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@Missy B you convince me first that there is a God [quote author=Missy B link=topic=169057.msg2773049#msg2773049 Quit waitin for prove brotha for prove denies faith and witout faith its difficult in christendom.[quote][/quote]well i need to see proof before i can have belief and then faith ok |
bettes:well i wasn't referring to you personally but to the post and besides am not a priest or priestess am an atheist |
xsay how many of our spurs players are on international duty? I know we have two playing for croatia, one playing for wales and i think two in the current england squad. |
Missy B:How do you know that theres only one God? Have you met him? Thats your own opinion because there are many Gods some of these Gods like the Hindu God has been around along time before your God of the bible. |
I think i really enjoyed reading this two page commercial for facebook i think am going to join now |
@post what a man should do and what a man shouldn't do, won't stop him from doing what he wants to do |
The post is asking a simple question. Do you believe in God? Can you please specify which God you are referring too? Is it the Hindu God, the Muslim God, the Buddhist God, the Seek God, the Rastafarian God, the Shinto God or is it any of our traditional West African Gods? Be specific please. |
Three Heads of States went to hell, Tony Blair, Bush, and Obasanjo. Tony asked the devil if he could make a call to England to see if the >Country is running ok, he made the call, and he stayed on the call for 5 minutes. Satan told him that the bill is 5 million dollars. >Bush also asked if he could call the US, he stayed on the call for 8 >Minutes; it cost him $8 million dollars. >OBJ said he wanted to call Nigeria, he spent 2 HOURS on the call then >He asked Satan how much was the bill, he replied, $1 >dollar; he asked, how cum afta mi stay longa dan Blair an Bush. >Satan replied, calling from hell to hell is a local call is not expensive, |
ok am a songwriter with a small home recording studio. If i join facebook would i be able to find good singers thru the facebook network? |
fine-apple was he like this before you both got married? Or did he just change gradually like some men do after the wedding? Well whatever the answer its sounds like the beginning of the end of your marriage too me. |
@Balexi they are meant to be religious jokes Duhh! ![]() |
mazaje:good answer mazaje |
In her moment of madness she stabs her husband in the neck, which means she intentially wanted to kill him. Now even if shes get off lightly she's a single mother for life. Theres no winner in this case. |
@post Is the girlfriend some kind of semi literate who would have to kill her boyfriend over minor misunderstandings? I hope u keep us posted so we can findout the actual reason behind the stabbing |
If that did happen here in england it would have the national headlines. They should make cuttimg off of manhood mandatory law for this kind of offence. I hope he rots in jail. |
I don't think Tunde is cheating either but i don't understand how Tunde can be very good friends with Tope right from time and have Bukky as his girlfriend when really it should be Tope |
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, the townspeople were in church, listening to the organ play. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years now!" |
Orumba$89 So wheres the logic in starting this thread then? ![]() |
YES! HUXLEY ![]() |
KarmaMod:if he was under a new name we'd know by the way he writes |
KarmaMod:nferyn hasn't been active for over 2 years now |
ENGINEER How u wan ENGINEER sistawoman to come naija? 0r u go ENGINEER yourself go yankee to block am? |
sick joke |
Jesus make land quick quick oh its been over 2000 years now and when i see you i'll believe you exist |
mafolayomi:you can't come to nairaland with a serious problem like this and not have time to come and check the advice we.ve been giving |
@xsay i just saw the video. David Bentley dey do like small pipkin for skysports |
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, the townspeople were in church, listening to the organ play. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone was evacuated from the Church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years!" |
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. Surprised, he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books?" "Well," said the orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother." |
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are your Christian or Buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, Me too! Are your Episcopalian or Baptist? He said, "Baptist!" I said, "Wow! Me too! Are your Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord? He said, Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are your Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off. |
fine-apple what is he always nagging about and what seems to be causing the problems? |
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