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Juliet11111:
Hello nairalanders. I've got a very
surprising scenario here. I graduated
with this old classmate of mine two
years ago. Although he came out with a
'not too good' grade, he refused doing
his clearance and just did
reconciliation, he bribed the HOD's
secretary and she forwarded his name
for youth service, With the help of a
staff at exams and records he was able
to get a forged statement of result. he
has been working in a federal university
since then.

The last time I called him he said he
would still go and do his clearance and
collect his original SOR.

My question is this, how come this guy
has been able to work for two whole
years in a federal institution with a
forged statement of result?.

See stewpid Nigerian Question.
Na we you wan ask so that you can also forge a result abii?

Anyway na badu belle dey worry you.

philGeo:
I see you, 14 not a big deal.

Ok o.

yazz09:
This is a python not a deadly snake. It's actually friendly if we don't attack it.

Please Nigerians learn how to differentiate between species of animals.

This snake doesn't have a venom, but if on self defence it can bite you. But it's bite is not dangerous.

In fact, to buttress your claim, baby python like the one op killed doesn't get aggressive AT ALL because their sense of defense mechanism is still ZERO until after 16weeks. That snake can't kill a rat yet, talkless of human. I could have captured it and donate to my Alma Mata and name it's cage after my name, department and matric number, just a token in donation will be required to feed it in a year.

African queen, originally written by Airforce1 and sang by 2baba.

[size=60pt]SCAM[/size]

This is why LGBT are agitating for a right, imagine how this little boy/girl is being embarrassed.

agentofchange1:
let the glass cup =x

red tea cup =y

blue tea cup =z

now from above information


=> 3x=24 : => x=24/3=8

then y+x=25. ;=> y=25-8 =17

=> y-z=11 ; => 17-z=11 ; => z= 17-11= 6

hence x+y+z = 8+17+6 = 31

that's it man ..

and you do all this in 10 sec abii?

She will be exposed to serious skin infection in some years to come... The rate at which the ozone layer is being depleted, no sane human will want to remove his/her skin pigment for fashion sake.

lygn19:
Southwest again. Mumu people.

Aja nio je enu/owo e.

One resources that is readily available for Boko-Are-Ram is MANPOWER.


Many almanjiris will choose to die for a loaf of bread that to live for a better 2moro.


How do you stop this?


Wipe out a large number of them.... and look tough at ICC!

Wonder why Jonathan Appointed Sambo Dasuki?

Seize my kpali for Wetin? Na dia money I use collect am?


At OP, lemme teach you something.


Get some jobless youth, you might need a politician in your ward to get those boys, buy placard for them with many inscriptions and storm their High Commission.


Bring Back Our Passport go do.

Born2eatPussy:
In countries like the USA every vehicle goes to inspection every 12 months.
In Nigeria, you can drive your vehicle without lights, wipers & people don't even have car insurance in Nigeria.

Why their vehicles no go dey burn everyday ??

Your Moniker eeh!

Place your advert here.

adonbilivit:
chai! I hope I am appointed this time...make me Nigerian ambassador to #Heaven. I wan go heaven with private jet

We still love you, pls don't die yet.

How do we get here?

How will the baby boi cope with the near future stigma... when he realised the circumstances behind his birth and discovered that he came into existence as a result of 2 mighty useless gays.

This world is sick.

This is the reason I still maintain my friendship with Mallam Musa.

I don't know who is older.

This pic or Methusela

One word for you when you dress like a this to rape others of their life!

Oh! Lord, this could be me.

When dem no kill, you say dem be PMB boys, now that they are out doing their normal terror, you dey criticise the govt.

We used to sing a song back then, it says;

Ori mii koor, Eleda mii koor o,

Ori mii koor ohun ti o da o,

Eleda mii koya!

eeh, egbe orin, eyin omo ijo mimo.











Ore re ti mu ogede ninu osho.

If you know what it means.


He ought not to be asking u what to do,
He should have done it, infact, overdo it and calls you to come and bail him.



Chai!


Na kind dudes dey say GEJ is clueless.

Hmmmm. This kind thing happened to me. I housed 3 ladies during their preparation for PUTME, I literally left my room for them. So after the session break, one of them came back for a holiday and planned to stay till another session start so she could just resume together with us and we stayed together. I took her like a sister, she do the cooking, washing and the likes, I did not make any advances and believe me, when her 2 friends resumes session together, they all make jest of me saying all sort of things like i'm not up to the task and co, me wey be say na only boxer my CGPA dey wear...

Moral of the story... enter the place and do like 2face cos that's what everyone will be thinking. It will pain you more if you no browse her website and she start making jest of you afterwards!

Godskidmidas:
I'll just go and cook indomie and egg. I can't start eating goat that is making fun of me

That thing look like a cat. Goat head dey big pass this.

The source of Ms Okoro should be questioned!


5m just like that when persin never see 150k to pay rent!

Na him type dey rape small small pikins