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Nairaland General › Re: As The Man Of The House, What’s Your Next Move? by MarketDispatch: 4:20am On Apr 26, 2025
Skyfornia:
The rate and energy I will use to dismember this animal will be so quick and sudden...
Dismember with what rate and energy? Assuming you don't have Cutlass at home is it kitchen knife you want to use?
Politics › Re: Video Of A Police Officer Crying, Begging Nigerians For Help by MarketDispatch: 11:44am On Apr 18, 2025
If a Policeman with Gun is crying then for people without gun, is allover
Investment › Re: ADK Platform Has Crashed by MarketDispatch: 9:56am On Apr 18, 2025
Wealthyonos:
I invested 90k in the ADK platform only to try withdrawal but was declined. Please, stay away from ponzi schemes, thanks.
Your money has being used to carry Shima and to go for holiday in Cyprus.
Politics › Re: Chinese Seen Giving Policemen Money In Viral Video Apologises, Denies Bribe by MarketDispatch: 7:14am On Apr 18, 2025
[quote author=Adetona28 post=135028710][/quote]“It’s a common Chinese tradition, where we come from, to show appreciation or kindness to people who are doing their jobs well — especially when they’ve been helpful or respectful. That was all what it was: a kind gesture, not a payoff or alleged bribe.

Let him show videos of Chinese traditions of Chinese men giving money to their Chinese Police men same way he was doing to Nigerian Police
Politics › Re: Police Officers Lining Up To Receiving Cash From Their Chinese Bosses by MarketDispatch: 9:48pm On Apr 15, 2025
LordBiden:
I'm even surprised to see Chinese people being generous.

The Chinese that I have grown to know are some of the most heartless,stingy lots I have ever met.
Can a Nigerian man line up Uniformed Police Officers in China and be given them small cash wach
Crime › Re: Camera Exposes Moment Armed Vandals Attacked Lekki, Targeted Exotic Cars by MarketDispatch: 6:17am On Apr 07, 2025
Infoguy666:
https://timesngr.com/2025/04/06/cctv-footage-shows-moment-armed-car-vandals-attacked-lekki-shops-target-expensive-cars/
Normally CCTV should be manned 24 hrs to detect crime in real time. CCTV that is just placed for recording after the fact is as good as Telemundo.
NYSC › Re: Maharazu Tsiga: Hell I Saw In Kidnappers' Den - Ex NYSC DG Narrates Gory Story by MarketDispatch: 7:54am On Apr 06, 2025
[quote author=Sa9fE

A former Director-General of the

“But you know God is merciful.

“When a rocket was sent to us, it did not explode. They carried that rocket and kept it where I am sleeping so that immediately I come and touch it, it will explode.

“And that is why I told us, God is merciful,” he said.
id.[/quote]From the height an aircraft dislodges a Rocket, a Rocket is supposed to explode on impact so if it is not exploding, are suppliers supplying fake Rockets to the Military
Romance › Re: A Woman Billing You During Talking Stage Is Just Testing You —lady Claimed by MarketDispatch: 6:22pm On Apr 05, 2025
irumole1975:
A lady on Twitter claimed that a woman asking you for money during talking stage is just for her to know if you’re a good person. She doesn’t need the money for anything. It’s just a test to see whether you’re a real man or not. Real men chest billing and will not run away
A woman billing a man at talking stage is just to detect if he is a maga or he has shined his eyes
Romance › Re: Driver Caught Having Sex In Company Vehicle While Colleagues Watches Live (Pics) by MarketDispatch: 1:33pm On Apr 05, 2025
APOPTOSIS:
Completely unacceptable.
That's the height of breach of privacy.
He should sue them.
However, that country is already lawless. I expect nothing
How will the driver win?

A company reserves the right to monitor its Assets which is the vehicle. An employee should use company Asset for company business. . The company vehicle is not a chatel or hotel . It is also not the drivers personal vehicle so the driver cannot win the case
Crime › Re: Nigeria, Turkey Collaborate For Safe Return Of Smuggled Baby Gorilla by MarketDispatch: 3:31am On Mar 31, 2025
zero8zero:
So we get gorillas in naija, unbelievable. And a very good one to the Turkish authorities. To say the baby gorilla land for Bangkok, na end of story. And who knows for how long they have been smuggling our baby goris. Naija is blessed.
For the baby Gorilla to be intercepted at an airport in Turkey means it passed through an airport in Nigeria.
Customs looked the other way,
Port health looked the other way,
Airport security that screens baggages looked the other way
Baggage handlers looked the other way,
Airline looked the other way. .

They should all be rounded up
Politics › Re: FG Angry Over Shooting Of Immigration Officer By Chinese Businessman by MarketDispatch: 2:09am On Mar 28, 2025
dre11:
https://thenationonlineng.net/fg-angry-over-shooting-of-immigration-officer-by-chinese-businessman/
How many times has the American government expressed anger and said they are going to take it up with the Nigerian Government when a Nigerians commit crime in USA?

Politics › Re: Okrika Women Protest Unlawful Suspension Of Fubara, His Deputy, Ngozi In Black by MarketDispatch: 3:46am On Mar 23, 2025
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in the state.[/quote]Soldier go Soldier come ..when Military Administrator put Soldiers on the streets, all of them will seat at home.

6 months is 6 months.
Politics › Re: Niger Begs Nigeria For Fuel Amid Severe Shortages by MarketDispatch: 7:14am On Mar 15, 2025
[quote author=Realdeals post=134536885] is what happens when you don't train your own citizens to be people who can construct pipelines, build refineries and operate the equipment.. Chinese gone, everything collapse
Foreign Affairs › Re: Over 150 Hostages Rescued From Hijacked Train In Pakistan, 27 Rebels Killed. by MarketDispatch: 10:08am On Mar 12, 2025
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Na so e suppose be....See security agencies wey dey respond quick and sharp sharp to emergencies calls....

But if na for here,olopa DPO go begin ask many many senseless questions first, before you see,na Ransom Dem go begin negotiate angry
That is how it is supposed to be...no room for negotiation. Fast and furious.
Health › Re: Life Expectancy In Nigeria At 54.6 Years, Below Global Average – Report by MarketDispatch: 9:34am On Mar 12, 2025
dre11:
https://dailytrust.com/life-expectancy-in-nigeria-at-54-6-years-below-global-average-report/
With all the Doctors and Nurses running abroad, and all aspiring medical personnel turned to social media comedians, fake drugs in the market it may further drop to 30 years
Politics › Re: What We Did With ₦‎50 Billion Recovered Fraud Proceeds In 2024 – EFCC by MarketDispatch: 6:45am On Mar 11, 2025
Please help me tag that EFCC Chairman that said he is funding education.

Politics › Re: What We Did With ₦‎50 Billion Recovered Fraud Proceeds In 2024 – EFCC by MarketDispatch: 1:27pm On Mar 10, 2025
InfoGuru118:
https://thisdaynigeria.news/2025/03/10/we-invested-n50bn-recovered-from-fraudsters-into-student-loan-efcc/
But is EFCC supposed to invest in education funding or return the forfeited monies to the Central bank or Ministry of Finance?

Just wondering how things work here
Politics › Re: Petrol Price Hike Looms As NNPC Halts Naira-for-crude Deal With Local Refineries by MarketDispatch: 9:47am On Mar 10, 2025
Islie:
https://www.thecable.ng/sources-petrol-price-hike-looms-as-nnpc-halts-naira-for-crude-deal-with-local-refineries/
What happened to the crude Oil allocation of the four Government refineries. For NNPC to forward sell to 2030 means they do not want any Government refineries to function.
Crime › Re: U.S. Seizes $1.5 Million Linked To Nigerian Fraudster Avwerosuo Omokri by MarketDispatch: 6:21pm On Mar 06, 2025
TechCapon:
Notice how every single it's a lie.

.
Terms and conditions of US companies is that they will always provide access to legitimate law enforcement agency requests.

Binance and coin base will rather provide access to US law enforcement and screw the fraudster than disobeying and risking fines, restrictions and penalties.
Politics › Re: Rivers State Donates Helicopter To NAF by MarketDispatch: 3:04am On Mar 06, 2025
Infoguy666:
The Rivers State Government has donated an Agusta Westland (AW) 139 helicopter to the Nigerian Air Force (NAF) to enhance security operations in the Niger Delta region and protect critical national assets, [url=https:/rts.

In response, the Chief of the Air Staff (CAS), Air Marshal Hasan Abubakar, expressed gratitude for the long-standing partnership between the NAF and Rivers State, dating back to the Nigerian Civil War.

He highlighted the state’s continuous support, including infrastructure upgrades and the recent runway rehabilitation at NAF Base, Port Harcourt.

https://news360ng.com/security-rivers-govt-donates-helicopter-to-nigerian-air-force/
We are quick to compare Nigeria to foreign countries...
This is one thing I am yet to hear or read about in US or UK. A government entity, company or individual donating security equipment to the country Armed forces...what happened to defence budgets?
Christianity Etc › Re: Churches These Days Dey Bill Pass Girls by MarketDispatch: 2:32am On Mar 06, 2025
Gideonski:
1. Offerings like four times in a single service
2. Pastor support
3. Building support
4. Welfare support
5. Contribution for upcoming events
6. Evangelism support
7. Thanksgiving
8. Tithe
All these in a single Sunday!
I believe this is too much!
I think you meant to say

All these in a single service. A service can be two hours long. A particular Church holds about 6 services on Sunday.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In South Africa For Alleged Possession Of Precious Metals by MarketDispatch: 7:46pm On Mar 05, 2025
But

Celebrities › Re: 'Over 21 Actors Are Sleeping With My Wife' – Ijoba Lande Cries Out (Photo) by MarketDispatch: 5:26pm On Mar 03, 2025
The farmer who plants Corn by the roadside and a man who marries a beautiful woman both have the same problems.
Travel › Re: What Is My Wife’s Chance Of Canadian Visa Approval? by MarketDispatch: 10:32am On Mar 03, 2025
Curtis03360:
She’s leaving the baby behind
Embassies want you to be honest in your application. Who is she leaving the baby behind for as a nursing mother?
Politics › Re: Tax Revenue As Nigeria’s New Crude Oil - Dare Adekanmbi by MarketDispatch: 7:06am On Mar 03, 2025
Yusufakinloye22:
https://www.thecable.ng/tax-revenue-as-nigerias-new-crude-oil/
When elected American Politicians speak, they talk about the American people. When elected Nigerian Politicians speak, they talk about the Federal government...see the difference.
Celebrities › Re: Sophia Egbueje Buys Herself A Lamborghini (Video) by MarketDispatch: 7:17am On Mar 02, 2025
Until she is seen driving it on the streets of Lagos, that is the only time to believe. It just might have been rented for paparazzi and hype purpose on insta.
Politics › Re: FG Promises Stable Power Supply During Ramadan by MarketDispatch: 7:00am On Mar 02, 2025
TouchNfollow:
https://punchng.com/fg-promises-stable-power-supply-during-ramadan/#google_vignette
So, basic amenities services in Nigeria is now by religion. Thunder where are you to fire this people turning Nigeria upside down.
Politics › Re: Omokri Compares Bauchi’s One Month School Closure To 54-Days Sit-At-Home by MarketDispatch: 9:07am On Mar 01, 2025
beerfraud:
https://x.com/renoomokri/status/1895564402209980795?s=46[/quote]Are the schools of the Governor's children closed as well? If not, what he proposed to do is sheer wickedness to the school children in Bauchi. Even in Saudi Arabia and Dubai, I don't think they shut down schools for Ramadan.
Politics › Re: Government Plans To Phase Out Power Generators by MarketDispatch: 7:06am On Feb 27, 2025
Morbeta11:
https://punchng.com/govt-plans-to-phase-out-power-generators/#google_vignette
Truly speaking, to generate constant electricity in Nigeria is not Rocket science, but to someone that does not have idea of how to go about it, it is more than Rocket science.
Celebrities › Re: Does Chika Ike Have A Child For Ned Nwoko? Regina Daniels Deactivates IG by MarketDispatch: 9:21pm On Feb 17, 2025
God1000:
Hmm, she didn't see this coming

I feel her pain, no woman wants to share her man with another woman
The Moroccan wife did not complain when Regina came in...so why is Regina acting up because of the arrival of another woman?
Politics › Re: To The Yoruba Women by MarketDispatch: 11:39am On Feb 16, 2025
madridguy:
Yoruba women must be

Source: Aare Kurunmi Kakanfo
What is this one writing...could you tell us why the President's son didn't go for a Yoruba woman?
Politics › Re: Bichi: Kano City Railway Project Shows Tinubu’s Commitment To Development by MarketDispatch: 3:45am On Feb 15, 2025
PressMyButton:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/n150bn-kano-railway-project-shows-tinubus-commitment-to-development/
Railway line was existing in Kano before...I had used it several times to transport from Kano to Lagos...well except if all those metal scavengers had scavenged and sold all the track lines

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