₦airaland Forum

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the only tin i see is a vehicle with Goodluck poster passing nd a woman and child with petrol waiting to cross the road. are you blind Op?where is the picture of them opening their fuel tank to pour the fuel? Nigerians u re the cause of ur own problem.

NegeduGrace:
Dis is y I like oyinbo pple,look @hw a mother inlaw n her dota inlaw re in good terms unlike nigeria where reverse is d case..*runs out of thread before they see her*

does kissing in front of camera means they r in gud terms?

that is showbiz my friend

sisisioge:
His people shall be your people, his church shall be your church, his God shall be your God( hopefully, you already serve the same God), etc...

End of discussion.

LET HER PEOPLE BE HIS PEOPLE ND HER CHURCH HIS CHURCH HER GOD HIS GOD or ids dt too much to ask from a guy to sacrifice to his wife?

proximity0:
Thanks but don't u think I owe them an explanation as I intend to keep them till God knows when and I don't intend to lose the ones I have now!!!!! I'm so attached to them!

dont tell ur friends anything u do nt owe them any explanation. your personal life is your problem not theirs

you don't need to explain yourself to ur friends. just open up to the lady you want to settle down with and continue to leave ur life.

there is something i like about you, you discovered the reason y ur parent relationship is not working out is cos they are both temperamental. that is a great lesson to learn from in choosing a wife. if u inherit ur parent temperament plss go for som1 gentle. and if with ur Aunty upbringing u r gentle don't go for a lady dat is temperamental cos u will always compare her to ur parent. also go for a gentle lady (note plss: i said GENTLE not DULL or BORING LADY )



thank me after 5years in your marriage. that is if you follow my advice

ok

Blackett:
76? Is it an OBJ question paper?

lolz

Fabdedon:
sha e pain me.. Cos i bought banana for her when i first visited she wrote..
Emeka Banana

seriously?

i wont read dat smh

in case

malikmoreni:
IF I CLICK AM, MAKE I DIE OF EBOLA++

there is no EBOLA in Nigeria again. say HIV

the clothe does nt need bra.

I WILL ADVICE YOU TO TAKE IT. MY FIRST SALARY AFTER YOUTH SERVICE IS 45,500. I was retained nd am still there (1year after service). it is beta to have someplace to go to every morning nd return home every evening rather than your neighbours leaving their house keys with you or asking you to bath their children when they return from school all cos you are jobless and too greedy to take the option u have.


The experience you gather in any work u do will boost ur C.V to help u get a beta job

tobillionaire:
Therez nothin special abt her i beg, No swags... Unlike omotola's dughters

U mean Omotola ugly children?

jamesw:
It is a Dog, Dog na Dog

if wht u listed above is wht you want ur lady to possess i wont b surprise if u get bored after 1yr in ur marriage. no wonder divorce is very high ova there. as a lady i will even get bored if my lady friend is like dis not imagine a guy enduring dt for the rest of his life.

eskober:
Am in a delima right now. My best friend is planning on getting married to the love of his life by the end of this year. I help her to secure a job in my office, I have been noticing this closeness btw my boss and her, when asked her she told me that my boss is just being nice but now it's very obvious in the office and everybody is talking about it. Every time they are always going out together under the umbrella of official duty. Everytime I ask her she will always deny it. Now I don't know what to do I don't know how to tell my friend, I have tried to set her up in the office maybe that can make her loose the job but my boss is always there to defend her. Fellow nairalanders what should i do in this situation?

if you are going to tell your friend then u will need enough prove for backup. it is very possible they are not dating. almost all d staff in my place of work believe i am dating my boss cos he is a very difficult man and i happens to b d first person to work directly with him for over a year. he is neva comfortable working with anybody but we manage to get along fine. the truth is i am having a difficult time with him but everybody think all is well. wht option do i have? i have to endure d stress he makes me go through to keep my job. but i am not dating him cos he is old enough to b my dad. u need more prove plsss dont destroy som1 else relationship on rumour or assumption

lilbazy:
He is definitely from EBONYI state

am certain he is from Enugu

The following below are the funniest ways to breakup with your boy/girlfriend...

1. "16 missed calls? you killed my battery so you're capable of killing me ... it is over!!!

2. "How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you? i smell conspiracy. IT IS OVER!"

3. "You dont even respect me, I'm talking and you are busy breathing? IT IS OVER!"

4. "So now you are drinking coke that has another man's name of it, better go and find him because it is over between us".

5. "so Beyonce's "drunk in love" is your caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids" IT IS OVER!

6. " They are shouting bird flu, you are still cooking chicken. you want to kill me? IT IS OVER

7. "I called you and you picked up immediately. you lack patience. i can't date someone who's not patient. IT IS OVER!

8. "Why are u using broom to sweep my room when you know I support PDP? IT IS OVER!!!

9. "You are always abbreviating your texts, you want our children to be short abi? IT IS OVER!"

10. "I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. you don;t care about me. IT IS OVER"

11. "You didn;t pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Park your things cos IT IS OVER!


YOU CAN YOURS TO CONTINUE THE FUN

aanumama:
Okay, youre so right,
people wey go dey scatter campaign

lolz

makazona:
whats d diff btw PDP n APC sef?

PDP is master thieves party with a strategic methods use in stealing and APC is PDP servant dt wish to eat from the master's table. all of them are thieves

k

is the hair packing a means of identification in the family? cos KIM K hair style is same with North West

I will post my comment when it happens. Just give me few months and I will b able to give u d respond u deserve

badassProdigy:

hey u, d pix u r posting on almost all d topics i hv opened is annoying. what message r u trying to pass across? dat u support a gay relationship or r u a gay? man it is ur life but stop pissing me off with ur annoying pix or i will have to report you

Segeggs:
It's a pagan celebration. The bible doesn't say we should observe such including easter which is the worship of the goddess ishtar

did the bible ask u to celebrate Christmas? or is d word "Bible" in the bible? sometin not in the bible does nt mean it is wrong or right

englishmart:
common. Commot here!

theM16:
So sad. only okonjo dey see 2million jobs she created in her room. Nonsense

y do Nigerians have low mentality? must the govt provide jobs for you before you huzzle for urselves? do they tell u there r no unemployment graduates in oda countries? are they d first graduates without jobs in Nigeria? you all blame govt and if you are to ask for these complaining muffy results u will discover they either did nt have good grades or they didn't apply for any job at all. is govt suppose to come to individual homes to offer you a job? there are private establishments that are created by individuals that believe in themselves. why cant they start from somewhere instead of blaming their thieving nature on the government.

wazobiaforu:
Make them stop 65 charges on ATM - is draining my account like crazy

so u are one of the people dt do withdraw 1000k everyday

ednoville:
CBN pls tell Skye bank to stop sending me messages I left them since 2005

lolz