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I've been on Nairaland chilling!!!
This forum is killing me.

Nairaland Girls are the epitome of warriors.

God created the Universe,
He made the flowers, the birds of the air,
The animals of the land, sea, oceans, air,
He created the heavenly bodies and the earth and
he created men on earth in his own image to take charge of everything.

Guys, what would you do if your wife nags a lot and unnecessarily?

Not funny, Please next time
Dude don't waste space for better replies.

Ladies, can you encourage your husband to take a second wife for any reason?

Nice pictures!!!
I love them.

She needs to bring those Kids back and bring her family back
Next step, she'll be asking for a divorce.
Instead of bringing her family together.

spikedcylinder:
We broke up because he ate a giraffe.

I laugh in Wisconsin!!!!
Get real.

Go King Kanu!!!!
The sky is your limit.

Best Governor of the Year Award goes to Fashola.

TheSeeker:
Grandmama Gee, welcome to the show.

And Gabry, did I just see you saying you're using recycled items? What have you done with the blank check I gave you? I called my financier this morning only to find out $1,000,000.00 has been debited from my account. May I know what's going on here? Don't make me call EFCC on you after this wedding, so come here and give accounts in full details, on how you spent all the money. Thank you
Young man, this is a classified wedding. Return quickly to the stands and make sure everything is in order, I have some important guests coming from Russia. . . and also ensure you have their cigarette lighters ready, they'd be smoking some nice cigars up there. Again, don't you dare - I repeat - don't you dare look at them like you've never seen oyinbo people, you hear me? _{Now go go go go}

TheSeeker, how far now?
Long time no hear.

This thread is touching.

That's not only Abominable,
It's also over my dead body.

I'm sick and tired of all these unnecessary links on these forum
Please for Nairaland sake, stop putting them up
We don't really want to know.

This is my thread I opened up with my former username.
Who resurrected it?

Not even if she was given to me in a platter of gold.

follypimpi:

Why r u pukin am comparing your beauty to peacock ya know.

What do you mean?

^^I don't believe your story.

Kanu is 33
Everybody that schooled with him can attest to it.

[quote author=THE.AMAKA link=topic=363478.msg5076307#msg5076307 date=1260319220]yes baby, i was banned. lol
its all good though.  [/quote]Why? and I thought it was another stalker that registered with your name at first
Why were you banned?

[quote author=THE.AMAKA link=topic=363478.msg5072272#msg5072272 date=1260279756]lol the reason i was banned wasnt because of attacking anyone. so you can cross that out.
it was another dumb reason.
lets just hail him like the King that he is.
i don tire sef. . .


anyway, back to topic[/quote]Amaka, were you banned?

How do I make my font bigger when I'm about to type something?

Gabry:
And Im 5! 


Ok, no need to vex ooo., .  But it does not run away from the fact that u are The Seeker's Great Grandma now. 

Before I go any further, Is that your pic in your profile?
Where are you from?

semid4lyfe:
Anyone who has seen Kanu close-up in real life will definitely know he's above 33 years. I'll say his real age is between 45 - 50

4 Play:
Supposedly, his school record at Holy Ghost Secondary School Owerri states that he was born in 1971 which makes him 38. This means that when he was lifting the Under-17 World Cup in 1993, he was actually 22.

Gabry:
U are 22  But I thought you are married   

I'm married, I got married when I was 18
I don't want to get into personal stuff
I just wanted to make it clear to you.

Fool at 40.

What period does a man get tired and bored of his wife?

Gabry:
Welcome Grandma Gee. . . U need to rest your mouth. I prepare you a glass of Pipe water. Kindly put your false teeth in there and sit down for a rest.l I will get you some Rice Porridge 


Lol! No Mind Grandma Gee. She is The Seeker's Great Grandma. Amazing huh that she is still alive!

Gabry, do I look like a Grandma at 22?

Can anyone post a pic?
I have a feeling it's going to look and taste delicious.

Magz:
If I ever get married.