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computergeek:
crimmish, internationalman, chiommy123, oyimeoyimemua, femi4.

The Photoshop is too perfect. Whoever did this is good. See as he fooled all of you.

Take a closer look at every contour, detail and highlight in the two pictures. It's originally Sophie's picture. They just photoshopped Rihanna's face onto it and darkened the skin.

How can the two of them have the exact same hair? The editor pulled this off with a 10/10.

Very smart of u

Trizzi:
A constitutional lawyer, Mike Ozekhome (SAN) has described the suspension of Justice Walter Onnoghen as illegal and unconstitutional.

Ozekhome in a statement on Friday he said the provisions of the constitution on appointment and removal of the Chief Justice of Nigeria (CJN) was clear and was not followed by President Muhammadu Buhari.




Source: https://www.mediahelm.com.ng/2019/01/cjn-ozekhome-calls-for-mass-protest.html

The election will now successfully be rigged, PDP caucus will start trouble and then the military will take over nullifying all elections, or better still Obasanjo will be an interim president b4 new election will be conducted

habex005:
Now let see what the dullard will do with the returned loot. Wailers over to u

Money wet don almost finish didn't u hear about the 10,000 they are sharing in every state.

CHELSEA 1 VS MANCITY 2

What's the meaning of all these nonsense on nairaland this morning... How does this affect the price of Garri

kekakuz:
OK I want to sell my Camon xpro and buy this one.
the xpro is 3months old and everything is complete

u want to sell xpro for this toy...check them both at gsmarena.com

Hahahaha yeeeeeee chelshit..... Always bragging

hammerFC:
Breaking News! Panic in Aso Rock:

There are very huge crisis meetings taking place in Aso Rock. According to our secret inside source, there have been series of these secret meetings of the northern leaders (irrespective of party affiliations) and the northern APC most trusted heavy weights in Abuja including Lawal Musa Daura, Abba Kyari, Mohamad Nasir el-Rufai, Abdullahi Umar Ganduje, Rabiu Kwankwaso, Muhammadu Sa'ad Abubakar III (the Sultan of Sokoto), Abdusalam Abubakar etc.

These secret meetings are not unconnected to the broadcasted revelations made by Nnamdi Kanu (leader of the Indegeneous People Of Biafra) about the death of Buhari and the replacement by a body double from Sudan known as Jibril Al-Sudani.

These northern leaders were highly amazed by the precise accuracy given by Nnamdi Kanu on this conspiracy which they thought was an air-tight secret and strongly believed that Nnamdi Kanuwas given the accurate information from an insider amongst them.

In as much as the Sultan of Sokoto asked for calm and wisdom in dealing with this type of very delicate issue that is able to balcanise Nigeria, Lawal Daura, Abba Kyari, Rabiu Kwankwaso, Ango Abdulahi and Nasir el-Rufai were particularly visibly shaken and highly furious. They were casting heavy aspersions and suspicion on the PDP presidential aspirant - Atiku Abubakar for this grievious leakage.

They condemned Atiku Abubakar for turning round to betray the north, because of his own private political goal. This is because they fingered Atiku Abubakar to be the person that directly or indirectly revealed this secret to Nnamdi Kanu.

According to our secret source, these nothern leaders planned everything with Atiku Abubakar before telling him to get off APC and go back to PDP, where he will be supported to compete with their "Buhari". Their original plan was to subtly make sure that Atiku Abubakar wins the 2019 elections because his primary task as the president should also be to defend the interests of the north, thereby making it possible for their imported "Buhari" to quietly disappear into thin air without being noticed by Nigerians.

They are completely stuck and confused with the way forward with this "Buhari" and they are now relying on the expert advice and actions of the British government to save them from this international shame and embarracement. They urged Britain to use their secret service (M16) to get hold of Nnamdi Kanu to stop the damage he is causing them. They also pledged that they are ready to pay any sum of money for the British to save them from this international embarrassment and imminient danger.
Nigeria is in danger!
Stay tuned for more information as it unfolds! #Forwarded#

They also pledged that they are ready to pay any sum of money for the British to save them from this international embarrassment and imminient danger.

Now I want to believe y'all madt including nairaland, the mod, the op, the reader, my data, my fone, and even maybe me

mancheeutd:
Hahaha see blind bat calling offside.... Oya choose one penalty or goal

Remember own goal is a goal

What's wrong with these defenders

Hahaha see blind bat calling offside.... Oya choose one penalty or goal

Remember own goal is a goal

KoiceReloaded:
The Nun uses jump-scares to scare the audience, and I'm completely desensitized to that particular brand of horror. Jump scares is tantamount to tickling someone with your hands, thereby, forcing them to laugh against their will. It's a cheap tactics.

Maybe I watched the wrong movie not that scary

I hope am not wasting data

SpatialKing:
Are you very good with GIS precisely ArcGIS software.

To be honest No Sir

SpatialKing:
What did you study?

Permit me to answer Sir... Btech. Applied Geology

Child of the world- if you ride the stick you go ride range rover omoluabi ti bo sowo aye.

How do I get back to normal keyboard I have tried all settings I seems not to find it

Coolcash1:
Up gunners!

Chelsea 1: Arsenal 3...

Joseph the dreamer

ANYTIME ARSENAL LOOSES THE OPPONENT SCORES EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED WITH MANCITY

Thank you bro God bless you

No wonder I placed an advert for my CTL and I got like 12 calls in a day thank God I didn't sell it. Why waste money on DStv when CTL will show All leagues in the world for just #3000

Wow can't remember when last I took soft drink #team origin

They kidnapped you and still have you back your phone to tweet... What a country

Ejimagift:
USA is just a change of location. Doesn't mean you're fulfilled or successful. Your mum is dumb.

I'd wanted to curse you but I changed my mind you called someone's MUM dumb a woman u never met who did you no wrong. I would have said you WILL NEVER have a child to take care of you when you are old but I changed my mind.

ADEMOLA144:
a real ewure.

CONFIRMED EWURE

Small girl indeed

Hello Nairalanders please I need someone to refer me to a blog or video tutorial where I can learn about multimedia and connection especially related to easy worship.Thanks

MrLouisVanGaal1:
Good Morning

WHY NOT JUST INCLUDE THE PRICE

Clown

What is wrong with these goats blepping plagiarism all over the tread as if it's only falz that copied #thisisamerica the message itself they neglected it and attacked the messanger. Some of you have never been attacked by sars for using iPhone and having more than 20k in your account or is the the transmission people that will ask you if the thieves are still there after about 30min the robbers had left. But if it's about bbnaija or assurance that will not add any value to your life you will keep appreciating rubbish.

Now you see the best of Marcelo

Ramos always playing dirty football