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Car Talk / Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by mammanbawa: 7:57pm On Jun 07, 2021
OfficialDJ:
i didn't hangout with Eddee. Eddee hung out with me. I don't hangout with people you uncurcumsised monkey tongue

Carry on with the faux glorification. It's what alzheimers' patients do and you're obviously one. Don't get well soon. Your brain will fail you in that 160hp Cls just like your failing ABS and you'll end up dead like the stray dog you are. If you were to be a clone, you'll be a low budget virus made to feed zombies.

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Car Talk / Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by mammanbawa: 7:37pm On Jun 07, 2021
OfficialDJ:

Who's this obviously unintelligent cre.tin?


I choose my battles with folks who are worth it...
Not some......


Wait for it...




Keep scrolling...

Asslicking, obviously deranged albino hermaphrodite overloading my mentions with falsehood.. grin

I bought my 550 for 1.5 million?

I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

This dolt is the kind of a man you’d use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

Yen yen yen yen yen..
You are the human version of period cramps...


Don't expect another reply from me you albino galah..
I'm obviously not in the mood to make this dolt popular grin tongue


You're obviously a man without integrity
You're going back on your words minutes after
You told me not to expect another response from you and yet grin
You'll respond to this too
I'm not a risidifistical dunce like you to seek cheap fame on a faceless forum
I can bet my balls you don't even know what a dyno is
Your CLShit doesn't even have a functional OBD port and you're saying it was dyno'd directly
You spent all that on your confused coupe and you didn't even get upto 20hp?
Your short circuit mental headquarters couldn't tell you that simple mods like cat delete give you 10+ hp let not headers?
You've never seen a proper diagnostic kit in your life and you're claiming to have dyno'd your archaic coudan that doesn't even know what it is.
You cannot even fuel that failing Barrow and you're claiming to be saving weight with it grin grin grin grin
Your CLS is dilapidating and in its final stages and cannot even put upto 200hp to the wheels. A proper Camry driver will put you in your place (the gutters)
Nonsense buffoon

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Car Talk / Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by mammanbawa: 6:30pm On Jun 07, 2021
OfficialDJ:
you keep going around in circles...
Sigh...

That is the stock variant of the cls550...
I made some tune up, upto 418 HP.

Don't quote me again with this baseless arguments


I'm quoting you AGAIN WITH FACTS
What can you do?
Absolutely nothing
You have been unable to prove that your rust bucket is a 550
No C219 came with 402hp stock
Your car is a dying old dilapidated abused rusty sludge filled casket with an M113 engine and failing suspension
Your “removed seats and light wheels” lies have been excused
The rims on your car are cheap aftermarket that cannot even survive a massive pothole hit
Your rear seats are intact
You didn't “hangout” with Eddee
You're banking on his silence to propagate your sham of a story
You didn't even beat any highlander, you assumed we're ignorant folks like yourself and we'll buy your story
Your exhaust is stock with blocked CCs and you've got a 13 year old CEL illuminated and you're incapable of doing anything about it
Note: I'm a mental patient just like yourself and in this fight, na me be the pig, getting dirty is my forte.
Debauched lying ass, irredeemable mentally incapacitated rogue. Broke ass. The cls you got for less than 1.5m with money you made from a single “deal”
You're mad and you have me to tell you

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Car Talk / Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by mammanbawa: 6:01pm On Jun 07, 2021
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Lmao

You didn't read the part where he claimed to have "mods" like "cams" and removing the rear seats to "make the vehicle lighter" and other nonsensical things that most definitely did not happen

Those revolutionary "mods" gave him additional 100+ hp which he will put to use in the best way he knows how to

Racing Highlanders upandan

What a vapid clown


I wan use facts enter first �
Car Talk / Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by mammanbawa: 6:00pm On Jun 07, 2021
OfficialDJ:
a 550 dear sir. The cls 500 carries 302hp stock

I agree it's a 550
Even if so, you claimed your vehicle is a twin turbo V8 which is untrue. Mercedes didn't even have twin turbo V8s when your car was made. The C219 CLS550 has a 5.5l M273 V8 engine not a “4.6l twin turbo V8” and the power output is 382hp not “402hp”

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Car Talk / Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by mammanbawa: 6:58pm On Jun 06, 2021
OfficialDJ:
here we go again.

Ughhh...
That Nissan shitbox has 340 horsepower.
My car came stock with 402HP. I Modded up to 418.
Power to weight ratio has been taken care of, so purlllease.. That car would be DUSTED. They're not in the same category man

Dear sir, your vehicle is a prefacelift model and has an M113 engine with 302hp stock. Even the facelift 550 came with an m273 engine with 380hp as stock. I don't know how you came up with this 402hp figure.

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Car Talk / Re: Remotely Follow Your Vehicle Repairs Online by mammanbawa: 3:22pm On Apr 21, 2021
zabimaru:


Gosh, you really are an arrogant google mechanic. Followed your previous BCD thread and I'm surprised legalwealth hasn't tamed you yet on this one. Leave the married woman in peace, I learnt you begged her for a wrist watch, c'mon man. That's below the belt and directly at the groin.

Ment?
Must be ment

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Car Talk / Re: You Guys Have Done It Again by mammanbawa: 8:53am On Apr 20, 2021
GAZZUZZ:
Fact check i have not bought a personal phone in over 2 years .


Thanks and i appreciate the kind gesture

Dash us the old one

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Car Talk / Re: Remotely Follow Your Vehicle Repairs Online by mammanbawa: 10:12pm On Apr 19, 2021
GAZZUZZ:


Some lies are being spread that we replaced the engine ECU with an updated version cheesy sadly the individuals assumption is false .



This is the current old dusty engine ECU in the vehicle with its ID and firmware. You can cross-check on an Acura database if it was updated.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Z7UaRidGo

Also more lies as to what we supplied and what we didn't.

First pic is part requested for (engine oil pump MDX 2008) you know I don't have a lifter, so you know where that pic came from.


2nd 3rd and 4th pics is what was supplied (used part) it was unnecessary at the time, I even told the buyer, but he was assured it would solve his oil pressure warning light.



It's the song for me

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Car Talk / Re: Remotely Follow Your Vehicle Repairs Online by mammanbawa: 6:53pm On Apr 19, 2021
diportivo:
akuko omole,kolokolo okota tongue

a case of omo ASE......ati omo ologo 5G

alaimokan l'omo ASE......na why omo ologo l'emi balo ntemi

won ni copy and paste nise omo ologo 5G....emi ni ki iyalaya won f'ori dole to ba dun won

eleyi daunting gan....even omo ASE o r'oju tu e

won ti serve breakfast n'irole o.....gbogbo wa naa lama je grin

omo ologo 5G.....abeg,omo ASE ma wa ko'se l'ogba o

e bawa geeti overall handy.......

we go send am make he go buy us egg roll and burito wella sha.....na so dem dey learn work for our side cheesy


You be werey

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Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by mammanbawa: 5:34pm On Apr 19, 2021
obidevine:
Please I am aware that most mechanics on the island ( Lekki,Ikoyi, Vi and ajah) really don't know what they are doing. I live in Ajah here in Lagos.

The only mechanic I trust is on the mainland his name is Gazzuzz but he doesn't like handling clients from the island . due to reasons best known to him.

Please who can recommend any very competent mechanic on the island for me even down to ajah Please I don't need all those over packaged ones ooohh.


Lejeun3
Car Talk / Re: Remotely Follow Your Vehicle Repairs Online by mammanbawa: 3:55pm On Apr 19, 2021
Alfred74:
Today we certify our son,brother, inlaw,uncle,daddy,guru with the certificate below. Mainland branch oh.


This guy no well grin grin grin

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Car Talk / Re: Remotely Follow Your Vehicle Repairs Online by mammanbawa: 3:54pm On Apr 19, 2021
Wetin ASE no do, BCD go do am
Soro soke

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Car Talk / Re: From Gazzuzz To Radautoworks And Back Again…my Story. by mammanbawa: 2:06pm On Apr 19, 2021
BamBamK:



i beg to differ.... a blocked catalytic converter will grenade any engine.... logically, if you understand the basis of d catalytic converters, u should know this... you just dented ur reputation further...


Look at this local kazeem challenging a multimillion dollar conglomerate o
You get ASE certification?

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Autos / Re: Fact Check Does Gazzuzz Fix Only 4 Brands Of Vehicles? by mammanbawa: 10:21am On Apr 19, 2021
Nice

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Car Talk / Re: From Gazzuzz To Radautoworks And Back Again…my Story. by mammanbawa: 12:03am On Apr 19, 2021
Hmm

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Car Talk / Re: Remotely Follow Your Vehicle Repairs Online by mammanbawa: 4:52pm On Apr 18, 2021
BamBamK:
make sense

mammanbawa come this side...

na here we sitdon put



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Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by mammanbawa: 4:47pm On Apr 18, 2021
Raphael007:


Thanks boss I just tried it and it worked like you said my son obviously messed with it.

Enjoy boss
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by mammanbawa: 1:34pm On Apr 18, 2021
Raphael007:
Please car gurus in the house help a brother my Lexus Es350 booth has refused to open, it rained heavily in the night only for me to wake us to clean the car for church and my booth refuse to open please what do I do.

Are you using the release button only? Or it doesn't open with the remote too?
If it opens with the remote and doesn't open with the release button, there's a trunk release button in your glove box, press it and try again.
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by mammanbawa: 10:52am On Apr 18, 2021
samuelson06:


Thanks for the explanation. But is bleeding something any roadside mechanic can do?

With proper monitoring, yes. Don't let any impurity get in the fluid
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by mammanbawa: 1:06am On Apr 18, 2021
samuelson06:


Please, are you also thinking the noise may be coming caused by low power steering fluid? BTW, what's bleeding?

Bleeding is the expulsion of air voids from a system
The car sounds like the power steering system has air voids in it
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by mammanbawa: 8:56pm On Apr 17, 2021
samuelson06:
Thanks for your comments @Gazzuzz radautoworks and kingreign. I don't think it's the power steering fluid because the steering still turns without applying so much energy.

Doesn't mean the unit is in excellent condition
It could need bleeding
Car Talk / Re: Remotely Follow Your Vehicle Repairs Online by mammanbawa: 5:55pm On Apr 17, 2021
Kingdemu:
Permit me to inbox him Nairaland Car Talk's Cashier's account

If it's that Sterling own
Fire on
Car Talk / Re: Remotely Follow Your Vehicle Repairs Online by mammanbawa: 3:13pm On Apr 17, 2021
diportivo:



don't worry

some of us will collect the money on his behalf.....na why we gather dey workshop grin

Drop that our Sterling account
Tenk

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Car Talk / Re: Remotely Follow Your Vehicle Repairs Online by mammanbawa: 6:11pm On Apr 16, 2021
Crocif:


...and truly truly I sayeth unto thee...Yee are gods. For yee hath risen amongst men and attained the status of a god.

G for Genius

G for Gazzuzz

I am totally in your debt.

Very grateful and madam says hi.


I'm happy for you
Please consider detailing this amazing car when it's fixed

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Car Talk / Re: Remotely Follow Your Vehicle Repairs Online by mammanbawa: 3:02pm On Apr 16, 2021
shocked

Car Talk / Re: From Gazzuzz To Radautoworks And Back Again…my Story. by mammanbawa: 5:09pm On Apr 12, 2021
BamBamK:



noted!!! but them don run now so, how d volcano go take erupt like this undecided undecided undecided

Wait and see
Car Talk / Re: From Gazzuzz To Radautoworks And Back Again…my Story. by mammanbawa: 10:50am On Apr 12, 2021
BamBamK:
i see ya.... vawulenz lover 1



I'm neither for, or against. All I'm here for, is VIOLENCE
Car Talk / Re: From Gazzuzz To Radautoworks And Back Again…my Story. by mammanbawa: 10:17am On Apr 12, 2021
BamBamK:
i see ya.... vawulenz lover 1



I'm neither for, or against. All I'm here for, is VIOLENCE
Autos / Re: »»» Neat Range Rover Sport 012 @ N5.5M Negotiable ««« by mammanbawa: 6:28pm On Apr 11, 2021
LeJeun3:


Please I would like to see the engine inside this car.....

I can see a push start button and a key start, I can see an android head unit, I can see a gear selector that's different, I can see special functions not available


Ain't it obvious?
Key
Name on the hood
Instrument cluster
Car Talk / Re: From Gazzuzz To Radautoworks And Back Again…my Story. by mammanbawa: 11:04am On Apr 11, 2021
Crocif:
I can see that some persons have decided to make claims without providing one shred of evidence. Since this is now a question of integrity I have asked GAZZUZZ to give me the go ahead to post evidence to refute some of the claims made above which he has willingly giving.

I requested from radautoworks permission to post the evidence that would lay to rest whether or not Glen bought items for my rear differential but she is yet to give her consent.

I have decided to post with or without her consent because her continual denial only make people think I am lying and since she previously revealed my name together with vehicle plate number I am obligated to post the evidence in order to clear my name. Afterall she is a champion of transparency.

Will post as soon as I am done with my current activity.

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Car Talk / Re: From Gazzuzz To Radautoworks And Back Again…my Story. by mammanbawa: 10:11pm On Apr 10, 2021
GAZZUZZ:
A lot of back and forth finally you all have my attention.



Crocif i will take on the following repairs on your car for free .

Oil pressure warnings

And Your current codes

P0430, P1717, P2251, P2647.

Topic was posted on cartalk for that reason i will share the repair info with step by step procedures used in solving these issues.

In the meantime my next few post will focus on the theoretical aspects of the repair process before i finally dive into the dirty work.







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