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Make I see how them go dey for air dey collect #20

As people take dey die of "Marathon" sex these days, Triathlon sex go incinerate you immediately nah, RIP, great Athlete.

Heeeyyyiiii Lekwa Ukwu!!!

In my next life I must be a Musician! It's a Mustu

Buy Glo data at your own risk, with this their willy willy network, that disappears more than it appears.

Nnah....they thing hol them I can imagine, for this Harmattan

They shouldn't have snapped them, talkless posting it online, some people are mean.

Lol

Them no send una, make them begin issue them condoms sef for birth control.

Na so my way back boss, buy one big Honda Jeep, tell us say na gift from his bros, him no wan tell us say na him buy am, so that we no go ask for salary increment, my point is.....

Good, they should also deploy the drones to track those police men and women who cannot survive a day without extorting money from people, whilst intimidating them.

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These Bats must have died a painful death, be like all those Boko suicide bombers.

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So if the T.V had not worked, you can't return or get a refund, they are playing with their business then.

Lol

rolexsms:
The rate of killing by our own brothers in the east is so painful now.... yesterday I lost a relative.. he travelled to the village and when he was coming from the villa... he called us and told us he is close to lagos... we were happy.. his wife prepared his food for him and his little daughter was already jumping every where happy... after some time ..the next thing I heard was my phone ringing.... when I picked the call.. I was told that Mr tony had slumped at Maza Maza peace motor park ...I entered bike from ajangbadi straight to maza maza.. when I got their I saw him dead... the driver said he just came down from the bus.. slumped and died.. and that was the end.... this is the way many people die now.. without any thing happening to them.... someone just travels to the village.. and once his back the next thing is death or sickness.. why? we need to put a stop to this nonsense.. #thisnonsensemuststop enough is enough ...can something like the Bakasi boys still be brought up?
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Your relative's death, would probably be due to natural causes, like cardiac arrest. Your call to bring back those boys (Bakassi Boys), though unrealistic is uncalled for and unnecessary. You do not want those boys back in our streets. Though they did a good job in cleansing the streets, but they were brutal, very brutal. I have witnessed some of their killings, it is a type of death you wont wish your Enemy. Many of those boys saw too much blood, I think it affected them mentally.

dre11:
If this is done in his country, the individual would be tagged as an animal without shame and may even be arrested... This white man was seen peacefully urinating in public without fear of being reprimanded near a police sign post in Lagos.

www.nationalhelm.com/2015/12/see-what-this-white-man-was-caught.html?m=1

Oga when you come to Rome, behave like a Roman. No be Nigeria Guy dey beside am?

mapet:
Bros,

FYI

1. The Nigerian military do have robots to detect and defuse bombs
2. There complex situation where you need the use of your hands to defuse a bomb

Of course I know, but we, including the Military need to encourage local content, is it not what is being preached. Are the Robots currently being used by our security body manufactured in Nigeria?, for how long will we continue to furnish and encourage foreign goods/ technologies, while we have brains here who can fabricate and develop similar technology.

Sorry my brother, this is Nigeria where talents are not encouraged neither is it supported. They called you are Boko Haram member, what do you except from myopic lawmakers who knows nothing other than their self aggrandisement. The military could also benefit from this technology, in terms of building miniature bomb defusing robots, instead of using their bare hands to excavate bombs!!! But alas "this is Nigeria"

Our society encourages these people, an Account have been exposed with a Bank name to it, what stops our regulatory body from, tracing and arresting the owner of the account.

Our Visiting President

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This IGP Solomon belle na point of fulcrum, how this one go wan take cover if him dey under threat, that stomach go suspend his body for air nah, tap am for leg, him entire body go rotate 360.

Dino the hypocrite

The goat na sharp guy, the sharp guy posing for picture na Goat.

1. My kids.

2. Food.

3. Gym.

Should be for the skin, but the meat won't be thrown away na.

Lol

See as him raise waist for ground, make no bingo come grab am for brokos

Dividends of our stolen money.

It is quite unfortunate how budding marriages park up these days, not encouraging to our bachelors and bachelorettes. But all these 'celebrities' sef, so Too Short never pay him wife dowery, but dey flaunt his Bentley for Instagram last year, abi na him wife buy am foram.

Jonathan's Administration, should go in the history of Nigeria as the worst government ever liveth, a very wasteful and corrupt regime. How can a N2.1b illegal transaction take place without raising a red flag. Since when did the NSA start paying for politically sponsored TV commercials, N2.11b for that matter. Magu's EFCC should not just scratch the surface, there were reports of supply of substandard, refurbished and highly inflated weapons to the NA by civilian contractors, Arthur Eze and Co, every culpable individual should be brought to book, queried and tried accordingly. The Era of impunity is over, if Buhari does not achieve anything, he should at least tell us those who has raped and stolen blindly from this country, those whose corrupt activities have led to the death of thousands of Nigerians, civilians and our Military Men.

BusinessHub1:
[color=#A0522D] This is no Oba, Emir or Eze issue...President is needed here than those countries. [/color]

It has everything to do with the traditional rulers, especially the Northern ones. They are the ones closer to the grass root, the Almajaris. The 1966-67 pogrom in the North against the Igbos, would have been nipped in the bud, if the Traditional rulers, had put their foot down, and said enough is enough. It is a good move by Rochas to curtail any form of reprisal attack against the Igbos up north.

Baba Traveller

Baba Traveller

What is wrong with this country, why would they security forces use live ammo, are Nigeria security force not trained in crisis management, must they kill the protesters, haven't they heard of tear gas, water cannon and rubber bullets for use in crisis management, what a country!!!

looseweight:
After all these, IG will come out and tell us police is your friend...

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IAMLOOSEWEIGHT

This picture always cracks me up, disorderly conduct. I hope these cops were fired, especially the one on the ground.

cheeketo:
I do not know which section to put this, pls bear with my long story in advance. It happened that my next door neighbor has fixed her wedding for 19th of December and everything has been going on well in terms of preparation. the groom- to- be called her on Saturday to come to his parents house, where she saw that most of the groom's older siblings and some extended family and his parents were present. she said she notice some talking in an undertone and later the guy called her for a talk out side. she got the shocker of her life when the guy said someone is threatening to stop the wedding. so the guy explained that there is this 40yr old lady in his local church (guy is 33yrs) who called on him to drive her when she just got a car, about a year ago, the lady in question is a lawyer. fast forward to last week wen the groom decides to give his church members his wedding invitation card, this lady came out that the wedding wont take place as the groom has already promised to marry her, the groom denied that there was no such agreement between them, that they were just friends and he sees the lady as a big sister. the lady is making a big issue of the story and has in fact reported the groom to church authority that the groom had carnal knowledge of her. she claimed to have rented an apartment with guy and has furnished the kitchen, but the bride-to-be said she and her boo went to see the landlord of the house when they paid, that the landlord even agreed to rent the house to them because she and the landlord are from the same town, d bride also claim that she was still in the apartment two weeks ago and she didn't see any furnished kitchen, it is there plan to have the groom furnish the parlor and the bedrooms then the bride will take care of the kitchen.
on further investigation however, the bride gathered that the impostor really did pass night in the house they rented, that the impostor bought just an electric kettle she saw in the kitchen on her last visit to the house, and that the groom has actually been sexting the impostor, but that he has never had a penetrative intimacy with the impostor. all this the groom confessed to the bride after a long talk. but the groom insisted that he at no time promised to marry the impostor.(groom and bride are in a no s3x relationship). my neighbor has been in turmoil since Saturday refusing to be consoled, she is contemplating calling off the wedding but at the same time considering the fact that the wedding is less than 3 weeks, what will she tell her parents and everybody, she said she will die of shame as many tongues will wag. what should she do?

This is a complex one, and I believe the must have sent out invites. Well it is better safe than sorry, her finance cheated on her, weather it is 'sexting' or non penetrative affair, because if he had the chance, he will 'penetrate' without thinking twice. She should open up and tell her parents everything, they should guide her properly. If possible suspend the wedding, till everything is properly sorted out.