It's such a pity how an average Nigerian struggles to understand sarcasm

That explains where we are currently, slowpokes

I noticed something every Sunday nairaland will bring up stupid post asking stupid question the other day was about judas. I can see you people are indirectly mocking
Christians.
Why didn't you ask this on Friday if other sex style is acceptable in 1slam or those people your prophet killed as holy war if it was good. Or explain about the Virgin you see in heaven when you engage in holy war.
You Christian should open your eyes there are some things nairaland would post you just over look because they want to draw words from our mouth.

Frank317

I need to buy you beer.

The fact that the so called "Christian's" could recognise your post as sacacsm tells you all you need to know about Nigerian Christians. When it comes to Religion, they leave their brains in the toilet.

You Need Deliverance, The Bible Only Supports D Missionary Style, All Other Styles Were Brought In By Ex Porn Stars.

skillzbae:
Lols. The world today is changing. If u push ur spouse to commit adultery because of sex style, I believe you are in for a long thing from God, man, conscience and suffering. I remember on my wedding day, the pastor kept shouting satisfy your husband, and by that I believe he was asking me to give my husband just as he wants it. The only thing I don't support is Mouth Action, apart from it being irritating the stuff is supposed to go into the vee jay to produce children not to serve as milk In your mouth.

remeber what your pastor said" satisfy your husband"...let him put it in your mouth and allow your self to do a good work on the microphone.

obonujoker:


Lol... u can't say... it might be the best

I no want mbok

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

Shatap dia hypokritus stupidus
Na back of bible u dey read?
Carry ur face comot hia b4 u deceive pple go whr pass hell

AZeD1:
Frank317

I need to buy you beer.

The fact that the so called "Christian's" could recognise your post as sacacsm tells you all you need to know about Nigerian Christians. When it comes to Religion, the leave their brains in the toilet.

Why Do U Attack Xtians

Did Jesus ever married? If not why do you expect him to know sex styles please leave the man of peace alone mumu op

quentin06:

Why Do U Attack Xtians

Where is the attack on Christians?

guy this na rubbish

Synord:


Excu ma, Mummy Sunday school, our mother In isreal

what is microphone and "my place ??

Check ur boxers u will see ur microphone , I guess u know where to find the other one .

oyonu:
What u guys practice is religion and Christianity is not a religion. Religion put people in bondage while Christianity makes people free. He whom the son of man has made free is free Indeed John 8:36. Any religion or pastor that dictate how you will have sex with your own wife has put you in bondage. In as long as you are married and you are not committing adultery I don't believe God is angry on how you sex your wife. As a matter of fact, the Bible encourages pre-intimacy song of Solomon 2:6 even Paul admonished married people never to deprive each other sex 1cor7:5. Come to think of it, who taught Adam and Eve how to sex? They must have seen the animals doing it from the back and must have engage in the style. But you should know that people have sex in the style they are comfortable with hence the missionary style is popular while animals do it from the back because it is more comfortable for them. I say it again you will not go to hell for doing doggy style except u are fonicating

I doubt missionary is as comfortable as rear-entry.

darlenese:



Check ur boxers u will see ur microphone , I guess u know where to find the other one .

penis na penis..which one be microphone... lol

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

PLEASE CAN YOU BACK UP YOUR STATEMENT WITH JUST ONE SCRIPTURE.
LIAR!!!!!

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

your wife Don suffer ooo

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

give me bible quotation, mbok!!!!

Please go and preach to Brother Joro followers on insta those men think its ok to cheat on your wife if she does'nt twerk for you. It is disheartening, they will go and be watching rubbish and be expecting it fron decent unexperienced girls.

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

This is a dumb submission, literally and sarcastically.

frank317:


Be ye holy for I your God is holy. So u want to be holy in other aspects of ur life and not in ur sexual life? So as a Christian holy spirit does no teach u that once he has come into u, everything about you becomes holy? Why do u hate the word holy sex? Would you prefer unholy sex? Pls what kind of Christian are u?

How do you know a holy sex position biko... What's the criteria?

quentin06:
You Need Deliverance, The Bible Only Supports D Missionary Style, All Other Styles Were Brought In By Ex Porn Stars.

is missionary style not a style

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

Ha ha

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

Blabberdash!

lisabty22:
I noticed something every Sunday nairaland will bring up stupid post asking stupid question the other day was about judas. I can see you people are indirectly mocking
Christians.
Why didn't you ask this on Friday if other sex style is acceptable in 1slam or those people your prophet killed as holy war if it was good. Or explain about the Virgin you see in heaven when you engage in holy war.
You Christian should open your eyes there are some things nairaland would post you just over look because they want to draw words from our mouth.

What if the op happens to be a Christian.

The fact that it doesn't come up on Friday doesn't mean anything. Let's teach ourselves. Some of us are in sin going for styles or some of us are depriving ourselves of pleasure in marriage going for over holiness. ...

Let's learn!

skillzbae:
Lols. The world today is changing. If u push ur spouse to commit adultery because of sex style, I believe you are in for a long thing from God, man, conscience and suffering. I remember on my wedding day, the pastor kept shouting satisfy your husband, and by that I believe he was asking me to give my husband just as he wants it. The only thing I don't support is Mouth Action, apart from it being irritating the stuff is supposed to go into the vee jay to produce children not to serve as milk In your mouth.

but you still suc.k dickson, right?

I was reading comments here and was laughing, believe me; some people here has just got themselves free visa to hell due to blasphemy....

I pray you pray for forgiveness ( those whose comments are not glorifying God...)

http://www.ostadasblog.com/2017/04/powers-of-midnight-prayer.html

Some people are just too timid . anyhow you want to have sex with your partner is okay. God won't judge you.

bnovative:


Buahahahaha!!
Guy this is sarcasm taken to extreme.

Hahahahahaa i was cracked up eh. Everyone around me was wondering. What made me laughed more was the reaction. Nigerians aren't good with sarcasm, they barely understand it. The reaction usually makes my day. Only a few on Twitter understand it.


Cc: frank317

Some people are just too timid. Anyhow you want to have sex with your partner is okay. God won't judge you.

;DFrank317, you're just too funny. The literature section misses you o.

satisfy ur partner sikene.

darlenese:



What are u saying ?

So a christian can enjoy sex, holy sex indeed, as a Christian I can suxk micro phone if I like and he licks my place if he desires and long as it makes us happy, God didn't tell us what and how to enjoy sex u hear

this babe you go like preek die