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jbdasilva:
Hello guys, it another edition of the My Experience Segment on our Blog.. I was told this gist by a colleague, I managed to put all what I was told in writing just for you guys. Enjoy gist below.

This my colleague sister is married, she has two kinds, Twins. A Boy and a girl that are both 2 years of age. Her sister is in her late trimester so she need someone around to help her out considering the fact that her husband is not stable at home due to work. They decided to get a house girl. Someone referred a girl to them and they took her in as their own, also they quickly accepted her because they needed a hand to help take care of the twins because her sister will soon put to bed.

The house girl is a 10 YEAR OLD GIRL.. When she moved in with them, she always looks at her madam protruding tummy with an evil eye. The husband always notices this but he always wave’s it off. It is not as if her madam is wicked towards her. Her job is just to help bath the twins and keep them company because the woman is in her last month of delivery.

This my colleague sister gave birth to her baby and the child died. She was devastated, but God knows best. Anytime a strong man of God or someone that is spiritually strong comes into their house, they will feel the presence of a strange spirit in their home, immediately this their 10yr old maid will leave whatever she is doing and she will come to the palour to where they are, her presence will make those visitor to forget whatever they wanted to say about their strange feeling about their house.

One day the woman bath her twins herself, she dressed them up and told the maid to keep them company while she goes to get something across the street. Immediately she came back, she met the boy crying. She asked the maid what happened to the boy, the maid “Aunty I don’t know o, me I did not do anything o” the woman saw that her maid skirt was loosed and she asked “why is your skirt loosed?” and she quickly said “ Aunty nothing oh, I went to we-we”. The woman took her twins to her room, immediately she wanted to lock the door, this her 10 year old maid, quickly ran into her room and out of anger she slapped the girl, did I call you she asked her? She pushed her out of the room and then she locked the rom.

As a mother she then pet the crying boy and then she calmly asked him, “why are you crying? And the little boy said “Mummy my we-we is paining me” her mother was like “What happened to your we-we? Why is it paining you? Who touched your we-we? The little crying boy said “it is Aunty Blessing that is always playing with my we-we? The mother asked the twin sister, “Is it true that blessing is playing with junior we-we? The girl said yes. The mother became mad and then she asked her, did she always play with your own we-we too? The small girl said no. Curiosity and anger made her to pull off her baby boy trouser and she was shocked. The little boy small Pen!s is so swollen and red.

That was when she shouted for help! She quickly took the boy to an elderly woman across their street, when she got there, she was like “mummy I want show you something, she pulled down her little boy trouser and the elder woman saw that the boys pen!s is so swollen and red and she quickly asked, what happened to him? Her mother asked the boy in the elderly woman presence “junior, what happened to your we-we? And junior replied “it is aunty blessing that is always playing with my we-we?

That was when they started Beating the maid to tell them what she has been doing with the boys peni!s that made it so swollen and red. despite all the threat and beating, this 10 year old maid refused to talk. All she kept saying is that “if una like make una kill me, I no do anytin, I no go talk anytin”

While all these drama was ongoing, the boy’s father was not around oh. He was called on phone and he rushed home from work to see his house full. He quickly went to kitchen and carried a knife; he threatened to kill the maid if she did not confess, that was when the maid confessed. She said “I did not do anything to junior, I was only fucking him, I always Bleep him anytime I like” the whole house was shocked, they asked her how she manages to do that, she said “I will hold his pen!s and I will be chuking it in my bum bum” that was when they pounced on her again and started beating her. Despite all this beating, she showed no act of remorse. That was when people started telling her "Aje ni e" (You are a witch).

She latter started bleeding, they rushed her to the hospital… After a day at the hospital, she returned home and their family pastor came visiting. He wanted to counsel the girl. He was like “why did you do something like that? You are too young for this, this people take you as their own, they are planning to enroll you in a school next term” The ten year old girl interrupted the pastor and told him “What? Wetin I do?! The woman and her husband wanted to beat her again for being rude to their pastor, the pastor told them to leave her, that she is under a strong demonic influence.

All the people that took part in beating her were faced with one misfortune or the other. This my colleague that told me this gist had a serious accident on an Okada where her knee was badly bruised. She spent almost 2 weeks at home to nurse her wound. The boy’s father whom has never been sick before was faced with a strange illness that made him a vegetable for days. Other people that took part in beating her too either had an accident or fell sick suddenly or were faced with one misfortune or the other.

How I wish I can steal the pic of this entire gist from my colleagues phone, but she will have my head if I go near her phone without permission, also she won’t want to release the pictures to me because she knows my part time job is to do Amebo on my blog. lol

So as I was saying, the pastor did a deliverance session for the twins and the entire family but he refused to pray for the 10 year old maid. He told this my colleagues sister and her husband to return the 10 year old maid to where they got her from. The man took the maid to another pastor again and immediately that pastor saw the 10 year old maid, he told them to return the girl to wherever they picked her from too. That one too refused to pray for her. That was how the maid was returned to the woman that referred her to them.

Ha! Nkan Be! So my dear Twidas, Make una dey very careful o. The devil can possess anybody irrespective of their age or gender. If you are to pick a maid or any other domestic staff, do a thorough background check about that person before welcoming them into your home so that you won’t end up bringing Doom into your home.

From: http://www.talkwithdasilva.com/2015/06/how-my-10-year-old-house-girl-was.html

Which producer is producing this movie?

Sparrow13:
I have my personalized pin number if it require 4 Digits its ****, if its 6 digits its ****** I use them on anything that require pin code, know them and you control my investment

It obviously involves your Matric No.

youngberry001:
he no thief anything but he refused to stop@the checkpoint


#and we soldiers also dislike it too

He obviously cannot afford to pay the money thrift he'll never collect.

MarvellousGod:
Since you don't love him, please stay clear.. Don't go into marriage out of pity... You have known him for over 2yrs, yet no feeling whatsoever. How sure are you it'll come after marriage?
Hopefully, he'll find someone that will love and appreciate him..



Btw, you call him poor yet still go to him for financial aid.. SMH for you. ..

I just dash u one like to make it 100LIKES.

I thought GEJ promises us so cushioning measures which includes vehicle to buttress the removal of subsidy?

great664:
Why should the media give him credit on what he didn't achieve?

Liar Muhammed the other said its too early to criticize the Dullard but it was not too late to praise and term Dhino $5million receive from USA as achievement?

That's the problem we having with them, when it comes to the they hype when fault they find excuse, they should leave the media for now and not grant any interview nor release any statement to avoid many things.

Now check the Helipad case, some how its cool and cut cost of transportation from State capital to Daura, he can do that easily without the public knowing but they choose the media and at last it backfired.

He keeps taking selfie while eating, praying, walking even when he went to West Germany there was a pic he took outside alone beside flower pot, like he was posing. His photo suppose to be from Paparazzi as First citizen so why pose for photo, with light like in studio.

Let him change those campaign post and know he is the President otherwise he won't be just a Dullard of Daura but the main Dullardhino

Imagine a kid from Ireland saying my President loves camera

laffs... but i just wonder how you knew those pictures ain't coming from the paparazzi?
You have you points and opinion which i respect for the virtue of who i am.

This one Hard o.

great664:
No offence man, its same way they use the media against GEJ by calling him clueless and drunkard same way we are attacking back.

The danger of creating a monster is that one day the monster will turn against his master.

when they were campaigning with hate they were teaching us to also hate and abuse them if they eventually win.

So this isn't about me. He is Dullardhino of Daura

Let's both give him time, the same time we gave Jonathan... "we shall set up a committee that will investigate this matter... I can give you the assurance that no stone will be left unturned... We shall investigate and bring the culprit to book. Those are Jonathan's word without action. Let's see what Buhari have to offer, his administration is still young.

Ruq:
Want kinda twisted effed up story is this. RIP Jimoh slow I lol'd at that.

Don't mock the dead for any reason. The article said he was sick when he was a kid. Such sickness retard brain cell which was why he could not find a suitor.

great664:
APC E-Warriors pls stop hyping this Dullardhino of Daura
Its not the President of FRN but the President of NSIWC so just stop the unnecessary hype of the Cow.

" The commission also said the university..................


The NSIWC, therefore, directed the university to stop..............

The commission added, “We hereby direct
the Vice-Chancellor and the Registrar to refund the
cumulative overpayments made to them"

We hereby (commission) not dulladhino...

Dullard President Dullard Followers.

I'm sure you wish to be an elder someday! Learn to respect elders and argue constructively.

Sad! Omo Bere ti Pa omo Bodija.

TANoid at it again... you need not to remind us of all this, just tell us what achievement the Otuoke General had during his 6yrs in power and maybe we can consider him come 2023.

Fruit Abuse!

Mentcee:
Bokoharri cant even guarantee security. A bloody Daura President has been elected as Nigeria's president. Madness. And the South wastes sperms keep noising about. Fools. Baba One Chance.

I can deduce from your comment that you are an educated fellow and very sane but you chose to be insane for this moment which is understandable. Now go back to the thread, open your brain and read the aspect that says his security guard connived with one other person to kill him so as to steal his car. What does it have to do with PMB?

Now if you dare spew rubbish about any tribe or People President...

Luedave:
Concerneth me not *Sipping my zobo in d latrine*

It does concern you except if you're not a Nigerian. Meanwhile that zobo you are sipping inside ya dirty latrine can land you in UCH, no say I no tell you o. Na anal fissure we see yesterday, i'm sure you're coming with your own version story of capillary poo

Yoruba Advancement Science... YAS at work.
Give him red palm oil before that tongue turn black.

Tanoids doing what they best known for, Just continu.

I don't feel a thing coz marriage is not a joke. That they've been together since the time of Adam means nothing. I'll only wish the Lady luck... She's not the first victim and certainly won't be the last victim.

Bo'se wa ni liiki lo'wan gbangba

Same DSS that Teslim Folarin used to kill Eleweomo some years back.
SSS, State Security Service..., meaning they should be working underneath just like Jack Bauer and uncover terrorist attack.

Huh

MEILYN:
I feel like dying right now.

I use to complain of a peppery sensation in my anus after defecating and blood body guarding my faeces during defecation. These I thought were normal so I didn't bother about these problems.

I thought the pains I feel after defecating were severe pains until yesterday. I remember so me days back that I ate enough Garri and Egusi soup. I kept on eating because the food was so delicious.

I went to the toilet yesterday and I spent hours trying to pass out something from my anus but I couldn't. I tried to force it out with all my strength but I had no luck. I wore rubber gloves, inserted my hands into my anus and I was able to remove some very strong faeces. I tried to force the remaining stubborn stool out but I had no luck. The pains almost killed me, so I gave up and I went on with my daily activities with stool ready to come out still in my stomach. I took about five Oranges yesterday but it hasn't helped at all. Stool Softners aren't working because the stool is ready to come out.

The problem here is that, my anus is in flames right now. I can't even force the stool out, I can't pressure my anus because the anal fissure is making it impossible for me to do that. I might die of pains if I try to push. I just sit in the toilet without trying to do anything. I sit for hours with no clue on what to do. I have tried applying vasline and kernel oil but it won't just come out. I can't force it out, the Anal fissure makes it a nightmare.

Please I need help on what to do.

Cc: lalasticlala

Hahahahahanahahahaahaha

OP pardon me for making jest of you but this is the best thread of the year... so fvcking hilarious.


Don't worry, it's part of the CHANGE we're expecting. Laffs

Slynonny:
I thought the Daura President came to fight corruption.
What is he still doing with 9 Jets?
Why not sell off 6 and retain 3.
1 for you.
1 for your commissioner sorry Vice.
1 for the Senate President and other official tour.
There has to be a clear definition of your CHANGE from Jonathan's TRANSFORMATION.
By keeping those Jets then i won't be wrong to admit that CHANGE and TRANSFORMATION are the same.

Learn how to respect elders and argue constructively.
The Daura President has seen, been to, spoken with and will be your president till 2023 if Jesus tarries. Now tell me who be your fada in this country and what recognition does he has? If I see u typing anything that portray the People's President in a bad light, I will send you to the Otuoke Gallow just like we sent your mumu paymaster. Omo alaileko.

Anger is a small Madness,
So do nothing when you are angry,
Because what you will destroy,
Will be more than what causes your ANGER.


Had I know... will be her story anywhere she is now.

Lover boy, you ought to have known your beach temperament and shouldn't have given her a chance near you after you cut the tape.

Some lady worth waiting for... while some, it's just a waste of time.

Like someone rightly said, oro buruku ohun Erin. I used to wonder if Naija can really get better shaar?

bright007:
check my post and try to comprehend my opinion.

why destroy the building when it can be used for other government functions?

That kangaroo structure was never cited in the right place but trust me cos the power of FG is unlimited that's why no agency dare stop them. If truly SURE-P is what it meant to stand for, such a shambo structure will not be erected in the middle of the highway with jobless graduate hanging around it like a motor park.

bright007:
i smell belle here ooooo......



Why not convert the building into something useful?......

So because it was GEJ that built it, it should be demolished. You should remember that it was not GEJ's money that was used in building the place but our money.

Just because of bad belle una dey waste our tax money.

APC government should continue, your clock is ticking away, Nigerians are waiting for change.

Going by its meaning, there was nothing like SURE-P and you don't expect the state government in this current dispensation to continue on this so called rubbish.

decode55:
What alliance?

Keep borders safe with what?

Rusty Ak47 rifles?

Wake up bro.

With sophisticated Oogun abenu gongo.

decode55:
Nigeria;

-1,000,000 war heads

Na lie na 160million nuclear war head.

Some M0ronic M0ron will blame PMB.

Nigerian men, na only mouth and big dicc dem get.

SammyO4real:
Qu'est ce que vo us dit? Cette website ne peux pas donne vous les textes parfait.

I give up