₦airaland Forum

Jakarta:
That fruit called Avocado, I never see how hungry go beat me reach wey go make me take that fruit. Same thing with cucumber, the mere sight of that fruit alone dey almost wan give me erection. Once I see am konji go start to hungry me 😆

avocado and bread with a chilled malt is delicacy made in heaven. Try it...

Jakarta:
That fruit called Avocado, I never see how hungry go beat me reach wey go make me take that fruit. Same thing with cucumber, the mere sight of that fruit alone dey almost wan give me erection. Once I see am konji go start to hungry me 😆

avocado and bread with a chilled malt is delicacy made in heaven. Try it.

ravensckar:
Dude is the Spanish version of ROSENOIR, very tactically inept fóol.

Even the commentators were shocked that he left QUENDA on the pitch for that long.

Chelsea board self no get sense, how do you loan GARNACHO only to end up buying QUENDA.

Abeg, I'm too pissed this evening.

#Hisses

board wey sell Chalobah and bought Lacroix, that should tell you them no serious.

GALAXY11:
Bro everything is wrong with the man today, He should have asked them to slow down since he doesn't have Pedro up front and Spurs was playing physical football.

Quenda has no business coming into the second half.

Alonso is sick. I was bemused at the tactics and formation. Since you don't have Pedro, why not play Neto as false 9, he has played that role before, then play Estevao. Alonso is just a stubborn coach. I doubt he will last beyond this season.

franugo:
This makes no sense, we've all passed through the bridge and all been held up for hours due to traffic. TBH, most of the time, the congestions are due to police stopping cars to drag them for money and people driving one way, but traffic na traffic.
Secondly, I don't understand the essence of the op's post, did you not see the distance between the truck and the bus? Do you believe the truck would have been able to pass, or vice versa, if both were in motion? What is your aim exactly in making this post?

the post is meaningless actually. Now imagine it's a truck that broke down there.

Kobicove:
The day before Trump started his useless war I bought petrol at N749 per litre.

Anïmãl!

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Kobicove:
The buff.o.on in the White House is finally coming to his senses

It is because of this m.0.0r0n and the useless war he started in the Middleeast that we're buying petrol at almost N1,400 a litre

how much were you buying before the war? Clown

jaxxy:
Great song. Score it a 9/10.

nice song, but too short. Less than 3mins

Daniluv1:
Make una go front with una wash and wear tactics

election is close, we are now seeing different manoeuvrings. Lol

Laple0541:
Whatever statistics you guys like you can bring it on. Either it favours Tinubu or not, all I know is Tinubu’s vote will be more than that of Atiku and Obi put together.

Sensible Nigerians know Tinubu is on the right path; it’s only the bigoted minority that think otherwise due to their perpetual nature.

you surely live in Jupiter

BOOKWORMLUX:
Google pixel
Overhyped shit

why do you say so?

Seriously, this is painful and disheartening. Govt must do something to cushion the effect on nigerians and especially people with disabilities.

Name checked as usual. Nigerians matter tìrẹ person

Whois:
I recently changed my pixel 8 screen. The attached screenshot is the error I keep getting whenever I try to set up the fingerprint. How do I calibrate it boss

I think you need to ask AI

fuckboys:
Dey play, screen Dey screen Dey o.

What I needed was OEM original Oled screen. It comes with the fingerprint.

Check the price of that.

lol. No be for 280k sir. That's too much. The ones in aliexpress also has fingerprint, you just have to calibrate it.

fuckboys:
280k

just screen. How much con be the phone. Same screen on aliexpress for 60-80k? That's too much

fuckboys:
what type of charger do you use on your pixel?, pixel phones are unforgiving when using them with low quality chargers and power banks.

I use pixel 8 pro also, igemburg recently helped changed my screen and it has been flawless ever since with everything working.

how much did you charge your screen?

Teleclasp:
To me Samsung is irreplaceable

what of pixel? Samsung screen is a mess

Stephen0mozzy:
I mean let's not let the very well deserved hatred becloud the logical question of:

1. Are the ambulances intended for remote rural areas? If yes, then it makes sense than Hiace buses.

Secondly, until we stop deciding on who we will vote for based on the quality of what they buy, then we'll always attract thieves to the ballot.

so tricycle are better for remote rural villages? Damn! Nigerians can argue anything.

rezzy:
Eh? I tot it was called Frank Spencer

you're right Frank Spencer it's

Doctor Who, Robinhood, Mark and Spencer

Caaz:
I m here just trying to reverse the scenario,if it were to be the woman that was caught doing this....would the man on white sleeve still be proud to call her OUR WIFE?





Redcap chief has been caught....the wife's gentle,wet she for fess give the girl oba Femi slaps in her face to blindfold her like 5minutes then tell her husband to enter the car and drive home so make them get an clear.

See the girl looking confused and dumb at the same time.... someone 's serious gal friend fa.

what did the girl do? Did she woo the man? All these bullying na for poor men kids. Make she try am with politician pikin wether she no go rot for cell.

Hold the man who is cheating responsible and not the girl.

Okonsbecky:
Is he ur government? He is a business man like you and me that need maximum profit

we all keep talking about Dangote price like he unilaterally increased the price. The FG is selling raw crude to Dangote using the global price. How on earth do you expect Dangote to sell cheaper? Dangote can only sell cheaper if the govt reduces the price it sells raw crude to Dangote.

Nadingo:
Even pixels? Omo Android flagships wan push us all out to iphones?

I think Samsung manufactures screens for pixel. Their thrashy screen. My pixel 8pro already has their dot black light.

GeneralOuki:
Completely killed them off, their CEO after some sober reflection declared "WE LOST" when it became apparent that they were well and truly out of the game. It's really sad because Nokia had great phones, their designs were on a class of it's own but that one decision killed them. It's especially more tragic when you consider the fact that Google android approached them first to be the pioneer of their OS but they instead went for windows.

going for windows wasn't really the issue, but unwilling to adjust to anrket realities. Their phones were too technical to operate in that windows software.

GeneralOuki:
what killed Nokia was Microsoft OS, they had the opportunity to go android and stay at the top of the game but they stuck with Microsoft for far too long, giving Samsung and iPhone to overtake them.

that deal was a killer deal. They have no business with Microsoft os.

allen113:
Didn't the driver see where other cars are passing? Or was the car parked there?

exactly my thought. Some of this drivers like over sabi. Dey are smarter than the rest. See am now. Others will be on a single line in traffic, people like him will form another lane to distort the traffic flow.

ajalawole:
Something you should have get on AliExpress and may likely be delivered for free. Have been using AliExpress even using my opay to pay for good from china, you get your good within a week from AliExpress. Have not try there return policy tho.

pray not to come in contact with speedaf, you'll learn the hard way.

Biodun556:
There is no verifiable fact that Kano is populated than Lagos

Imagine jamb saying candidates from imo or Ekiti are more that candidates in Lagos which means they are using state of origin to count instead of residents

Nigerian head count is full of manipulation

I have witnessed situations where FG asked states to summit number of pupils in their schools I saw many less populated states were inflating the figures on their school registers

These are common practices

until govt starts treating all states as equal and stop using population as a yardstick to share revenue this nonsense won't stop. Reason why they keep encouraging childbirth without plan. Our president sef careless about the population stuff. No foreseeable solution in sight

sharone21:
Jesus said we should give unto Caesar what belongs to him and unto God what belongs to Him.

As a Christian you tithe so that things won't be tight for you. No matter how small. It is apart from your gifting the poor.

do the tithe gets to the poor?

BATified2023:
God bless u

Tribalism killed them, they all couldn't stand having a Yoruba person in their midst n they were ready to end it all cos they had a Yoruba they love to hate in their midst not thinking of what they had built

so Igbos are more tribalistic than Yorubas? Keep deceiving urself. Tridablism starts and ends with Yorubas

Kalulu44:
Chai..... If I be Fubara, the kind bitter leaf soup wey I go cook for Wike and Tinubu come 2027 election will be unprecedented. They won't see it coming.
After all they said he that is down needs fear no fall.

he will be too foolish to work for Tinubu's re-election.