₦airaland Forum

Raise d gown a lil bit higher. U might find a mangrove rainforest or a desert.

The moral of dz thread= the devil u knw is better than the angel u dnt knw,likewise a bird in hand is worth millions in d bush. U f*cken traitor sold out ur brodas to d houseass n yellowbars nw u r nt even included in dia plans n u cant comeback home.

Nairaland is d only foreign land in Nigeria.

D bumbum don get tribal mark by force.

Na pope cap style b dat na. Abi him dey find hair ronaldo? Lolzzzzz.

Little wonder he opted to go to the united state.

2face talk am b4 say 1day d bushmeat go catch d hunter

Na only 4 nairaland we knw say Nkechi no wear pant. Anyways Ini Edo's forehead look pregnant.

Y wud dat b.

I will tell him am sorry bros.

Wonderful!!

Mallam remains Mallam no matter how it is spelt. I forsee a world revolution/war between Christians n muslims. The will b so much carnage n destructn,n a great tribulation will rock the earth.

In P Square's voice ' i dey see danger omo wahala dey 3x. Revolutiön is raising its ugly head.

Audience have heard of Lai Mohammed?

Too many selfish n self centred people wit too many interest n little to show for i blif dy will disintergrate like sudan.

Evrytin happens in calabar. I knw what i passed thru when i ws serving My Clarion call in Calabar South.

Pics or u knw na adonblivit.

Calabar dy relax do hin tin e fit even carry sidestool so e go fit stretch him legs. Op u funi gon u dy waka dy check hw pple dy shite ni.

Yes i have n the relatiönship lasted over 6yrs its önly distance dat seperated us moreova we stil communicate n wen money starts rolling in intend to marry her cos she understands me perfectly.

EyeKandy:
C'mon, some comments are unnecessary. Until you've bagged degrees, hustled for employment and own your own business, you're not in a position to ridicule anyone. Do you know if he's been actively seeking employment? I don't care if you work at Shell, you could be ax-ed tomorrow and it ain't yours.
That being said, OP, you should have made her understand that your parents are conservative. Hence, a lot of outside hookup. Its your responsibility to let your parents know you love this girl and you're hurt by the way she was disrespected (unless she was in a school uniform ) You're at fault for keeping a secret relationship at 28!!

I dnt do sec sch girls moreova shez a Hnd holder. Even my elder bro dat has a job,earns gud salary n is 31yrs dare nt bring home his gf home

Ur advices r okay.The state i stay in is a state with one of the highest number of unemployd youths. Evry1 depends on the govt e.g civil service or u have rich parents with godfathers. I have tried staying byslf it nearly killd my dad n what u nid to start a biz is capital. They aint jst ready to set me up. I want to join d civil defence corps bt i av to wait till they recruit dont think am nt doing all i cn to get out of dz shithole called home i came home 4rm service june 2014 n nobody give me a dime nt even pocket money n i dnt av relations dat r supportive.If i av made it thru dz last yr witout assistance,stealing,selling drugs etc then i blif i will mk it in life,God has bigger plans 4me. Leaving my parents will only land me on d streets. At the same tyme i blif parents shld also seek their wards happiness. I rest my case.

Am 28yrs old n a graduate 4rm uniabj. I am unemployed and stay with my parents. I happen to have a girl am true to. I av been hanging out with her at a friends place due to fact that my parents dont wanna see any girl at home with me. My girlfriend got tired of that n i summoned courage to take her home one day whille my parents where out unfortunately they did nt go far. When they came back my mum checked on me in my room n found me watching a movie with the girl. I had no intention to even touch her since she said she hated sex,i jst wantd company at home cos i ws lonely. when ever we hangout its jst jisting n fiddling wit phones. My mum called her out n used alot of harsh words on my only true love. My gf never replied,she jst picked her bag n walked out of the gate i ran out to apologise n walk her home, bt she wud'nt want any of those. I got back home picked up money went to the a pub nearby n got so drunk that the only thing i remember is coming home so wet n sandy. I lost memory of what happened n since then i am locked in my room i don't wanna eat nor feel like doing anything. Even tried calling her bt she wudnt pick her phone. All i nid in this life of sin is me n my girlfriend. Drop ur advice.

Jona is chilling smwhr with mama p. They almost milkd dz country dry.

I love eating vjay so this cake wont b an exception.

God help Nigeria cos the rate of bombings recently is alarming

Let the madness begin

Shez looking 4her eye n brain particles immediately she pulls dat trigger she will find them sprewnd all arund