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Jokes Etc / Re: One Of The Reasons Africans Miss Phone Calls by Mamacita007(f): 9:59pm On Nov 14, 2013
Very funny
Jokes Etc / Re: This Picture Apart From Being Funny, It's That True?!!! by Mamacita007(f): 9:55pm On Nov 14, 2013
Hahahaha
Jokes Etc / Re: Date Rich *shugar*mamas In Our Hotel by Mamacita007(f): 9:53pm On Nov 14, 2013
grin grin
Romance / Re: Why Will A Single Unmarried Lady Want To Keep An Unplanned Pregnancy? by Mamacita007(f): 9:51pm On Nov 14, 2013
weazley: there yu av it op, u ar d lucky donor, and yu av won ursef a bouncin baby.chheeerrsssss

lloooooollll
Family / Re: reasons why all ladies most encourage polygamy. Discuss by Mamacita007(f): 9:34pm On Nov 14, 2013
The Bible said that a man & his wife shall become ONE not a man & many wives. it's becos u've stopped going to Church thats why u're thinking like this undecided undecided

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Romance / Re: Girls Which Do You Prefer, Fair Guys Or Dark Guys? by Mamacita007(f): 9:26pm On Nov 14, 2013
Rummenigge: I know there's still love for tall,handsome,muscular fair guy like me.

Muscles scare me grin grin
Travel / Re: Title? by Mamacita007(f): 9:19pm On Nov 14, 2013
olarwarlay:

Mama.... The Coupon and Sales Lady!!!


I Love You jare kiss..... Hope Godzilla doesn't see this cheesy cheesy cheesy

Go abeg with ur fake gift. better mail mine to me grin grin what can i get for u from victoria secret llooooooll
Travel / Re: Title? by Mamacita007(f): 9:15pm On Nov 14, 2013
kunlebal:
Is this for real, I would have love to by galaxy x4 but am still in nigeria and I will not be coming to state with a phone. embarassed

that's what i saw online but it might be with a contract or u can check craigslist
Travel / Re: Title? by Mamacita007(f): 9:02pm On Nov 14, 2013
Macys & victoria secret will be having sales grin grin

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Travel / Re: Title? by Mamacita007(f): 9:00pm On Nov 14, 2013
kpolli:

Low price being?

Cheaper than the normal price. many electronics like camera, phones, tablets will be on sale
Hp laptop 14" for $278
Apple mini ipad for $299 with free 100 box walmart gift card
samsung galaxy s4 for $40

http://www.theblackfriday.com/Apple-iPad-Mini-16GB--100-Gift-Card/2243.htm
Travel / Re: Title? by Mamacita007(f): 8:53pm On Nov 14, 2013
Mamacita007: Did you guys hear the story of a Caucasian man that contested election pretending to be black in a mostly African-American district?

lloooooll did they remove him?
Travel / Re: Title? by Mamacita007(f): 7:46pm On Nov 14, 2013
olarwarlay: Right away Ma'am.... kiss kiss

How are you able to single me out? Haha!

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Travel / Re: Title? by Mamacita007(f): 7:36pm On Nov 14, 2013
Did you guys hear the story of a Caucasian man that contested election pretending to be black in a mostly African-American district? He sent out pictures of a black man sitting in an office, flyers of a black guy greeting people, campaigned with the voice of a black man and he won! shocked
**Shouldn't it be a crime when a person uses racial profiling to their advantage? So deceitful!**
Travel / Re: Title? by Mamacita007(f): 7:28pm On Nov 14, 2013
kpolli: Low price being?

Ina Kwana mai kpolli ...I think they're gonna have pretty good deals. I'm not looking to buy anything this year. Ba Kudi
@ Olarwarlay: Hook me up!
Travel / Re: Title? by Mamacita007(f): 7:51am On Nov 14, 2013
Americans sef. i heard that only few people signed up for obamacare & that they might cancel it. i wonder why people refuse free healthcare
Travel / Re: Title? by Mamacita007(f): 7:49am On Nov 14, 2013
CFCfan:

I'll wit till March to upgrade my iphone, lol.

Why? lloooooll mine needs an upgrade becos ios 7 keeps crashing
Travel / Re: My Detailed Trip From Lagos To Uk With Pixxx by Mamacita007(f): 7:47am On Nov 14, 2013
Nice pics.





haters abound tongue tongue

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Travel / Re: Title? by Mamacita007(f): 7:33am On Nov 14, 2013
CFCfan:

I'm watching PBS now. They're showing "Secrets of the dead" - a Kennedy documentary.

Ok. i'll check it now


Black friday is nov 29th. who is going shopping? i heard that samsung galaxy note 10.1 will sell for a low price
Travel / Re: Title? by Mamacita007(f): 4:10am On Nov 14, 2013
O Goddddddd grin grin i give up
Travel / Re: Title? by Mamacita007(f): 3:48am On Nov 14, 2013
Mamacita007: Bubbler llooooooll mamacita is free at last!!!!!!

Lolz ... I'm still lurking. Not done yet #GodzillaStatus
Sue me! cheesy
Travel / Re: Title? by Mamacita007(f): 2:21am On Nov 14, 2013
ighoosagie: Wat Eva happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except STDs cool

Which of strip?
Fremont or d New strip?

We luv locals

fremont is for gamblers. i went there during the day & nothing was happening. who told u STDs don't stay back in vegas. mmmmmm
Fashion / Re: Is This Wedding Dress Beautiful? by Mamacita007(f): 1:54am On Nov 14, 2013
Merkki: Just remember to shave your armpit hairs. I love the 3rd pic.

Hahahahaha. no bride will forget that
Travel / Re: Title? by Mamacita007(f): 1:45am On Nov 14, 2013
olarwarlay: Lol....

Mamacita, I see You, You!
Yes, I know You can rhyme, You!
You don't have to be jealous, You!
You know we love You, You!
Oya come here, You!!! kiss kiss kiss

Warrrrevvvva!!!!! cry cry

Yvete: Hey Lisadem! How you loving Dallas? Guess you're at UTD. There's this Cameroonian lady that sells point-and-kill fish at her backyard on Forest Ln. Lolz .... Tastes great!

mmmmmm grin grin
Travel / Re: Title? by Mamacita007(f): 1:41am On Nov 14, 2013
CFCfan:
Will the party be in Vegas? You know whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas cheesy

Yes oo that's whats up. live in vegas strip llooooll. am sure that strippers make money from tips. in vegas there are more street hustlers than strippers
Sports / Re: FIFA 2014 World Cup Draw In Brazil by Mamacita007(f): 11:13pm On Nov 13, 2013
CFCfan: I have to say Mexico should start applying for their Brazilian visas.

And brazilian hair for their various wives & gfs grin grin
Travel / Re: Title? by Mamacita007(f): 11:10pm On Nov 13, 2013
CFCfan: When I go meet one of una?

Don't mind them, them
We must have or own party without them, them
We don't need them, them
All this texas pple sef, na wa for them


I can rhyme too tongue tongue
Travel / Re: Title? by Mamacita007(f): 11:08pm On Nov 13, 2013
Yvete: Reminiscent of my teenage years cheesy
♫ ♪ When I say I'm through, I'm through. Basically, I'm through with you ♫ ♪ .... haha.

Bubbler llooooooll mamacita is free at last!!!!!!
Travel / Re: Title? by Mamacita007(f): 5:32pm On Nov 13, 2013
Morning joke - A Nigerian man and his nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem when da wife suddenly died.
Undertaker: "It wil cost £5000 to ship her home or £50 to bury her here."
Husband:"Ship her home!"
Undertaker: "But Sir why don't u bury her in the Holy Land to save the cost?"
Husband: "Listen here pal,a long long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here and 3 days after he resurrected. I beg I'm taking her back to Nigeria" grin grin

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Travel / Re: Recover Tuition And Accommod. Deposits With Defunct MEGATREND University-help by Mamacita007(f): 5:25pm On Nov 13, 2013
They won't refund ur money to anyone but you. have u contacted the accounting dept by phone or the school is completely shut down? sorry
Politics / Re: Clara Chime Packs-out Of Enugu Govt House, Opens Up by Mamacita007(f): 5:05pm On Nov 12, 2013
I'm happy for her & wish her well. i wish there are other ways to resolve this problem instead of going thru the press but her safety is all that matters
Travel / Re: I Regretted The Prayers I Offered To God To Take Me To Usa by Mamacita007(f): 4:57pm On Nov 12, 2013
Smh. all becos of an earthquake scare. thank God he made it back home safely

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