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Guy how careless can you be, you had sex with a "strange girl", without a "strange condom" got bitten by a "strange snake", and man of God told you its the "strange husband" to the "strange girl" that sent the "strange serpent" Hmmmph....u dey play with ur life.

whirlwind7:
Not supporting or condemning your doing a quickie with a stranger, however the only part of the narrative I think ridiculous is this:

The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.

Trust me, even if you were not bitten by a snake, and you confess this escapade to your MOG someday, he will probably still tell you that the lady was a spirit, or some bullshyte.

Sex is sex, be it at home, work, on the road, in the bush, in your car, on your roof....The only difference here is you invaded a reptile's privacy, and it struck back at you. You were in a village, bushes everywhere, and snakes hide in bushes, and it was night too...

If you guys had been in a hotel room in the city and a snake appeared to join up for a thre3some, I could have bought your pastor's tale.

Sex is not always sex my brother. The truth still remains, we need to be very careful who we indulge in the act with. Many lives have been wrecked because of instances like the OP's. I will give you one. I have a friend who carried one of these girls in the night, when it was time do, the girl was shape shifting from a coffin, to a human, dude couldn't shout nor move, girl left him with a very stern warning, bros was dumb, couldn't speak for two months. Evil is real.

RIP to the dead.

Over here some people would have been rummaging through the victims belonging, looking for their fathers head.

Sheep in wolves clothing. And some people will be calling him "Daddy Go" while he bangs their wives and daughters. These daily news about randy and diabolical men of God? is not encouraging at all.

Banter1:
MARkone and funkyibodude when will you people get sense at your AGE?

Hahahahahaa....

Space booking toh bad

Then who do we report DPR to, because many of those DPR guys are wearing 'agbada' of corruption, they can take bribe for Africa. I have seen, countless times, where they(DPR) will come and do gragra, seal a pump station, the next day that particular fuel station is "unsealed", and are selling far worse than what DPR came to seal it initially.

lol na so the thing small.

Sagging toh bad....

kentochi:
At home having fun with my daughter.

3 green bottles standing on wall table, and if one green bottle accidentally falls down......
u dey chop alone, you for give your daughter to sip small

This Dog looks like Timaye, her Ex

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How is this News

egbaguy:
Tbh @op.....u re over ripe for marriage. U mean at 37,u still wash plate? Go market to go buy pepper,grind and buy other stuffs? U still clean d house? Fact is u can't see a perfect partner,so I dnt understand d long wait. I am 27,and to get married dey hungry me ehn..... Marriage comes with being responsible All the best

egbaguy:
what is this one saying for God sake? are u ok?

S.tupid small boy. Go and pay for a slave then, who will be washing plate and cleaning house for you all the time. Don't you know that part of 'being responsible' you so flagrantly abused in your comment, is supporting her extensively is those chores, like going to market, and grinding that your pepper. Better wait when you mentally matured and understand what makes a happy home, before dabbling into marriage

egbaguy:
Tbh @op.....u re over ripe for marriage. U mean at 37,u still wash plate? Go market to go buy pepper,grind and buy other stuffs? U still clean d house? Fact is u can't see a perfect partner,so I dnt understand d long wait. I am 27,and to get married dey hungry me ehn..... Marriage comes with being responsible All the best

I pity the woman u go marry

This is Bad. What is wrong with we Africans, so a sane(?) person will be able to snap a disturbed woman who spread her legs wide open, and post it online

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When you smoke Kwale Weed finish, then decide to carry the Mata for head.

Shame on those Ragtag "bathroom slippers" wearing terrorists. Their End is obviously near, since they can't get adults to die for their cause curse, hence the use of vulnerable innocent children, they can easily brainwash.

Was Ray coming straight from Kuje. Him for try shave na. With N2.1bln, he can import any barber.

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They should expose all of them!, this is a rape to our collective wealth, and a big litmus test for Buhari's anti corruption campaign. The real Santa Clause would go green the way Dasuki, Jonathan and PDP were 'dashing' out money, while million of Nigeria were dying in poverty, nothing was working, while their accounts were growing fatter, kleptomaniac bastards...meanwhile Baba God

Wow, a well deserved sentence for all rapist and pedophiles, but something tells me that this man is innocent, the wife though.

People have advised you rightly on how to handle the situation you are passing through, it is only temporal my brother. You are married, and according to you, your wife is what is keeping you sane now, my brother be grateful, love her more. Some do not have anybody, anything to live for, but they are alive and kicking, believing in God with faith that tomorrow will be better than today and yesterday. Take a visit to any teaching hospital, go to the accident unit, go to cancer unit, visit prisons, motherless homes, visit neurological centers, then you will appreciate why you need to live, forget what you've been through, continue your meds and keep living, for you, for your wife and kids yet unborn. A lot of people pass through worse things you are experiencing. I sence this sincerity in your write up, suicide is not the way out, it should not even be an option. Pray my brother, Pray that God will see you and your wife through.

So after this you no go old again?

At a particular illegal check point, some of the policemen whom we sought assistance from retorted, ‘help ko, help ni, abeg follow them to wherever they are taking you to. That’s your own luck…’

Jesus

Terrible, let our path not cross with these scums of the earth and the men in Black (police)

BEATDABOOKIES:
biafrans nd ritual sha
smh

Iiiidiot, because Mowe and Elelubo, Ibadan, is in Igbo land. Akula mmuo!

Nice move, but does it mean he will not partake in all the Traditional rituals associated with his stool, which I know some will be against the teachings of our Lord. I wish him well though.

If supreme Court upholds the judgement, he should proceed to heaven, and table the mata to baba God.

RealSleek:
But come to think of it o, why are they always shouting Allahu akbar when kasala wan burst??.....because in our church we only shout Halleluyah when we want to praise God and when we are happy

I tell you those guys are so deeply blinded by their religion. Extremists have turned that word 'Allahu Akbar' into an explosive sentence, like Allahu Akbar!! Next thing u hear is [size=15pt]BOOM!![/size]

onila:
when we were living with my step mother
my younger sister was really young
she was like 3

she was too young to take her bathe by herself
when our parents were together, my mother was the one cleaning her tutu

when we went to our real mothers house for holiday
my mother realized my pretty little sister has a vaginal infection

my mother rushed her to the hospital
when the doctor did the test and all

he was so disappointed that a young female child could be neglected to this extent
he said her vagina situation looks like a sexually abused vagina
she had to take injection twice a day. .morning and night for 2 weeks
imagine the poor baby girl going thru all that

when we were going back home to our fathers house after the holidays
my mother told me to tell my step mother to help wash my sisters tutu and if she cant do it
she shld tell the housemaid

immediately i just told her
she threw me to the wall
and hit me with slippers on my back saying

who is ur mother to tell me what to do in my own husbands house

I have suffered in this life
remember to put me and my siblings in ur prayers

Lol what is 'tutu'

But why will your mother, a 'responsible' woman leave you and your 3 years old sister in the care of your step mom and your house help, and you went for Holidays, she noticed all this and still sent you back? Oga o..

magicminister:
During the subsidy protest, I remember some roads were blocked, during a pdp rally, roads are blocked even an owambe can sometimes get roads blocked.
If we are to kill everyone conducting themselves in a disorderly manner then no one would exist.
Those shiites did nothing that warranted the hails of bullet.

For cryingnout loud, , children were in their midst.
May God forgive the men behind the trigger cos they will reap the full consequences here on earth.

What buratai should have done is to keepnhis appointment for another day.
Turn around and let the police deal with it.

Whatch the video I attached and see for yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeFzeNAHEhU

Are you kidding me? Defer his engagement because of what that some religious fanatics were doing procession, on a federal Road for that matter. I was very sympathetic on this shiites issue, till I saw this clip, it is utterly preposterous. There is something with Muslims and stubbornness, why not make way, let the COAS and his entourage pass, then continue with your bloody procession, it is only a f00l that argues with an Armed man, talkless, our Military Men i.e going by their antecedents. They shiite guys were wielding sticks and cutlasses, some with Masks, shouting "Allahu Akbar" in front of the COAS even after pleas from the Brigadier General for them to clear the road

It's like you've not mingled with these soldiers to see how they protect their senior officers.

RealSleek:
But come to think of it o, why are they always shouting Allahu akbar when kasala wan burst??.....because in our church we only shout Halleluyah when we want to praise God and when we are happy

I tell you those guys are so deeply blinded by their religion. Extremists have turned that word 'Allahu Akbar' into an explosive sentence, like Allahu Akbar!! Next thing u hear is [size=15pt]BOOM!![/size]

Nice info lordhugo. My question, how fast does these things grow, does it take a lot of time before it matures.

Addicted2Women:
She bought the 55 million naira mansion she made from blogging ??

If you believe she got the money through blogging, you will also believe the Chibok girls kidnap.

It's actually N600mil, and I don't believe she got it from Blogging....but I believe the Chibok girls were Kidnapped.

chocolateme:
It is well with Nigeria.

It is not well

Lol.

Pastor Chris be like, "yeah, that's ma gal"

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