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Naira Marley/Terry G will soon feature in Agriculture text book...
TOPIC: Weed farming

MY GUY DEY SUCK IMAGINARY BOOBS...

*Covid-19: Our Sin level has dropped*

If there was an instrument that can measure the Sin level on the earth today, a *Sinometer* (lol), I believe the guage will show a great drop in the sins of humanity. Or how do you explain;

1. That most brothels and clubs are shut at this time because of social distancing. Sexual immorality rate has thankfully, dropped

2. Nigerian Senators donating 50% of their salaries to fund Covid-19 account. Greed of our Senators have miraculously, dropped

3. Lockdown has forced Lagos and Abuja drivers to sit at home. Abuses on the steering, traffic offences, conductor and passenger fighting have all drastically, dropped

4. Husbands (and maybe wives too) are forced to sit at home with family. Marital infidelity has significantly, dropped

5. Lots of rich people and organisations are suddenly donating to Covid-19 account. Corporate social irresponsibility has openly, dropped

6. Because of the lockdown, our cars are forced to take some much needed rest globally, so our beloved earth too can rest. Carbon emission that has been hurting the earth has sweetly, dropped

7. Because of the fear of the lockdown, couples (most especially daddies) had to hurriedly drop money to stock the house. Financial irresponsibility in the home has thankfully, dropped

8. Since couples are now forced to stay at home, marital distancing has miraculously, dropped

9. Because we are now at home, office politics, antagonism and wickedness have sincerely, dropped

10. Before Covid-19, nations were preoccupied on how to attack each other, economically, militarily and politically. Now we are jointly attacking the common Covid-19 enemy. So multi-national wars have for now, unbelievably, dropped

11. The fear of Covid-19 has even forced terrorist groups globally to withdraw into their caves, as they monitor event of things too. Terrorist activities and killings have greatly, dropped

12.The lockdown has slowed down the human rat race of work, waking up early, pursuing things, keeping deadlines. So, Hustling, Stress level and BP issues have appreciably, dropped

13.Covid-19 hit advanced nations first, who had previously boasted in their technological, medical and scientific advancements. The pride of, we-are-untouchable by the developed countries have humbly, dropped.
14. Most of our pastors and other men of God, who had boasted on their divine powers to deal and conquer Covid 19 have all suddenly gone quite.

15. On a lighter note, even witches and wizards have also obeyed the sit at home order, by pressing the pause button. Wickedness in high places have truly, dropped

These are some sins of the World that Covid-19 has thankfully helped us arrest. Let's drop our sins. Now we see we can indeed live better lives.

You can add to the list and let's continue living like this after the Covid-19 impasse is over...

Add your own advantage!!!

AgentNairaland:
Lie Muhammed

Lai LINUS Mohammed

twerkjack:
All these deadbeat sperm donors.

Probably after years of ignoring and not contributing to the children's welfare wants to be rewarded and reap where he did not sow.

Your child can only ignore u if she doesn't consider you a part of her life.

Useless man

Just shut up if u have nothing to say...
Any family that the woman start feeling like the head of the home always end in crisis...

What comes to mind... WILLOW!!!

MONEY Style

This girl don buy market... She for just let the sleeping dog lie...

Good for them

Na to carry the most expensive na

You make so much sense...Increased production in the country will boost the economy through employment, cheaper products, creativity...even terrorists will get work to do and insecurity will be history...
Let's learn from China

When air blow, foul yansh go open...
Friends with benefit!!!

G.O.A.T She for just join Brazzers family!!!

Good for them... Mama Pastress Eucheria!!!

kestolove95:
Am not happy abt her death.. I love her movies.. "I am a witch" who remember the movie she made DAT statement?

YOU ARE THE ONLY NOLLYWOOD diehard FAN HERE...
Pls tell us the title so that we can also watch!!

He was 94yrs on April 26th 2019...How did he reach 95yrs already... OP OP, u too much

OsmanH163:
How can i stop this sweetest taboo


Good evening joro, i how can i stop sleeping with my girlfriend's friend, she is hot and always available. Her office is close to my place. Im an architect and works from home.




She comes to my house to use my toilet claiming that so many ppl uses their office toilet. And anytime she come we must make love.. joro "make love" is an understatement.

She fVcks the hell out of me and tells me to take it easy with my girlfriend when she comes over.. she is from owerri and very brilliant, uses classes as if she no dey sin.




Joro if u see her hips and waist, lord have mercy. Joro, becos of this mad sex i cant summon courage to propose to my girl..

My girl is beautiful, rich but is very shy. Whenever i want to go down on her she would lift my head and that is that.




But this her friend seats on my face and and rolls..READ MORE..

The Cain wey Baba God go take flog u ehn, eeh still dey soak for anointing oil...

Wiseandtrue:
Nigerians are the luckiest people alive!!!

LUCKY? China is NATURAL DISASTER, Nigeria is HUMAN DISASTER...
Boko Haram, Corruption etc...NaijaMyCountry

saxha:
Lol. Imagine, Senators and all other public office holders saying Nigeria should permanent them, because the country has been the resources. Won't people shout murder?

Well, I don't blame them, I blamed the government that can't stick to their word. They should have dismissed them long ago. They're millions of employed graduates that are waiting to benefits from the scheme, but the selfishness of most npower beneficiaries at the moment won't let them see beyond their nose.

Honestly...
They said 2years empowerment scheme so that other batch can also benefit...
Selfishness won't just allow the present beneficiaries to give space for others too...
The last time I checked, it's called EMPOWERMENT and not EMPLOYMENT...

But people are selfish o...
U don't want to leave so that other graduates can also benefit from the scheme??...
No wonder older civil servants don't want to retire and give space too!!! NaijaMyCountry

Chai... SEXY??... (I laugh in Spanish).....OP need a MENTAL RENOVATION!!

She punished him because he called her "Beautiful"?...What a loser she is...

Give us the link to download his songs...Hope his lyrics is better than tekno own..... WE NO WAN HEAR ABOUT BIG CASSAVA AGAIN!!!

Which one is DEADLY BOOBS again?... OP ayam not understanding!!

Fulani women dey fine o... But nothing dey upstairs!!!

"So much alike"...Have this phrase change meaning?... One look like Chinese, the other look like Brazilian