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Australian Open is the most interesting tournament in tennis.

RichyBlacK:
Why?

I don't know why but you can tell me.

Where is Our president for Christ's sake. . .
He should make a speech concerning this issue.

Igbo Haitians?

I bet some of those women are as dumb as paper towels.

bawomolo:
and why is it immoral?

do you think alcohol and smoking cigarettes is immoral?

There are different things that are immoral and prostitution is included.
And for the alcohol and cigarette smoking, yes I think it's immoral.

What is the Troll Nordicrace?

Inflation, Nigeria is becoming poor.

Prostitution shouldn't be legal, that's just immoral.

I can't view the video.

What is going on in Nigeria?
People are being kidnapped everywhere,
Can't the government do anything to stop this?

I think he's a coward, go away from him as soon as possible.

Yaradua must be churning on woods.

OgidiBoy:
My gf and I attended the party, it was something else. Too bad most of you NL ppl couldn't make it.

In your dreams . . .

This is the most ridiculous thread ever, Who said men are afraid to fall in love?

There aren't any handsome/cute male nairalanders.

Yaradua shouldn't be President for any reason.

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.

The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich.
The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says "I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This became a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the bartender."Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large Scotch" says the man. "Same for me" says the ostrich. "That will be $7.20" says the bartender. Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.

The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found this old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever needed to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money will be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!""That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk, or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

"That's fantastic!" says the bartender. "You are a genius! , Oh, one other thing sir, what's with the ostrich?"

The man replies, "Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs."

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=388099.msg5393291#msg5393291 date=1264547928]https://cdn.concreteloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/fp_4410486_ang_west_kanye_012210.jpg[/quote]What the hell! . . .she's dressed like a wh*re

I wouldn't forgive him for any reason, he was plain stupid.

Funniest Joke ever.

I sense this poster is under the influence of broken glasses.

Where is the Joke?

What is this?

sophy09:
is that spots on her legs  

Yes ooo, If I talk now my mom would say I'm talking nonsense.

This thread should be in the Jokes section.

A five-year-old girl called Agidi Ogbedo, has been killed by persons suspected to be ritualists.

The body of the girl was found lying in a fenced plot behind Loekka Secondary School, Makurdi, the Benue state capital, on Monday. Sources told our correspondent, yesterday, that little Agidi had disappeared from home last Saturday, only for her body to be found 48 hours later, after a frantic search for her.

P.M.NEWS investigation shows that the private part of the girl and her two eyes, tongues and intestine were removed by the suspected ritualists. Narrating the incident to P.M.NEWS, the guardian of the late girl, Mrs. Grace Unongwu, disclosed that last Saturday, at about 7p.m., when she called Agidi, who had been playing behind the Eckankar worship centre with her friends, to come home for her dinner, she discovered that she was no where to be found.

Speaking further, Mrs. Unongwu said she had to organise a search party, immediately, for Agidi, but they could not trace her whereabouts. She said she later reported the matter to the police at “D” Division. According to her, on Monday, a member of the search party came and informed her that they had discovered the body of Agidi near Loekka Secondary School, and on getting to the scene, Mrs. Unongwu said she discovered that some parts of Agidi’s body had been removed by those who killed her.

The Divisional Police Officer in charge of the Division confirmed the incident and said the police have commenced investigation into the incident. As at press time, no arrest has been made. Residents of the area expressed shock over the dastardly killing of the child, stressing that the development was very strange to the people of the state and called on the police to bring the culprits to book, no matter how highly placed.