₦airaland Forum

Africanpride:
My friend why you go removed bedsheet, so you prefer her to mess your mattress up, how do you guy dry the mattress after she suck em or your mattress na waterproof.

Little advice for you guy instead of removing the bedsheet get towers, from experience that is what i use. Plenty of tower under her yansh then in the morning chock the towers and bedsheet in your washing basket.


Plus enjoy yourself with ypur woman cos not all girls quirts and some of them that do hold it back cos they scared on how the guy will react. Nothing i repeat nothing beats it when you bust that nut and make a girl quirt, the feeling of that pusxy juice on your groin no word to describe it.


And be rest asure she will all donbale for you for making make so much mess like that not all guys can do it, it sure got technics.


Conji na bastard

osaslord500:
Yeah, if you would accept a job as nanny

what size of pampers do u wear?

osaslord500:
What year exactly?

will you be giving me a job after this interview? If no then fu*K off my mentions

osaslord500:
38K? Babe dey lie small small.

you probably should still be primary school den. You won't understand

I was going through Ikeja yesterday and I was offered airtel line for free just if I'll agree to register with them. It made me flash back to my first econet Sim which I bought for 38,000 naira.
So Nairalanders over to you, how much was your first simcard?





Lalasticlala

KingRaoul:
Hi boo, i know u want me

ALL I NEED IS ONE ROUND FROM PETER OKOYE

JUST ONE THING... SELL IT AND BUY TOUCHLIGHT FONE

peeparty:
idok eyen waht really konji na bastard..

WHAT IS KONJI? AND WHAT LANGUAGE IS THAT??

OMG......... WHY DIDNT YOUR FATHER USE A CONDOM HE COULD HAVE SAVED THE WORLD FROM IDIOTS LIKE YOU

peeparty:
Lol you must be a boss.

NO SIR....... WE HAD SAME INTEREST AT THAT MOMENT AND BOYFRIEND WAS 5 STATES AWAY

NYSC IS YES AN AVENUE OF CRAZINESS.... I REMEMBER HAVING A QUICKIE WITH MY PLATOON LEADER..

[quote author=blackboy92 post=38175126][/quote]the pus*y is not as sealed as the di*k... Sorry

guys dont stain their unerwear like ladies.

can i be your abaobaku

The refugee crisis is just an isis invasion of Europe.. That is one thing the media won't tell u

When fraudsters advice the govt

Don't grab my boobs

Money Mayweather kaycee

toonzay:
we are one people

we are not one people.

Oh.. . I rather listen to #THUGNIFICENT

Lol..... A lot of window dressed studies to encourage smoking.. . Beware.

erico2k2:
Good question.so they are afraid to name 5 he thieves

watch how the writeup used the general term "suspect". . Why protect the identity of a criminal? We want names not figures that will still be diverted...

Yes... That's cool.... bringing heaven to earth... .

efilefun:
So where do you classify Abuja and Lagos? There's no part of NIGERIA you will visit without seeing both Muslims and Christians

majority.. . Please... Abuja is diverse just like Lagos but who is the majority? South and west embraced change and development.. . North? Oh well

Ouch.. Hell go soon full

efilefun:
Face the fact what's killing nigeria is really the rate of illiteracy. Was in Abu Dhabi during the summer and you can't compare any part of nigeria to that country and there are no Christians there so what's holding the country together Sango or Obatala??

The Christian part still has more development than the Muslim parts of Nigeria.
Train your people instead of looting the nation. Most stolen funds in Nigeria can be traced mainly to northerners. So who is killing the country?

Who is in jail for this?

efilefun:
Nigeria is a Christian, imagine people like this calling PMB a dullard also smh

Hahahahaha.... Christians is why dis country is still together.. .