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Please don't terminate that baby. Carry it to term and I'll take care of the baby.

Which one be nautical ejaculation again? Oga,it's called nocturnal ejaculation biko. And yes, you're too old for that shii. It's for only teenagers.

Guy, you ug o, very ug.

Donald7610:
Relocate to Lagos for better opportunities
Plenty husband materials

Must everyone reside in that hell called Lagos?

It's a complete fallacy to assume she has a better chance of getting a husband if she relocates to the most crowded and stuffy city in Nigeria. Lagos is not the alpha and omega abeg.

I have 3 radio programmes, doesn't cost me a dime to produce, just time and effort. What I'm looking for now are good sponsors for the programmes.

This one na Olaminodey.

ReneeNuttall:
Wow! Seems someone is talking from experience, well I will keep all u av said in mind.Thanks.

You're most welcome.

julietkcee:
Human being: siiiiii baby excuse meh
juliet: yea any p
human being: hw u doing
juliet:fine.. Hw can i help u.
human being:i want u to be my frnd.
Juliet: is that all...
Human being: yea.. Watx ur name.
juliet: K.C n am nt interestd.(walks away)
human being:looks on





So so Dumb

He is dumb cos he asked to be your friend? Smh

Perhaps you expected him to read you a love poem before you'll consider him not dumb.

ReneeNuttall:
I know I will givee birth to either a set of twins or a triplet.God knows my heart desire.

Be careful of what you ask for, giving birth to twins or triplets ain't no child play. The labour pain is double or triple of the pain associated with having only one.
And what's more? You have to produce enough milk to feed them, which can drain you physically all the time. Need I remind of the fact that you have to wake more often at night.... Just get ready.

dingbang:
please enter your ATM pin... Your ATM pin is the same thing as your transaction pin...

Wow, thanks, it worked. It never used to request for it though.

Thanks again.

Origin:
Non representative statistics.

Who carried out the survey. What medium was used. How many Lagos women took the survey.




How many countries ( not state) has a fully air-conditioned affordable transport system. Health centers in Lagos providing ease and very affordable medical care. Food and fruit very plenty.


Besides I've told you people to stop comparing a child and its ancestors.

You're simply naive and unintelligent. Your comments are wide off the mark. Air-conditioned affordable transport system? Are you fvcking kidding me?!

I'm guessing you're still in kindergarten to be making such comments.

sam4:
Who said it? Oya give this pam to the guy.

Too local. I won't even give it to my maiguard.

Oh my God, that girl looks delicious.

dingbang:
token pin or transaction pin? Please can u screenshot the page so I can really know the exact problem so that I can proffer the right solution

Here's the screenshot. It doesn't send otp number to my phone anymore. Thanks.

What do you expect? He's a muslim. Wickedness flows in their blood.

Aboguede:
This op is a thief, he must have a motive.
the receipt says Received from acho ndubuisi but u said u sold it to the said name so how come he becomes the saller. every poo u posted here are cheap, illitrate, hungry, jobless, curny nonsenses.

You are a _dim-witted _moron. You cannot read simple English and comprehend. The receipt clearly stated that he received the sum of 75k from Mr Acho. What is difficult to understand there you _imbecile?!

Illiterates like you piss me off. Too quick to condemn the Op when you should go for a brain transplant instead.

Fvck yo.

dingbang:
Quick tip...


Some of us may ask, how much is first bank charging for transfer?

For your information, CBN has implemented that charges on transfers are pegged at 52NGN against the old 105naira charge for transfer transactions.. Did you know?

I set up the mobile app on my phone following the instructions you posted here. Everything went well and I was using my account to recharge my phone. But lately, I can't use my account again for phone recharge, cos it doesn't send me OTP number for the transaction. Instead it will tell me to input token PIN. please, what could be the problem?

dapotanye:
The only legal love-vendor i know dies ....sad

You mean p1mp?

Hmmm, real peculiar case. Obviously, your fingerprints are naturally faint. And it's getting fainter as you're getting older.

Ain't nothing you can do about it.

I strongly recommend abuhazzan to anyone intending to exchange here.

Very swift transaction with him yesterday. I sent him Skrill and he sent money to my account in minutes.

Keep it up bro abuhazzan.

Lovely plump thighs. My spec.

Of course. Virgin or no marriage.
God bless all the girls who have kept their virginity.

The Op is obviously a lowlife, can't string together coherent, correct English sentences. Shiooooor!

I pity you, you're gloating about fvcking your neighbor's wife and you think that's a big achievement. Keep fvcking, don't ever stop.

Your mates are recording financial success in different fields of endeavour, while you're living in a face-me-I-slap-you room preying on other people's wives.

But mark my words, when karma will finally strike you, it will be merciless on you.

He lives in a 'batcher', that's why.
Remember he initially told you he lives in GRA.

MhizzAJ:
What's dis long epistle for on a Sunday morning

Sunday mornings are for epistles and sermons Dumbo.

buscojnr:
i look forward to meeting a responsibl yoruba working class muslim lady who is apreferably a graduate, cute ,intelligent and morally upright, average or tall in height,slim or chubby, fair in complexion and of AA genotype between 23-30. she must also be a lagos based. feel free to hit me up on 09087222593(whatsapp only) or 08069387093(call or text)

I really feel for this guy. For close to 4 years, he's been relentlessly searching for a wife online, all to no avail.

Dude, don't give up. The Lord is your strength, He'll do it for you.

technicallyrich:
No,ijaw,but I have yoruba friends and perhaps not only me that have observed it,take it when I say yoruba girls can fart for africa .but he should look for neat ones because is not that easy to see.

Lol, I hope he takes your advice.

Rubbish.

All this new nairalanders sef! You need to have been here on nairaland as far back as 2006, 2007, when there were guys and ladies of substance, not the air heads you listed up there.