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Travel › What Really Can You Show A 21 Year Old American Visiting Nigeria The First Time by MarketDispatch(op): 5:57am On Jan 28
What really can you show to a 21 year old American visiting Nigeria, precisely Lagos for the first time if you don't want the person to be bored?

Family › Re: My Marital Journey Has Begun! by MarketDispatch: 4:31am On Jan 28
Jman06:
Yesterday 26th January 2026 marked the beginning of my marital journey as I made first contact with my prospective inlaws. The reception was warm and signalled the start of a great relationship between the two families. I'll continue to update you guys as the journey progresses.
I know some of you might be curious about the girl I later settled for but trust me, I made a great pick and in line with what I have always posted here about the sort of woman I wanted to marry.

So, keep your fingers crossed as the journey progresses.

A Pastor told me bluntly. If you are locking your phones from each other, something is fishy.
Family › Re: Don't marry a chronic and shameless debtor be it a man or woman. by MarketDispatch: 8:06am On Jan 25
Ibechris2:
If u are dating any lady and u found out she is a chronic debtor pls,avoid going further getting married to her.

Same applies to woman dating chronic gambler and those of them owing palmpay,opay and even other loan apps...u will not end well if marry such men.

Avoid these classes of men and women.
If you marry a woman that is owing banks 8.4m, it is sure as daylight that it is the Husband's money that will be used to payback the loan.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Reconciles With Ex-husband, Olakunle Churchill by MarketDispatch: 4:37am On Jan 25
Afonja2:
https://www.instagram.com/p==
See how Tonto Dike is very very happy to go back to 1 minute man....
Politics › Re: Ferocious Battle Footage From Sambisa Forest War Front by MarketDispatch: 12:38pm On Jan 24
[quote author=Jakumo post=138240916]It is ultimate sacrifice for their fatherland.

https://www.youtub/quote]

After watching the video, one very important component is missing. The component that can spot the enemies from the sky...the Airforce components that provides aerial view, communication and support to ground operations.
Family › Re: Man Lures Wife Back To Nigeria, Returns Her Dowry And Fly Back To Australia by MarketDispatch: 4:09am On Jan 23
The wife was trying to put the man into unnecessary spending.
Politics › Re: God Will Not Allow Obi Become Nigeria’s President Now And Ever – Fani Kayode by MarketDispatch: 3:53am On Jan 23
Lalasdiva:
"God will not allow Obi become Nigeria’s president now and ever" – Fani Kayode

Former Minister of Aviation and prominent All Progressives Congress (APC) chieftain, Femi Fani-Kayode, has launched a blistering verbal attack on Labour Party presidential candidate Peter Obi, declaring that Obi will never become Nigeria’s president.

In a strongly worded statement shared via his official platforms, Fani-Kayode dismissed Obi’s political relevance, questioned his competence, and accused him of misleading supporters through social media propaganda.

According to Fani-Kayode, Peter Obi is not worthy of engagement by serious political actors, insisting that no credible presidential candidate would ever debate or directly respond to him.

“You don’t respond to comments of presidential spokespersons because you are a mannerless dunce with low self-esteem and you have no answers,” he wrote.

He went further to argue that placing Peter Obi in the same political bracket as leading figures such as Bola Ahmed Tinubu (Asiwaju), Atiku Abubakar (Waziri), or Rabiu Kwankwaso would be deeply insulting.

“Asiwaju to Waziri to Kwankwaso I can see, but to add an Obi to that list in a public debate or discussion would be a grave insult,” Fani-Kayode stated.

The former minister also mocked Obi’s public persona, claiming he is better known for marketing consumer goods than offering meaningful policy ideas.

“Who the hell is he and what does he know about anything other than misleading his gullible followers on social media and selling tomato puree, Bournvita and toothpaste?” he asked.

Fani-Kayode further asserted that Obi would struggle in any serious political debate, even against campaign spokespersons of rival parties.

“He would not last five minutes in a debate with ANY of our presidential spokespersons, and even Kwankwaso’s and Atiku’s would give him a hard time.”

Describing Obi as arrogant and deceitful, he labeled the former Anambra State governor a “charlatan” and a “modern-day wannabe.
Just take it that This Fani guy wants to renew his dwindling fame ticket using Obi hence his recent outbursts.
Education › Re: How My Old School Mate Betrayed Me by MarketDispatch: 3:48am On Jan 23
Brahamimo:
How do I narrate this without feeling let down?

It's really painful and sad.

Last week, I bumped into an old school mates of mine. In fact, we weren't just sch mates but coursemates.


I am really traumatised at this moment. I'm pained. Nothing has ever hurt me like this, not even the death of my dad ever hurt me this way.

Nlfpmod mynd44
He was more of a nuisance to almost every of his coursemate. It wouldn't be act of exaggeration to say he was the dullest amongst us.

You guys made mockery of him whilst he was in school, he didn't get angry or upset.

He now made mockery of you whilst you are all out of school... so why are you now getting angry or upset? Just take it as lessons of life.
Business › Re: MTN FIBRE X IN LAGOS STATE by MarketDispatch: 1:49am On Jan 22
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MTN FIBRE X gives you fast, reliable and unlimited data for as low as 25,000 naira per month.

What are you waiting for? Contact me for installation information: 08037240034

Keep the call coming...
Scam ...paid 25k since 29th of Dec. Nobody has called me for installation till now as at Jan 21st
Politics › Re: Why Didn't Presidency Inform Nigerians Tinubu Was In France To Attend Chagoury by MarketDispatch: 4:07am On Jan 20
Interesting..another angle
Politics › Re: China Names $24.5 Billion Ogidigben Gas Park Top BRI Recipient In 2025 by MarketDispatch: 7:45am On Jan 19
FreeStuffsNG:
China names $24.5billion Ogidigben Gas Park top BRI recipient in 2025



https://nairametrics.com/2026/01/18/china-names-24-5billion-ogidigben-gas-park-top-bri-recipient-in-2025/

Mynd44 nlfpmod
Nigerian Government should give loans to Nigerian companies in China to start massive projects in China for Nigeria...I want to see what will happen.
Business › Re: Nigerian Banks That Have Secured Their Licences Under New CBN Rules by MarketDispatch: 5:31am On Jan 19
phosky:
https://eyesoflagos.com/2026/01/18/nigerian-banks-that-have-secured-their-licences/

cc: Mynd44 , Nlfpmod , Seun
CBN does not know what they are doing.

Why allow banks to be selling recharge cards, selling airline tickets, selling electricity etc etc. Why will CBN allow banks to be using my money to compete with me in same business after keeping my money in the bank.

CBN should mandate banks to focus on core banking. Mutual funds, stocks, loans, etc etc
Politics › Re: How Trader In Onitsha Influenced Trump's Missile Strike In Nigeria - NYT by MarketDispatch: 5:27am On Jan 19
[quote author=Newsgeek24 post=138183360]https://verynigerian.com/how-trumps-us-air-squote]

Did Trump bomb Terrorists in Sokoto or not?
Has The Sultan spoken out since then or not?
Romance › Re: Single Men Above 30,why Have You Avoided Marriage? by MarketDispatch: 10:37am On Jan 17
MONEY247:
Many factors can be factored for adult bachelors. Finance, frustration, manipulation lack of interest and many more.
Many of my colleagues do not want marriage... They just want to "enjoy"
Here is the thing....Relationships and... . Marriage is work...

Whats the reason many older men
Avoid marriage this days..?
Modern day ladies, Spending millions to get married and the woman leaves after 6 months or 1 year...waste of money for the man
Politics › Re: Christopher Musa: Bandits Don’t Fear God, States Must Stop Negotiating With Them by MarketDispatch: 10:29am On Jan 17
Truthissupreme:
This man thinks na SSA him be

Talking foolish talk every 24hrs, this is the joke tinupoo supporters where clamouring for as messiah

Bandit don't talk they get to action and show you workings with TikTok so stop whining

If people see your results they automatically know it's bad business to negotiate
Exactly....Brig Gen Marwa NDLEA does not make noise...he shows working with results. Results announce him...
Health › Re: Man Seeks Justice As Nine-month-old Lagos Twins Allegedly Die After Immunisation by MarketDispatch: 10:11am On Jan 17
slivertongue:
Something must be done quickly about Lagos State healthcare system because it's gradually becoming a death trap. Too many incompetent hands parading the hospitals as healthcare professionals.

Condolences to the family of the Yan biu.
Fake drugs perhaps... investigation should isolate the batch of vaccination used with autopsy to determine if the Vaccine caused the death
Celebrities › Re: “I Was Bullied” — Davido’s Alleged Daughter Appeals For DNA Test by MarketDispatch: 9:44am On Jan 16
[quote author=alphonsoolajide post=138153702]https://eyesoflagos.co

Why is she just coming out
Business › Re: 21 Banks That Have Met The New CBN Capital Rules by MarketDispatch: 4:04am On Jan 16
Dpsychologist:
CBN Recapitalisation Is Here. ot
Source
What about the 1 customer bank- Sterling bank?
Politics › Re: "Friend Of A Thief Is A Thief;" Musa Warns Gumi, Others Sympathizing With Terror by MarketDispatch: 4:21pm On Jan 15
Is this General begging or should do the needful and finish off terrorists
Politics › Re: "Friend Of A Thief Is A Thief;" Musa Warns Gumi, Others Sympathizing With Terror by MarketDispatch: 4:20pm On Jan 15
But the friend of a millionaire is not a millionaire
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Nigerians To Pay 7.5% VAT On Mobile Bank Transfers, USSD Transactions. by MarketDispatch: 2:33am On Jan 15
Georgry:
Nigerians will begin paying a e fee.”


Source:
https://saharareporters.com/2026/01/14/breakingb_6vg
So I sat down yesterday to analyze this Vat of a thing.

Mama Nkechi is the owner of a Mama put. She peels yam with her hand, boils the yam and pounds the Yam with mortar and Pestle to make pounded yam (added value).

Mama Nkechi sells the pounded yam to Yinusa that comes to her store. Yinusa pays VAT on the pounded yam. ( Mama Nkechi is the one that added value to the yam by pounding it to make pounded yam, but it is Government that is collecting Vat money on the value that Mama Nkechi added to the yam. Which Value did Government add in the above if I may ask?

Politics › Re: DSS Intercept Trucks Transporting Illegally Mined Lithium In Kwara by MarketDispatch: 2:20am On Jan 15
GOFRONT:
Could that be Malami's??


I suspect those Drivers are on an errand for Malami since the operation was approved by a mine marshal personnel from Abuja.

A malami can do this!!!
All in all these will pass through ports. The question is how do they pass through Nigerian ports for export without the right documentation
Romance › Re: I Bought A 3 Bedroom Apartment In Uk ��, This Happened. by MarketDispatch: 1:27am On Jan 14
MatrixCircle:
I can not try it, because this kind person can send person back to naija. When she tire make she go.
Free monthly house rent in UK as a student. It appears you did not know the months of planning she really put in to actualize that dream. Intense seduction..and you fail .

As it stands now, yansh don chop your house rents
Romance › Re: I Bought A 3 Bedroom Apartment In Uk ��, This Happened. by MarketDispatch: 12:46am On Jan 14
MatrixCircle:
I bought a three bedroom 3 bedroom apartment in the UK 🇬🇧. Then I rented one of her to pack out because of emotional attachment.

Now what do I do ??
She had already set you up to stop paying rent when she was wearing bum shots round the house. Sorry, you don enter one chance...try much harder to push her out, and you will hear from the authorities that as a Landlord, you took advantage of her when she slept off on the Couch.
Health › Re: Man Walks Again After Surviving Five-storey Fall, Escapes Amputation by MarketDispatch: 8:46pm On Jan 13
Northernblood8:
Traditional bone doctors are very good.
Those traditional bone doctors are actually very good. They should be one of our exports in Nigeria to other countries
Politics › Re: The New Nigeria Army Depot Osogbo, Osun by MarketDispatch: 8:42pm On Jan 13
Apcnewrecruit:
APC is the best thing to happen to Nigeria especially under Tinubu administration. E remain to decentralise NDA
To create NIgeria Defence Academy. NDA, Osogbo, Campus
Romance › Re: If You Can’t Handle This, Don’t Date A Single Mom by MarketDispatch: 8:32pm On Jan 13
See what Naija men said

Politics › Re: United States Delivers Military Aides To Nigeria by MarketDispatch: 2:30pm On Jan 13
abc115:
U.S. forces delivered critical military supplies to our Nigerian partners in Abuja. This delivery supports Nigeria’s ongoing operations and emphasizes our shared security partnership.
@USinNigeria

source
I hope Boko Haram/ bandits/ terrorists will not ambush the Army and collect the equipment like they always do.
Romance › Re: When You Start Making Big Money, Avoid Spending Excessively On Family Problems. by MarketDispatch: 2:08pm On Jan 13
Sirchiboy:
When you start making big money, avoid spending excessively on family problems. If you go broke, they’ll switch to a new spender
Don't spend on family problems, spend on bringing up every member of your family. When you are all up, nobody can go down. Now you have Army of people who can bring up each other ..
Politics › Re: KPMG, NRS Meet After Debate Over New Tax Laws by MarketDispatch: 2:02pm On Jan 13
Olusaha:
Nowhere in the world will this happen. The big 4 are not government consultants so there's no grounds in inviting them when creating new tax laws. If they did, they'll just try to make the tax laws favourable to them. You forget that these companies are profit oriented.
ll.
How do you know they are not? Have you checked or asked VDM to check who drafted the tax laws, who created the NRS website, who is collecting percentage from all the tax to be paid etc etc?
Politics › Re: Yobe Hisbah Bans Males And Females From Sitting Together In Public Transport by MarketDispatch: 11:56am On Jan 13
[quote author=CyynthiaKiss post=138118869]https://saharareporters.com/2026/01/13/yobe-state-hisbah-quote]

So are they going to buy and label buses for women, buses for men? Cars for men cars for women?
Romance › Re: Man Narrates How Girlfriend Dumped Him After He Sold His Car To Send Her Abroad by MarketDispatch: 8:10am On Jan 13
rickpat:
no guarantee bro...I rather burn the money than send this my only sister abroad ooo...cus I'm sure she will be worst than this lady..

So bro,in life do only favours that you won't expect anything in return,that way,you won't be disappointed
That your sis needs mental reorientation

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