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technicallyrich:
Wow,i love farting or to pee when my boyfriend is sucking my pusy.is also my fetish.
But I think yoruba girls farts the most in nigeria,extend your search to ibadan,but the only issue is if you will see a neat yoruba girl.
I wish you luck.
Remember NEAT yoruba girl

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Margy:
Is you a short man? i suspect you!

Tuham:
I so much like this post!
Am an only guy child and about to fall in love with an only girl child


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ednut1:
thrash

vargasvictory:
The truth is learning never stops, here are 9 words you might have been pronouncing incorrectly


1. MACHETE

Since Agriculture is heavily practised, you would have heard about the Machete. Actually the correct pronunciation is /Ma-She-Te/


2. ASK

It's a word widely used for answers to questions and it's often said inappropriately. The correct pronunciation is /A:s/ without a K sound.


3. DEBT

This is one of the most commonly mispronounced words in the list. The right pronunciation is /Det/ the B in the word is actually silent


4. LIBRARY

You hear people say, 'let me visit the lib-ry'. It's correctly pronounced as /Li-bre-e/


5. GALA

A popular snack, who doesn't like Gala? It's a little shame we speak it incorrectly, the right pronunciation is /Gay-luh/


6. MEME

This one is very popular amongst the nairalanders, who doesn't like a little banter picture to express more? It's actually pronounced /Meeem/


7. ASTHMA

A health condition, suffered widely in many countries. It's pronounced /AzMah/


8. MARIJUANA

It's a name often used for cannabis. The right pronunciation is /Mar-Uh-Wah-Nuh/


9. ENGINEER

A specialist in engineering, one of the top fields in the world. The correct pronunciation is /En-juh-near/

If you missed the previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/3848586/7-common-english-phrases-youre

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Margy:
This man is obviously short!! o mehn..

auntysimbiat:
May be that wat this pastor is using to wash sin here..

WATCH THE VIDEO


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGJF_-LM2l0

tolajay:
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tolajay:
If you really need cash, then us $5 for review.

asids55:
na 12 I need

Durosure:
Thanks for the honest review

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Kentura:
okayy... na this woman be Mercy Aigbe, she fine o


Abeg, na who dy sample her?

LoveJesus87:
You pretty

sexybbstar:
I cant even imagine anything as embarassing as what happened to me when i was in pry2.
I was in class that day when i felt i had to pee.I went to my teacher,aunty yemi..."aunty i want to go and urinate",she no gree,she say make i go siddon.I obeyed her but i continued making trouble when i got to my seat and one of my classmates also called Yemi puched my lower belly and i shouted.Aunty yemi heard me and said "Blessing,go and kneel in front of the class"......i knelt down,within two minutes i urinated in front of the whole class!.......i will never forget the two Yemis' that gave me that embarassing monemts.I will never forget that teacher.I never met the student Yemi since i left that school in primary 3.
I will still punish that teacher if i have the chance,i dont care if she is a nairalander.She can read my comments and check my profile for all i care!...Stupid!

jworos:
So on this very good day I went to class, I was putting on a shirt and jean, I tucked in looking all soft and ish.

Waiting for the lecturer to come, I started charging my phone, unfortunately the lecturer didn't show up.
I got up, moved to were I was charging my phone to pick it up when my belt just Cut into two, luckily no one noticed.

I picked the phone and sat down on the nearest chair, thinking what next, because at that time I Don reduce in weight so the Jean no dey stay my waist again.

Then boom i had an idea, I removed the USB cable from the charger used it to round up my waist and it did, Na so I take turn USB cable to belt that day.

Worse part was that I had to Trek home cause no money.

odimbannamdi:
I was in my 2nd year in school and my friend invited to Livingword church's bible study.

We were divided into groups and i was "lucky" to have my crush in the same group with me. Then they started.

People were volunteering to read passages and explain what they understood from the read passages. Me sef come volunteer to read and explain, so that i go fit impress my crush. Na so i stand up to read...

Erm...erm...erm...erm...erm...

I stammered for good 4seconds as i tried to force words out of my mouth. I felt like my tongue had glued to my hard palate and my brain momentarily shut down. All eyes turned and were fixed on me. My legs felt like hard wood as i couldnt even bend them to, at least, sit down.

Luckily for me, my crush came to my rescue and immediately read the passage and explained.

I felt like the ground would open and swallow me up. After that day, i no go that church again oo..lol

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