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-Mr Cork-:
...which women?...darkskin? lightskin? halfcast? whites? Nigerian women?...which women?

well, if you can give me your view about each of them, that will be best sha...

-Mr Cork-:
Correction..

the 1st darkSkin female that came to cook for me broke my Microwave…she said she tort it was a telivison.
The 2nd darkSkin female that I hired for house cleaning accidentaly broke my toilet sit…. She waz too fat
The 3rd and 1st ever dark skin female I dated by mistake lied to me she waz pregggy…..after spending serious money to prepare, she said she wanted to test my feelin towards her.
The 4th darkskin babe I met drove my Range to her friends & used up my petrol…she couldn’t even put engine oil.
The 5th darkskin babe I toasted had everythin I wanted: Heavy Nyansh plus thigh & mango…problem waz she coulnt spek English.

…so how is anyone suppose to take them serrrious?..in 2013?

hahahahaha...
Corky cork,
C'mon, arent you a man...? Why are you complaining this much uh? You na big boy nah....ejoo o.
So, you saying, if it were just light-skinned/half-cast women in this world, it would have been a better and comfortable place for guyz?


Ok, tell me, whats your view about women, concerning relationships?

nora544: Mary is not always white.

There are many black virgin mary also.

Most of the realy old paintings and some of the old statue from virgin mary are also black.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Madonna

hmm, whether black o or white o....


Virgin Mary, still remains My Mother.

Se ti gbo?

biafranqueen: a white women with a white child and blond hairs

exactly

holypower: Sister Linda Ngaujah said it. Indeed, scripturally, all catholics will go to hell once they are following their way of worship! You are heading to hell if you are worshipping that moulden JESUS and mary!

lol,
'do not judge so that............'
You can complete that.
If that will take me to hell, I dont mind...but make sure that your way of worship takes you to heaven cus if you still join me in hell at the end, that one na fvck-up o....!

Feast of Assumption of Blessed Virgin Mary...

Happy Feast day.....children of Mary....!

-Mr Cork-:
....sweeery I never said darkskin females are uglier but they usualy uglier in a way kinda...but people say guys who date them are usually desperate...so i heard.

..so, your conclusions was actually based on 'so I heard' and not that you have actually experienced it?

caseless: i'm doing great. Jst watchin naija match.

enjoy

caseless: adupe olorun. Maria, how ar u doing?

...am alright. God has been so faithful.




And you?

caseless: Maria!

Ekurole o.....
Ba wo ni...?

dont8: You welcome dearie, hope your day was splendid as usual?

you know nah....everly

dont8: Big amen.

thanks sweerie

-Mr Cork-:


..Anyways..…

Likes: heavy Nyansh plus Big thigh & extra bottom, lightskin women, halfcast women, white women, Cornflakes, Fish & chips, Fanta
Dislike: MOD, DarkSkin women
Assets: 4 Properties, 1 Range Rover Sports (2008) & 1 Harley Davidson Sport Motocycle, 9 Tailor made Business suits & 14 Shoes.
Occupation: Sales
Location: London Peckham
Wealth: Slightly rich
Hobbies: Chasing women


…anymore?

...and you dislike dark-skin women because of the bullets you stated earlier, right?

-Mr Cork-:
...should i type slowly?

well, i prefer 'repackaging'.
As in, put each of them under a 'heading or title'...such as, LIKES, DISLIKES, ASSETS, OCCUPATION, LOCATION, HOBBIES, etc



Do you understand what I mean now?

-Mr Cork-:
...ok..ther u go...

...6"2, Caramel complexsion,natural curly hair, 17inches loong Kondo,Londoner (Peckam based),Goood lookin, Handsome, cute, shy, romantic, hates stress, really really hates children or kids, hates cookin, hates loud mouths, hates darkskin females,dont truss black women, loves Corn lakes, loves baked beans, loves ish & chips, drives 2008 Range Rover Sports & owns a 2009 Harley Davidson Sport Motor Cycle, Single,Employed, Landlord,ownes 4 properties, cant trust women, No kids, lookin for Love, dates halfcast white women & lightskin lovelys,goes top Nigeria 4 times every years,ex model,Sporty guy-skate board, lookin for the faithful one, loves french kiss and a certified French kiss expert!!

ok....um, thats quite a lot. But its not actually easy for me to understand.

dont8: Good one! Businesswoman, you'll soon be a millionaire (I like the entrerpreneurial skills side of you}.

lol, thanks dear....
I pray that God continues to bless the work of my hands.

dont8: Great, now I know your hobby... making beads

well, you can say that......in addition, I make money from it too. This one am making is for someone.

sholypopz: Air witches

really?
Thats weird!

-Mr Cork-:
...sweeery I dont gerrrit...what do u want to no?..u loookin foro hussband?

husband?...noooo....at least, not now.
Dont need anyone breathing down my neck just yet.


All I wanna know is Mr. Cork...... I hope you dont mind...?

dont8: How was your day Maria?

Splendid....was busy with my beads.



And yours?

My FELLOW YORUBAS, pls whats the meaning of 'AREYE'....?

-Mr Cork-:
...sweeery u sound like wifey material & light skin..... i apologize...what is yor question & how can i help?

you know, at first, I thought your emotional level was ZERO.....but now, you just need to understand yourself first before you can be able to understand others.



Now, my question is this...
HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOURSELF?

-Mr Cork-:
….sweeeery WILL U GROW UP & STOP ACTIN LIKE A NIGERIAN ?? ….white women hear in London DO NOT act like that!!

jeez, you misunderstood me..

Corky Cork,
You know, some applications are really missing upstairs and most essentially, the application called COMMON SENSE.....
Ok, lets hook up, so that I can help download and install it. Then, when we are sure its fully working well, we can download others like LOVE, TOLERANCE, ETC.


WHAT SAY YA.....GOOD IDEA, RIGHT?

-Mr Cork-:
.........Sweeery..this thread waz put up to show Our frustration with all black females especialy those Nigerian women who always give stress..…is it normally for a female to stare at someone like a vulture for no reason or is it normaly for for someone to go shoppin for 26 hours with food or water? ..please advise!

hold on dear...what do you mean by 'staring like a vulture' and 'going for shopping for 26 hrs with food and water'....?.
Btw, we have just 24hrs in a day...

Mcval: Guys! I've been dating a girl who is an orphan for the past few months and had plans to settle down with her but she has gone back to her ex boyfriend who dumped her when her mum died. We started dating after the mum's burial as I took responsibility of most of the things that her ex should have done for her during the burial which he did not even attend. We started having problems when she reconciled with her ex who is a well known flirt. She even found out that her ex had housed a girl he was dating at the time she was bereaved but, still went ahead with the reconciliation. Everybody was shocked that she would do such a thing. It has just been revealed to me by a powerful Pastor that she has marine spirits. The marine spirits won't let her go and she's not ready to leave them as she uses the powers gotten from them to achieve things in life. She uses her powers to get money and material things from men including me. Many men have tried to marry her in the past but to no avail as the spirits have refused to leave her. At the moment she's dating several men and enjoying the things she benefits from them. I've been told by this Pastor who is blessed with the gift of Prophecy that if I settle down with her, I may have to start from the scratch at one stage in the marriage due to foreseen problems that will occur between us. Before now, she had been to several churches and ministries for prayers and counseling where they told her that I was the right person for her as a husband. According to them, she would enjoy her marriage with me but, with the other guy she would be abandoned, maltreated and eventually kicked out. Now she keeps moving from ministry to ministry for prayers obviously avoiding being delivered of the marine spirits as she ends up criticizing each one. Deliverance is the only way out for her and that is if she's ready. Right now we are not on talking terms as she avoids me due to my intense prayers. I've been asked to take her for deliverance and all will be fine between us but, with the way things stand I doubt if I would. Guys! If you were in my shoes, what would you do?

You said a powerful pastor told you that she is possessed by a marine spirit....why not confirm from that poweful pastor if she is actaully the one for you before you begin your charity work eh?
Men sef...
Try to open up a thread for further ideas on what to do, ok?

montezz: Hmmm. . .stil lukn 4ward 2 it. V nt bt i can.

I love this piece.....you rock. Go all out and explore....that is what I call LIVING...!

such tolerance and management ed to the burning of a human being....sha

-Mr Cork-:
...so u are u darkskin?

....will it make you peaceful if I admit that? As in, will tell me the main reason for these BULLETS of yours?

Becacia_Barbie: This thread is really lively and funnny!!!
and more hilarious with Maria for taking Mr.cork too serious.
i don laff tire!

lol, my dear....its just a way to kill time and relieve stress.
Who doesnt know the OP?...we know him.

-Mr Cork-:
..black women,Nigerian women or africa women?...Sweeery..wher do u want me to start?

Honey, its your call..your baby,
Just start from anywhere, ok?

-Mr Cork-:
...ther u go..typical black woman...all they do is cuss people from *January to December*...This is why i/we remain single!!!...White women do not act like that..serrriously!

....now, how did you know that, uh? You've got problems with blacks?
Hold on....were those bullets for the TYPICAL BLACK WOMEN?