₦airaland Forum

thebigkendo:
like seriously? Honda Key opened Toyota? no wonder dem dey thief that particular Toyota anyhow and i heard it doesn't come Immobilizer

for real bro! that's my experience. no it doesn't have immobilizer, it's '99 model now, haba

alBHAGDADI:
Oyinbo and madness. This is elevating cannibalism o! If Nigeria Police should find this inside of your car, the beating you will receive will be too much.

But the cake go sweet sha.

walahi, the beating will be so much that by the time the police finally discovers its a cake, you would have been irreparably deformed!

Shout Up your deceitful mouth there kwankwaso. when it was favouring you we did not hear you come and wail in the media. shame on you!

Five times car key has been locked in '99 camry. On two different occasions - honda civic and honda accord keys opened the door!!! Three other times, had to go get spare cut key.
Very annoying experience indeed!

Their mumu don do for Venezuela that was why they came out en masse.
Anytime our mumu do for Naija, that's the unavoidable path we have to toe.
The Arabs toed it (the Arab spring) and most Arab nations now have democracy (Tunisia, Egypt and the middle East). Nigerian Politicians divide Nigerians along tribal lines while uniting amongst themselves to loot the nation.

Afonjanightmare:
What about Amaechi and Tinubu

Don't mind the useless agency

The first sentence is so thought provoking!
While the adjoining sentence is very inspirational!
And the last paragraph is so funny cos i actually peed while laughing....

Truly, i cant paste, so i wont copy this

Shout up there OP and Dr Aboki.
When you want to justify poo you start quoting America.
Do for Nigerians what America does for Americans. No, you won't. Now you want to sell American history to Nigerians.
Did you and your paymasters buhari and naija leaders past not see the level of development engineered by leaders in America?
#Buhari must Resign or toe the paths of Yaradua as he desires.

You can only delay it...but can no longer deny it when it matures..

Selfish president. Corrupt, clueless, tribalistic, nepotic buhari.

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Buhari is in za oza room.

What's worth doing is worth doing well. If you eat frog, my people say, eat a very big one. China!

maasoap:
Still better than the redundant EFCC we had between 2007 and 2015. Yaradua and Jonathan completely paralysed EFCC.

Out of point.

bkool7:
If you don't like the police , whenever armed robbers attack you call another armed robber .

Sure, i will call you.

joeace2020:
Are you a child or what? The police despite being corrupt are the only people turn to when things get ffucked up

Only a child like you will think other nairalanders are children as well. Let me advice you again, Police is not your friend.

lilytender:
You are very right. Obasanjo used EFCC to fight his opponents. Jonathan used EFCC to protect his friends and co-looters while Buhari is using EFCC to discover stolen funds. You can make your choice. Even God gave us choices.

Deuteronomy 30:19
“I call heaven and earth to record this day against you, that I have set before you life and death, blessing and cursing: therefore choose life, that both thou and thy seed may live:”

stolen funds of only PDP politicians. I've made my choice about EFCC. And if you must know, ALL politicians in Nigeria are corrupt including Buhari, who wants to die in power and Magu, who has an unfinished case with DSS.

bkool7:
If you don't like the police , whenever armed robbers attack you call another armed robber .

Police is your friend? You're a learner.

What's epic about the reply? EFCC has failed to fulfil her aim and objective (if any) in Nigeria. They're the incumbent's official political police.

Story

Come to think of it. Whenever bubu is incapacitated in his sick bed naijeriya takes one right step. Are u sure he knows mazi kanu is out? Better wife. And two shall become one.

Histopathology

Anatomy (Brachial Plexus and other plexuses..)

Shame on ISTANDWITHBUHAR madridguy OmenkaLives sarrki and co. And the moderator that banned me.

Great!

madridguy:
Ride on Sai Baba.

Ride on to his 6 feet abi? Shame on you!

Easier said than done! But its worth doing in the long run..

How do I get the third brown slippers from the first post after the second black sandal? Any WhatsApp number I can reach you wit?

Aren't they for sale?

Buhari's administration has recorded more SUICIDES than any other in the history of our great country, Nigeria. Buhari is a presidential misfit for the Nigerian populace. So clueless and bed ridden. He's so heartless and wicked with all his recession bound policies. Buhari why? RIP poor boy.