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RomanceRe: Man Caught Exchanging Nudes With A Minor. Pictures Below. by Mandrake007(m): 11:17am On Jan 07, 2021
She’s not a minor,her parents should pipe down their daughter clearly knew what she was doing moreover if the said boy was rich or something they wouldn’t be fretting after all 17 year olds in the north are breeding almajiris for fun.
RomanceRe: You People Are Lying About Your Sex Lives And Here Is The Truth! by Mandrake007(m): 11:14am On Jan 07, 2021
sunshineV:
anyways i've slept with 7 girls and 4 boys this year alone. more to come
7 girls and 4 boys? Wtf
FamilyRe: DNA Test Saga Has Made Some Ladies Reveal Their Secrets ( Pics Included by Mandrake007(m): 10:56am On Jan 07, 2021
DamZik:
I totally agree with you guys. An overly religious lady has the tendency to cheat most because we brothers "trust" them. If my fiancee could cheat on me a virgin with a man old enough to be her father, then no woman should be trusted. Women are cheats and pretenders by nature. Though I forgive her for reason best known to me.
sad to hear this but glad it happened to you Cos if you didn’t know you wouldn’t have known and you’d probably still be in that charade oblivious to the sh!t going on around you,that’s a rude awakening,what I call redpill baptism by fire,if you’re christian always have this two biblical verses at the back of your mind when it comes to women PROVERBS 31 : 3 and 2 CORINTHIANS 11 : 14
FamilyRe: Women, DNA Testing Is Not A Home Breaker: It Can Vindicate You (opinion) by Mandrake007(m): 10:01pm On Jan 06, 2021
Women have giant skeletons in their closets,I implore every man to carry out DNA tests,no matter how uncomfortable it might seem,it is highly imperative,these women are cons.
BusinessRe: FG To Borrow Dormant Account Balances, Unclaimed Dividends by Mandrake007(m): 9:57pm On Jan 06, 2021
Buhari government must cash out by all means necessary even private accounts ain’t safe by the time that dullard is true with Nigeria our entire future and birthrights would be mortgaged
TravelRe: The Agony Of Passport Expiration In Vietnam by Mandrake007(m): 9:53pm On Jan 06, 2021
Nigeria is a cursed country an illegal contraption that is a bane on all the unfortunate souls born in it
RomanceRe: Weirdest Sexual Encounter by Mandrake007(m): 8:09pm On Jan 06, 2021
JOACHINpedro:
shocked
I hail thee!!!
I don't know if your fantasy don get lexicon abi make we find word for yours?



Quick question - are you attracted to muscular ladies?
Lol no,I like aggressive,naughty,slutty women who like it rough,I loathe boring sex with a passion.
PoliticsRe: Kano LG Election: Six Candidates Disqualified For ‘Failing’ Drug Test by Mandrake007(m): 7:55pm On Jan 06, 2021
For a state like Kano that has so many self righteous headslammers and their holy hisbah that go around maintaining decency by destroying alcohol beverages and questioning women for showing their backs,they seem to have alot of drug addicts it’s like a pandemic over there but what do I know? Maybe drug abuse,raping young girls,terrorism and poverty is an obligation owed to Allah,what more can I say,they’re the first class citizens of Nigeria,they got their dream PRESIDENT so let them deal with thier problems.
RomanceRe: Weirdest Sexual Encounter by Mandrake007(m): 7:53pm On Jan 06, 2021
JOACHINpedro:
Lol
Be careful what you wish for ni.


When prick don fall yakata grin
Yea the babe set wella but then I couldn't digest her words. It was entirely new to my existence.
Na that type I want,I stand my ground,I like feisty women so I’d dominate them and show them who’s boss,idunno if you’ve seen “Alexander” the movie,there was a scene when Alexander tried to have sex with his babarian wife played by ROSARIO DAWSON and baba she fight the guy,they struggle sote she even brought a dagger out but finally she surrendered and took the D,fam that’s the type of woman I like.
RomanceRe: Weirdest Sexual Encounter by Mandrake007(m): 7:40pm On Jan 06, 2021
JOACHINpedro:
Now this is constructive!!!



You know that feeling when you remember your past experience. Yea, that's the feeling I'm having now.
Then it was disgusting and disturbing (at thick of the moment), cus I couldn't understand her, but now I've known better and lol at my naivety. grin

And nope, I'm not into BDSM
i would have taken it as a challenge tbh,would’ve been like well ok come over and show me what you got
RomanceRe: Is He Sexually Attracted To Me? by Mandrake007(m): 7:31pm On Jan 06, 2021
Seriously? Just a hug? How old are you? Your naivety no be here o if sharp guys catch you your puna go suffer
RomanceRe: Weirdest Sexual Encounter by Mandrake007(m): 7:19pm On Jan 06, 2021
Poster,to me it feels like you found the idea of her drilling your butthole exciting,your story might be made up or whatever but i get the vibe you’re into such things.
RomanceRe: 16 Ways To Identify Cheap Girls by Mandrake007(m): 10:51am On Jan 06, 2021
Every Nigerian girl is cheap,poverty has eroded their minds,there’s no such thing as love in nigerian relationships,all you need is pretend to be rich in Nigeria and watch how many girls you sleep with,most niggas out here are just paying for sex with prostitutes deceiving themselves with relationship wahala.

Girls are easy these days thank God for that if you have to lie or do whatever to fucck her,do it,no girl is good GOOD NA GIRL WEY DEY NEVER CATCH
RomanceRe: COVID-19 : See How This White Girl Finished Africa (photos) by Mandrake007(m): 10:43am On Jan 06, 2021
NO lies but as usual Africans will cry racism as always,we can’t accept the truth,we only produce fake pastors,baby factories,corrupt politicians,prostitutes,yahoo boys,slayqueens etc no working factories,no jobs,no human development programs,even agriculture we’re supposed to thrive on we still slack in that department,we have an unending supply of sunlight but we haven’t taken advantage of it to provide power,we still celebrate when electric power comes on,Nigeria most especially is still in the dark ages but we fool ourselves thinking we’re the GIANTS OF AFRICA.

Truth is there is no hope for this country but people are so blinded by false faith to accept it but don’t worry we’ll soon end up like CAR,we’re on our way
RomanceRe: What Do I Tell A Girl When She Says "Tell Me Something Interesting"? by Mandrake007(m): 10:23am On Jan 06, 2021
Don’t be predictable tell her you mean business and not joking around with her and you not here to feed her attention thirst,shock her,impose your masculinity and establish frame from day1 so she knows you’re not a pushover and you mean business,always be dominant,passive and indifferent don’t show too much interest or it will make you come off as desperate,also talk to many girls at once don’t overly invest on one girl cause it’s gonna hurt when you don’t get your expected hopes granted.
FamilyRe: DNA Test Saga Has Made Some Ladies Reveal Their Secrets ( Pics Included by Mandrake007(m): 10:09am On Jan 06, 2021
Women are cheats and have done worse things in the shadows than any man that’s ever walked the earth,just like their father luicifer they’ve mastered the act of disguise but brothers never fall for their deceit even the most innocent girl you think you know has tons of skeletons in her closet,A GOOD GIRL IS A GIRL THAT HASNT BEEN CAUGHT,don’t fall for their fake purity and prudence.

Marriage is a scam in these parts and women have mastered the art of packaging and selling themselves to SIMPS and all these DNA wahala is a result of men not embracing their masculinity and being nonchalant about their families and letting their wives take charge Cos in these parts we glorify marriages with misleading yarns like HE WHO FINDS A WIFE FINDS A GOOD THING,BEHIND ANY SUCCESSFUL MAN IS A WOMAN lol no wahala Un’s body go tell una
RomanceRe: DNA Test indeed by Mandrake007(m): 9:57am On Jan 06, 2021
Trust a woman at your own peril,women are like children they do the most stupid things that always seem right to them because they’re not logical thinkers,their emotions beclouds their reasoning and they can do and will do anything,a woman could shag your brother,housekeeper,friend,dog etc just because you hurt her feelings and she’ll somehow feel justified by it.
brothers always remember proverbs 31 : 3,stay ready so you don’t need to get ready,peace.
RomanceRe: Romantic Words To Woo Your Partner by Mandrake007(m): 10:56pm On Jan 05, 2021
dovetark:
cheesy I guess love letters do not exist anymore. And sorry I meant romantic
love letters still exist just make sure you add a stack in the envelope to accompany your letter
RomanceRe: Romantic Words To Woo Your Partner by Mandrake007(m): 10:41pm On Jan 05, 2021
Mandrake007:
creative words? What are y’all still in secondary school,just be confident and improve your general outlook and approach any woman if it’s gonna happen it’s gonna happen women are not complicated or intelligent or las las If you get rich friends just borrow their car keys they go fall life no hard
RomanceRe: Romantic Words To Woo Your Partner by Mandrake007(m): 10:40pm On Jan 05, 2021
creative words? What are y’all still in secondary school,just be confident and improve your general outlook and approach any woman if it’s gonna happen it’s gonna happen women are not complicated or intelligent or las las If you get rich friends just borrow their car keys they go fall life no hard
RomanceRe: Onyii Gift Advises Nigerian Ladies About Relationship With Men (Photos) by Mandrake007(m): 10:31pm On Jan 05, 2021
This is a truth every woman knows deep inside but they still go ahead and take advantage of our sexual desperation for their own gratification,guys need OT and game,these women dont have levels we have to treat them like disposable products,have alot of options and suffer them Cos they need us more than we need them.
RomanceRe: Guys Don't Waste You Hard Earned Money On Ladies by Mandrake007(m): 10:21pm On Jan 05, 2021
One thing I learned in life is women need men more than we need them,they’re dying stars as soon as they hit their sexual peak,it’s really important for men to learn about gender dynamics,because if a lot of men did,the world would be a better place Cos we’d all be able to see through women’s bullshit and fakness,a woman will never be the focal point of your life,you wouldn’t need to spend on her to seek her validation or win her over,it’s just a shame so many men are not aware and it breaks my heart,true emotions cannot be negotiated and the female hypergamy is insatiable,whatever you do for her only matters NOW in the present if someone who can provide more comes along she will ditch you in a heartbeat,women no get levels.
RomanceRe: What Do You Think About Men Who Keep Long Fingernails?? by Mandrake007(m): 6:31pm On Jan 05, 2021
Our nails our choice,I don’t go around asking women to use less makeup,remove their buttpads or stop doubling their bras,if you no like nails on guys sistuh throway your face period
RomanceRe: I'm In A Relationship, But I'm Still In Love With A Guy I Never Dated by Mandrake007(m): 6:28pm On Jan 05, 2021
Bullshit,your current boyfriend is just too nice and not exciting enough compared to the other guy,u probably don’t even love your new guy,you just love the benefits you get from him Cos if you actually did you wouldn’t be thinking about your old guy,so my advice is release the poor guy stop emotionally blackmailing him with your fake relationship and go back to your ex and ask for closure or something
RomanceRe: Woman Romantically Carries Her Boyfriend On The Back To Cross An Express Road by Mandrake007(m): 6:20pm On Jan 05, 2021
I don’t think we need any more explanation to figure out who’s in charge,what a weak man I spit on his existence,it’s men like these that father the hopeless simps running around in nigeria worshipping and compromising their masculinity for women �
RomanceRe: What Drugs Can A Man Use To Induce Celibacy? by Mandrake007(m): 6:14pm On Jan 05, 2021
Get busy and have a purpose in life,as long as you’re idle you’ll be nothing but a rabid Hot degenerate
RomanceRe: I Sent Her My Dic Pic, And She Replied "LoL". What Does It Mean? by Mandrake007(m): 6:12pm On Jan 05, 2021
You young cats are pathetic tbh,wtf is wrong with y’all,why’d you send a dick pic when she didn’t ask,what were you expecting “wow what a beautiful dick?” Listen man nudes doesn’t do anything for women like it does for us,now you’re blocked she’s shown your tiny pènis to all of her friends and they’re all laughing at you as we speak,piece of advice never talk to her again forget her,you’ve casted yourself where she is and there’s no going back,never ever send dicck pics again in the future unless she asks
RomanceRe: This Is The Worst Thing Have Seen On The Internet This Year. by Mandrake007(m): 11:43pm On Jan 02, 2021
This is what happens when your thirst overshadows your whole line of thought,you become a depraved degenerate lacking of morals,principles and self worth,bloody simps it’s a shame nigeria is filled with them
SportsRe: Nigerian Helen Joseph ‘feared’ By American Female Boxers (pic) by Mandrake007(m): 2:36pm On Apr 11, 2019
That’s man ask her to pull her pants
CelebritiesRe: Moet Abebe Flashes Side Boobs In New Bikini Photos by Mandrake007(m): 10:09am On Mar 14, 2019
Take off the make up,contour,weave and filters that’s just a man in drag.

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