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RomanceRe: I Slept With My Boss Recently By Mistake But Now I Am.... by mamafunky(f): 10:29am On Apr 02, 2015
dicefrost:
How do you sleep with someone by mistake? Anyway, you don't have to tell him anything. If he is infected, that is his problem. He won't dare ask you if you are responsible. Go treat yourself
I pity the man's wife assuming he's married cuz he must have transferred the shit to his lovely darling wifey. Chai.....dias God oooh
RomanceRe: Things You Must Work On Before You Get Married by mamafunky(f): 9:09am On Mar 19, 2015
Am in love with this write up. Op God bless you, am fascinated.
FamilyRe: Rude Awakening: I Am Not My Husband's Next Of Kin And Beneficiary!! by mamafunky(f): 10:10am On Mar 18, 2015
My dear op, even when in a good relationship with your hubby i think it shouldn't stop you from having your own savings.
But come to think of it...some men are so dumb when it comes to next of kin. Unless you guys doesn't have kids but if you do, what then stops him from using his own children as his next of kin. But men should know that whatever you kept for your wife is for your children cuz definitely a woman must care for her kids no matter how stupid and dumb she could be. So wise up our men and know that if your brother/sister is not well to do, all you kept in their care will neither get to your wife nor to your children. Be wise!!
EducationRe: How Do You Wear Your Bag (pics) by mamafunky(f): 4:17pm On Mar 16, 2015
A-E never tried F
RomanceRe: I Just Made Love To A Married Woman Today. God Forgive Me! by mamafunky(f): 9:35am On Mar 13, 2015
No one have said a thing about the woman....but she's a cheat naaa.
okkk because bible said women are the weaker vessels and men shouldn't be carried away by their beauty. Now guy please met with the lord at the alter for confession and forgiveness. Now my prayer....dear God I thank you for being there for me and for the strength to resist worthless men for the past 8yrs of marriage and always, amen. The fear of God is the beginning of wisdom.....take note all yee married women and respect your husbands for Christ sake. Men should also learn to satisfy their wives. PEACE! PEACE!PEACE!
RomanceRe: I Just Made Love To A Married Woman Today. God Forgive Me! by mamafunky(f): 9:35am On Mar 13, 2015
No one have said a thing about the woman....but she's a cheat naaa.
okkk because bible said women are the weaker vessels and men shouldn't be carried away by their beauty. Now guy please meet with the lord at the alter for confession and forgiveness. Now my prayer....dear God I thank you for being there for me and for the strength to resist worthless men for the past 8yrs of marriage and always, amen. The fear of God is the beginning of wisdom.....take note all yee married women and respect your husbands for Christ sake. Men should also learn to satisfy their wives. PEACE! PEACE!PEACE!
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Dump Guys Who Refuse To Have Sex With Them ? by mamafunky(f): 12:02pm On Mar 11, 2015
JUSTIMAGINE
HealthRe: Vaginal Douching: Helpful Or Harmful? by mamafunky(f): 11:57am On Mar 11, 2015
Stop douching and wash with clean water only. Clean vagina has a wonderful/pleasant smell that I feel like putting my nose in there always. Please babes, our bodies especially the reproductive system is so complex to avoid had I known.
FashionRe: Ladies: Which Number Are You In This Picture? Be Honest by mamafunky(f): 12:47pm On Mar 07, 2015
2 but if there's anything in-between 2&3.
CelebritiesRe: Birthday: Pete Edochie Turns 68 Today by mamafunky(f): 12:42pm On Mar 07, 2015
Happy birthday daddy, God bless you our hero. Llnp sir.
RomanceRe: Would Relationships Survive If "Sex" Was Removed by mamafunky(f): 10:56am On Mar 07, 2015
My dear OP, God has already ordained marriage with sex cuz if you remove sex procreation suffers and love/romance dies. God is not a man, he's a perfect God. So stop thinking wide. The primary significance of marriage is sex, and so every other things that may follow sex are secondary.
PoliticsRe: Okorocha's State-of-the-arts Dialysis Center (Photos) by mamafunky(f): 8:57pm On Feb 27, 2015
My able Governor more greace to your elbow.
haters should go and hug a nearby transformer. Up lmo......Up Governor Okorocha.
FashionRe: 5 Main Habits That Make Your Boobs Sag & How To Correct by mamafunky(f): 10:02am On Feb 23, 2015
Op u got it right though it at times depending on the breast cup/shape and size. Am done with childbearing but mine still stands cuz I have the D curves and moderate sized. Loving my boobs after 4 kids.
CrimeRe: See What A Man Allegedly Did To His Wife (Photos Inclusive) by mamafunky(f): 8:48am On Feb 05, 2015
I just guessed the hubby haven't cheated before assuming it's true. Cheating every day and people are still going to the altar to insult God by saying I DO. God have mercy on us.
CelebritiesRe: Muna Obiekwe Buried Today (Photos) by mamafunky(f): 10:26am On Feb 04, 2015
Rip Muna
FamilyMoney Given To A Wife By Her Husband Is Called What.. by mamafunky(op): 8:50pm On Jan 30, 2015
Money has different names !!! In church its called (offering), in school its (fee), in marriage it's called (dowry), in divorce (alimony), when u owe someone its (debt ), when u pay the government (tax), in court (fines), civil servant retirees (pension) boss to workers (salary), master to subordinates (wages), when u borrow from bank (loan), when u offer after a service (tip), to kidnappers (ransom), illegally received in d name of service (bribe).

The question is "when a Husband gives it to his Wife what do we call it??

Answer __________??
CelebritiesRe: Muna Obiekwe’s Burial Arrangements Announced by mamafunky(f): 2:46pm On Jan 26, 2015
RIP Muna, can't believe you're gone too soon.
FamilyRe: Sex Denial Threatens 6-year-old Marriage In Lagos by mamafunky(f): 1:30pm On Jan 17, 2015
chibic:
When a woman starts sleeping around,this is what the husband gets...she's even lucky she have a man that is interested in having s.ex with her all time when most women are being starved of s.ex by husbands who keep plenty girlfriends..I'm not surprised cos when a man decides to focus only on his wife and ignore other women,that's when the wife will start sleeping around cos she has a man tha doesn't play away.
y didn't I get such a man that will always ask me for sex and am here crying and begging for it. Chai I don suffer.
RomanceRe: Can You Marry An Illiterate? by mamafunky(f): 5:05pm On Jan 16, 2015
olafunny:
who is den an illiterate? cheesy
An illiterate is one who is unable to read and write. But some illiterates can speak good English and fluently.

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