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'' All that happened was just a test. The house renovation, financial crisis, etc, all wia just test. If u cant b wif mi in my worst, u cnt b wif mi in my best...u failed the test...u r a FAKE!!! '' chai! I cn neva forget dis text n i seriously await dt day wen i will see him again n i know it will b soon.

Stallion77: sister...you over brought urself too low especially if u aint married to him yet... and you might be trying too hard to please him. Be yourself and if he aint ready to fall for ur normal person,someone else would. If you are married to him already then its a different approach altogether.

she didnt say she did all dat, she onli listed dem out, my sister.

*singing* #weda na worki o, weda na go slow, closeup rili love naija, we love naija, we love naija o. We rili rili love naija. Nufin can break dis naija spirit#

toshmann: @Achi4u
imaghi onye m wu ka m chetara gi onye m wu
A wu m
toshmann nwa mama
agbusi gbara otele 1
eju n'efe n'elu
bobo nkirisi 1 of nairalandi
anu ana agba egbe . . o n'acho condom 1
crown prince of umumkpi1
the first son of the great ezeala1 of umumkpi(formerly known as kamuzuland, . . . . conqueror of the british empire.)
grandson of ezemkpoto1 of umumkpi
great grandson of eleweukwu1 of umumkpi . . . . hero of the war of attrition of 1849.
great-great grandson of adagaduga . . . founder of the ancient kindgom of umumkpi and leader of the great migration from the land of adigboloja in the valley of zambezi to umumkpi just east of the niger

marakwa onye gi na ya n'eme ihe. Maria-Toshetti is NOT single

gwakwa ya na i si na agburu King David wee liputa,

Ochinanwata 1 of Umumkpi,
Anagbaegonkitionaezuzughari 1 of Umumkpi....
:*:*

toshmann: toshmann nwa mama achigbuola onweya oo
pres-elect, ihe m na agwa gi far back ka ihuru today, n'ebe ka nkita ewu tara ji ya
ify ji gi gbaa bolu. ogbachaala bolu ike agwu ya, ochoro new bolu . . . ifylatic ifynkwa idi mean
anyway, adighizi m interested, ify poem a wu for nani Maria-Toshetti

baby, i still cant get to your nairaland mail. what's your twitter add. bc what i see on the add u posted is a bit uncertain. biko nyem ebe m ga amapa poem a sharp sharp.

hotchick2079@yahoo.com, u can also add mi on fb usin dat i.d too, den u can inbox d poem to mi

Kirinwa: lolz.He doesn't need to pay me.I meant every word I said.Although Nairaland is my most visited site which could also be applicable to a lot of us here.Nevertheless I know am not biased.

so hw many has given a str8 ansa?..... Total waste of tym.

achi4u: UmuIgbo abatala m SouthAfrica m gara last week.ekeleee ooo!!

Ugbu a osetigokwa!
Ify ebullshitigo Pres_elect maka na o lere anya na foto maria.na wa o

Torchman m gbara boy-boy n'aka m otu esi achu nwanyi choziri ikari m,mana abatago m ewehara onodu m n'ulo a.torch gba chere m!

maria enwebeghi m okwu ebe ino,untill m ghota etu eke si anya anwu.

bluemoon,ginwa ji bekee bia,am watching you from the side line

Adabekee my firstlady,kedu ka imere?,iga agba mbo ka ina represent onwe gi here.one love

pres_elect ebezina maka nwanyi,ify ga apikwa gi amu ka uche di ya next time.

udo diri unu

nno nna. Kedukwanu ka i siri jee? I jekwara nke oma? Onwekwara ihe i jiri lota?

achi4u: blacpe@rl ke kwanu? ina a likekwa onye likiri gi?
aziziaaa?

blacpe@rl is one n same as Maria-Goretti

Blue moon: pardon my reply in english... i've not been to the village since 2004

dnt worry my dear, it tuk me many yrs to learn it.

@op,
hw much did he pay u or is dis a charity work?

toshmann: MariaTosh
igbaala plural? a si m ka m send-ia the poem,mana odika amaghim ka esi eme use email nairalandi. onwere otu ozo m nwereike iji send-ia the poem.maka achoghi m ka achi na ndi otu ya hu poem a. infact, after 2 days in poetry class, my professor choro itinyem na board of directors ndi ga na eme peom exams for students

asa echefughi m gi at all. the peom di set for your eyes only. . . . . and only to your Heart . . through your eyes ONLY

Stop derailing.....*whispering*

Chimezie198: Moving this thread to sexuallity section, does it reduce the price of Beans in the market?

Anyways One cup of beans is now ₦80.

which type of beans?

Acidosis: *shocked*

dts d best way to cum clean...u will b pardoned mur just for dt singular act.

Another remix? Always hammering on women....! Nyc one but i v seen such before.

D-Explorer:
Oya go face wall. Your matter dey make me sleep

Have u changed ur mind?

Baby Tosh, kekwanu poem m?

A beautiful cold mawnin...no bad blood peepz..!

''am a muderer''.....lolzzzz

realsammie: pls speak english

I tire o...who knows wia he migrated frm.

ziiidos: ehen!? U c...una don start nxt tin is u ar off to a hotle 4 businez discursion at festac

hotle means hotel, ryt?

Shugamania: Na d man she dey marry abi in picture? How den go take exchange ring and kiss naa?
God forbid oo.

lolzz, babes, u dey xchange ring for trad marriage?

omega25red: is this an actual wedding or a death memorial?

wif d way d gal is smilin, u shuld b able to get ur ansa.

ArQueBusieR: "Get well soon".

lol...wicked.

You r blessed!

gezzyvinci: well she bleeds heavy during menses...so weneva am around n she is menstruating...I do often(2 times bath her) n up to 5/6 times wash her fanny with warm water n dettol weneva she is stained...dig ma fingers in to remove d bloodclots n ish...afta dt I get a passionate kiss n thank U baby...so romantic....

yuck! So disgusting.