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Thanks sconp. I followed the address and was able to read the whole story through. Plagiarism should not be allowed to this level.

Good joke men

Thanks a million 13 volts

Thats a good one

I have done so and honestly it works especially if you on the moon.

Man u tried o. I laugh so the I forgot my name.

Nice one. Need more of this

The two children enter d boat to other side. One bting back d boat to d parent. Daddy cross d boat to other side. The chirld at other end bring back d boat o first side. The two children take d boat to other side. One brings d boat to where mama is. She take d boat to other side. The child at other side take boat back to first side. D two children take d boat to meet d parent.

Yeah.this funny

This funny and creative

Yoruba said ORO TOKUN TONTERIN. Very sad but accompanied with laughter.

nice jokes all the way.

Thanks so much Efe. I enjoy ur jokes. They make my day.

A couple from America went together with wife’s mother to Jerusalem on vacation. The old woman developed sickness and died. The husband was told of consequences of either to carry the deadbody back to America or to bury it in Jerusalem. The cost to America is $35,000 and to bury in Jerusalem is $2,700.
The man opted to move the body to America. The mortuary attendant was surprised and said ‘you must have love your mother in-law so dearly to have wanted to spend so much’
The man replied. ‘Look this not a matter of love. I heard story of a man here about 2000 years ago that died and rose up the third day. I just don’t’ want that to happen to her’

How would I not be winning HO task if mantee is given answer scripts of my fellow Nairalanders and asked to mark them. I would not show the scripts to the viewers so nobody would know actual scores. Our Biggie (Seun) would then ask me who scored the highest. I will say MANTEE.
TK can't be HO always. We will get him one day,

Tampico yuo are welcome. Can't wait for your reports and analysis. LC ,thanks I don't need to go anywhere since you are there for all of us that are lovers of BB3 on nairaland. Spora, Spora, Spora! I called you three times. No answer! OK Sorry Spora1 please try something so that we can all smile small , missing your funny side of analysis. Lets support UTI our homeboy.

Thank God, LC and the new Spora called Spora1 are now getting active. I will be a bit more delightful if they can 'advertise' BB3 on this thread and limit the business discussion to yahoo chat or mail. Abi? Salsera I no speak well?

Chei I don die. LC hit by job and can't write as before, Tampico out of touch, Spora has undegone a metamorphosis to become Spora1 (coutersy of Seun) and hence a passive Nairalander. Mantee can only read can't write a report as required by Seun.
Adechuks, Salsera etc what can we do arrest this situation?

Thanks LC, Tampico etc for your analysis.  Please where is Spora.  I am missing his Funny  side of reporting.

Yes God is for all religions
God has no name except the name you what to call Him according to your faith and religion.

Death is like abandoning your old suit after u discovered that it is longer useful to u. To know what’s happen after death, study a school program for its students. A school normally has a uniform. The student obtains a uniform, decides to attend the school. Learned and tested. If he passed he is promoted if not he repeats.
This world called earth is your school. Your uniform is your physical body now. You will discard it after it is no longer useful to u. U will go home (heaven, astral planes, spirit world whatever name u what). Your real self is your spirit which inhabits your physical body. After death u will leave your physical body on earth and your spirit goes home.
In Spirits’ world you will be met by those that are of close frequency or in harmony with u. They will help u adjust to the conditions of your home because earth environment makes spirit to forget its ‘home’ while on earth. These spirits will help u to know whether u pass your school exam (allotted task) or not. This is by making u remember your initial aim of going down to earth and also to see your past life on earth. Please note nobody judges you, you judge yourself.
Depending on the degree of your spiritual evolution (grade u had in your school) if u passed (accomplished your task) u will move to next class which could be more tasks on earth (or another physical world) or residing at higher astral plane for a meanwhile.

Yes Oga Olabowale. I was refereing to political sharia not real Islamic Sharia that has been in existence in Nigeria.

Thats u spora. love the way u take up issue in a lighter mood. Yes sharia issue was political. It is sick now. In a year or so it will die, then bury before the end of this adminstration. It may bounce back if we have another Christian as president

There was no way we could have defeated Ivorian team yesterday. Please mention a player among out team that could match current record of Drogba, Kalou or even Eboue. What could have worked out for us is team spirit which is a bit lacking. Aggressive upfront could have help too. Again this we lack. Whats left for us is to fight like wounded lion, forget the free flowing pathern and be aggressive in attacking and be cordinated in the midfield and defence.

I thonk this Yelwa riot is political.

I have a personal experience with EFCC. My conclusion about them is that they do their work diligently without compromise at first. They investigate and know exact true. No guess work. They always tried to avoid court if the case is between two parties with no crime intent like in my case. At no time bribe was mentioned but there was a[i]ppreciation [/i] though at the end.

The answer is NO and YES. No if your ideal of Christianity is for born-again and Jesus is only way stuff. Yes if you evolved spiritually to know that Christ is the image one has to develop to make heaven. An evolved being can not differentiate one religion to another and cannot make a difference from one prophet to another. When one has attained Christ consciousness he sees Christ everywhere he turned to for he knows that Christ is everywhere. He does not judge non does he condemn somebody.
Evolvement in Spirit does not mean adherence to tenets of one particular religion although religion is set up to help human being to attain Christ consciousness, being Hindu or Buddhism or Islam. Let everybody rejoice. God has not condemned anyone. One day you will attain that stage where you will know Christ in real term not has been portrayed. You will be surprised that a Sango worshipper has attained Christ consciousness and a pastor that’s claiming miracles has not. You will also be surprised that you do not need heaven but GOD himself that created everything

How Tatiana become HOH
From mnet web site

“Ofunneka is the first to hug Tatiana when it becomes obvious that Tatiana made the most hits”
Tatiana is the new Head of House. Taking her shots, she has16 hits out of 20, making her the Housemate with the highest number of hits. She becomes the Head of House for the second time

After an argument session on who goes first, Richard is the first up and he scores 10 hits. Next is the Angolan Housemate [Tatiana] who makes 16 hits in a record time. On the overall, Code is the closest to Tatiana with 15 hits. Maureen has 11 hits while Ofunneka manages to make 10 hits.

At the end of the Task, Ofunneka is the first to hug Tatiana when it becomes obvious that Tatiana made the most hits. Code looks at Tatiana, smiles and says "You are a soldier

To all
too busy to make comment but I enjoy all your posts.  Thanks all
Mantee