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*Sex Talk Strictly For Adults*

30 things you need to know about sex......

1. The fact that she's wet doesn't mean you should come in. Wait for her to beg and crave for it. That's when the fun begins.

2. Always start with pre-intimacy. Continue with pre-intimacy. Before you ever think of penetration. You make your job easier when you do that.

3. Pay attention to his erection and your wetness. If the feeling is not mutual there may be a problem.

4. Discuss sex with him. If he doesn't want to talk about it, remind him that's what you'll be doing the rest of your lives together. If he still doesn't want to talk about it, there's a problem.

5. Find out what turns you on and communicate it. Don't leave him to trial and error. 85% of marriages collapse due to lack of proper communication.

6. Men are moved by what they see. Feed his eyes with what he wants to see. If you don't, *someone else will*.

7. When you're about to start having regular sex, I will advise you to stop using your Love Machine at least 2 weeks ahead of time. If you don't, you'll be giving him extra work because you haven't made the transition in your mind.

8. Giving a man addicted to porn and masturbation a Mouth Action is pure punishment. Its punishment to your jaw and hand. You will suck and suck but nothing will happen.

9. *Your ring tone is one of the things that inspires him to keep pumping. Never engage in sex without ringtones*.

10. Doggy style is one of the styles men love a lot. It gives them a good view of the ass and it inspires them.

The down part of that style is that it's not good for men that have premature ejaculation issues.

I'll advise you not to try that style in the beginning. Delay it and use it to finish off.

..... and if you're a woman and understand the timing of your husband, don't make him start with that style... He will release too early and you won't enjoy it.

11. Sex is very important to humanity. Some female animals die within one year if they don't have sex. This explains why some women nag, easily irritated or even hypertensive.

12. The average size of a man's Penis is 5.6 inches when erect. So it doesn't matter how long it is. What matters most is the performance.

13. Men burn between 100 and 200 calories on average during a round of sex. While women burn approximately 69 calories. This explains why a woman should make sure the man feeds well if she wants him to perform well.

14. I laugh when young people think their parents or grandparents don't have sex anymore. Wrong!

It's been discovered that women in their 80s can still have sex if they are in good health.

That's why women in their 80s can still have boyfriends long after their husbands are dead. ���

15. The average time for a man under 40 to achieve erection is 10 seconds. For some it's faster.

The moment you notice it's taking longer to achieve, there may be a problem.

16. The moment your man ejaculates, one of the fastest ways of getting him back up is to suck his nipples.

A man's nipples is as sensitive as a woman's own.

If your man have the tendency of releasing very fast, don't play too much with his nipples.

17. What men that focus on penetration don't understand is that, the female clitoris has about 8,000 nerve endings, which is twice as many as contained in the penis.

As such, it is this area that most helps a woman reach orgasm. Pay attention to this area.

Also the use of the tongue on her clitoris gives long lasting memory of orgasms. She will forever adore you.

18. The female vagina contrast in size about 30% when the woman is about to orgasm.

That is why the man needs to pump harder when she's nearing orgasm because this contraction help increase the sensitivity felt by both parties helping them explode into orgasm together.

19. For ladies that think masturbation or using a Love Machine is better than having real sex, hear this:

For a woman attempting to reach climax, it will take her only four minutes through masturbation. However, it can take upwards of 10-20 minutes to reach climax during intercourse.

Now choose for yourself.

If I were you, I'll go for intercourse. Its far better.

20. One of the advantages of having sex and getting an orgasm is that a single orgasm can take care of a nagging migraine headache.

So ladies, the ball is in your court. Instead of trying to take all those pills. Why not have sex?

21. The average man has the ability to get 11 erections per day. This is absolutely normal.

So the next time you see a guy with an erection, don't ever think he's a pervert. Its absolutely normal.

22. Sex at least once a week can lower a man’s risk of heart disease by 30%.

Stroke by 50%.
Diabetes by 40%.

It has also been shown that men with an active sex life are more likely to live past 80 years.

That's why I always urge people to have sex at least 3 times a week... It helps you live long.

23. Men who help with housework tend to have more sex.

24. If you have not been seeing your menstrual cycle regularly, there could be a problem.

It may be because you've not been having regular sex. Because women who have sex at least once a week have more regular menstrual cycles.

25. Women enjoy sex more than men because they have more nerve endings than men.

Also they can have multiple orgasm while the man can only have one before slipping into the refactory period.

Another reason why women enjoy sex more than men is because the average male orgasm lasts 6 seconds. The average female orgasm lasts 20 seconds.

26. Study has it that 36% of people under the age of 40 check there Facebook accounts immediately after sex.

The question is: How many of you have just finished having sex?

27. When Viagra was released in 1998 it grossed over $411 million in profits within its first three months...it went on to make $1.8 billion in 2003.... and somebody thinks there's no money in sex business.

28 . Post sex cuddling has helped more women stay in a marriage.

What some men do after sex is to roll over and sleep off. This leaves the lady feeling like a rag doll instead of a wife.

When next you finish making her orgasm, pull her to yourself and drift off with her in your arms.

She'll never forget that experience.

29. Have you ever wondered why old couples refuse to die?

You see them in their 80s walking around with their walking stick and helping each other.

Simple: Love and sex have been discovered to strengthen the bones. So if you want to boost your calcium level, get down tonight with your spouse.

30. Finally, fall in love with yourself. It's been discovered that people who truly love themselves enjoy sex more than those that don't care.

If you don't love yourself enough you will never have a great sex life.

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This doesn't look like a SUYA SPOT. This is a berbeque spot at a party(pool party)

Checkout Forbes 2018 Top 100 World’s Highest Paid Entertainers Forbes releases the official Top 100 world’s Highest Paid Entertainers and it seems floyd Mayweather captures the top spot of highest paid entertainers. The boxer’s August 2017 fight versus Conor McGregor generated more than $550 million in revenue, with Money Mayweather earning $275 million, securing him the No. 1 spot for the second year since 2015. George Clooney ($239 mil) is in the No. 2 spot after British liquor giant Diageo purchased Casamigos, the tequila company Clooney cofounded, giving him the best annual take-home of his—or any actor’s—career. Kylie Jenner ($166.5 mil) returns to the list at No. 3, a significant jump from the 2017 newcomer’s spot at No. 59, followed by Judge Judy Sheindlin ($147 mil) at No. 4. Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, earning $124 million, rounds out the top five. The Rock nearly doubled his 2017 $65 million payday, and his acting-related earnings are the largest ever recorded in the 20 years Forbes has tracked the Celebrity 100. See List Below; #1 Floyd Mayweather 41 $285 M Athletes #2 George Clooney 57 $239 M Actors #3 Kylie Jenner 20 $166.5 M Personalities #4 Judy Sheindlin 75 $147 M Personalities #5 Dwayne Johnson 46 $124 M Actors #6 U2 – $118 M Musicians #7 Coldplay – $115.5 M Musicians #8 Lionel Messi 31 $111 M Athletes #9 Ed Sheeran 27 $110 M Musicians #10 Cristiano Ronaldo 33 $108 M Athletes #11 Bruno Mars 32 $100 M Musicians #12 Conor McGregor 30 $99 M Athletes #13 Neymar 26 $90 M Athletes #13 Howard Stern 64 $90 M Personalities #15 Ellen DeGeneres 60 $87.5 M Personalities #16 James Patterson 71 $86 M Authors #17 LeBron James 33 $85.5 M Athletes #18 Rush Limbaugh 67 $84.5 M Personalities #19 Katy Perry 33 $83 M Musicians #20 Robert Downey Jr. 53 $81 M Actors #21 Taylor Swift 28 $80 M Musicians #22 Dr. Phil McGraw 67 $77.5 M Personalities #23 Roger Federer 36 $77.2 M Athletes #24 Stephen Curry 30 $76.9 M Athletes #25 Jay-Z 48 $76.5 M Musicians #26 Ryan Seacrest 43 $74 M Personalities #27 Guns N’ Roses – $71 M Musicians #28 Roger Waters – $68 M Musicians #29 Matt Ryan 33 $67.3 M Athletes #30 Kim Kardashian West 37 $67 M Personalities #31 Chris Hemsworth – $64.5 M Actors #32 Sean Combs 48 $64 M Musicians #33 David Copperfield 61 $62 M Magicians #33 Gordon Ramsay 51 $62 M Personalities #35 Beyoncé Knowles 36 $60 M Musicians #36 Matthew Stafford 30 $59.5 M Athletes #37 Kendrick Lamar – $58 M NA #38 Jerry Seinfeld 64 $57.5 M Comedians #39 Kevin Hart 39 $57 M Comedians #39 The Weeknd 28 $57 M Musicians #41 The Eagles – $56 M Musicians #42 J.K. Rowling 52 $54 M Authors #43 Kevin Durant 29 $53.7 M Athletes #44 Depeche Mode – $53 M NA #45 Luke Bryan 42 $52 M Musicians #46 Pink 38 $52 M Musicians #47 Jimmy Buffett 71 $51 M Musicians #48 Lewis Hamilton 33 $51 M Athletes #49 Lady Gaga – $50 M NA #50 Calvin Harris 34 $48 M Musicians #51 Paul McCartney 76 $47.5 M Musicians #51 Russell Westbrook 29 $47.5 M Athletes #52 Drake 31 $47 M Musicians #53 Foo Fighters – $47 M Musicians #54 Jennifer Lopez 48 $47 M Musicians #55 James Harden 28 $46.4 M Athletes #56 Elton John 71 $46 M Musicians #57 Metallica – $46 M Musicians #58 Garth Brooks 56 $45.5 M Musicians #59 Jackie Chan 64 $45.5 M Actors #60 The Chainsmokers – $45.5 M Musicians #61 Canelo Alvarez 27 $44.5 M NA #62 Steve Harvey 61 $44 M Personalities #63 Simon Cowell 58 $43.5 M Personalities #64 Billy Joel 69 $43.5 M Musicians #66 Tiger Woods 42 $43.3 M Athletes #67 Drew Brees 39 $42.9 M Athletes #68 Sofía Vergara 46 $42.5 M Television actresses #69 Sebastian Vettel 31 $42.3 M Athletes #70 Derek Carr 27 $42.1 M NA #71 Will Smith 49 $42 M Actors #72 Rafael Nadal 32 $41.4 M Athletes #72 Alex Smith 34 $41.4 M NA #74 Phil Mickelson 48 $41.3 M Athletes #75 Jordan Spieth 24 $41.2 M Athletes #76 Scarlett Johansson 33 $40.5 M Actresses #76 Akshay Kumar 50 $40.5 M Actors 78 Adam Sandler 51 $39.5 M Actors #79 Damian Lillard 28 $39.2 M Athletes #80 Anthony Joshua – $39 M NA #80 Rolling Stones – $39 M Musicians #82 Salman Khan 52 $37.7 M Actors #82 Rory McIlroy 29 $37.7 M Athletes #84 Kris Jenner – $37.5 M NA #84 Rihanna 30 $37.5 M Musicians #84 Bruce Springsteen 68 $37.5 M Musicians #87 Kenny Chesney 50 $37 M Musicians #87 Trumaine Johnson 28 $37 M NA #89 Imagine Dragons – $36.5 M NA #90 Jimmy Garoppolo 26 $36.2 M NA #91 Kyrie Irving 26 $36.1 M NA #92 Sean Hannity 56 $36 M Personalities #93 Giannis Antetokounmpo 23 $35.5 M NA #93 J. Cole – $35.5 M NA #93 Blake Griffin 29 $35.5 M NA #96 Ryan Tannehill 29 $35.2 M NA #97 Von Miller 29 $35.1 M Athletes #98 Dave Chappelle 44 $35 M Comedians #98 Dr. Dre 53 $35 M Musicians #98 Nas – $35 M Musicians

Davido knew he can't beef this legend anymore n he finally seek for peace!!

*NIGERIAN POLITICAL SPORT NEWS*:

Nigeria Senate's Transfer market is Open....

15 Senators left their former clubs APC fc after a Torrid 3 seasons at the top level....

Meanwhile, 2 strikers left APC fc for ADC in a bid to seek for playing times....

8 defenders, 3 Midfielders and 3 Strikers also Left APC fc to PDP fc after they allegedly fell out with their newly signed Head coach, *Adams Oshiomhole*....

However, the No-nonsense newly signed coach has issued a stern warning to the misfiring left winger, *Chris Ngige*, warning him to watch his back.

The captain of APC fc, *Saraki* is now sitting on the fence and hoping to force his move immediately the transfer window opens in September 15th.

Painfully, A Prolific defender, *Shehu Sani* who played a key role in the APC's cup winning 3 years ago failed his medicals at his new Club and his contract was terminated..... Hopefully, they might loan him to SDP fc by next season.

Finally the owner of APC fc, *Buhari* has refused to involve himself in any signing of new players Especially after they won a local league in *Ekiti State* recently..

More details to come shortly......!!!

I will keep you updated on Politics and Sports.

What is your jamb score?

Last month, Ali kiba from theatre arts hugged Tamara from Archeology dept and it's reported that she became pregnant..... That is why the ban was imposed

Ronaldo is the most hated? OK I agree.....All divers have lots of haters.....ASK NEYMAR

POINTS ON HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE.


PERSONALLY
1. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
2. Don't have negative thoughts of things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment
3. Don't over do; keep your limits
4. Don't take yourself so seriously; no one else does
5. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip
6. Dream more while you are awake
7. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need..
8. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner of his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
9. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
10. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present
11. No one is in charge of your happiness except you
12. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
13. Smile and laugh more
14. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

COMMUNITY
15. Call your family often
16. Each day give something good to others
17. Forgive everyone for everything
18. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6
19. Try to make at least three people smile each day
20. What other people think of you is none of your business
21. Your job will not take care of you when you are sick. Your family and friends will. Stay in touch.

LIFE
22. Put GOD first in anything and everything that you think, say and do.
23. GOD heals everything
24. Do the right things
25. However good or bad a situation is, it will change
26. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up
27. The best is yet to come
28. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful
29. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it
30. If you know GOD you will always be happy. So, be happy.

While you practice all of the above, your life will grow from ZERO to HERO..

Ex President Jonathan’s former health minister is now a Professor at America’s Duke University. His former agriculture minister is now the President of the African Development Bank.

His former finance minister sits on the board of Twitter, Gavi, Lazard and the Asian Infrastructure and Investment Bank. His communications minister is now the Chairperson of the global Alliance for Affordable Internet.

All this is happening while President Buhari and his finance minister are still looking for their certificates!

By Reno Omokri ....

Sadly but succinctly stated:

*WE BUILT THIS PLACE*

by Mario

A lecturer wanting 5 rounds to pass a female student. A policeman demanding 500k for bail. A judge demanding 5m for judgement. A public servant demanding 50m for a contract. A voter demanding 5k for his/her vote. A clergy demanding 5-500k for “blessings”. A leader(s) close their eyes to corruption and nepotism. A parent offering 50k for ward’s admission into school or paying for exam questions.

A society rewarding incompetence. A society closing its mind to murder. A society shutting down common sense. A society designed to allow the worst to emerge to the top, in many respects. A society that justifies all things in the name of politics, tribe, ethnicity and individual benefit. A society that blackmails others for difference in thinking.

A Nation that we have all collectively built. One working towards oppressing the other. Where impunity is rife. Where our default thinking is on wailing or hailing never a consideration of the issue.

*A society with low or no expectations from their leaders.* A society in conflict with itself.

*A society where thought is absent*. That all issues are swept under the carpet depending on who holds the broom and where all things can be covered depending on where the umbrella tilts.

A society where seemingly educated men run away from speaking out in the face of evil so that they will be seen as saints .

A society where evil doers are glorified by men who pretend to be gentlemen.

A society where men have no regards to the legacy they will leave behind.

*A society where money is preferred to wisdom!!!*
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THIS IS MY NATION...

...WE BUILT THIS PLACE...
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IN UNITY, WE CAN REBUILT A BETTER NATION!!!!!

*Abeg, make we go school small* ..........
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You're taking it personal ❌
You're taking it personally ✔

He is matured ❌
He is mature ✔
He has matured ✔

The reason is because ❌
The reason is that ✔

My stuffs ❌
My stuff ✔

Night vigil ❌
Vigil ✔

Traveling bag ❌
Travel Bag ✔

As at when due ❌
As and when due ✔

Be rest assured ❌
Rest assured ✔

I'm hearing you ❌
I can hear you ✔

My names are ❌
My name is ✔

All manners of ❌
All manner of ✔

She delivered a baby boy ❌
She was delivered of a baby boy ✔

Lacking behind ❌
Lagging behind ✔

Crack your brain ❌
Rack your brain ✔

Return it back ❌
Return it ✔

Nigeria comprises of 36 states ❌
Nigeria comprises 36 states ✔
Nigeria is comprised of 36 states ✔

Wake keeping ❌
Wake keep ❌
Wake ✔

Exercise patience ❌
Be patient ✔

Barbing saloon ❌
Barber shop ✔

I forgot my phone at home ❌
I left my phone at home✔

Borrow me your pen ❌
Lend me your pen ✔
May I borrow your pen ✔

More grease to your elbow ❌
More power to your elbow ✔

Funny enough, I've never liked him ❌
Funnily enough, I've never liked him ✔

My body is scratching me ❌
My body itches ✔

Letterhead paper ❌
Letterhead ✔

I'm not your mate ❌
We're not mates ✔

You're mannerless ❌
You're ill-mannered ✔

Horn at the car in front ❌
Honk at the car in front ✔

Happy birthday in arrears ❌
Happy belated birthday ❌
Belated happy birthday ✔

I will sleep at 10pm ❌
I will go to bed at 10pm ✔

Just when I thought I have seen it all ❌
Just when I thought I had seen it all ✔

First come, First serve ❌
First come, First served ✔

Please dash me ❌
Please hand it on to me ✔
Please give me ✔

I have a running nose ❌
I have a runny nose ✔

Working Experience ❌
Work Experience ✔

*25 LITTLE STORIES FROM THE MAN*

SAVE IT


1. Once upon a time I met a man who told me that telling the truth and making someone cry, is better than telling a lie and making someone smile and happy.

2. He said to me your true friends are those who will never avoid you just because they have met new friends.

3. As he kept on speaking to me, he said If some people do not appreciate and value my presence, I should work hard to make them value and appreciate my absence.

4. He said I must not be angry with anyone who is quiet on me because there must be a reason why they are quiet, and that I will get to know the reason later.

5. He told me it is always better to be a blessing to others at all times than to be a burden at all times.

6. He said I must learn to forgive others not because they deserve it but because I deserve the peace that comes with forgiveness.

7. I must know that everyone deserves a second chance and many more chances if they ask for forgiveness, but I must not loose my guard over their intentions.

8. I must not only talk to people in my free time, but I must free my time to talk to people.

9. I must know that the truth may hurt for a little while, but a lie will hurt for a long time.

10. I must learn to value and respect people who tell you the Truth no matter how painful the truth is.

11. I must make my decisions when I am in the right mood, not when I am angry, likewise I must not make promises when I am excited with high emotions.

12. I must know that some people are like candles that burn themselves to give light to others. I should not have regrets if I happen to be one of such candles.

13. I must learn to be a caring friend because it is a thousand times better than a careless lover.

14. I should value and protect my relationships of many years of investments because they are like a book that takes years to write but can get burnt only within few seconds.

15. He specifically said this repeatedly that If I have a problem with someone, I should go tell the person and not go tell the world.

16. He said to me that I should know that nobody is busy, it is just a matter of their priorities within a day.

17. He said to me that people can trust you when you are consistent with what you say and what you do.

18. He said with a low voice, only God can be totally trusted. Trust God 100%.

19. He then said no matter what, I must not forget those who helped and stood by me in my time of trials and during my difficult times.

20. I must always remember those who turned their backs on me in my difficult times of trials. Not for vengeance, but for the lesson of life.

21. I must be careful with those who put me into difficult times but I must never hate them. It is a lesson of life.

22. He said again I must be grateful at all times to God for this life and for living. It is a privilege and not a right.

23. As he was leaving me, he said, always remember how temporary this world is, I must always be conscious of the reality of eternity with God in heaven or with Satan in hell fire.

24. He smiled and left waving me for a long time. Who must this man be?

25. What he told me may be useful to you, if it is, then share it.

God bless you more as you meditate upon these words from the unknown man.

This is so unfair for keylor Navas

Why are u using one case to generalize... Get a general statistic before concluding...

Bursted.....

Every technology has it's own advantages n disadvantags.....All you need is to build discipline over it........INTERNET IS DANGEROUS TO LITTLE CHILDREN......

At least he is better than some celebrities that prolific from one woman to another... #POWER_COUPLE

Spirit of sportsmanship.... FOOTBALL UNITES THE WORLD

Hope macron will score hat trick

#Word..... May God save us from the hands of this tyrant....

Though I'm not an IPOB supporter, but it's better to declare an independent state peacefully than to forcefully enforce yourself on people's land in the name of ranching..... God punish terrorist herdsmen....

That doesn't change his celebrity status

GENIUS!!!!! This is too good to be true

This is what migrants are suppose to be doing... helping their host nation......NOT LIKE SOME MIGRANTS IN NIGERIA (KILLING FROM ONE INNOCENT VILLAGE TO ANOTHER)

This is what migrants are suppose to be doing... helping their host nation......NOT LIKE SOME MIGRANTS IN NIGERIA (KILLING FROM ONE INNOCENT VILLAGE TO ANOTHER)

May God help the farmers...... farm produce(CHEAP)..... security(HERDSMEN)..... DOUBLE WAHALA!!!!!!!

Beating your wife reduce your status as a man even if she is at fault.....

See as football elevate this woman's worldwide status.....
World sexiest President ever

From pig to cat... hmnnn...I see Emanuel Macron celebrating his boys victory already..

APC wahala.. Failed administration!!

DMW...From Grace to Grace