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What about accommodation

Moneychester united

See bad market

Nigeria and meaningless ministries are like garri and kulikuli

All these fake news everywhere, why is the rice not available in our markets abi na devil dey chop the rice?

Ọmọ this one na another food for naijas scammars o

Oya it's prayer time, but this time around, our prayers are against buhari, dogara and saraki for the hardship in town

That guy Fayose is just an uncivilised primitive ape.

NATIONALPASTOR:
NO SIR, I EXPECTED YOU TO DO EXACTLY WHAT YOU JUST DID.

BITTER SOULS FROM THE USSUAL OSU OF NIGERIA.

THE REAL ENEMIES OF IGBOS ARE YORUBAS AND NOT THE HAUSAS.

Are you people not tired of making enemies everywhere? Just you people alone having enemies everywhere around-deluded souls

Even if this is true, you expect us to jump up for that? Arrant nonsense

This op must be very very on osogbo weed for posting wrong information and date with an authentic source. Idiot

Jimi okechukwu agbaje. See his spartacus head again.
Thank God you did not bobo us into voting you. Ipob and Biafra would have ruined our LAGOS for us. Ọmọ àlè jatijati.
AMBO......... the best performing governor in Nigeria.
The Lagoon is still available for Ipob ooo

It's just a matter of time before empty N start begging customers to come back to their network...
Hey op! The increase and gain actually belongs to GLO NOT AIRTEL
**** According to the report, Globacom had 26,628,065 customers surfing the net in June, showing an increase of 272,674 from its May’s record of 26,355,391.

It also said that Airtel Nigeria network recorded a rise of users with 17,325,423 internet users in the month of June, as against 17,280,089 customers in May.

The records, therefore, showed that Airtel Nigeria network users increased by 45,334 in the month of June.******** abi you no sabi simple mathematics ni?

Team glo #2500 for 10.3 gig
Glo tí take over

Though I don't buy into any religious involvement in education, but on this, what's so ever is good for the goose is also good for the gander

Even foolish fools wouldn't have believed you, so no need for apologies

The world best paddler, may we never be DOGARISE again.

Not surprised at all. After that man called David Mark assumed office as the chairman Senate Committee on observation, he migth as well be observing it.

The cat with many lives-shekau. So he was deceived? May you never recover from your confusion

How sure are you that these pictures were taken in America? At least we saw toyin saraki photos.

Sometimes I wonder if some people do not pass through any English class at all. For goodness sake, what has AMBUSH got to do with this news?

[quote author=alabig post=47752842]Op, I will advice you to go for Techno L5.
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cremedelacreme:
The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-Niger Delta Avengers

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Biafrans

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-The US govt.
Happy holiday !!!

Too hilarious

Nicknames Nigerians call 13 state governors
Nigerians are a great people and they have a funny
way of naming things and people. They have a name for
everything under the sun. For example, they call
motorcycles, Okada.
They are very good at giving nicknames to things and even humans. The nicknames they give to people are usually as a result of something, maybe an event.
Most of the time, these nicknames eventually replace the real names.
Most Nigerian governors have already been given
nicknames and below are some of the funny names they are being addressed::
Nicknames of Nigerian governors
1. Akinwumi Ambode: He is the governor of Lagos state
and has been nicknamed ‘Quilox’, which is one of Nigeria’s
most celebrated nightclubs. He was given this name
because he’s said to frequently patronize the expensive
nightclub. This came to the limelight after someone spotted
him at the popular nightclub sometime in 2015 after he was
sworn in as governor. Others refer to him as A+
2. Rauf Aregbesola: He is the governor of Osun state and is mostly referred to as ‘Ogbeni’. He took up the title of Ogbeni, the Yoruba word for mister in 2010. He is also
fondly called ‘Baba Kabiru’ owing to the fact that his first child is named Kabiru.
3. Ayodele Fayose: The governor of Ekiti state is mostly
referred to as the ‘Stomach Infrastructure’ governor
because he believes in feeding his people and is always
sharing food items. He is the most controversial governor.
Fayose made the term, stomach infrastructure popular in
Nigeria’s political dictionary.
4. Abiola Ajimobi: The governor of Oyo state is called ‘Eji’
because of his gap-tooth. The word ‘EJi’ is the Yoruba
translation of gap-tooth.
5. Rochas Okorocha: Some Igbos call the Imo state
governo ‘Okoro Hausa’ because they are of the opinion
that he has given himself to Hausa Fulani as an instrument
of destruction against the restoration of Biafra and for the
total islamization of Biafra land.
6. Ifeanyi Okowa: The Delta state governor is referred to
as ‘Opolo Eye’ by some people. This is because he has big
eye balls. “Opolo” is the Yoruba translation for toad.
7. Mallam Nasir El Rufai: The Kaduna state governor is
referred to as ‘Mai Rusau’ and ‘Hell-Rufai’ which means
The Demolisher. This is because of his actions when he was
Nigeria’s FCT Minister and there were so many demolitions
in Abuja and likewise in Kaduna where he is the current
state governor.
8. Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi: The governor of Enugu state got the
name ‘Cry Cry Baby’, following his shedding of tears when
he visited Ukpabi, Nimbo, in Uzo-Uwani local government
area of the state after they were attacked by Fulani
herdsmen.
9. Abdulfatah Ahmed: the Kwara state governor is called
‘Omoodo Saraki’ (Saraki’s House Boy).
10. Abdullahi Ganduje: The governor of Kano state is
referred to by residents of the state as ‘Mijin Hajiya’ and
‘Me Barci’. Mijin Hajiya because of his wife’s influence on
him or Me barci because he frequently sleeps in public
functions.
Some past governors also have nicknames that have stuck.
11. Rotimi Amaechi: The former Rivers state governor was
given the name ‘Lion of Ubima’ following his fallout with
ex-president Goodluck Jonathan and the Peoples
Democratic Party. Some also referred to him as the ‘Judas
of Ubima’ for betraying Jonathan and teaming up with the
ruling All Progressives Congress.
12. Adebayo Alao-Akala: The former governor of Oyo state
was called the ‘Bleaching governor’ during his tenure
because of his obvious light skinned complexion.
13. Asiwaju Bola Tinubu: The former governor of Lagos
state is better known as ‘Jagaban’, a title which has gained
prominence, especially among his numerous followers and
political allies.
Do you know other governors with nicknames?

Fayose will be like, shit this old man is too rigid for my blackmails. Kemi adeosun don shoot Bros A. Y

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Thank God this is not oyo or osun state. Ipod would have descended on it like angry aliens

Arguably the best yoruba /nigerian musician to live. His songs are classy and timeless. Even the' ageros' whenever they are in their right senses do listen to him. God bless you sir for contributing to our proper upbringing. Happy birthday the chief commander

Well done