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ODIEGWU!!!!

Gaybu:
Little drop of water make a mighty ocean. Start with were you are currently. The xhools in your area, vicinity or community withghat you get experience. After a year of teaching register for PGDE which enables you to be a professional teacher.

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hermosa7:
These are the things you need:

1. Love for young people and a fiery desire to see them succeed.

2. Sound knowledge of the subject (Chemistry)

3. You need to put in for PGDE of NTI. These shows you clearly are interested in STAYING ON in the profession

4. Learn about writing lesson notes et al.

5. Learn the art of teaching. Knowledge of the subject isn't good enough.

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Oduok:
HOW I GOT MY TEACHING JOB
I didn't study education but after my NYSC last October I returned to my place and submitted applications in 5 secondary schools. I stated the experience I got from the one year NYSC - writing of lesson note, preparing of lesson plan, teaching methods and evaluation, conducting of practicals, inviligation of WAEC/NECO, participating in NECO re-accreditation process etc. By December I was already invited by a school for aptitude test which were English and Education based questions. I was subsequently invited for interview/microteaching. I started work there by January. By March another school called, I turned them down because I enjoy the working condition where I am. So I don't know if you've not served yet or if you didn't teach in your NYSC. I would also advice you apply for this ongoing NPower. I applied last year and got it. I turned it down since I had to relocate to my state after NYSC. Finally, consider doing Professional Diploma in Education (PDE some call it "PGDE" with NTI and get registered as a Teacher. It will definitely pay off.

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Dear friends,pls how do one go into teaching?. I dont have the experience of teaching but i want to go into teaching.What are the basic trainings i need to undergo in other to be qualified for teaching.I have sent numerous CVs to schools but they turned me down cos of no teaching experience. I have Chemistry degree.
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floxy2020:
My location is Lagos

Pls dear, come to OUR LADY OF LOURDES CATHOLIC CHURCH, COKER,ORILE-IGANMU.
They give out anything you want on saturdays' by 8am inrespective of your religion. Also tell them your predicament, they may pay your house rent,but they will ddo investirati on you to be sure before paying your house rent.

I saw this on Facebook,Don't know what to make of it.

I saw this on Facebook,Don't know what to make of it.

Oga seun osewa. Pls help us move this to frontpage,so we can get more responses.Thanks.

Nigerians sai a hankali! Since Buhari is the most mentioned name in Nigeria dis year, i think Oxford dictionary should consider creating a space for him in the dictionary. like Buhari: /boo-ha-ree/ nouns: Buhari 1. hard, hardship, difficult, harsh, tough. e.g the economy is now Buhari for the masses synonyms- onerous, sterous, arduous, grueling, painful, hellish. Antonyms: easy, smooth, simple. 2. to make complete, worse, unbearable. e.g "please don't come and Buharificate issues here". "the only way to reduce applicants is to Buharify process. synonyms- complicate, exacerbate, degenerate. Antonyms - Buharify. 3. terrible, hectic, difficult. Synonyms: tough,knotty, thorny. Antonyms: fantastic, splendid, bi pleasant. e.g how was your exam? it was Buharific!

NAIRA EXCHANGE RATE vs AFRICAN COUNTRIES:
South Africa: Rand 1= 79 Naira
Angola: 1 kwanza = 12 Naira
Botswana: 1 Pula = 28 Naira
Cape Verde: 1 Escudo = 8 Naira
Algeria: 1 Dinar = 12 Naira
Egypt: 1 Pound = 35 Naira
Eritrea: 1 Nakata = 18 Naira
Ethiopia: 1 Birr = 19 Naira
Ghana: 1 Cedi = 56 Naira
Gambia 1 Dalasi = 9 Naira
Kenya: 1 shilling = 6 Naira
Liberia: 1 Dinar = 8 Naira
Lesotho: 1 Loti = 19 Naira
Libya: 1 Dinar = 156 Naira
Morocco: 1 Dirham = 176 Naira
Madagascar: 1 Ariary = 14 Naira
Mauritius: 1 Rupee = 16 Naira
Malawi: 1 kwacha = 21 Naira
Mozambique: 1 Metical = 24 Naira
Namibia: 1 Dollar = 32 Naira
Seychelles: 1 Rupee = 22 Naira
Sudan: 1 pound = 42 Naira
Swaziland: 1 Lilangeri = 19 Naira
Tunisia: 1 Dinar = 150 Naira
Zambia: 1 kwacha = 28 Naira
Even the worst economies of Africa now have more valuable Exchange rate than us.
As at today $1 = N504
€1 = N550
£1 =N650
N1,000,000 is less than $2,300.

...and some think that we have not reached the break point?
Why una no wan join protest??
Putin (Russia): Law

Trump (America): Economics degree

Merkel (Germany): PhD physical chemistry

Xi Jinping (China): Chemical engineering and Doctor of Law

Buhari (Nigeria): WAEC not found

Yet, somebody wants a growing economy under Buhari. Only clowns and herdsmen can expect such!!!....naija can never develop unless it is restructured... I weep everyday for my suffering and hungry friends and relatives. Those who put us in this mess will surely pay for it....

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BUHARI WRITES NIGERIANS FROM LONDON HOSPITAL
Dear Naijerians
You fiful are bely wukied, why are you fiful fraying that I should die kuo? Ayam not even dead yet, and all of you fiful are jubilating, then ip I die now, you fiful will just turn za whole kwuontry to carnival na. I was at za foint of death when I heard that za whole kwuontry is jubilating that I am dead, I said "ah ah" I will not die now so that you fiful will not be hafi.
I even heard that afostle Suleman said that Christians should kee my cows and my herdsmen, you fiful should tell that afostle that ip anything hafens to my cows, I will pinish him o.
Por those of you saying that ayam not pighting kwaraption because I cleared Buratai, Dambazau, Amaechi, Kyari, Magu and Babachir of kwaraption like a clearing agent, I want to tell you something, they say "show me your prends and I will tell you who you are" so ip I declare all my forlitical prends kwarapt, won't you fiful say I ayam kwarapt too? Or do you fiful think ayam not wise? I have told you fiful bepor, my farty, za All Frogressive Confidence, Afee cee, is a farty por saints, kwarapt fiful cannot be pound in my farty or guberment.
I want to seize zis ofortunity to call on za National Assembly that ayam not coming back on za 6th op Pebuary again because of some unporseen circumstances, they should allow His Seselency, Za Pice Fresident op za pedral lipublik of Naijeria, Frofesuar Yemi Osibande to kwuotinue to act as za fresident fending when ayam back.
Yoowaa to za pew fiful who still believe in my guberment, Isha Allah change will begin with you bepor it gets to me.
Lest I porget, Tupace is flanning to stage a frotest against my guberment, all I can say to him is dambruba waka shege to him and za pive girls he infregnated.
Signed:
Dr. Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR
#COPIED.

Dear Santa,please i need a job.Bsc.Chemistry.live in lagos.

Dear Santana,please i need a job. Bsc.Chemistry.live in lagos.

DONALD OKECHUKWU TRUMP!!!.

My Prince charming made his grad entrance on 1st of nov thru VD.
Bs later
Feddy27.

Congrats feddy27 and sugarcanebaby.

feddy27:
Welcome back teamie and show face more often. This is our month o. Safe delivery dearie

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Hellooctober mama,how una dey?.feddy27 thanks for the mentions.I have been away for sometime now and i'm fully back.team blue.fourth child,hangine booth by Gods'grace.

I saw this on someone's Facebook Will and decided to post it here.İş this Real?.

Accept my condolence,iyabetajos,may God comfort you and yiur family.,

@ladymessi,use " yourduedate.com".to calculate it.

HMMMMMMMMMM. OK, WATCHNG YOU IN 3D. THANK GOD SOME MAMAS HERE ARE VERY SMART AND OBSERVANT.

[quote author=5minsmadness post=44261738] What r u talking about? I have never discussed story 1 before. [/quote hahahahahahahaaa

5minsmadess,@ story one,i taught the lady said,hubby has 30% motility and that she is ok.
I just don't get anymore.

cionon,pls try to give answers to 5minsmadness questions in this current thread and previous thread you opened.
pls try your best to be open so that people can help you.

5minsmadness,peakabeau.pls elp a sister.

iomoge2:
She had dis up in July 2015. And dis handle is an active one dealing on agricultural businesses.
I think we should be patient before passing judgment.

YES I SAW IT,SHE OPENED THAT THREAD HOPING FOR PEOPLE TO COMMENT BEORE SHE WLL USE ANOTHER HANDLE TO GIVE SOLUTION.
ALL SHE DOES IS SALE SALE SALE SALE

Dazzle86:
I was just going to say that. The extent some people will go to make up stories just to sell their products.

@rachie 83,pray azoospermia doesn't be fall your husband(if you have a husband) and family members, if you think you want to come and scam manas here.

THANK GOD YOU NOTICED TOO.

babythug:
Sorry oh.... This too shall pass *hugs*

THANKS

Rachie83:
Yes definately i cant keep mute over what worked for me because i know countless number of people would be in my shoe and i know how frustrating it can be being childless expecially in Africa.Some men even refuse to disclose their fertility status to their wives while their wives are being turtured by her inlaws.

I am extremely happy and i believe other TTC will become happy soon.As i have earlier written,the name of the page is Natural Health Zone on FB.The drug for male infertility is Dr Quick that's what my husband used that gave us that amazing result.They have drugs for female infertility as well.

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