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-Mr Cork-:
...ok..ther u go...

...6"2, Caramel complexsion,natural curly hair, 17inches loong Kondo,Londoner (Peckam based),Goood lookin, Handsome, cute, shy, romantic, hates stress, really really hates children or kids, hates cookin, hates loud mouths, hates darkskin females,dont truss black women, loves Corn lakes, loves baked beans, loves ish & chips, drives 2008 Range Rover Sports & owns a 2009 Harley Davidson Sport Motor Cycle, Single,Employed, Landlord,ownes 4 properties, cant trust women, No kids, lookin for Love, dates halfcast white women & lightskin lovelys,goes top Nigeria 4 times every years,ex model,Sporty guy-skate board, lookin for the faithful one, loves french kiss and a certified French kiss expert!!

-Mr Cork-:
...ok..ther u go...

...6"2, Caramel complexsion,natural curly hair, 17inches loong Kondo,Londoner (Peckam based),Goood lookin, Handsome, cute, shy, romantic, hates stress, really really hates children or kids, hates cookin, hates loud mouths, hates darkskin females,dont truss black women, loves Corn lakes, loves baked beans, loves ish & chips, drives 2008 Range Rover Sports & owns a 2009 Harley Davidson Sport Motor Cycle, Single,Employed, Landlord,ownes 4 properties, cant trust women, No kids, lookin for Love, dates halfcast white women & lightskin lovelys,goes top Nigeria 4 times every years,ex model,Sporty guy-skate board, lookin for the faithful one, loves french kiss and a certified French kiss expert!!

Maria-Goretti:
ok....um, thats quite a lot. But its not actually easy for me to understand.

Iaz93: you hate kids!!! damn you!!! ...no oofeinse

-Mr Cork-:
...sweeery of course we cant stand it...little things running around like rabbit loookin for carrot!

Iaz93: Who's your sweery?? Nigga, you gay??

-Mr Cork-:
...should i type slowly?

Maria-Goretti:
well, i prefer 'repackaging'.
As in, put each of them under a 'heading or title'...such as, LIKES, DISLIKES, ASSETS, OCCUPATION, LOCATION, HOBBIES, etc



Do you understand what I mean now?

Maria-Goretti:
well, i prefer 'repackaging'.
As in, put each of them under a 'heading or title'...such as, LIKES, DISLIKES, ASSETS, OCCUPATION, LOCATION, HOBBIES, etc



Do you understand what I mean now?

..Anyways..…

Likes: heavy Nyansh plus Big thigh & extra bottom, lightskin women, halfcast women, white women, Cornflakes, Fish & chips, Fanta
Dislike: MOD, DarkSkin women
Assets: 4 Properties, 1 Range Rover Sports (2008) & 1 Harley Davidson Sport Motocycle, 9 Tailor made Business suits & 14 Shoes.
Occupation: Sales
Location: London Peckham
Wealth: Slightly rich
Hobbies: Chasing women


…anymore?

-Mr Cork-:


..Anyways..…

Likes: heavy Nyansh plus Big thigh & extra bottom, lightskin women, halfcast women, white women, Cornflakes, Fish & chips, Fanta
Dislike: MOD, DarkSkin women
Assets: 4 Properties, 1 Range Rover Sports (2008) & 1 Harley Davidson Sport Motocycle, 9 Tailor made Business suits & 14 Shoes.
Occupation: Sales
Location: London Peckham
Wealth: Slightly rich
Hobbies: Chasing women


…anymore?

-Mr Cork-:
...ok..ther u go...

...6"2, Caramel complexsion,natural curly hair, 17inches loong Kondo,Londoner (Peckam based),Goood lookin, Handsome, cute, shy, romantic, hates stress, really really hates children or kids, hates cookin, hates loud mouths, hates darkskin females,dont truss black women, loves Corn lakes, loves baked beans, loves ish & chips, drives 2008 Range Rover Sports & owns a 2009 Harley Davidson Sport Motor Cycle, Single,Employed, Landlord,ownes 4 properties, cant trust women, No kids, lookin for Love, dates halfcast white women & lightskin lovelys,goes top Nigeria 4 times every years,ex model,Sporty guy-skate board, lookin for the faithful one, loves french kiss and a certified French kiss expert!!

caribchic: lmao @ maria trying to analyse mr.cork...boredom is real. Keep it up honey, i'm bored too

Maria-Goretti:
...and you dislike dark-skin women because of the bullets you stated earlier, right?

mondi_cheeks: Rumour has it that u recently got a motor bike and u have started ur okada business in Enugu Mr Cork. How is it going so far?

Sanboy25:

-Mr Cork-:
....sweeery I never said darkskin females are uglier but they usualy uglier in a way kinda...but people say guys who date them are usually desperate...so i heard.

-Mr Cork-:
.. Linda...calm down!!

-Mr Cork-:


..Anyways..…

Likes: heavy Nyansh plus Big thigh & extra bottom, lightskin women, halfcast women, white women, Cornflakes, Fish & chips, Fanta
Dislike: MOD, DarkSkin women
Assets: 4 Properties, 1 Range Rover Sports (2008) & 1 Harley Davidson Sport Motocycle, 9 Tailor made Business suits & 14 Shoes.
Occupation: Sales
Location: London Peckham
Wealth: Slightly rich
Hobbies: Chasing women


…anymore?

-Mr Cork-:
....sweeery do u realize u the 2nd ugliest female on Nairaland according to official rumor??...are u aware?

Maria-Goretti:
..so, your conclusions was actually based on 'so I heard' and not that you have actually experienced it?

mondi_cheeks: do u have to be so bitter because u are an okada man? its not our fault u know

-Mr Cork-:
Correction..

the 1st darkSkin female that came to cook for me broke my Microwave…she said she tort it was a telivison.
The 2nd darkSkin female that I hired for house cleaning accidentaly broke my toilet sit…. She waz too fat
The 3rd and 1st ever dark skin female I dated by mistake lied to me she waz pregggy…..after spending serious money to prepare, she said she wanted to test my feelin towards her.
The 4th darkskin babe I met drove my Range to her friends & used up my petrol…she couldn’t even put engine oil.
The 5th darkskin babe I toasted had everythin I wanted: Heavy Nyansh plus thigh & mango…problem waz she coulnt spek English.

…so how is anyone suppose to take them serrrious?..in 2013?

Maria-Goretti:
hahahahaha...
Corky cork,
C'mon, arent you a man...? Why are you complaining this much uh? You na big boy nah....ejoo o.
So, you saying, if it were just light-skinned/half-cast women in this world, it would have been a better and comfortable place for guyz?


Ok, tell me, whats your view about women, concerning relationships?