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The cat with many lives-shekau. So he was deceived? May you never recover from your confusion

How sure are you that these pictures were taken in America? At least we saw toyin saraki photos.

Sometimes I wonder if some people do not pass through any English class at all. For goodness sake, what has AMBUSH got to do with this news?

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The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-Niger Delta Avengers

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Biafrans

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-The US govt.
Happy holiday !!!

Too hilarious

Nicknames Nigerians call 13 state governors
Nigerians are a great people and they have a funny
way of naming things and people. They have a name for
everything under the sun. For example, they call
motorcycles, Okada.
They are very good at giving nicknames to things and even humans. The nicknames they give to people are usually as a result of something, maybe an event.
Most of the time, these nicknames eventually replace the real names.
Most Nigerian governors have already been given
nicknames and below are some of the funny names they are being addressed::
Nicknames of Nigerian governors
1. Akinwumi Ambode: He is the governor of Lagos state
and has been nicknamed ‘Quilox’, which is one of Nigeria’s
most celebrated nightclubs. He was given this name
because he’s said to frequently patronize the expensive
nightclub. This came to the limelight after someone spotted
him at the popular nightclub sometime in 2015 after he was
sworn in as governor. Others refer to him as A+
2. Rauf Aregbesola: He is the governor of Osun state and is mostly referred to as ‘Ogbeni’. He took up the title of Ogbeni, the Yoruba word for mister in 2010. He is also
fondly called ‘Baba Kabiru’ owing to the fact that his first child is named Kabiru.
3. Ayodele Fayose: The governor of Ekiti state is mostly
referred to as the ‘Stomach Infrastructure’ governor
because he believes in feeding his people and is always
sharing food items. He is the most controversial governor.
Fayose made the term, stomach infrastructure popular in
Nigeria’s political dictionary.
4. Abiola Ajimobi: The governor of Oyo state is called ‘Eji’
because of his gap-tooth. The word ‘EJi’ is the Yoruba
translation of gap-tooth.
5. Rochas Okorocha: Some Igbos call the Imo state
governo ‘Okoro Hausa’ because they are of the opinion
that he has given himself to Hausa Fulani as an instrument
of destruction against the restoration of Biafra and for the
total islamization of Biafra land.
6. Ifeanyi Okowa: The Delta state governor is referred to
as ‘Opolo Eye’ by some people. This is because he has big
eye balls. “Opolo” is the Yoruba translation for toad.
7. Mallam Nasir El Rufai: The Kaduna state governor is
referred to as ‘Mai Rusau’ and ‘Hell-Rufai’ which means
The Demolisher. This is because of his actions when he was
Nigeria’s FCT Minister and there were so many demolitions
in Abuja and likewise in Kaduna where he is the current
state governor.
8. Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi: The governor of Enugu state got the
name ‘Cry Cry Baby’, following his shedding of tears when
he visited Ukpabi, Nimbo, in Uzo-Uwani local government
area of the state after they were attacked by Fulani
herdsmen.
9. Abdulfatah Ahmed: the Kwara state governor is called
‘Omoodo Saraki’ (Saraki’s House Boy).
10. Abdullahi Ganduje: The governor of Kano state is
referred to by residents of the state as ‘Mijin Hajiya’ and
‘Me Barci’. Mijin Hajiya because of his wife’s influence on
him or Me barci because he frequently sleeps in public
functions.
Some past governors also have nicknames that have stuck.
11. Rotimi Amaechi: The former Rivers state governor was
given the name ‘Lion of Ubima’ following his fallout with
ex-president Goodluck Jonathan and the Peoples
Democratic Party. Some also referred to him as the ‘Judas
of Ubima’ for betraying Jonathan and teaming up with the
ruling All Progressives Congress.
12. Adebayo Alao-Akala: The former governor of Oyo state
was called the ‘Bleaching governor’ during his tenure
because of his obvious light skinned complexion.
13. Asiwaju Bola Tinubu: The former governor of Lagos
state is better known as ‘Jagaban’, a title which has gained
prominence, especially among his numerous followers and
political allies.
Do you know other governors with nicknames?

Fayose will be like, shit this old man is too rigid for my blackmails. Kemi adeosun don shoot Bros A. Y

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Thank God this is not oyo or osun state. Ipod would have descended on it like angry aliens

Arguably the best yoruba /nigerian musician to live. His songs are classy and timeless. Even the' ageros' whenever they are in their right senses do listen to him. God bless you sir for contributing to our proper upbringing. Happy birthday the chief commander

Well done

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The monthly holy ghost service of the redeemed Christian Church of God took a new dimension as the popular Yoruba musician king sunny Ade and his band took the mic to perform live. The legendary musician did some of his popular tracks that got many of the congratulations enthralled as they rushed towards the choir stand to catch a closer view of him and take pictures.

Oliseh is just a failure and coward. Case closed

Oliseh is just a failure and coward. Case closed

Oliseh is just a failure and coward. Case closed

Some times when you read news from Nigeria, you are either disillusioned or sad to ask why is everything upside down in the country

Mr Fashola is becoming increasingly annoying and provocative recently

These binnis are mere renegades

DAAR COMMUNICATIONS HUMILIATED AT LAST. shame on PDP, dokpesi and their gullible fans

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Is this really true? Russia?

Igbo kwenu. They drew the first blood and latter cried genocide.

Egbon David, if na the car you want, come and take it o

We know Biafra is a fraud.

Some people will definitely die of Tribalism. They keep hating unnecessarily. Chai... Deris God o

South West obviously started developing before others that is why they set the pace however some other regions will catch up in some years time if properly planned. American states are not developed equally either.
Note: Lagos shouldn't be separated from the south Western states because if the aborigines didn't set the platform, the development wouldn't have been concentrated there

When you see Fashola or Ambode on tv, ask them. You too will shout eko òní baje ooo.