CFCfan: Mamacita, you dey gamble?

Noooooo never. no be person wey get money full house dey gamble abeg oo. na ighosagie handwork be dat lloooooll

ighoosagie: @mama, pls don't troll on d temple of God

Go & join ur fellow gamblers. its almost 9pm

Amefrica:

Stalker!!

im following you. thats how i saw some of ur comments

Eya. ndi bem

i wanna say bye but i cant all these books can make one run mad

Bruno mars treasure

hillsongs for gospel music

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firmcy: its happening again as many will be walking into the hall in the 7th to 10th of may to prove to the whole world that they are qualified to be called a nurse. am also involved in the exam and so I created this thread for us to encourage ourselves.

Which particular exam are you writing

byvan: Yesssoooo,keep breastfeeding on both no matter how painful, the thing dey pain wella.

Really? Congrats to all the mums in the house.

Amefrica: So, you were actually ignoring me. You couldn't ask after me? Abi? If I didn't attack you, you wouldn't have talked to me.

It's alright and good.

hahahahaha i didnt ignore u. you were busy having fun with harbosede looooool

1 Cor 7:2 KJV

Each man should have his own wife, and let each woman have her own husband trolling

Amefrica:

Stale! It's so old. Weldone tho'

Haters abound

Spiritually yes

R.S.V.P for Ol********ly!!

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Morning joke


A professor was traveling by boat,on their way he asked the sailor
PROFESSOR:'Do u know Biology?
SAILOR:no

PROFESSOR:Ecology?
SAILOR:no

PROFESSOR:Zoology? Embraeology?
SAILOR:no

PROFESSOR:Epidemology? 'NO' said the sailor.

Prof got angry and said 'what the hell do u know? You will die of illetracy' One hour later the boat started sinking.
The sailor looked at the professor and said' Do u knw Swiminology and Escapeology from Sharkology? 'NO' said the Professor Well dat means Crocodileology will eat your Headology and u will Dieology with your Knowledgeology because of your badmouthology

CFCfan:

Brilliant!

We can swim the Oceans via Oceanic bank.
Your union with Ola/Kpoli/CFC will be stronger than that of Union bank.
We can guarantee our trust in you better than Guarantee Trust bank
Our echoes will resonate faster than ECOBANK
And we will reach the zenith of our ambitions just like Zenith bank.

lloooooooll thats why i used key to stone ighosagie's head like keystone bank runnnns away from thread for life. bye

sorry

kunlebal:
How does the contract things work

im not sure how it works but i bought my iphone on craigslist

CFCfan:
I go begin watch am

you're missing. we don enter 3rd season loooooll


stop watching that olodo homer simpson

CFCfan:
Gbam! I like your fidelity. Did u ever work in Fidelity Bank?

u dey craze!!! i worked in liberty bank becos i have the liberty to watch any show i like
when i started working in chase bank i chased olivia pope from the white house
then threw her in a well thanks to wells fargo bank
i told citigroup to make sure that she doesnt enter the city of vegas for life


hahahaha

kpolli:

I am not doing contract....

hahahaha giving side chicks hope llooooooll the president's wife knows that olivia is sleeping with her husband. on sunday our pastor preached against watching scandal becos the show is promoting infedility. just becos i watch it doesnt mean am like her

CFCfan:

OMG! She is 'foine'
Dou have her BBM contact?

so you dont watch scandal? she's olivia pope the lead actress in scandal

Chicken thigh

lisadem: JOKE:
Girl said: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in India and he lives in Alaska.
We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, he proposed to me on skype, and now we've had 2 months of relationship through Viber.
I need your blessings and good wishes, daddy.

Dad said: Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter, have fun on tango.
Buy your kids on e-bay, receive them through gmail, and if you are fed up with your husband...sell him on
Amazon.

hahahaha social media wedding. very funny

My best is as follows
love & hip hop atlanta
Basketball wives
Keeping up with the kardarshians
Hollywood exes

I'll keep slapping him looool

kpolli:

Are you serious?

With 2 yr contract with AT&T galaxy note is $299



Tonight is scandal with olivia pope. team mellie

ighoosagie: sorry I don't do married women .



#team yerima#
#team catch them young#
#team train them#
And they shall b urs 4eva

Watever!!!!!!! mind you, i'm not old. i know u're playing with this polygamy tin becos no woman will agree to such. are u from a polygamous family?

He's not serious. he must share the money with his baby mama why is that when most men win the jackpot they become stingy? i watched one story of how a man hit the jackpot, hid it from his wife. then he claimed the money & ran away. the woman heard the story on tv & was crying that her husband should bring her own share. i wan laff die hahahaha

Karashikaaaaaaa karashikaaaa
wat of circle of doom?


there's 1 movie where a stingy man buried his brother in an expensive casket. i can't remember the name

olarwarlay:

Lol, you call that special gift fake? Ask my runaway love, She'll tell you more

Anything you get for me will be appreciated jare, you know say na you dey reign. I'll double your gift for that

lloooooool

I love this section. nice jokes llooooooll