₦airaland Forum

1bright sunnyday in the middle of d nite 2dead brothers stood up to fight, the one witout a hand brought out a gun to shoot the oda, the deaf policeman heard the gunshot n told the lame man to run. If u think this lie is true ask the blindman who saw it all.

There is fire in Ipaja n nobody seem to be on the run.

Hmmm! Vaseline crew take note.

Babe why on earth wud u mention cannabis for a cause of infertility in men. If i may ask do u knw what cannabis means? Babe in my own case i have gotten more girls pregnant after my normal cannabis doseage. I have 3kids 4rm 3different babymamas. Laughs n mimicks Shoa Khan* don't make me laugh*

Anybody that return to the creeks my president should treat him as a common criminal.

From hero to zero.

Out of the bitter came something sweet and out of the strong came something to eat?

Have it at the back of your mind that you will give birth to the Anini of his or her generation. When that happens, if you are stil alive don't fail to post it on Nairaland.

Amen. Like,quote,comment and share if you believe this topic.

Northern criminals can nw come back home afterall a northern is the president.

Story for the gods or OYO which one fits this topic?

No woman can handle me if u doubt me go ask ur mama.

If and only if Buhari can give Nigerians steady electricity supply he wud be the best president ever.

Damn! She gat a bummy dat cud swallow up a g-string.

This is a man dat nearly crippled coupon by winning over a million dollar i hope willed the remaining payment to his young kids. Anyway R.I.P TO A great man.

If na so d oyibo poor 4 dz we 9ja then he is wretched in his country.

No wonder Gov Akpabio rush commission hospital wia no get staff nor administrative wing he will definitely account 4all d allocation he has embezzled in d past 8yrs. Sai Baba, i hope say dem done sew him prison uniform pinish na önly por days remain mk him immunity expire.

Jang Who u help? Na so we go dey loyal till we get hunchback.

The clueless one has finally declared darkness on Nigerians. This a case of total perfidy(betrayal of trust) no light,no fuel,no water n circulation of cash is in a choke hold. Nigeria,na folish pikin wia him papa get plenty moni.

Its either park n bet,winasbet,nairabet,9jabet,sucessbet,merrybet,etc bad country bad people.

In as much as i dnt like condoms sm vg can smell n i dnt usualy like staining my cock wit such stench. I once had dz beautiful loot d prob was dat ha vgc had dz stench so öne day i forced her 2d bathroom n bathe her myslf afta dat i insertd a finga n i cudnt percieve jack. Is it dat dz girls dnt knw hw to bathe or dy jst luv going arund wit a stinking vgc?

If n only if itoro bin hala AROMATE Ette Friday 4 fear because those Aros instill fear n intimidatn in dat region no body bleeps wit S.V.C overdia am talking out of experience cos i Serve Nigeria in Akpabuoyo.

Research has it that men r better chefs and cooks than women. For me woman no fit do shakara 4me cos na me dy cook dy food wia my mama n papa dey chop n my sistas dey hustle 4my burning under pot.

That word gay sends cold shiver down my spine. Even wen i share a bed wit my cousin, if him bodi mistakenly rub mine na blow him go recieve.

Life is not a bed of roses. Even Johnny Walker kept walking.

If him like make him siddon 4 bicycle carrier. All i want to feel is the dividend of democracy under Apc.

The slippers wit the benz logo got me in2 a lafing fit. Sha me don waka 4 leg since dz crisis start so tay dem stamp platenumber 4 my heel.

The joy of a typical African mum is to see her baby feed fine n grow healthy. It happened to my younger sister. But i cnt tell if it happened to me i was jst a baby then.

Speed kills. Why drink and drive when u can kush and fly.

Get urslf a bleeping f**k*n machine ur above 50 u no lönger nid intimacy all ya need is satisfaction tk my advice or *if u dnt like dz ringtone press2*

I av neva worn any product 4rm dat place so i don't knw hw it*d smells. Check my signature when in doubt.

The Viking ship sailed through those rough storms too