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Offpoint:
God made man in his perfect image and everything was going smoothly until the devil sneaked into the garden of Eden and give Adam a Dîck, Eve a hole-- These 2 gifts from the devil has been the greatest instruments of downfall and doom to humanity.

If you still believes Devil gave Eve "Fruit" you need to be flogged by an iron rod. I can tell you what went down in the garden if you're interested.

tell me I’m all ears

This is why I tell my rich guys doing well,Bleep an escort girl instead of a random broad and even if you did,make sure you secretly record the whole thing just in case,if you’re a rich male stay tf away from females,there’s a war going on against men universally,we shouldn’t remain calm,women want to dominate us..

The baby is ugly

naijacentric:
Its like handsome men most times dont marry beautiful women las las na character matter

beautiful women find handsome guys intimidating cause they won’t worship them and lick their arse but ugly women have no choice I guess that’s it lol

toluxa1:
I subscribe.

tell me the code.

toluxa1:
Plenty cheaper options dey. Etisalat N200 for 1GB and NTEL N3000 for 50GB is what I use.

50gb for 3k How do you do it?

Adabass:
Abeg what's fwb

friend with benefits

Butch lesbian

HoodBillionaire:
abegi...all na wash.
which dirty 7.5m for cdq
your father
all those take away bags na boxers full am
all those GL wey cdq pack put for neck
dem full aliexpress 50$ ,and above
abegi

blooody helll!!!!! Boxers lmao

It’s none of your business

Osahon7:
lol...so having muscles is a sign of good health? am a Surgeon in training so there’s nothing you’re going to tell me I don’t know. You prolly posted the pics in Romance section to get cheap admiration from the female folks, you are prolly doing it to impress girls..keep lifting weights okay? It increases your intraabdominal pressure and can predispose you to having HERNIAS later in life.

bruhhh chill

Her lips are so sumptuous feel like sucking on them any way may God help her in Jesus name.

mikaael:
u be Jew?

yea I be Jew cos I no understand abeg explain

mikaael:
u be Jew?

yes I be Jew cos I no understand Abeg explain

dammiecool:
I observed that on d very first day in d house

entity as in?

mokt:
Rico, Rico. To put on that kind of hat while chilling with Ruggedman says a lot. Which way Rico? I guess some of us already know.

what are you talking about lol

Do it already ugly girls need to be exterminated.

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fake af but funny

if you're not trolling or trying to seek attention then this is sad I think you're going through depression.

yes you're the only one that feels that way cos you're a one minute man..sorry dude,improve yourself and stop criticizing others,you probably got a small dick as well

fam that number will be bombarded with calls from all the sex starved guys of NL

JESUSBOIY:
i can do my dishes but, I can't fork myself

you cant fucck yourself?says who?why did God give you hands?

Faceless101:
Thanks dude! I have never felt embarrased and worthless like yesterday. Never! The countless lies about my proactiveness during sex made the situation worse. I had feeded her with lies before we commence sexual engagement. I nearly confess about the virginity, but my pride did not allow. I just need the best and quickest way to overcome the shit.

it's OK to be embarrassed,you'll learn from your mistakes with time as they say practice makes perfect,i think your problem was a mental thing a mix of excitement and nervousness it's normal,with time your confidence will come and you'll be crippling ladies and leaving them sore for weeks ...your story would make a
good plot for these American teenage sex movies tho lol..cheers!

since when has being a virgin defined a persons character? using same analogy any person who's lied before should never be trusted or seek out for a person who's trustworthy, laying so much emphasis on this virginity wahala makes you lose brain cells and sound stupid,sorry.

This is so embarrassing and cringy MY GOD! having sex for the first time at 25?? And you even have the cheek to post it up?

But it's good you did it,now you can know what you can improve on,imagine if this was your wedding night if going by our hypocritical Nigerian Christian sexologists standard of only having sex after marriage,you'd probably be blaming yourself for being so foolish to wait so long and might probably get depressed in the process and contemplate suicide or even hate sex...now look for a solution and get your swag back you're a MAN,REPEAT AFTER ME I'M A MAN AND I'LL NEVER LET PUSSSY MAKE NERVOUS AGAIN..cheers!

you can't turn a höe into a girlfriend she's only there for the sunshine,you fúck and dumb golddiggers and not date them..n!ggas so dumb man.

NwaAmaikpe:



Latrine slvt.
Enjoy the fame while it lasts.

this is totally uncalled for man,what if someone called you a jobless attention seeking whòre on NL? would you like that?

ImaIma1:
Ok.

Alpha male or feminist female...as long as they love and they have consideration for loved ones and their neighbours, then i am all for it.

But if it means playing games or a battle for supremacy of the sexes, then i will pass.

yeah that's exactly what the feminazis wanna turn it into,a battle of the sexes,all we need is love and not the triviality of gender supremacy tussle.cheers!

ImaIma1:
Don't you think the western world is also infiltrating the minds of people with this alpha male nonsense making men believe they are always right.

How can you say that no man is disrespectful. A man that hits his wife is disrespectful. A man who is not sensitive to his wife's feelings is disrespectful. A man that speaks in an insulting way to his wife is disrespectful.

Everyone always emphasizes the need for men to be respected. But we fail to also realize that women also need to be respected and not taken for granted.

I believe in doing to others what you can also accept from them. I do not believe in one party being art a disadvantaged position.

Alpha wasn't invented by the western world,its been there since the onset,being alpha doesn't mean the disrespectful misgonyst,female oppressor the feminazis try to portray us as,the alpha is a leader,fearless,stouthearted,he's also a brother,a father,a son,an uncle.

i'll stick to my opinion,the men are neglected,everything always promotes the women from mainstream media to festive periods even relationships are all about what you do for a woman to impress her etc. we work our asses of most of the time to carter for responsibilities reason why our life expectancy ratio is low,when you mix all that stress,hardwork,brainstorming to provide it results to long term health problems.

I'll still say every woman must submit herself fully cos in the long run if there's anyone that's disadvantaged it is the man,cos we literally give up our lives for our wives and our families,we must get that respect we deserve,our fathers,brothers,uncles need love too.

Pretty accurate,a bunch of jobless youths we've got,the president was right..these folks are more concerned with likes and FTC than real life issues,it's saddening.