₦airaland Forum

mznel:
Op you must be very stupid. Seems if you don't attacth mmm to.your posts you won't make sense again. Is mmm on a .ng domain
Nonsense.

I don't see why people should attack mmm.. D haven't shut down. [b]D have stayed months
Defied odds.

[/b]I know this mods cos they have work that Pay them. Won't allow odaz make money in peace.
Pls leave mmm for us oo..
Mmm is now synonymous with snake in nairaland.
Mmm is back. Take.it or leave it

That's how real scammers do. They stay and frustrate you. After all Na donation and its your spare money

ChappyChase:
Na so them take spoil my Bro three apple laptops

No apple laptop will spoil with their intensity of manhandling,
Apple is built to last and it will handle all this shock.
Something else happened to your bro apple.

Jalubarika:
No doggy.
No knee to do Lagos--Kampala

Not funny. Try something else.

EMriss:
guy wetin dat stomach do u

Muhehhehehehehe

Sharming95:
hmmm......baba God plz don't let poverty be my portion 2 d extent i'll b prostrating flat 2 a follow man lyk me dat isn't ma God.....baba plz hear ma prayer..... Ameen

You must be a correct muslimah.
A Muslim friend never postrate to anyone except his creator. #iRespectYourStand.

This man still forcefully and manage to finish his tenure.


This should be on a front page lalasticlala

SalamRushdie:
So because he has 10 God wags he is now corrupt ..I hope y'all know that it was under Buhari that God wagon started costing over 70 million naira .Any business man that had an annual revenue of over 200 million nair can infact afford same..I am sure this must be for sale or they had an event

guy, Benz AMG 65 cost 75m. This is 10 excluding the Gold plated. We are talking about 5bn naira sir.

Chuddy is in Philippines abi and there is a speculation of earthquake?

My lil man.

dollyjoy:
How can a supposed '39' years old man be this silly and irrational Your mates have given birth to children the girl's age

#Respect this comment. Don't mind that paedo.

ovieigho:
I used to ask my self why people embark on such risky journey even with 500k? Until I listened to my friend who just crossed over to Italy from Libya. According to him he said after safe crossing,the Italia authority will automatically take them in while they along with UN give them monthly stipend till they get their full ' papers'

So you think it worth it?

how much does she pays to get the fp?

ipreach:
I have been thinking since afternoon because of somethings I have being experiencing. I had a pregnant colleague in the office whom I always tell that she was carrying a baby boy in her womb but she blatantly told me that scam showed that it was the opposite but I refuse to accept the scam result, reason being that anytime I saw her I feel the presence of a boy.

Guess what.

Today she called that my prophesy has came to pass. She has given birth to a handsome BBB.

This is the fourth time I am predicting the gender in a pregnant woman and non has failed.

I have also predicted events, different type of sporting activities and all have been perfect.

My question now is.

Have I been called by God to be a prophet or is it just normal to other people?

Should I go and open a prophetic ministry?

Please, advice me.

Guy, lets start doing sporting business together, you need to be spirit filled if u wanna go the ministry lane.

Deeypeey:
is dat a real gun?
it looks sick...I mean d gun

That's a round locally moulded pistol.

saint7000:
Afonjas and ritualism are like 5 and 6....inseparable! I'm the this Afonja ritualist is on Nairaland jumping from one IPOB thread to another. SMH

The name of the okada rider is not mentioned. Cant you read and understand again?

brasilia:
married but traditional and church, nice wedding, dated for 5years, been married for 6 years

Bro, don't confront the said man, don't ask your wife about anything concerning the text you see. She will tell you what transpired later if only you can keep calm, show her TLC "Tender Loving Care" after a longer time to this incident, call her and asked what led to the text. Tell her how you both started, how much you love her and how much she meant to you. After this time, try to be more romantic.

Brasilia, since when have you been married?
Do you married her officially, like church or registry?
Did you have a long relationship lets say 5 - 7 yrs before you married her officially?

Bro, this could be the beginning if care is not taken.

HarkymTheOracle:
Nawa o...
See wetin negligence by naija authorities dey cause.. Speed boat without life jacket.

RIP mr Valentine...

We attach so much importance to this useless NYSC. Its a waste of time andtoo much senseless death! So very sad for this young man. RIP.

This guy never dull, his/her sense of humor is 10/10.

Back Hassle Aye.

The guy took overdose of manpower and d babe no show. He had cardiac arrest as a result.

I know I wont see comments like "Afonja, brown roof republic".

I don tell am before, that thing don commot South West enter South South.


Oya where are the Tribal Warlord.


Food Iyaff Ready.

wayne4loan:
between awo that commit suicide after been ravaged by uncircumcised fulanis and ikemba that spends all of his father fortune just to liberate his people ... Pls who is the real coward?

Hahahahaha.
I'm afonja no like awo, his community is very underdeveloped so don't think I'm fighting tribal war. Ike-eba on the other hand is very clueless, was he thinking that he would win the almighty federal might? I just pity those who was brainwashed and died for nothing. RIP to those who will still die for the course.

After driving Honda Irumole for years, my friend tasted the power of ordinary Camry 2.2.0 and he testified to the sweetness of the car. No biggie in manual transmission though.

wayne4loan:
I heard awolowo drank rat poison after his fulani masters raped him in jail without condom

What's your evidence sir?
The thing pain you shaar.
Your Ike-eba is a coward.
He died many times before his final death.
Typical coward death.

I only pity Namidi kanu.
By the time they release him, na Sai Baba go full his mouth.

My fone is never a problem but my contact.

That thing don dey leave SW go SS.

Buraimohjoseph:
It is not even within the jurisdiction of the Nigerian Police to demand for car documents

Even if there has been a reported theft that matches the car you're driving?

falzthebadguy:
when you run out of ideas of what next to add to a vehicle, and there are no suggestions, you go back and start from the beginning again.

I love this comment.

I had a funny experience at Ogun state old orientation camp at Sagamu.

I literarily walk over a green white green pavement and the officer said I should start frog jump. I asked why and he refuses to talk else I do the frog jump.

I was furious when her assistant told me it was because I marched on Nigeria.

The same pavement their tangerine seller sat and placed her tray... I told the officer to decamp me as I wont frog jump.