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CelebritiesRe: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by manuelkel(m): 11:05am On Oct 10, 2025
Bahamas95:
Thank God I'm married now. I stopped chatting with Nigerian girls a long time ago, they're so boring. The only people I chat with most times are my guys and family members.

But you see white girls, they're the best. Never a dull moment with them.......They can tell you anything unlike our girls that are annoyingly secretive.

...............................................................................

One thing I have noticed about women is that they feel pained when you end up with a partner that can match them or far above them. I mean when things didn't work out between both of you because of her shakara or for whatever reason.......I'm speaking from experience.
The first chat was “Hi dear🥺” which is a bit polite. Now imagine if it was “send your account number today's my birthday.” She would have replied either accepting or rejecting.
Why did she reply after 3years?? Why not, ‘don't reply for ever?’
You see the thing is, by that period of time the lady's options had reduced by a ratio. She's now seeking for options.
Nigerian girls are awful with conversations
You can barely learn from conversing with a Nigerian lady online or offline, %85 they're all bunches of illiterates, they have no idea, no laws no theories to share, why waste my time with such conversations?
There's this LLB black female online friend of mine from France I always learn from her conversations, she's always letting me in like a transfer of neural links and multiverse facts with solid logic for analysis....good !
She tells me things about her jobs, her cases, without me even asking, she also likes when I give her my own ideas as a 2:1 graduate on philosophy and logic.
Exactly the kind of conversation I need, not.... I'm fine and you?......okay..... how was work?....thank you..... have a nice day. Everyday, everytime still nothing new to learn.
Not just going to school, infact the educated Nigerian girls are much more illiterates when they don't act like educationists .

Finally, I noticed that and that's more reason I pepe them, I've always tried as much as possible to Bleep a girl today who's much better than the one I bleeped last night. I don't settle for less and I like to see that angry gruesome expressions on their faces especially my landlord's daughters.
CelebritiesRe: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by manuelkel(m): 10:06am On Oct 10, 2025
2cribz:
Most of them are poor
One ugly thing wey I wan knack wey be teacher qey her salary no go pass 30k dey style for me.
She no get telly.no tv. Just a flat mattress and her phone
Still dey style for me.i block am asap
The other one a hair dresser dey form posh for me
Dey speak phonetics.u never travel go Ghana
U dey form sharp
I blocked her asap
Naija ladies between ages 18 to 35 still don't have sense
Not just poverty also illiteracy.
Nigerian girls are so illiterate in nature forget.
At their prime age they exhibit that illiteracy so often but nearing their stack age- they begin to realize they're worthless even though they might have been successful by then yet they still realize that.
CelebritiesRe: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by manuelkel(m): 9:56am On Oct 10, 2025
Silentgroper:
They do but mostly on face to face basis .. but you see on social media, they're so effing boring as hell ..

Their problems is dey feel a man or some guy is suppose to kick start or lead the effing conversation..
That's same as saying “Nigerian girls don't converse, only God knows their problem. They hate conversations.”
But I would go with the latter so I support the fact Nigerian girls don't converse, most times I see it like illiteracy.
Honestly to me, I see it like illiteracy..... it's not ego it's illiteracy.
CelebritiesRe: Man’s Hilarious Response After Lady Replies His DM 3 Years After by manuelkel(m): 9:52am On Oct 10, 2025
Adewale1603:
Must ladies reply every DMs

Not everyone is jobless, some people are occupied with activities, not everyone has the time for social media like that, except important stuffs
My days in high institution, if I want to get a girl's attention, I'd simply text ‘send aza today's my birthday.'
I could tell that almost %95 of girls fell for that. But just say hi dear 😂 they turn to Kardashian 🤣
CelebritiesRe: Phyno Celebrates His 39th Birthday Today by manuelkel(m): 2:17pm On Oct 09, 2025
princeade86:
ur long epistle can't erase the fact that even Phyno confirmed olamide made him blow.
Drop a video of where he said so....and I will credit you #20,000.
Seun take note !!
Foreign AffairsRe: Palestinians & Israelis Celebrate Ceasefire News (photos) by manuelkel(m): 11:27am On Oct 09, 2025
Now everybody is happy and free to associate and move around.
I don't know why it's so difficult for humanity to accept peace.....
Why ?? Omor congratulations to them, here in Nigeria we fight endless wars and our government don't give a f**k.
PoliticsRe: Court Orders Arrest Of Mahmoud Yakubu by manuelkel(m): 11:12am On Oct 09, 2025
SatoshiX:
If I hear say dem arrest am 😂 For those that might want to rejoice at this, always remember George Orwell's animal farm quote "All animals are equal but some are more equal than others"
George Orwell's ❤️ I've read ‘Animal Farm’ more than I can remember.
CelebritiesRe: Phyno Celebrates His 39th Birthday Today by manuelkel(m):
donmixc:
who be this abino from south, we don't know him here undecided undecided
He doesn't know you guys either.
princeade86:
can u name them? I only know olamide to be raising artists. He even raised phyno himself
Saying that Olamide raised Phyno sounds weir.
Firstly, the Yoruba's never liked playing single Phyno's tracks except if Olamide got ft.
We Igbos started listening to Olamide's single tracks(especially me, infact as an Igbo I had to go back to Olamide's first track “Eniduro” 2010)after his first collabo (“ghost mode” 2012) with Phyno.
Olamide earned respects from the South and East from 2012(especially the east)all because of Phyno.
The sad truth is, the westerners have less interest on Phyno's musics, but of course we do love Olamide all because of Phyno.
Imagine if the tables were to be balanced?? Imagine if the westerners returned the percentage of love we easterners have for Olamide.
Before it used to be Dagrin, when Dagrin died on 22nd April 2010, plus Phyno's features Olamide rose to limelights.
Phyno had zero interest on social lifestyle unlike Olamide who bossed up due to his social lifestyles and had a lot of collabos with other artists more than Phyno yet you can't criticize any of them or say one was better.
But believe it or not Phyno was aiming for a lot of tracks with Dagrin and not Olamide....... and you'd sound childlike if you say, “Olamide is a better artist than Dagrin. ”
Is hehuh
PoliticsRe: Lagos Indigines Protest Against Yoruba From Other States Taking Titles(Video) by manuelkel(m): 7:41pm On Oct 07, 2025
Funny sets of people grin

Why's this tribe so funny like this ? cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (2 - 1) On 4th October 2025 by manuelkel(m): 5:03pm On Oct 04, 2025
By the stats I think Liverpool might win, if we get a draw fine for us, if we win Liverpool kwanu best for us.
Up Chels!!!
CelebritiesRe: 50 Cent Trolls Diddy Ahead Of Court Ruling With Baby Oil Joke by manuelkel(m): 8:41am On Oct 03, 2025
SmartPolician:
I don't think 50 Cent has any rivalry with P. Diddy. 50 Cent went to the same party with him and realized that the guy could be having unusual sexual intercourse with the fellas. It was even more worrying because it wasn't based on their consent; it was an outright abuse.

Other people probably knew about this but they couldn't expose him because they were too scared that they were dealing with a powerful guy. But 50 Cent damned all the consequences and spoke up because he's also a powerful and dangerous guy that smiles and cracks jokes a lot.
They all know everything my guy, 50,Pack,Dre,Snoop,Jay they all knew everything Diddy was into. Pack was consistently hitting it to them.
50 can't stand the Kardashians, these are one of the most powerful families on earth , when you're fighting a very powerful family you have to pick your moments and 50 picked that moment.
After taking Pac out, 50 was on their list....50 survived multiple gunshots twice by the Kardashians we know all these but you can't let them spill out or you get body bagged someday.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Paris St Germain: UCL (1 - 2) On 1st October 2025 by manuelkel(m): 10:42pm On Oct 01, 2025
MT:
When has it become a crime for a father to show up for his own biological son?

C Ronaldo sister did it for him heaven did not fall.

How would you feel if your own father put you down for an award you never win.

Let's be real and cut these people some slacks. Its not a crime having a talented son.
It's not even about that, the way the man is so full of his son like some demigods or something.
We always know where such people career ends, he's a prospect no doubts. But the lane he's riding might not be the best.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Paris St Germain: UCL (1 - 2) On 1st October 2025 by manuelkel(m): 10:36pm On Oct 01, 2025
prinsam30:
He will definitely fade away just like neymar, the guy is too pompous and spoil for my liken
I blame his dad, I think I should blame his parents for this. Estevao Williams's parents don't condone such.
And to be honest with you Estevao is a better player .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Paris St Germain: UCL (1 - 2) On 1st October 2025 by manuelkel(m): 10:31pm On Oct 01, 2025
Angelfrost:
Na too much media hype and spotlight dey worry am...!

Same thing that almost ruined Mbappe... He is now maturing at Real Madrid.

Excess Spotlight on rising players is just bad! Period!


Imagine his idiot father saying he was robbed at the Ballon D'Or! That he was the most deserving to win it.

What rubbish!!!
I never see papa wey mumu like Yamal papa 😂😂😂 very foolish man. I get reasons for stating this, the man na wretched olodo wey God bless with a prospect son aside that, that man ego is useless.

E get ego wey person go dey get you go see tangible reasons for that.
If you watch how Estevao Williams's parents present themselves to the media you will see that this Yamal's dad is a foolish man, is a son supposed to influence a father?? I've never seen a real man get influenced by his own son.
A man that sold his dignity as a father just for funds.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Vs Paris St Germain: UCL (1 - 2) On 1st October 2025 by manuelkel(m): 10:08pm On Oct 01, 2025
prinsam30:
Top 5 ke, even top 20 him no go smell am, I don't just like that guy
Yamal's a prospect abeg let's keep sentiments aside.
I'm a Madridstar I hate Barca but this kid, he's a prospect. He will remain in top5 for the next decade.. I can bet that.
Foreign AffairsRe: Germany Arrests 3 Hamas Operatives For Planning To Attack Jewish Institutions by manuelkel(m): 8:16pm On Oct 01, 2025
Scarrr:
funfact: there as been 11 school shooting incidents with multiple casualties this year alone in the Us and they are all Christians....can we agree there is bad people in every religion or we should be hypocritical about it?😏
Show us one of the church owned schools where multiple casualties occurred??
Foreign AffairsRe: Germany Arrests 3 Hamas Operatives For Planning To Attack Jewish Institutions by manuelkel(m): 8:02pm On Oct 01, 2025
Hamas should be careful who they want to toil with , the Dutch ain't people to toil with.
By the way, what are these guys agenda self??
Everywhere you hear terrorism, banditry Muslims are involved.
This terrorism and Muslim link truly proves how dimming I***m is, and it effects towards Muslims.
CrimeRe: Nigeria Police Ban Phone Searches On Roads — IG Issues Stern Warning by manuelkel(m): 11:12pm On Sep 30, 2025
ElevationD:
Bros abeg where are you from? Travel first reach Oluku junction and claim right there. All those who received slaps first before forcefully taking their phones never knew their rights? In the face of “I go shoot you”, in the middle of nowhere, which right do you want to claim?

No let me laugh abeg.
If police harass you, you don't know your rights. If
EducationRe: Inside Maduka University, Enugu (Photos) by manuelkel(m): 4:45pm On Sep 29, 2025
Helinuse:
But a junior lecturer there will still be a Dean in the private university.

You gerrit?

🤣🤣🤣
It depends on the institution's system, Covenant,Babcock have better academic staff than most public schools.
EducationRe: Inside Maduka University, Enugu (Photos) by manuelkel(m): 4:35pm On Sep 29, 2025
Helinuse:
You are right!
I agree with you.
Since the beacon of hope is neglected, others must take their place.
What are you now talking?? 😂😂
Go to UI and see how messed the institution is, UNN not exceptional.
Omor, who get money make em go Private institution ooo
EducationRe: Inside Maduka University, Enugu (Photos) by manuelkel(m): 4:30pm On Sep 29, 2025
Helinuse:
When people hype a private university over our good public universities, I just laugh at them.

🤣🤣🤣
Honestly, but I don't blame them. Why wouldn't they hype? When our government have played deaf with our education while they send their kids to study abroad. Who's fooling who?
CrimeRe: Nigeria Police Ban Phone Searches On Roads — IG Issues Stern Warning by manuelkel(m): 4:17pm On Sep 29, 2025
ElevationD:
Go to Ojuelegba. They seat inside danfo buses.
Go to Oluku junction, Benin. Enter Benin city itself.
Go to Asaba, Delta state, between FMC and Inter BUA.
Go to Lekki - Ajah.

These mentioned areas, no peace of mind with police officers. They do not even want to care if you are a youth or elderly. They forcefully remove your phone to search and beat you in addition to extorting you of huge sums of money. Those police personnel never comply.
Forcefully?? 😂
If you know your rights no policeman has the rights to search your phone.
Them no born you well access my phone and them no born you well beat me because I know gri you access my phone.
You go loose your job that day .
SportsRe: Can You Create The Greatest Ever Football Squad? by manuelkel(m): 7:36am On Sep 29, 2025
Goldeno:
Any squad, and first 11 that doesn't have
Inesta, Xavi, Bousquet, C. Ronaldo, Messi, and Ramos in it is NOT worthy of being called best 11 in any sense and any time
😂Not worthy you say??
Picking Xavi and Iniesta over Zidane,Cruyff,Maradona,Platini,Bobby Charlton,Patrick Vieira, Ronaldinho,Kaka and the rest proves you're a football fan of this era.
Iniesta,Xavi, Busquet can't even lace them..... not in their next world.😂
Kudos!!
Foreign AffairsRe: Tang Renjian: China Sentences Ex-Agricultural Minister To Death For Corruption by manuelkel(m): 7:25am On Sep 29, 2025
IbrahimSola:
You're wrong. Corruption attracts death penalty in China. I think its the same in Japan. The man confessed and showed remorse to see whether he could have leniency, like life imprisonment. But the law is clear, Corruption attracts death penalty.
So who would expose his corrupts deeds if not the same government he served??
Foreign AffairsRe: Tang Renjian: China Sentences Ex-Agricultural Minister To Death For Corruption by manuelkel(m): 9:58pm On Sep 28, 2025
Lol, I'm sorry to say this; this is a political war and it's a pity the man took the downfall.
How can the law sentence him to death for bribery and corruption?? 😂
The court ruled that the bribes “caused particularly severe losses to the interests of the state and the people, and therefore warranted the death penalty”, adding that Tang had confessed to his crimes and expressed remorse. And court said this?? By the way who would even accept his crimes in this kind of situations ??
The only thing I believe is, this is not justice. This is ‘taking one man down governmentally..........’
Foreign AffairsRe: Prime Minister Netanyahu Addresses World Leaders ( Video) by manuelkel(m): 12:13am On Sep 27, 2025
CoronaVirusPro:
You got it right!

Height of humiliation!

I am certain he brought his own audience. Cos with the number of people that left, that auditorium should be empty.

Fox News called it “BIG WALKOUT”. When Fox can’t even hide it anymore then you know it’s too real.

The fake Jew was humiliated and embarrassed.
People walk out on your speech when it's the truth. That's sad realty.
RomanceRe: Tomorrow Will Make It My 40th Birthday With No Single Achievement by manuelkel(m): 6:29am On Sep 25, 2025
gerizzim:
Can you also teach me too?
Yes, but not at the moment, I've 3 guys working with me at the moment.
RomanceRe: “I Can’t Date A Girl Who Earns ₦100k Monthly, She Must Earn ₦2m” – Nigerian Clea by manuelkel(m): 10:08am On Sep 23, 2025
Good one, poor man too get choice.

Don't settle for less.
RomanceRe: Tomorrow Will Make It My 40th Birthday With No Single Achievement by manuelkel(m):
The sad truth my friend is, ‘Life will not always favor everyone.’
My Dad always said “Ta bu gboo,” today is same as ages ago. If you start today you can still meet up with ages ago.
Don't loose hope and find yourself becoming hypertensive.
At this age you feel torn apart and you see the world ageing and crumbling with zero achievements, you have to make a stand, get something doing......
Learn a skill either physical or technical skills, you start from there first.
I learnt a skill from someone 9years younger than me after working with Mikano company for 3years with my Bsc, coupled with the insults and humiliation involved, I still persisted.....it was very very very difficult for me to sacrifice 1year for the learning, I had one short, 3 boxers for 1year and barely ate every 48hours.....I turned wild with my outlook, people laughed only family stood up for me.
With a bad month of work, I can make over 800-900k per month just from handwork, fixing automated doors and water connector, condict plumbing installations.
It's never too late to say never!!
Foreign AffairsRe: 3 Russian MiG-31 Jets Breach NATO Airspace Over Estonia (Photos) by manuelkel(m): 5:48am On Sep 20, 2025
IMPARTIAL:
I see don dey wait for NATO to strike Russia. Maybe na the long-awaited world war we go see.
It may be NATO vs Russia, North Korea, China, etc, plus including India.
We shouldn't be arguing which country has the most powerful nukes because, na destruction of lives and properties we dey talk about when we mention nukes.
If the 9nukes owning nations combat it's going to be bloody, over half of humanity would be affected.....
Foreign AffairsRe: 3 Russian MiG-31 Jets Breach NATO Airspace Over Estonia (Photos) by manuelkel(m): 5:47am On Sep 20, 2025
IMPARTIAL:
I see don dey wait for NATO to strike Russia. Maybe na the long-awaited world war we go see.

It may be NATO vs Russia, North Korea, China, etc, plus including India.
Yes, you're right.
NATO vs Russia, North Korea, India, China and don't forget Pakistan.
But you see, my dear friend, the way Russia is heading, North Korea,India and China I don't think they will have full supports with Russia the way Putin is going.
Firstly, Putin is no match for NATO, he's just showcasing weaponry like an illiterate 😂 which North Korea India are not in support.
America have passed that stage of showcasing weaponry to the world because it makes the nation weak and not strong just like Putin is doing thinking flaunting these weapons to show the world is strength? It's cowardice of him and Kim have told him countless times it's uncivilized to flaunt nukes because your enemies can create a defense mechanism to breach those known weapons.
But you see North Korea, India and Pakistan, those people low-key have powerful nukes which the world don't know how or what components used to form these warheads.
Putin is jittering with hope China, North Korea, India and Pakistan will engage too if NATO dares use nukes on Russia.
If them born Russia well make them use nukes on Ukraine hehehehe, you see China North Korea, India and Pakistan will turn against Russia asap asap.
Most especially China and North Korea, these two nations are against America breaching agreements but you see for the fact NATO is delaying to establish a secure connection with Japan and South Korea respectively, China and North Korea will not engage in combats with NATO except NATO uses nukes on Russia and that's what Putin is forcing NATO to do.
Let me tell you the truth, NATO's more careful with North Korea and India more than China and Russia. America is more scared of the unknown than the known.
The weapons Putin is flaunting NATO is 100% over ready for that but not knowing North Korea's nukes makes it difficult for NATO to find a disruptor..... America is keeping this quite for long because they want Russia to shit on their pants then the world will know and Putin will be left alone to dance to his fate.
If Nato really wants to play the game decisively they should withdraw all allies with Japan giving China a deep relief and unbiased mind same with cutting off NATO from South Korea giving Kim also a deep relief.
With this idea, the game goes on a level pitch with China and North Korea not invading. God help Russia if NATO catches them with this idea.

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