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[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...ok..ther u go...

...6"2, Caramel complexsion,natural curly hair, 17inches loong Kondo,Londoner (Peckam based),Goood lookin, Handsome, cute, shy, romantic, hates stress, really really hates children or kids, hates cookin, hates loud mouths, hates darkskin females,dont truss black women, loves Corn lakes, loves baked beans, loves ish & chips, drives 2008 Range Rover Sports & owns a 2009 Harley Davidson Sport Motor Cycle, Single,Employed, Landlord,ownes 4 properties, cant trust women, No kids, lookin for Love, dates halfcast white women & lightskin lovelys,goes top Nigeria 4 times every years,ex model,Sporty guy-skate board, lookin for the faithful one, loves french kiss and a certified French kiss expert!! [/quote]ok....um, thats quite a lot. But its not actually easy for me to understand.

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...ok..ther u go...

...6"2, Caramel complexsion,natural curly hair, 17inches loong Kondo,Londoner (Peckam based),Goood lookin, Handsome, cute, shy, romantic, hates stress, really really hates children or kids, hates cookin, hates loud mouths, hates darkskin females,dont truss black women, loves Corn lakes, loves baked beans, loves ish & chips, drives 2008 Range Rover Sports & owns a 2009 Harley Davidson Sport Motor Cycle, Single,Employed, Landlord,ownes 4 properties, cant trust women, No kids, lookin for Love, dates halfcast white women & lightskin lovelys,goes top Nigeria 4 times every years,ex model,Sporty guy-skate board, lookin for the faithful one, loves french kiss and a certified French kiss expert!! [/quote]you hate kids!!! damn you!!! ...no oofeinse

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]ok....um, thats quite a lot. But its not actually easy for me to understand.[/quote]...should i type slowly?

Iaz93: you hate kids!!! damn you!!! ...no oofeinse

...sweeery.. of course we cant stand them...little things running around like rabbit loookin for carrot!

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...sweeery of course we cant stand it...little things running around like rabbit loookin for carrot! [/quote]Who's your sweery?? Nigga, you gay??

Iaz93: Who's your sweery?? Nigga, you gay??

.. Linda...calm down!!

^^^this are the kinda issues real men have to deal with everyday...nagging!

..nice to know that females agree with our opnion..We so fed up we dont even no how to deal wit it..please advise!

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...should i type slowly? [/quote]well, i prefer 'repackaging'.
As in, put each of them under a 'heading or title'...such as, LIKES, DISLIKES, ASSETS, OCCUPATION, LOCATION, HOBBIES, etc



Do you understand what I mean now?

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]well, i prefer 'repackaging'.
As in, put each of them under a 'heading or title'...such as, LIKES, DISLIKES, ASSETS, OCCUPATION, LOCATION, HOBBIES, etc



Do you understand what I mean now?[/quote]..no..sweery are u lightskin?

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]well, i prefer 'repackaging'.
As in, put each of them under a 'heading or title'...such as, LIKES, DISLIKES, ASSETS, OCCUPATION, LOCATION, HOBBIES, etc



Do you understand what I mean now?[/quote]

..Anyways..…

Likes: heavy Nyansh plus Big thigh & extra bottom, lightskin women, halfcast women, white women, Cornflakes, Fish & chips, Fanta
Dislike: MOD, DarkSkin women
Assets: 4 Properties, 1 Range Rover Sports (2008) & 1 Harley Davidson Sport Motocycle, 9 Tailor made Business suits & 14 Shoes.
Occupation: Sales
Location: London Peckham
Wealth: Slightly rich
Hobbies: Chasing women


…anymore?

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]

..Anyways..…

Likes: heavy Nyansh plus Big thigh & extra bottom, lightskin women, halfcast women, white women, Cornflakes, Fish & chips, Fanta
Dislike: MOD, DarkSkin women
Assets: 4 Properties, 1 Range Rover Sports (2008) & 1 Harley Davidson Sport Motocycle, 9 Tailor made Business suits & 14 Shoes.
Occupation: Sales
Location: London Peckham
Wealth: Slightly rich
Hobbies: Chasing women


…anymore?

[/quote]...and you dislike dark-skin women because of the bullets you stated earlier, right?

lmao @ maria trying to analyse mr.cork...boredom is real. Keep it up honey, i'm bored too

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...ok..ther u go...

...6"2, Caramel complexsion,natural curly hair, 17inches loong Kondo,Londoner (Peckam based),Goood lookin, Handsome, cute, shy, romantic, hates stress, really really hates children or kids, hates cookin, hates loud mouths, hates darkskin females,dont truss black women, loves Corn lakes, loves baked beans, loves ish & chips, drives 2008 Range Rover Sports & owns a 2009 Harley Davidson Sport Motor Cycle, Single,Employed, Landlord,ownes 4 properties, cant trust women, No kids, lookin for Love, dates halfcast white women & lightskin lovelys,goes top Nigeria 4 times every years,ex model,Sporty guy-skate board, lookin for the faithful one, loves french kiss and a certified French kiss expert!! [/quote]Mad dog

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]...and you dislike dark-skin women because of the bullets you stated earlier, right?[/quote]....sweeery I never said darkskin females are uglier but they usualy uglier in a way kinda...but people say guys who date them are usually desperate...so i heard.

..and did u notice ther r only 2 light skin females and juss 1 halfcast in the whole of Nairaland?

...Prooofs my point....we hav a problem..Men have a problem..serrrriously!

Rumour has it that u recently got a motor bike and u have started ur okada business in Enugu Mr Cork. How is it going so far?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Rumour has it that u recently got a motor bike and u have started ur okada business in Enugu Mr Cork. How is it going so far?[/quote]....sweeery do u realize u the 2nd ugliest female on Nairaland according to official rumor??...are u aware?

Sanboy25:

...sweery dont worrry...u r preeetier than her...anyways I shuld be in France next week for a Conference meeting & please make sure u look nice!

..CONCLUSION: ..Our message to females...Please change yoro attitude coz we cant stand it!

Mr cork

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]....sweeery I never said darkskin females are uglier but they usualy uglier in a way kinda...but people say guys who date them are usually desperate...so i heard. [/quote]..so, your conclusions was actually based on 'so I heard' and not that you have actually experienced it?

[quote author=-Mr Cork-].. Linda...calm down!! [/quote]Cork, you bisexual??

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]

..Anyways..…

Likes: heavy Nyansh plus Big thigh & extra bottom, lightskin women, halfcast women, white women, Cornflakes, Fish & chips, Fanta
Dislike: MOD, DarkSkin women
Assets: 4 Properties, 1 Range Rover Sports (2008) & 1 Harley Davidson Sport Motocycle, 9 Tailor made Business suits & 14 Shoes.
Occupation: Sales
Location: London Peckham
Wealth: Slightly rich
Hobbies: Chasing women


…anymore?

[/quote]mad cow

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]....sweeery do u realize u the 2nd ugliest female on Nairaland according to official rumor??...are u aware? [/quote]do u have to be so bitter because u are an okada man? its not our fault u know

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]..so, your conclusions was actually based on 'so I heard' and not that you have actually experienced it?[/quote]Correction..

the 1st darkSkin female that came to cook for me broke my Microwave…she said she tort it was a telivison.
The 2nd darkSkin female that I hired for house cleaning accidentaly broke my toilet sit…. She waz too fat
The 3rd and 1st ever dark skin female I dated by mistake lied to me she waz pregggy…..after spending serious money to prepare, she said she wanted to test my feelin towards her.
The 4th darkskin babe I met drove my Range to her friends & used up my petrol…she couldn’t even put engine oil.
The 5th darkskin babe I toasted had everythin I wanted: Heavy Nyansh plus thigh & mango…problem waz she coulnt spek English.

…so how is anyone suppose to take them serrrious?..in 2013?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]do u have to be so bitter because u are an okada man? its not our fault u know [/quote]...how can u be hot when u never been to London?...u been to London?...IF U LIE!!!!

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]Correction..

the 1st darkSkin female that came to cook for me broke my Microwave…she said she tort it was a telivison.
The 2nd darkSkin female that I hired for house cleaning accidentaly broke my toilet sit…. She waz too fat
The 3rd and 1st ever dark skin female I dated by mistake lied to me she waz pregggy…..after spending serious money to prepare, she said she wanted to test my feelin towards her.
The 4th darkskin babe I met drove my Range to her friends & used up my petrol…she couldn’t even put engine oil.
The 5th darkskin babe I toasted had everythin I wanted: Heavy Nyansh plus thigh & mango…problem waz she coulnt spek English.

…so how is anyone suppose to take them serrrious?..in 2013? [/quote]hahahahaha...
Corky cork,
C'mon, arent you a man...? Why are you complaining this much uh? You na big boy nah....ejoo o.
So, you saying, if it were just light-skinned/half-cast women in this world, it would have been a better and comfortable place for guyz?


Ok, tell me, whats your view about women, concerning relationships?

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]hahahahaha...
Corky cork,
C'mon, arent you a man...? Why are you complaining this much uh? You na big boy nah....ejoo o.
So, you saying, if it were just light-skinned/half-cast women in this world, it would have been a better and comfortable place for guyz?


Ok, tell me, whats your view about women, concerning relationships?[/quote]...which women?...darkskin? lightskin? halfcast? whites? Nigerian women?...which women?