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I dey laff u

U think say 2021 dey look ya face

nairavsdollars:
let them even burn INEC headquarter, election will hold

na ur type vote buhari 2015,no worry that tin una dey find una go see am again.vote again o,u hear?

een don loseguard

This is stupid and wack!

Na public disgrace u dey find if u get urself invoved in this.

Public proposal no fit make marriage work, marriage wey go scatter go still scatter,btw marriage na scaaaaaam!

Una sure say 2023election go get head so?

Greedy politicians time never reach una don dey draw una map una no know say Nigerians don ready for una

Them dey my house

I burss laff as I see this man face like this e don swell up like fufu

Is timaya okay these days?

Lord kill them all

Yawnss

He even left u alive.smh

Some bloody modafokars gon masturbate to these.smh

Flee from pmo brothers,Mr OP help and stop posting these things na

light099:
A wise SA lady once said, "the weakest makes the loudest noise in the room."

Few times, you might be privileged to realize those who cashout and benefit most from this forum are not those noise makers, who sleep on FP threads or those who shout FTC. And the most intelligent minds with best ideas on this forum, are not those 'notice me' who post on every thread.
I've been lucky to come across few of such, never saw them on FP before.

You joined 5 years ago, less than 300 posts yet you've cashed out a beautiful babe from this social medium, while some people with over 5k posts have been shouting FTC since, with nothing to show for it.
Enjoy your wife and marriage, you earned it son.

Happy married life.

cash out woman. ..hmm,you're a wicked person

Med o

The nigga above me please take a chill pill and rest

My country na cruise

otokx:
This smells like propaganda.

I swear like mind

Lordcassy:
To me, The Red pill is now a way of life...

I will forever be grateful to ROLLO TOMASSI.. THAT MAN SAVE MY ASS

Nairaland is what saved my gaddem ass

waywardpikin:
Yes, and that's what excites me about a potential meet up, probably towards the end of the year. Maybe Martinez39s's ex/stalker/transgender/admirer/nuisance can also come around too so that we can settle their matter once and for all before she/he/it takes matters in she/he/it's hands and kidnaps our boy Anderson. Who knows what she/he/it will do to him?


14 years sentence no dey move niggas again o!

na the meet up for TRP guys I for really anticipate I know say e go happen for Lagos by then I go don strong leg for my hustle I must lap...I wan see my guys them and u too the boss I dread

ubunja:
just a question: do you regret coming across the Red Pill? Because at some point most of us do. Even though briefly.

Yeah some times I want to be vunerable just as I was before I met TRP maybe to compare the both reactions! then when I get back to my senses I just thank God for coming accross TRP

Moneysoldier007:
Short story on my birthday,

I have been single for the third year in a role. I have a few shorties I get down with but there's this particular one I have been fucking for a year plus.

We are not dating but been fuckinggggg randomly depending on our personal madness, I call it madness cos this is what we do,

'Whenever we see its always a banger, the vibe is everything for me, she brings me that happy vibe, great sex, plus she's got a big ass, sexy as fuckkkk"

No matter how much I like you, how pretty you are, my duty is to make you feel lower than me and give you low self esteem, so once she leaves I wouldn't call or WhatsApp, not even to ask if you got home safely.

It pisses her off cos we just had like a weekend of fun and excitement together but I tell every woman the same thing when leaving my place.

"CALL ME WHEN YOU GET HOME".

But every time they over believe themselves and feel they've over bleeped your brains out so you should be calling them every sec to check up on them and shit, so they always want to tempt you by either not purposely letting you know they arrived home safely and just to drag a reaction or attention out of you, but I can't be that man cos I am fuckingggggg stingy with my attention.


Back to the story, we could stay for like another two or three months and once she visits we are fucking everywhere in the whole house.

Two weeks before my birthday we were together at my place having a home chilling, wild sex, highness weekend, it dawned on me I needed a date for this birthday cos the plan was to chill at Oniru Beach till dawn with a few quality friends, myself and Waywardpikin been talking about where I'd want the venue to be prior to even before this time.

I asked her to be my date cos she was the best one amongst others I would rather have on a day like that.

She was the one who finally became in charge of the preparations, we deliberated on what was to be needed and the amount of friends I had in mind, if she'd want to invite anyone too, so I sent her the funds to take care of the Asun and other stuffs while I handled all the liquor and ganja that would last a night till at least early dawn.

We have been running into this conversation back and forth and truth is as a woman I was already seeing the signs from the punchlines she's been dropping me all through this period that the question "what are we now?" after my birthday would surface, simply put a full blown relationship would follow suit.

The problem is the last thing I want in my peaceful life right now is a woman, I just wanna make more money, Bleep the only bitches I am attracted to cos I have told myself I ain't ever having sex with just any kitten cos I don't know about other Niggas I feel extremely bad and worthless when I Bleep a bitch I am neither into or find attractive, it's a sex done with hate and piled up konji.

I just want to live a free life, enjoy myself and have as much fun as I can cos finally life is what you make out of it, then when I finally feel the need to settle down I can now sit down and bring out my list of bitches, scrutinize them and see who's been there the most, made the most sacrifices , passed my shit test and tolerated enough of my shittt and the one I enjoy her company the most cos I swear they are all fucking the same, they just come with different vibes, put up 5 babes and give them the same test and watch them come out with almost exactly the same result, then just select someone, at the end of the day it's a cold and lonely world out there, you need someone by your side when age starts kicking in, so on a personal level this is what women are created for, help mates, to look after you, you need someone there to say,

"Honey are you OK?,

Honey what would you love to have for dinner?,

A kiss on the forehead,

A peck,

Warm hugs,

A part at the back,

Having someone to wake up to next you"

These are what makes us human and not feel alone especially when age begins to creep in.


At around 3am in the morning after my birthday while still at the beach, we had already plans to Bleep at the beach, there was too much fun going on we couldn't make it happen, so I dragged her away while we were still sited with friends to the water side and this was actually the first time I was really having her time since we arrived at the beach the previous evening, I had friends to keep up with and as the celebrant it was my duty to make sure everyone was happy and ok without trying to treat anyone special than the other.

I needed to just come out plain cos I speak my mind, you don't have to like it, all you just gotta do is deal with it.

I was like

"Babe, do you think we need to talk?

Her :" I don't think we need to but we are here already, so I'd like to hear what you want to say,

Me : I know we've been seeing each other back and forth for a long time now and you've been with me back to back two weekends and for everything and stress you've been through for me this period, I appreciate it but from here going forward I am sure you'd be wondering what happens now or what are we doing "

Her : Yes but it already seems like we dating,

Now this was the part I needed to clarify before someone gets emotional and start hitting me up with calls and shit cos I value my space, my privacy, my sanity and freedom, I don't take them for granted, my attention is my pussy so I make sure when I give it to you, you appreciate it, I am the fucking prize, Bitch we don't chase, are you money?.


While this conversation was going on we were deep inside the beach, holding each other close, staring into each other's eyes, who knows she might have thought I wanted to officially ask her out or propose.

"Babe, like this I am sure you already know what we have for one another, some people have friendship, some relationship but what we share is vibeship, when we are apart is like we're enemies and would barely talk to each other but whenever we are together it's always a bang, if we are not in a relationship we cannot break up, I am scared to be in a relationship with you, not scared for me but for you cos if we do I'll hurt you, I am bleeped up in the head, with huge walls around me " I politely said but in a very calm romantic tone while looking at her eyes the whole dammnnnnnnnn time.

She looked at me for a couple of secs without saying a thing then finally echoed,

" Ken, I feel the same way too and I understand, let's leave things as they are so we don't spoil anything but do you see a future between us? "

In trying not to dash her hopes and to continue eating from the cookie jar comfortably without stress and at any given time, I had to tell her what she wanted to hear, we run the game, the game don't run us,

" There's nothing wrong with you, I am open to anything and everything, when the time is right we'll both know".

As soon as I said that I just reached for her lips and started kissing her, let the conversation end like that. we stayed there for a while kissing and doing things apart from sex and the same time me pressing her big ass before we finally went back to join the rest.

By the way if we no dey inside relationship, you no fit come dey count how many years we don dey date.

If you want to shoot yourself in the head take a woman serious and if you want to get the best out of a woman always treat her like a child, it makes her constantly want to prove herself to you cos to me nothing matters more than money or more money.


Happiness comes and goes but what if you filled your life with things that matter??.

IT IS WHAT IT IS.

Same thing with me boss
TRP has made me to fear being committed to any woman.damn I'm so unsure how my future would be after now,you check left, right,up and down,they all the same they just want ur commitment then they fuuuckk u up afterwards

Women of this generation no get shame fa

AJ I pray say make u win but if u like go f uck up e consyn you

[quote author= post=101753556]Lol .
We don get over d matter o.
Na dem time, e no easy to win FA Cup for the very first time in history.
It's worth celebrating till the end of the year biko.

Meanwhile,
May 29th on our mind.
BLUES FOR THE GLORY.[/quote]city go shock u like nepa

femi4:
We no go hear word again...you should be preparing for Tuesday flogging by now

then go still flog una

Bia Bia man

Make UPS will always make ur face color different from ur hand why?

Very nonsense lie lie post

pansophist:
Of course yes. The common thing is that women fall for you easily, and surprisingly, they do not bill you unreasonably, so as to pass a good impression and compete away other girls. Second is that strangers are easy on you, especially when you have a smiling demeanor. The embarrassment others will receive will be minimized on you. Also, it will easily be generalized that you're well-off, and it is easy to get things on credit. Thats all for now

I sight this one baba

I no fii remember cus I was reckless when I was much younger I did alot of bad things with random girls compared to now that I've matured.omehn how my adolescent/teenage confidence around women died is a story I cannot tell,even me sef no understand am

Wida

Account of 4years + for sale