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[quote author=na2day? link=topic=387686.msg5641158#msg5641158 date=1267916071]i swear on seun's big head that i have never said that to another lady b4 (i think)  [/quote]

I don't sleep with dafts I meet online. . .
I'm way passed that level.

Congratulations to him!!!
What's he trying to accomplish by buying an airport
Of all the good houses, Cars etc to buy, he chose an airport. . .
To me I find it completely absurd.

faakay:
It was arranged according to my preferred attributes,

Virgin or Not, doesn't make her a good wife,  so it should be the last

Okay ooo but is the Virginity part necessary?

faakay:
Beauty
Sexiness/Fashion/Girliness
Traditional/Homely values
Intelligence
Career Potential
[b]Virginity/Low Sexual Experience
[/b]

Are you a Virgin yourself or are you looking for whom to take advantage of?

Thanks, Scammer extraordinaire.

I give my body, Soul and heart to Christ
who dies for me in the cross of Calvary because
through him can one get eternal Life. . .
He's the beginning and the end, the alpha and the Omega. . .
The beginner and Finisher of our faith.

Good Looks
God-Fearing
Decisive
Intelligent/smart
Muscular
Prayerful
Caring
High Self-Esteem
above all mannerful.

It'll be of great Value if you stop spamming the whole forum with this topic.

Women possess badluck?
You sound like someone from the 13th Century. . .
Please, which planet did you pop out from?

dominique:
see loff in tokyo

More like loff in the east.

She simply vanished into thin air.

chamotex:
Sagamite, can we have the female version of this?

What's that in your profile page?

Btw, since when did you become a moderator?

What a severely daft topic!
I'm out of here.

ayusco:
1. You know you have wacthed a pete edochie when he delivers one of his animal metaphors eg ' u mean u dare to step on the tail of a lion while riding the tiger who jammed the elephant at iweka road?'

2. mercy johnson always appears in any movie with her TWO co-stars(don't u know them? the TWIN TOWERS of course )

3. If Olu jacobs doesn't growl or grunt under his breath then he is an impostor

4. Apparently in nollywood movies if u are poor and the male lead u cannot afford N100 shaving stick hence the facial hair

5. Action themed music must always be played at regular intervals in naija movies even in scenes were u walk across the street to buy chewing gum

6. why do about to craze people in nollywood movies always have the urge to CONFESS

7. THE BATTLE HAS JUST BEGUN! WATCH OUT FOR PART 2

cbase:
Alanta is WTF 

Scooby1:
@mamagee if you cant handle that statement i suggest you logoff jobless woman

I have just realized I have been wasting my time on a wacko
Next!

FL Gators:
You mean Y'ardua don tire you , Obama and the Queen are your childhood dreams abi?

OMG!!! See haters, Please don't blame Nigerian girls overseas
for your failure to get a visa. . .
Na wa oooo, and since when does a boastful person's behaviour relate to his/her location. . .
all these haters would surely see hate.

[quote author=Aloy+Emeka link=topic=408182.msg5630073#msg5630073 date=1267746990]Femi VS Tuface:

Who will win the game? [/quote]

Scooby1:
U norminating debosky so he wouldnt ban u again huh 

Were you expecting me to nominate you?. . .
And what has this thread "Nairaland's Hottest Man" got to with my ban.
Have you even seen the picture on his profile page?
I'll suggest you go and see the picture before you go around insinuating arrant nonsense.

It has nothing to do with parasitism or whatever you call it. . .
I think it's just them trying to be nicer and friendlier. . .
Or do you expect your female patients buying you lunch?

Debosky is definitely the hottest man in Nairaland
according to the picture I see in his profile. . .
Anyway, I can't be sooo sure since most male users here use the picture of models.

Most Nigerians are a handy bunch of disgraceful people. . .
Now, it's no longer scamming people. . .
The problem has reached the Vatican City.
What a Disgrace!

honeric01:
What's all these noises about? can't we have peace on this thread?

You can feel peace here. . .
Aren't you feeling the warm dove all upon you?