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OfficialDJ:
i didn't hangout with Eddee. Eddee hung out with me. I don't hangout with people you uncurcumsised monkey

OfficialDJ:
Who's this obviously unintelligent cre.tin?


I choose my battles with folks who are worth it...
Not some......


Wait for it...




Keep scrolling...

Asslicking, obviously deranged albino hermaphrodite overloading my mentions with falsehood..

I bought my 550 for 1.5 million?

I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

This dolt is the kind of a man you’d use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

Yen yen yen yen yen..
You are the human version of period cramps...


Don't expect another reply from me you albino galah..
I'm obviously not in the mood to make this dolt popular

OfficialDJ:
you keep going around in circles...
Sigh...

That is the stock variant of the cls550...
I made some tune up, upto 418 HP.

Don't quote me again with this baseless arguments

Gravatar:
Lmao

You didn't read the part where he claimed to have "mods" like "cams" and removing the rear seats to "make the vehicle lighter" and other nonsensical things that most definitely did not happen

Those revolutionary "mods" gave him additional 100+ hp which he will put to use in the best way he knows how to

Racing Highlanders upandan

What a vapid clown

OfficialDJ:
a 550 dear sir. The cls 500 carries 302hp stock

OfficialDJ:
here we go again.

Ughhh...
That Nissan shitbox has 340 horsepower.
My car came stock with 402HP. I Modded up to 418.
Power to weight ratio has been taken care of, so purlllease.. That car would be DUSTED. They're not in the same category man

zabimaru:
Gosh, you really are an arrogant google mechanic. Followed your previous BCD thread and I'm surprised legalwealth hasn't tamed you yet on this one. Leave the married woman in peace, I learnt you begged her for a wrist watch, c'mon man. That's below the belt and directly at the groin.

GAZZUZZ:
Fact check i have not bought a personal phone in over 2 years .


Thanks and i appreciate the kind gesture

GAZZUZZ:
Some lies are being spread that we replaced the engine ECU with an updated version sadly the individuals assumption is false .



This is the current old dusty engine ECU in the vehicle with its ID and firmware. You can cross-check on an Acura database if it was updated.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Z7UaRidGo

Also more lies as to what we supplied and what we didn't.

First pic is part requested for (engine oil pump MDX 2008) you know I don't have a lifter, so you know where that pic came from.


2nd 3rd and 4th pics is what was supplied (used part) it was unnecessary at the time, I even told the buyer, but he was assured it would solve his oil pressure warning light.

diportivo:
akuko omole,kolokolo okota

a case of omo ASE......ati omo ologo 5G

alaimokan l'omo ASE......na why omo ologo l'emi balo ntemi

won ni copy and paste nise omo ologo 5G....emi ni ki iyalaya won f'ori dole to ba dun won

eleyi daunting gan....even omo ASE o r'oju tu e

won ti serve breakfast n'irole o.....gbogbo wa naa lama je

omo ologo 5G.....abeg,omo ASE ma wa ko'se l'ogba o

e bawa geeti overall handy.......

we go send am make he go buy us egg roll and burito wella sha.....na so dem dey learn work for our side

obidevine:
Please I am aware that most mechanics on the island ( Lekki,Ikoyi, Vi and ajah) really don't know what they are doing. I live in Ajah here in Lagos.

The only mechanic I trust is on the mainland his name is Gazzuzz but he doesn't like handling clients from the island . due to reasons best known to him.

Please who can recommend any very competent mechanic on the island for me even down to ajah Please I don't need all those over packaged ones ooohh.

Alfred74:
Today we certify our son,brother, inlaw,uncle,daddy,guru with the certificate below. Mainland branch oh.

BamBamK:
i beg to differ.... a blocked catalytic converter will grenade any engine.... logically, if you understand the basis of d catalytic converters, u should know this... you just dented ur reputation further...

BamBamK:
make sense

mammanbawa come this side...

na here we sitdon put

Raphael007:
Thanks boss I just tried it and it worked like you said my son obviously messed with it.

Raphael007:
Please car gurus in the house help a brother my Lexus Es350 booth has refused to open, it rained heavily in the night only for me to wake us to clean the car for church and my booth refuse to open please what do I do.

samuelson06:
Thanks for the explanation. But is bleeding something any roadside mechanic can do?

samuelson06:
Please, are you also thinking the noise may be coming caused by low power steering fluid? BTW, what's bleeding?

samuelson06:
Thanks for your comments @Gazzuzz radautoworks and kingreign. I don't think it's the power steering fluid because the steering still turns without applying so much energy.

Kingdemu:
Permit me to inbox him Nairaland Car Talk's Cashier's account

diportivo:
don't worry

some of us will collect the money on his behalf.....na why we gather dey workshop

Crocif:
...and truly truly I sayeth unto thee...Yee are gods. For yee hath risen amongst men and attained the status of a god.

G for Genius

G for Gazzuzz

I am totally in your debt.

Very grateful and madam says hi.

BamBamK:
noted!!! but them don run now so, how d volcano go take erupt like this

BamBamK:
i see ya.... vawulenz lover 1

BamBamK:
i see ya.... vawulenz lover 1

LeJeun3:


Please I would like to see the engine inside this car.....

I can see a push start button and a key start, I can see an android head unit, I can see a gear selector that's different, I can see special functions not available

Crocif:
I can see that some persons have decided to make claims without providing one shred of evidence. Since this is now a question of integrity I have asked GAZZUZZ to give me the go ahead to post evidence to refute some of the claims made above which he has willingly giving.

I requested from radautoworks permission to post the evidence that would lay to rest whether or not Glen bought items for my rear differential but she is yet to give her consent.

I have decided to post with or without her consent because her continual denial only make people think I am lying and since she previously revealed my name together with vehicle plate number I am obligated to post the evidence in order to clear my name. Afterall she is a champion of transparency.

Will post as soon as I am done with my current activity.

GAZZUZZ:
A lot of back and forth finally you all have my attention.



Crocif i will take on the following repairs on your car for free .

Oil pressure warnings

And Your current codes

P0430, P1717, P2251, P2647.

Topic was posted on cartalk for that reason i will share the repair info with step by step procedures used in solving these issues.

In the meantime my next few post will focus on the theoretical aspects of the repair process before i finally dive into the dirty work.