I have this friend, if he drinks 4 cups of water, he can vomit that exactly 4 cups of water again.

A course mate of mine, he can so lie that we named him 'Truth'

Dannonye:

I kept asking them
They too couldn't explain the science behind it
It is all cool tho
Just the post red eyes that scares me

It's all good.

olasteve19:
Tears come out of my eyes when having early morning pee...till date yeah

Wow. It's all good

Dannonye:

Lol,I wish I knew

Are you not curious to know? Enquire nau

iyke926:

It was a guy's experience that made me laugh.

This is what I found on Google, i don't think it's weird at all

Tears during laughter is not totally weird to me. You haven't experienced strong laughter?

iyke926:

It's not a weird thing to me. The last comment I made on this thread made me to shed some tears while laughing hard.

Lol.. let me check it out

Dannonye:

Lol

Could it be as a result of pain or joy? Any idea?

Dannonye:

Real tears��

That is weird. Extremely weird.

Dannonye:
I have friends that shed tears profusely when using the toilet.

Like tears? Cry ? Fluid coming out of their eyes
?
Gerrifork away joor

Shake what your doctor gave you

It's well

Harllaby:
Techno L8 plus

Lol.. funny write up on your screen

BlueBanana:
Those of you that are using nude pics as wallpaper, don't you guys give your phones to people to hold.

Lol.. I ask my self same question bro.

Blue army

Thing's people eat sha


I bet my entire account balance, this will hit front page ◉‿◉

harakiri:


You are either a sympathetic force man or you have never fallen victim to their senseless brutality... And by the way, my family is stuffed with almost every force you can think off so I think a know a WHOLE lot about what I am talking about. Your sympathy for them is the same as the pity I used to have to robbers facing an angry mob till I got robbed!!!

We have no armed forces Oga...if Nigeria goes to war with Ghana today, they will be woefully defeated. We are no longer giant of Africa and the forces today are nothing like the ECOMOG troops of yesterdays.

All these timberland wearing boy scouts are interested in is monthly alert, latest peppersoup joints and impregnating girls up and down like its going out of fashion.

Tell me I'm wrong! Just see so many embarrassing pictures of Book Haram humiliating them, tying them up like rams!!!

Smh... I have no word for you. Peace, love and light

harakiri:


Sorry to bust your bubble but brutality from armed forces in this country has become the norm. Personally, I hope he never gets seen and if he does, he should be hanging from his balls at a height of 30 feet.

Thank God you are not God.
Why wish your fellow being evil? Because his colleagues perpetrate evil, he should be cast away too? Do you know the sacrifice they are doing? You clearly have no iota of idea. You don't know. You sit at the comfort of your home while they're people in thick bushes keeping together this nation but what do you wish them in return? Evil. Smh.

ULSHERLAN:


What if he has two phones?

He didn't state that

I guess you were using Gb WhatsApp or Yo WhatsApp

But how come it's on your WhatsApp status?

"is this what your parent sent you to school to do" crew are coming




Just keep your cool and wait for more signs so as not to mistake a friendly gesture to a green light.

.

Mtn today gave out 300 free sms to all their subscriber's. maximum of 10 sms per day. You have used 3 today, your are left with 7 for today.

Mad people everywhere


Virus. Reminds me of 3 idiots

Na who get money de use account at this period

Opoor

It's well