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Tolexander: Funny couple!

They gave birth to albino, in other to console themselves, they are claiming they gave birth to white!

Well, albino rat is also called a white rat!

lol you are funny. this is not albino, the child is white

"if any guy touch u, u will become pregnant and dat is the end of ur career. cos there wont be any need wasting school fee on a pregnant teenager".


that advice make me stay away from guys as far as possible until i realize it is not mere touching but se.x

in case
great women.

in case
great women.

How many kids re in this pix?

in case

bcomputer101: Bros,
Abeg wait ooo, i wan ask you a question!

is your stupidity hereditary or self-inflicted?

So you derive joy in scaming people abi?
People like you are reasons why i still clamour for human sacrifice.

Make your money alone...
*OLODO*

;Dplease why did u take it personal, have u fall for scammers before? just
just let him be am sure no fool will fall for this.

i trust the catholic secondary boarding school i graduated from they will resume when they want nd nobody can stop them. the school does not even observe some public holidays at time cos they dont like missing a day class.

Study d map very well there is a snack bar for all of us dat will make heaven.

No offence to 64-year-old Sibusiso Mthembu, but hearing his story just made me laugh out loud. Of course, the South African from KwaZulu-Natal tells it in all seriousness. And who knows, he may even be telling the truth about having visited heaven four times, so far. The first time was in 1998, and subsequent visits were made in 2004, 2006 and 2008. It all started in 1993, when a white man (an angel, apparently) paid him a visit and told him he was needed in heaven. And now, after several visits, he’s drawing a map to make sure the rest of us ‘unlucky’ ones get what he’s talking about.

But it’s not the fact that he took a few vacations to heaven or even that he’s drawing a map that amuses me. It’s more to do with the stuff he says he’s seen and done there. According to Mthembu, there are 11 heavens in all, and he was taken to the fifth one, Crista, first. It was there, in a city called Sharmoy, that he claims to have met Jesus. The main heaven is Salem, he says, where God’s temple is located. God is apparently in his youth, and of a Grayish complexion. Jesus is white. He saw God for the first time during his second trip, on a planet called Jadalem that’s mostly covered in water and ice. 



Mthembu’s other sightings include Moses, Eliya, and Abel. He also explored the Marshnode City, which is the place people go to when they die, to get reincarnated. But here’s the weirdest of all his tales – he says that the people who predicted the end of the world in May last year weren’t entirely incorrect. Mthembu seems to have eavesdropped on an important meeting in the heavens, where the biggest war against Satanism was being discussed. The war is supposed to have been launched on May 23rd, so we’re basically on a countdown to the absolute end.

The map isn’t ready yet, but Mthembu is already worried about counterfeit  versions. “People must come and see the map as one day someone from Japan or China or Britain will design a map of heaven and the people of South Africa will have forgotten that the map was originally made in South Africa,” he says. Perhaps he needs to patent his creation. And while he’s at it, write a fantasy novel and strike a movie deal too?


http://www.mediapostng.com/2014/08/meet-man-whos-been-to-heaven-4-times.html?m=1

1- Oga at the top
2- Stowaway boy hide in plane tire
from Benin to Lagos.
3- Former Gov Olusegun Agagu corpse
re-die in plane Crash
4- 'Go and Die' phrase from Gov
Oshiomole to a widow
5- GEJ is Nigeria Mandela- Abati
6- ASUU strike for 5 months
7- 16 is greater than 19
8- 5 house members override 20
something to impeach speaker
9- Governor's wife under house arrest
10- 5 PDP decamp to APC
11- face off between PEJ and Wole
Soyinka
12- Obasanjo letter to The President
Jonathan
13- federal govt gives ASUU
ultimatum!
14- Iyabo Obasanjo letter to Obasanjo
15- 37 PDP rep member decamped to
APC
16- ASUU called off six month strike
then the health workers begins theirs
next day !
17- And least I forget .....MIKEL Obi
scores for Chelsea.
18- Buhari paying homage to IBB and
OBJ.
What a year.
Abeg help me add the ones i forgot.

Airforce1: Genevieve or whatever she's called is not "BIG" here in united states

which of the united state? kano united right?

If only we know how lucky we re in Nigeria. We don't experience all dis rubbish,water drought,tornado,earth quake,mountain rubble (or whateva they call it)blah blah blah blah. Imagine s complaining for water. Even Ekpoma in Edo state dat has no water still survive cos Nigerians re survivors,we re conquerors

point taken

MAY THE SOULS OF THE FAITHFUL DEPARTED, THRU THE MERCY OF GOD REST IN PEACE. MAY THEY REST IN PERFECT PEACE. AMEN.

Airforce1: I'm not gay
I'm straight like 6'0 clock

or 6:05

okay

cute guy

Feraz: What you didn't or aren't telling us is if they consulted with their wives before naming their daughters after you.

yes they did. The wives were told to chose the names they like nd the husbands were given d same option too. They compare d listed names nd reach a conclusion.

My 2 former boyfriends named their daughters after me nd their wives knw me

I dislike Americans with passion

folu4real: Who told u 2 quote me. I can see u are among d corrupt politician. One day a good leader without corruptible mind will wipe out corrupt leaders. Check urself b4 throwing insult on other people.

O.D.E OMO

Is d cardinal behind d pope cleaning his nose with his finger?
Very humble man, a great church, and wonderful people.

One love

rest in peace

daisyella: and u know that just by watching him act. hehehehe

yea. his physical attribute nd the way he speaks i hnow he will be a very caring guy

folu4real: Your husband thought Nigeria has a good health care, he is totally wrong. Our corrupt leadears never invested on a good health care facility. Why on earth Nigeria why didn't he go to USA that has good healthcare facilities.

wht is dis one saying? Must u always put blames on ur leaders. U nigerians re d main reason why d country is not developed cos u don't even apprecaite d little u hv. Wht re ur contributions so far to d development of the country?with the little health care d country has people recover when they visit the hospitals?do all Nigerians travel abroad for treatments?how will d country develop with people like U in it. If it were to be 12th century people like u will be hanged for saying such nonsense against ur country. RUBBISH.



Back to d topic, if truly he came to Nigeria for medical attention, why did he not tell them immediately he landed dat he was having d virus nd why did he urinate on them all when they told him he was a carrier? Maybe US send him to Nigeria cos I don't trust dat country

If I can hv john dumelo I will be fullfilled.
I just love d guy

LesbianBoy: Generator Nnaji is overhyped! Omosexy is not!

what trash is dis one saying

Second

Sorry OP