₦airaland Forum

Midehi:
for ya mind abi

no 4 our own gud its beta 2av me as a friend than an enemy.

Midehi:
how did you download yourself to this post? baddest boi

Baddest girl, dats how we roll. Mk we relate 4 FB na i dy find surgi babe lyk u.

Chillext:
which one be cucumbate again

r u in dz we country abi u dey foreign land? Ok u wan tell me say u neva hear of d trending word in OAU. Where 1 girl use cucumber dy masturbate d stuff cum break inside her vjay. Dats whr d word cucumbate was coined 4rm. Pay me 4 d informate.

Midehi:
see your mouth! shey you go gree use am

E b like u lyk dz mouth action thing sha. If u clean me no go use dat protectn bt will eat u until u want my head to b permanently part of ur body

Its 4 her to cucumbate herslf to orgasm chiekina.

Incredible hulk of Aba.

Barney n friends. I stil remember the song sang at d end of the program ' i love you,u love me, we r a happy family,with a great big hug n a kiss 4rm me to u wont u say u love me too.

After our artist broda Mish don tire 4 Lagos no wonder him sing ' i want to go home, am from Akwa ibom, incase u dont knw, Akwa ibom ayayaha, if i enter motor or fly 4 Aero i stop 4 Uyo. Am missing my love at home. No Love 4 Lagos abi na Eko u must to sharpen up n shine ur eye.

After dem go dy hala Eko ni gbaje.

He is self employed n making it n he is good at what he does. He is self employed n making it n he is good at what he does.

Demigods:
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‎فشصي سوخويي شصحيقرف

Op did u real mean CASTLE rearers? Smh

FowlYansh:
V

V for Vagina

Emenike be like 'make i rush go hold ground 4 der b4 dat mikel obi show'.

Wild wild west, South West, yellowbar pple can anything good come outta dat place.

4 dz Buhari regime d tin wia we dy hear na Death, Bomb blast, Accident n Fraud. Na d change be dz?

OBO means ITID Where am 4rm

Hw many of dem 4 dat company hit 2:1 or 2:2 tlkles of 1class?

Buy a fairlyused laptop, get a mordem, register wit nairabet online, open a bank account, dump the rest of the cash in d account n stake big wit sure games e.g barcelona vs elche. Let Messi n co do d playing. Fasten ur sit belt n d cash keeps rushing in2 ur account with no stress. D day u lose dnt b sad cos life is nothing but pure luck n a gamble. Dats hw we roll.

What will happen when d person joining her n d pic in matrimony will say u may nw kiss the bride?

I nid to tell u bro is Hakuna matata. U fink life is cruel wit u? Go out there u will find a turtle fliped on its back n cant get back on its feet despite all struggles. GOD will uplift u in the#fullnessoftime.

Omotayor123:
*Spread mat*

y must it always b mat. Y nt legs. Well back to d thread, when a lady stares at me i stare ryt back at her, my gaze is always so piercing dat i see,rate,ogle,strip n learn everything i want 2 knw abt her all in 1 gaze.

11: Sambisia forest in Nigeria, a place where over 1000 terrorist n their wives live without being discovered. Cc: lalasticlala, ishlove n co.

I knw d police force works in teams. Did dz dude ever had a team? Did he go to the police station to mk reports or hand in his arms? Or ws he jst a solo policeman. All dz things beats my imagination. This case shld b properly investigated.

Thanks bt dz doesnt happen in d south south.

Mk fg no provide graduates wit job opportunities till the day i go declare my own national public holiday. I dy look dem laugh.

This nairaland flight seat number 10 is booked no trespassing pls.

johnshagb:
Perv, she's just thirteen and hurting

ameboh mind ur business idiot

Unless ure nt nursing any feelings 4 her if u r the deed will be done in thefullnessoftime

Dats hw we Billionaires roll.

Hahahaha very old trick, i had a similar experience back then in 2k5 when i was in uniport. D didnt suceed in hypnotizing me either. Op thank ur stars n next tym dont b so inquisitive with strangers.