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makky555:
Yes oooo awa luff is tika dan water

The earlier we share the card the berra

Yea baby, just like West life sang, our love is unbreakable. It will never die, it'll endure, it is timeless. Me and you together, forever, just loving each other and basking in the perpetual euphoria of L.O.V.E.

Now, first up is our pre-nuptial pictures, to be blasted all over nairaland. Then the IVs follow.

My heart is so full of joy! I'm over the moon, I'm overwhelmed with joy, I'm so thrilled, I'm so ecstatic. My joy knows no bounds.

Oh, I'm so in love with you Makky.

dafeyankee:
American women are only good for sex and papers only.

Marry them at your own peril. They never see no at all. I mean these ladies are always on heat,and will give it to a dig if no man is available.

I'm not sure you read the story. That's a yoruba woman right there not an American.

Oh my God!!! This is an absolute stunner!

Was expecting to see a lady in her twenties.

Needless waste of resources. Money that can feed hundreds of thousands of homeless people.

The sheeple's tithe being put to frivolous use.

makky555:
I do.... Wedding gown is ready, hall is ready, cake too.... I've even bought your suit. So you don't need to worry about that
let's not waste more time

Oh my God!!!!! She said YES!!! makky said YES!!!!

Children of God in the house please praise the Lord with me! Finally the search is over!!!! I've found an adorable maiden on nairaland!!!!!!!


Whoever said a wife can't be found here is a liar. I'm a living witness!!!

I'm so HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!

makky555:

Makky barbie you're sooo cute!

Please be my wife. I promise to adore you and treat you like a queen. I'll place no one above you baby.

Leg watch and head watching missing from the list. I only saw hand watch.

His juju strong o.

Please go and marry so you can Bleep your wife's pussy.

That girl's lips are sumptuous. DAMN!!!

shinarlaura:
Hmmmm... and u even remember the names sef. Woow

I'm flattered

Yes o, I remember a lot of things about people I have interest in.

The first thing that caught my attention was your moniker. It's so fitting for a girl of your looks. It evokes the image of an alluringly attractive lady, just the way you are.

Your eyes are strikingly enchanting, your lips and nose are so cute, and your smile is so captivating and disarming. And to cap it all, your comments on here that I've come across give the indication that you're a cool, nice girl.

Pardon my asking, but how is it that you're able to type well in English when you're obviously from the French-speaking part of Cameroun? I've always had the impression that francophone Cameroonians don't even bother to learn English.

shinarlaura:
Woow. So i ve been having a secret admirer all this while

Yea baby, I've been admiring you for a very long time. Checking out your profile pics every now and then.

I even know about two of your friends, Victoire and Christelle.

Based on online persona, I'll choose that sweet Cameroonian babe, Shinarlaura. Beautiful girl with a very nice and cheerful persona online.


Shinarlaura baby, I don't know what your daddy thinks about Naija guy, but I'd like to come and ask him for your hand in marriage.

Chigirl042:
Thanks for ur detailed answer but I'm really sad about being AS cus it makes one to be choosy when getting married

Don't worry chibabe, I'll put a ring on your finger. I'm AA.

generalbush:
False. I am 6'2, and I masturbate...

So....

You'd have been 6'5 if you had not be wanking off nutrients from your body.

Taeewo:
Send a clear image of ur i d by using good camera phone,use like 13 megapixel phone and also send ur stamped bank statement instead of the nepa bill... Send to verification@skrill.com

Thanks a lot for the suggestion, but read my update above. Skrill is wack.

Modified.

If you're planning on opening a skrill account, read this first.

I opened a skrill account few months ago for the purpose of receiving payment for translation and transcription jobs which I carry out for localization firms in Egypt. I had been using payoneer for receiving such payments in the past but later opened a skrill account because this new Egyptian company payed only through skrill.

I opened the skrill account and have used it to receive payment thrice, until skrill informed me that I have to verify the account so that a certain limit placed on the account will be lifted.

I tried several times to verifiy the account using my national ID card and the other required document, by snapping the picture with my web cam, but the skrill reps kept informing me via email that the pictures I took with the webcam are blurred and that I should retake them. I did it for 4 times consecutively, yet they kept saying the same thing; that the documents are rejected cos the images are blurred and not clear. I then decided to send a complaint to help@skrill.com. The rep who responded suggested I use a high resolution phone camera to snap the ID and the other utility bill and attach as files and send to customerverification@skrill.com.

That was what I did. I received an autoreply saying that they have received my email and will get back to me soon.

To my greatest chagrin and consternation, I checked my email last night, only to find an email from them saying that they checked my account and discovered some suspicious things therein and for that reason they have closed my account and that was final. I was in total shock cos I never contravened any of their laws whatsover, so why close my account abruptly without an explanation as to what I did wrong? I sent them an email demanding an explanation as to why my account will be closed for no specific reason. The person that responded was saying nonsense without specifying exactly what I did wrong. This is the height of insensitivity and callousness. I have never had such experience before.

As it stands now, with the closure of my account by these bastards, all my money there is gone. Thats many hours of work down the drain. This is the worst epayment platform one can open an account with.

I will embark on an online campaign to sensitize people about the dangers and folly in opening account with these thieves.

$132 Skrill funds available.

Perhaps it's time to beam your search on Nigeria-based guys as none of the ones in America is interested in you.

Please don't terminate that baby. Carry it to term and I'll take care of the baby.

Which one be nautical ejaculation again? Oga,it's called nocturnal ejaculation biko. And yes, you're too old for that shii. It's for only teenagers.

Guy, you ug o, very ug.

Donald7610:
Relocate to Lagos for better opportunities
Plenty husband materials

Must everyone reside in that hell called Lagos?

It's a complete fallacy to assume she has a better chance of getting a husband if she relocates to the most crowded and stuffy city in Nigeria. Lagos is not the alpha and omega abeg.

I have 3 radio programmes, doesn't cost me a dime to produce, just time and effort. What I'm looking for now are good sponsors for the programmes.

This one na Olaminodey.

ReneeNuttall:
Wow! Seems someone is talking from experience, well I will keep all u av said in mind.Thanks.

You're most welcome.

julietkcee:
Human being: siiiiii baby excuse meh
juliet: yea any p
human being: hw u doing
juliet:fine.. Hw can i help u.
human being:i want u to be my frnd.
Juliet: is that all...
Human being: yea.. Watx ur name.
juliet: K.C n am nt interestd.(walks away)
human being:looks on





So so Dumb

He is dumb cos he asked to be your friend? Smh

Perhaps you expected him to read you a love poem before you'll consider him not dumb.