₦airaland Forum

kiddaz:
Whaaat
Omor the semen go don turn agidi be that... If you mistake knack any girl she will take in that very minute and she go confirm am

franvincoop:
Abi you no read the topic? Or na you wan go deliver the 50 million?

doctore212:
Me if i reach Cape Varde, na to dey carry olosho morning, afternoon and night.

I will make sure I impregnate 9 babes. Then run back to Naija without any of them knowing my where about

motymop:
They only show 5 women.. Nigerian guys decided all their women are beautiful

ebonge1:
How do people become this rich?
Why others still struggling to feed

Omenlon:
if lagos is what you just painted, yet your people move into lagos night and day, then your region must be worst than Somalia.

Nemesis0147:
I love how all of them are using their native name

Igirigimercenar:
ThIs is why I love the Catholic Church. They tell it to you as it is. No hiding of the truth, no silence as can be seen in redeem, deeper life and winners church

If free and fair election is conducted in 2027, there is no way tinubu is winning that election but then again,there is no way tinubu is going to conduct free and fair election in 2027,it's not possible

I have already given up on that one. The man has never spoken of free and fair election since he was selected as president by the INEC

Dougad:
LMAO. Nearly happened to me in SS1 during a difficult practical exam. Time was running out and I had barely made any progress, of which the result contributed greatly towards the final grade of the subject. Simply, if you failed the practical, you stood a higher chance of failing the subject.

I looked up, almost all my friends had submitted. The few remaining were getting ready to as well. The lab once full was now almost deserted. The teacher, who was fond of me, began calling out my name. "Dougad! What are you still doing here? You're smarter than this. I thought you'd be the first to finish."

I was sweating profusely. Next thing, I was sporting a rock, solid boner—one of the hardest in my life at that point. Anyone with a side profile view of me would have thought I was making love to the table. Thankfully, unlike this OP, I did not "nut."

Wimkeh:
This has happened to me before but it was Igbo exam I was taking. The teacher knows my mum very well so I couldn’t afford to fail. Lo and behold, I wrote nothing. Immediately she said “Pens Up” I came violently.

DGREATE:
Guys,is there a permanent cure for prostate enhancement? If you are aware of any permanent solution to it, please comment below 👇. 🙏 Thanks

Femack:
A car that was in my care was stolen on the (1st of may.2025)still difficult for me to explain how all this happened,I parked at a popular junction here in benin city,at ulegun market junction immediately after bridge idogbo,upper sakponba, its around 9:pm i quietly parked at the junction just for me to cross to an aboki man joint to get a fast indomie,I perfectly central locked the motor and locked the steering neck,the key was with me just for me to cross back the car was no-where to be found,with alot of my belongings and people's money inside a cash of above 1.8million was hide under the center sit, including 3posmachine power Bank my shop key inside
It's a [b][/b]a Toyota sienna 2006model dark blue color,still in tears writing this message because the car was just brought back from workshop where I upgraded it and spray it newly,it just a day interval.
If anyone has any details at all in recovering this car should help me out, already report to the police.

REG.NUMBER..KWC123SV
Chassis number.4T3ZF19C63U540686
ENGINE NUMBER.1MZ8155626
I don't have the recent picture of it but is as clean as this one I uploaded

folake4u:
@ the bolded.

Even if he hit her?? Are you serious right now?

5 to 10 years ke? If you kill, you will be killed.

In Nigeria, we are governed by the Criminal Code (for Southern states) and Penal Code (for Northern States). Abuja is in the North and the punishment for culpable homicide is the death penalty by hanging.

You're the ignorant one here please, if you don't know something, just simply ASK questions to gain clarity.

denko:
Your reason and intention of demoralizing the pulpit are baseless.