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Islam is a cancer!

Islam is a blight!

Islam is terror!

I tried to keep a straight face while looking at the pictures. But I couldn't help it, I burst out laughing. I don't really know why.

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Happy birthday to baby Nkubi.

Babalola0920:
We have alot missing people
This news are under reports
In ijora area of Lagos State we have 2 missing children since last week Sunday
And this has been the situation on ground for years yet nothing has been done ✔️
Meaning those incharge might be complacent

Complicit.

You should report any case of assault to the police.

20k per month as salary for and adult male? Modern day slavery.

SpaceAngel:
That's 5th gen, 2013 to 2018 model for 2M locally used. Price too cheap.
The car uses CVT instead of automatic transmission , one major failure point and can cause you sorrow and a whole lot of expenditure. Check transmission very well if you must buy and use specified CVT fluid else it's gone
The electrical connections and sensors are also another area that's sensitive.
Don't take to areas that have flood.

Fuel economy is good. I believe this is 4 cylinder even the v6 is fairly ok.
You equally need to know how to diagnose faults using scanners and don't give to any trial and error roadside mechanic, else the car will turn to junk in no time

Lastly, do I advise a first time user that's may not be conversant with cars to buy the Naija used Altima, NO .

Thanks so much for this. I really appreciate it.

2cribz:
Go and buy micra
Idiot

We all know you have no input to make as you don't have a car and will never have a car.

Get off this thread instead of displaying your stupidity m0ron.

demoBaba:
Avoid that car please.

Reason?

mikdaf:
The price of this car is more than 2m for registered but kindly be careful do your due diligence before making any transfer. Once money change hands it's difficult to retrieve.

Okay, thanks so much for your input. I'll be mighty careful.

Michael547:
Do not buy a car without going along with a professional honest mechanic to inspect the car before buying. I do professional computerised inspection service. Contact me on 08167469103.

Okay. I'm not in Lagos or Ibadan though.

Beautiful strong woman that gave the former Kogi state governor headache.

Nairaland family in the auto section help advise me about this car Nissan Altima.

I'm about to buy my first car ever. For a start I want to buy a Nigerian used car, and there's a Nissan Altima that I saw posted on Facebook Marketplace. It is within my budget of 2m. Toyota Corolla is the car I initially wanted to buy but the current prices of Nigerian used Corollas are above my budget for now.

This Altima is my second choice. I just need a ride that can take me to my work place within the city and also other towns in my state.

Is Altima good in terms of fuel efficiency, availability of parts and ease of maintenance?Does this model have a recurring issue that I should bear in mind?

Thanks for your input.

Nonexisting1:
Is that why her breasts parted ways like Moses did to a River in Bible?

Her are still standing firm abeg.

TimiRume:
Drop your email or phone contact please. DMs hardly work here

Are you an Ikwere Translator?

There's a massive translation job for an Ikwere language translator. The pay is around $6,800 for someone who can complete the job.

If you're a native Ikwere speaker. Pls send me a DM asap.

magoo10:
Meanwhile ₦20million today cant start you an average business with a good capital base.

Nb
In response to the kid who quoted me that
if i cannot use 20million for business i cannot manage ₦1billion

I dont sell cars but let me use car sales for example.
A direct tokumbo venza cost between 14 to 16 milion naira ,now tell me how many cars you can have in an average outlet with 20million naira?

Oga, is car business the only viable biz in Nigeria? Abeg comot for hia.

Goodnewsforlife:
I can bet u are igbo

So no surprises

Idiotic ethnic bigot. You have already branded him Igbo based on his comment. People from your tribe do not make such comments.

Stupid m0ron blinded by hate. You will die in hate. Dingbat!

Pep Guardiola abeg.

MatrixReloaded:
From my observation in this picture, its a Google search also the footwear is only wore in Georgia or Texas with a denim jean Looking at the rodent and the feet webs it's only a foreign rat that have pink.
You are just hungry and you can ask for an arms.

It's called alms not arms. Arms are weapons.

richiemcgold:

If you're a Nigerian, and you're fond of saying evil of this country every now and then, you're actually doing more damage to yourself than to that Nigeria you hate so much.

No sane man says evil of his country of origin when dealing with outsiders. But I have read countless of such posts & comments on this forum in particular. Most of these things can discourage foreigners from having any dealings with Nigeria or Nigerianns.

Don't be silly.

You expect Nigerians to speak good of a country that is in it's worst state than it has ever been since 1960? A country where absolutely nothing is working. A country whose people are dying off of hunger. A country rated as one of the most corrupt in the world. A country where its citizens are immigrating in droves to other country?

Oga, tell yourself the truth, what good can you ever speak of the shithole?

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alezzy13:
Talk true, how often do you change urs

Daily o. I'm a very clean and hygiene-conscious guy.

Incredible!

mykelswa:
Sorry bro. This same thing happened to my friend

Thank you. I've put it behind me.

Funnily enough prior to the advent of gsm phone and ATM, such sour tales were non-existent. New technology, new risks.

Taniaa:
sorry about that

Thanks.

On the first of April 2019, I boarded an intra-city vehicle and dropped at my destination unaware that a guy sitting beside me in the bus had stolen my phone from my pocket. The bus I boarded had picked the guy on the way and he sat next to me. I had no inkling at all that he had the intention of picking my pocket though something told me that this guy's way 'no pure' as he was casting uncanny and surreptitious glances towards my direction, with a weird look on his face. Little did I know he was busy with my pocket.

It was several minutes after I had alighted at my destination that I realised that my smartphone was missing from my pocket. I used a friend's phone to dial my number and found out that the criminal had already switched it off. I resigned to fate knowing fully well that my chances of getting back the phone was slim. I however kept dialling my number till evening, it was still switched off. 6 AM in the morning of 2nd April I dialled my number again and it was ringing but wasn't picked up at the other end. After a few more attempts, the rogue switched off the phone again.

I decided to contact MTN that day to block the line, which they did. However, to my chagrin, when I went to the ATM that same morning to make a withdrawal, I found out the my account balance had changed and that the criminals have succeeded in withdrawing some thousands of Naira from my account. I rushed inside the bank immediately and blocked the account.

What I am still dazed about is how it's possible for criminals to withdraw money from someone's bank account just by getting hold of the sim card. Mind you, my phone can only be accessed via a PIN, so the possibility of them making a transfer using my bank's mobile app is ruled out. So how did they do it?

Has anyone ever been victim of such? Please share so others can learn.

Mods, can you please move to front page so others can learn? Thanks.

Yoruba dude.

Amakavula:
I haven't started yet.Work has been so much stress. will open it soon, but would appreciate a partnership to help build it, I am not a tech person

Oh okay, no wonder.

I'd love to partner with you in that regard.

megareal:
What aspect of it?

Any aspect at all. Any food item that sells fast.

Amakavula:
A job vacancy on Twitter is causing lots of drama among Nigerians. 250k is big in this Buhari economy. Its even bigger than my salary . So would you apply ?

Babe, I clicked on your blog address and was told by blogger that it does not exist. What's the issue?

chii8:
Lol.....not just that but with a big baby and four over hyper active cuties.
What about those sisters in your church, street and place of work or business?

Wowww! Five in total! You're really bountifully blessed dear! Children are blessings from God. Please take good care of them dear.

It was a tongue-in-cheek remark cos I have actually found someone and will join the married club soonest.