QueenSuccubus:
That's the right man up there...
That kind of man never exist. In fact, combination of all the qualities in a single man is a perpetual motion machine of the first kind.
Those are qualities of an ideal man, but a real man never and will never have all of them.

His mother will be very proud as she raised a responsible, loving, loyal & committed kind of man.

This is the type of a man every woman must worship & love. This kind of attitude is very rare in this generation. His future wife must be very lucky to find such great man.

And for those who bashed him, well FVCK THEM! Men with a loose mouth is soooo gay.

Okpanwu:
emeka51 :
Congratulations to all those who scored atleast 50%.
I'm still imagining I went for aptitude test at FCMB
wasn't even prepared never heard of the thing
called Gmat but I scored 61/100, and was dropped
at the 2nd interview, then the second test at fidelity
Bank was prepared with confidence but I scored
23/60. Now I went for skye bank dragnet whatever
after burning candle but I scored 23.16% nawoo.
Well in my next test even back of book I no go read.


This are testimony of a guy dat trusted the energy of the flesh, it will always fail you. trust God and live everything in this world to God

jpphilips:


Sorry!! ponzi scheme is an opportunity? you compare a ponzi scheme with commercial banking? I beg you in the name of whatever you believe in, don't procreate, it will not be a nice idea to replicate the defective gene that has manacled your thinking abilities. stop disgracing homo sapiens, you are making us a laughing stoc[color=#000000]k in the world of Hyenas.[/color]

jpphilips:

It takes an extremely low IQ to be scammed in broad daylight, yet what is left of his common sense is too weak to juxtapose it with reality.
How do you cross a major highway with a head like yours? im really concerned.

kilokeys:


its a current path for me.. i am not half way there yet.. but i will be

to be a safety professional..

steps

locally

do ur GHSE and HSE LEvel 3 with ISPON ( Institute of safety professionals of Nigeria) - 70k
become a member of ISPON ( membership form, project, screening and induction) - 100k


internationally

Do ur NEBOSH IGC - 300k ( TechIOSH)

NEBOSH DIPLOMA - 1.1M( Grad.IOSH)

MASTERS IN OSH - 3M

roughly 3.5M.. and 4 years

then ur CPD... then ( CMIOSH - chartered level)



not done the bolded yet na small small
I will appreciate if you can drop your phone number, I want to ask you some questions.

cuteme88:
Abeg make una help describe how to get to harvey frm ketu. i,m new to Lagos plus i cant log in as well. lagos mainland N-health. thanks

AnalyticEngine:


My brother, don't waste your energy on these gullible Nigerians. They will never learn. I am beginning to suspect that MMM charmed their participants during their campaigns (LOL). Check out how aggressive they are when defending MMM

cglobalz:
did any of u here collected or filled the npower physically distributed forms in your local government area? if yes assessment here is just a waste of time.if no den u must do assessment. but nevertheless the period for the assessment will be extended till November. #reality

iamawara:
Lol. Come back to Nigeria and enjoy MMM with us. Come and join me celebrate next week when I cash out my millions

jaybillionaire:
u won't believe .Noah was the first person. That said rain will fall during his time and rain has never fallen in their history. Of course no one believed Noah, when the rain starts falling pls dn't come near the ark because we won't open the door for u, ok

moski5:
Hen I c such effort put into discrimination stuff like Mmm first I Name yu guys liars or bankers

if Yu've not lost money or kno sm1 who does then dont discredit d biz

of course MMM is a ponzi scheme but like I said b4 it's a dynamic ponzi scheme

MrsExplorer:
THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW


1. The MMM in Nigeria is still the same as the one above and run by the same guy who has been jailed for this same business and defrauded people before.

2. MMM does not gurantee anything.

3. It is not a registered company in Nigeria or anywhere else in the world.

4. It does not invest your money or use it for any form of business.


BUT PEOPLE ARE GETTING PAID, HOW IS THAT!

Let me just use this skenario(in Fallz's voice)

You know how that time you had that small box where you saved your money and dad promised you that if you could save enough money, he would add his own money and get a bicycle or a doll for you during christmas, then christmas came and dad fulfilled his promise. So the next year, you saved with the whole of your heart cos this time you wanted a PS2 or a high heel shoe but when christmas came Dad took your money and bought christmas fowl with it.

Well that is how this works, just kidding, that's not really how it works but you get my drift...., Initially you or someone you know might be getting your return on investment but as time goes on you would loose your money because its not really an investment, it just a pool of fund distributed among participants.

In a scheme like this you would be paid, maybe and maybe not but its just a matter of time before you loose your money or someone close to you. and there would be nothing you can do about it.

Understanding a ponzi scheme

A Ponzi scheme is a fraudulent investment operation where the operator, an individual or organization, pays returns to its investors from new capital paid to the operators by new investors, rather than from profit earned through legitimate sources. Operators of Ponzi schemes usually entice new investors by offering higher returns than other investments, in the form of short-term returns that are either abnormally high or unusually consistent.

Explain Like A Farmer

Ok, i'm a young businessman with about 50k in my account, i promise you that if you deposit 20k with me, you'll get 30k back in one month for nothing, which at this point, you should just completely ignore me or give me a perfect punch, but you would not because you are greedy and want that extra 10k. At the end of the month, i knock on your doorstep and give you 30k(so good to be true) but i promise to increase it if you can bring in more members(because of course i cant keep paying you extra 10k from my own 200k).

In your excitement, you tell your friends, dad, mum, your grand parents and if you could communicate with the dead you could have told your ancestors. You showed them prove of payment and them like you couldn't just believe it so they jump in with you and register through you so that offcourse you would get your bonus.

so over a period of 3 months you were able to get 5 people plus you who invested various amount of money but by then end of the month i have to pay a total of 60k as interest..., but they didn't all register at the same month, so thank goodness i wont have to pay the whole of that 60k..,

DAD Invests 20k to get 30k by the end of january
MUM invests 40K to get 50k by the end of Febuary
BOYFRIEND invests 35k to get 45k middle of febuary..,etc etc

So what i do is, i used the deposits of others to pay the interest of those that are due to collect their money. hoping that this people who have collected would also advertise me and bring in more people so i can use their own money to pay the next set of investors.

Do you understand the madness or you are on the verge of going crazy like me. So its like a pyramid, you would get your money the more more money is coming in, without that i won't be able to pay you. That's why i do everything within my power to make sure you bring in more people and also encourage you to leave your money fo a longer time before you request for it.

When i have so many cash in the pool and i'm tired of dealing with lazy asses like you, i take all your money and move to the Bahamas to have a good time sipping coconut juice and getting massages from ladies in Bikinis. How long before i run? It could be 6months, 1 year, 4 years, or even planing to run now, just know i would run.

Now, those at the top of the pyramid(the first set of people to join the scheme) might not lose their money and would keep getting their return on investement but those at the bottom, err, i don't really know. So my question is do you really know your position on the pyramid? ''Are you really that daft to invest your money in something that is not sustainable? because well since others are getting money from it you would too.


wow, summary of the long sentence above...,

1. You invest, you might and might not be paid

2. Your money is not used for any business, your interest is paid from the money of others like you who also invested.

3. You have friends who have been paid?, soon you might start crying with those friends.

4. Don't mind any shitty term used on the site, a ponzi scheme is a ponzi scheme. Just know the pattern.


But wait, there is something else i need to say....,

yorex2011:


I really hope people don't commit suicide at the end.
Everybody going round talking ideology this, ideology that lol.

Purewater business sef is better than this. Imagine buying bags at 100 naira and selling retail per bag @ 150. That's 50 percent gain.
And you know your not milking anyone.

I'd choose purewater business anyday over this lazy man's crap.

Even sports betting may be better, 1.30 odds is just too easy. You can comfortably and consistently make 100 percent profit monthly sef lol

academics1:

Russia and China had bad experience with MMM and banned them. Now they have come to milk Nigeria dry. The National Assembly should wake up to their responsibility. Many people are gullible and could be destroyed by this sweet poison
better if this info is moved to front page

raindrop99:

Yea, its done every year. i will let u knw when registration starts next year

folarinMA:
pls what time are you scheduled for screening 2mr?.