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Op did u real mean CASTLE rearers? Smh

FowlYansh:
V

V for Vagina

Emenike be like 'make i rush go hold ground 4 der b4 dat mikel obi show'.

Wild wild west, South West, yellowbar pple can anything good come outta dat place.

4 dz Buhari regime d tin wia we dy hear na Death, Bomb blast, Accident n Fraud. Na d change be dz?

OBO means ITID Where am 4rm

Hw many of dem 4 dat company hit 2:1 or 2:2 tlkles of 1class?

Buy a fairlyused laptop, get a mordem, register wit nairabet online, open a bank account, dump the rest of the cash in d account n stake big wit sure games e.g barcelona vs elche. Let Messi n co do d playing. Fasten ur sit belt n d cash keeps rushing in2 ur account with no stress. D day u lose dnt b sad cos life is nothing but pure luck n a gamble. Dats hw we roll.

What will happen when d person joining her n d pic in matrimony will say u may nw kiss the bride?

I nid to tell u bro is Hakuna matata. U fink life is cruel wit u? Go out there u will find a turtle fliped on its back n cant get back on its feet despite all struggles. GOD will uplift u in the#fullnessoftime.

Omotayor123:
*Spread mat*

y must it always b mat. Y nt legs. Well back to d thread, when a lady stares at me i stare ryt back at her, my gaze is always so piercing dat i see,rate,ogle,strip n learn everything i want 2 knw abt her all in 1 gaze.

11: Sambisia forest in Nigeria, a place where over 1000 terrorist n their wives live without being discovered. Cc: lalasticlala, ishlove n co.

I knw d police force works in teams. Did dz dude ever had a team? Did he go to the police station to mk reports or hand in his arms? Or ws he jst a solo policeman. All dz things beats my imagination. This case shld b properly investigated.

Thanks bt dz doesnt happen in d south south.

Mk fg no provide graduates wit job opportunities till the day i go declare my own national public holiday. I dy look dem laugh.

This nairaland flight seat number 10 is booked no trespassing pls.

johnshagb:
Perv, she's just thirteen and hurting

ameboh mind ur business idiot

Unless ure nt nursing any feelings 4 her if u r the deed will be done in thefullnessoftime

Dats hw we Billionaires roll.

Hahahaha very old trick, i had a similar experience back then in 2k5 when i was in uniport. D didnt suceed in hypnotizing me either. Op thank ur stars n next tym dont b so inquisitive with strangers.

Raise d gown a lil bit higher. U might find a mangrove rainforest or a desert.

The moral of dz thread= the devil u knw is better than the angel u dnt knw,likewise a bird in hand is worth millions in d bush. U f*cken traitor sold out ur brodas to d houseass n yellowbars nw u r nt even included in dia plans n u cant comeback home.

Nairaland is d only foreign land in Nigeria.

D bumbum don get tribal mark by force.

Na pope cap style b dat na. Abi him dey find hair ronaldo? Lolzzzzz.

Little wonder he opted to go to the united state.

2face talk am b4 say 1day d bushmeat go catch d hunter

Na only 4 nairaland we knw say Nkechi no wear pant. Anyways Ini Edo's forehead look pregnant.

Y wud dat b.