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And you think young girls of nowadays would easily fall for that your "Sweet Mouth"
Please, don't be deceived, Young girls especially Nigerian ones have over-looked that
We now want to see action and less speech.

Wow, Ms. I am so smart and I give mature replies. . .
Since when did the English Professors spell "Bringing" as "Brining"
Rants?
Hello, I'm not the one that types a whole paragraph to reply to a one sentence post.
I'm still laughing oooo. . .

I always saw the signs of a serious war that's about to befall us.
Oh lawd, Come and help our petty country named Nigeria. . .
It's becoming something else, I don't even want to start remembering
those thieves we call president and leaders who rule our nation for money and our taxes. . .

Imo State leading in another armed robbery survey?
I'm even surprised I don't see benin people in that list
Or aren't they the ones who go about stealing valuables from innocent passengers?

And I don't want to cheat in the awards and get myself disqualified.

Since you said she's a Nairaland User. . .
Can you at least tell us her username?

Debosky Lock this topic, It has turned into a place for trouble-makers to express themselves. . .

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff00cc]NL is not do or die. (take your own advice)NL is not your life.[/b]just because you have been on how many accounts now? 10? hating much?. . .
case closed.[/color]

Is this coming from a renowned nairaland addict?

tpiah:
If not, I'd like to know why.

Beaf in particular is very uncouth, depraved and tends to post [b]very irritating pictures in order to annoy people he disagrees with. If people have been banned for posting gifs which everybody else liked, then why is Beaf let loose on NL with his senselessness? Is there more to this than meets the eye.


And is it any wonder certain elements feel entitled to spam the place with their unclothed photos anytime the ganja catches them, when they know the site administration has their back. We dey wait una next installment of shat oh!!

Ogodiboy does little more than wander around Nl looking for fights. I know he's a loser and a born coward but that's no reason for him to evade banning unless something else is going on.

Crackles is nothing more than an unmitigated guttersnipe and a nuisance who wants to think he's posh when in reality he's more of a urinate-in-open-gutter type



I'm not going to comment about this selective or is it Nigerian spambot just yet.


There are posts of over 1000 words which the spambot ignores, and there are posts of just 50 words which the so called spambot uses as an excuse to ban people.

Anyway sometimes I think of it too,
I hardly see mrcrackles banned, Could it be because of his position as a moderator, Possibly. . .
I don't know about the rest of the poeple you mentioned.

^^Oh Lawd hammercy, how am I sure you haven't ran off now to report to the moderator again, lol.
abeg leave my thread so that I can read serious and intelligent responses, I'm sick and tired of seeing that your pink coloured font everywhere in my thread. . .
Oya, begin dey go. . .

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff00cc]that doesn't even make sense. everything you are yarning about, you do the same.
so using middle school curse words (when do i even curse?) against adult curse words makes you look brighter and "intelligent"
got it, i see your logic, and what you believe makes you look "cool". 
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!
and what do you mean i ran to report? my words were abusive, right? isnt that why you said (on page one) that you reported too? LOL!!
OH THE IRONY!!!!
if i were you, i would stop now. too funny.
its like "roasting" on yourself.
get banned again and go crying to the MODS to unban you.
shioooooooor[/color]

Okay, Ms "I cheated on the romance awards but debosky refused to disqualify me"
You have typed so much paragraphs that I don't even understand why you keep saying responding to me is like responding to a brick wall.
Please, don't deceive yourself, if seun starts hand-picking users with quality responses, you wouldn't be remembered.
Anyway, It's obvious you take Nairaland sooooo serious. . .
I mean anyone who goes through your posts can see the kind of passion you put into it. . .
So, I don't even want to start going into your case. . .

jennykadry:
See this one , anyone that does not know what the immature word means only have to look at your posts to get the answer

Ive been banned alot of times on this forum, even though i am back with my first ID ,show me where on this forum, i opened up a million threads begging like a whinning kid who's lolly just got stolen by a cat, to be unbanned? nairaland is not your life, get over it already

Be quiet, I don't even want to start going into your own case cause yours is history. . .
You now want to respond to me but you sheepishly ran off to call mukina when I didn't even call you anything, I only yawned. . .
Please, don't even start now. . .It's too late.
Like my Igbo people say "Odigo late".

I thought this thread already existed. . .
Poster, If you need a reply, Click on the search button.

Correct me if I'm mistaken. . .
Aren't you the same rumour monger that went around saying Turai is ruling Nigeria from behind the scenes.

^^What are you woozing all about?

lonelydude:
Ok, let me put it this way;

My father's half sister who is my aunt got married.
Her husband's niece is whom I'm talking about.

or better still, can you marry from your in-laws' family?

In that case, you shouldn't marry your Uncle's niece. . .
I think it's absurd marrying from your in-laws family.
Go look for someone else completely unrelated to you for a wife.

And why am I not surprised this thread was created by a Newbie?

The woman is not even ashamed of herself. . .
She has the infantry to go about telling people her husband washes her own underwear
Completely disgraceful, abeg she needs to go and sit down somewhere. .
Juju ko, Charm ni. . .

netotse:
babe you know i dont like to pick on you, it's jst that sometimes those your one-liners are a lil too much to handle

You know you wouldn't dare but anyway I do that to get more posts and save time, lol.
Like they say, don't judge people through the internet or like they say Cover cause you never know who you
may communicating with.

I think you need to study a topic called "Family Tree and Extended Family relationships"
Cause I can't understand what you're pointing out. . .
Are you saying the girl you're trying to marry is probably your lost half-sister?

Poster, Please if you believe Jesus is not God. . .
Keep it to yourself, don't go about spreading propaganda and balony. . .
My faith and religion believes Jesus is God and the same with the Holy Trinity
and through God can one see and experience eternal life. . .
So, please keep your beliefs to yourself.

MrCrackles:
You are just bitter because i busted your scamming as/shole. . .
As long as i am around here, whatever username you morph into wont steal a kobo from innocent and unsuspecting forumites. . . .
[b]The kind of comfort, affluence and luxury i am wallowing in, is what you can only dream off. . . .[/b]Quit your deceptive ways now before satan rains hell fire on you. . . .
Quoting the bible wont win you any sympathy here trust me. . .You are a blooming FRAUD, if not prove me wrong!
M done on your case

Wow!
I like your Class and Self-esteem.

Central District, lol.
Anyway it can be all of the above except intimacy starvation.
Poster, if you know you have this experience just say it, you don't have to be shy.
You can go see a Doctor cause it's likely to be an infection. . .

netotse:
could it be that mamagee has repented? this post actually makes sense. . .

Please don't even start now. . .
Cause I guarantee you, you'll go running to report to the moderator
as fast as your feet can take you

MrCrackles:
Magragold. . .
^ ^ ^ Shut the fu/ck up you deceptive vagabond. . .
Do you think i am gonna poo my pants because of your empty threats?
NAH. . . .I am going out now but i will be back to slaughter your fraudulent fu/ck face. . . .
If you have concrete evidences to prove you are not a scammer, present it here and stop ranting like a pepper grinding machine. . .
Dimwit!

Okay, this is funny!

What do you mean where young pastors can run for help?
Whatever happened to Pastoral school and biblical study that qualifies one to
become a pastor or a priest if he/she wants to. . .
Seriously, do they need a more popular pastor to teach them how to preach the gospel
or conduct a sermon. . .

redsun:
What are the roles of the first lady in nigerian constitution?

Constitution. . .
Since when did all those criminals stealing money every day from the country think of creating
a consitution/law for first ladies, please forget that, it doesn't and would never exist.
But according to my opinion and from what I witnessed when I was in Nigeria, the first lady
Of Imo State usually gives wrappers to the less priviledged women. . .

What's up with all these ridiculous threads everywhere sef?
Is seun paying you guys for the number of pointless threads you all create
each day, how can one imagine that the President Of The United States would disappear
with all those security men he has protecting him 24/7?

First, it was hausa now it's Yoruba. . .
It looks like Nigeria is fast going into Civil War.