₦airaland Forum

MrsPhyno:
I just thought of the new Justin Bieber song when I saw this thread title and that's it........

what is d title of d song, who knws, u may help me get a copy

Oyind17:
Maybe she's seeing someone

not mayb, she is knacking som1 else. D op wl observe that d rate they indulge in s.ex has reduced very well

fdnoble2:
I have been datin a girl over a year now. I notice her attraction withdrawn, she did'nt call me like b4 & I call her attention to it. In her response she said she want long distance relationship and we live in the same town just abt 2km away from my place. Pls what does she meant by this statement

She is tired of u, need replacement

Marvellouzkk:
Guys I encourage you to Nak Akpako in any relationship you are in, we ladies we need to confirm if the gay is man enough to handle them in bed. I must tell you no lady want to settel for a dullant in bed we ladies first of all check out for your sexual strength, emotional attachment and your financial strienth. Guys know this today we ladies we love been HIT hard

U luk good in d pix if uar d one

Marvellouzkk:
Guys I encourage you to Nak Akpako in any relationship you are in, we ladies we need to confirm if the gay is man enough to handle them in bed. I must tell you no lady want to settel for a dullant in bed we ladies first of all check out for your sexual strength, emotional attachment and your financial strienth. Guys know this today we ladies we love been HIT hard

as for me, I dnt waste time to knack any girl am dating

midehi2:
another maga...too bad

Dnt mind him. As for me, d longest period I date a girl b4 knacking her neva exceed a wk, most of them is under a wk. D one wey no agree I 4get her sharp sharp. No time to waste

PunkyVeer:
lmfao @ spending 75 percent of your wages on her. Smdh

while another guy(s) is knacking her punany. I shake head for u multiple times

macroscopic:
Pls Nairalanders help!!

I met this beautiful damsel while serving(NYSC) in Imo State in 2013. She accepted to date me on one condition (NO SEX before marriage). I gladly accepted. Our love was a major gist in town because she is a beauty queen. I so much loved her with all my heart..She was a virgin and I so much respected her for that...I spent 75% of my allowee on her in addition with my personal savings...

On several ocassions, she lost control of herself during romance but as a gentleman, I kept my promise by not harvesting the forbidden fruit.. Her love for me grew stronger because of my self control. After NYSC, I relocated to Lagos in search of greener pasture. Things got tougher because jobs were extremely scarce. Still,I struggled to send her some money through her father's first bank account (she was 18yrs then).

Once in a month, I travelled from Lagos to Owerri just to see her....Our love was so strong..But since inception of this year, things got pretty bad that I could not meet up with my routine travels to see her. After 3yrs, I got a job few days ago in an oil company and I was so enthusiastic to relay the good news to her....But to my greatest shock ever...She sent me an apology sms that she will be getting married next week...I was preparing for sunday service but the news automatically made me fell asleep. I just woke up and feeling abnormal...She is calling but I can't imagine myself taking the calls...Pls I need your pool of unalloyed advice...

Pls save a soul today and God will bless you..Thanks

pick d call first and hear wat she want to say. What if she is just pulling ur legs. But, if her story is true then, ur mumuism knows no boundary.

OZAOEKPE:
"was that the reason why they misses the fund-raising organized by UN?"


This is what happens when you don't have plans for this zoo, and just while away time taking pix and sending them to gullible apc supporters to cheer them up, its enough of this pictures, let them start work and stop fooling their supporters. Soon, their fans will come here to hail them like zombies.

I cn c that uar so obsessed wit d zoo, daz y u keep mentioning it

wiseoneking:
ibadan is not actually a ECONOMIC VIABLE CITY but civil servants oriented like Enugu coal. That it is large does not make it a viable one. The first 4 cities that sanusi of cbn started the cashless policy are the first tier viable city. They are Lagos, Abuja, Onitsha and Portharcourt. Others are Aba kano kaduna and ibadan. But the first 4 are the most viable economical. Nnewi is invariably included.

I disagree wit ur first two lines. U cud v said Ibadan is viable but Lagos, PH, Aba ar more viable.

ghananotnaija:
Every tribe in Nigeria will have much to gain from independence. Nigeria is a prison of tribes, which will have nothing to lose but exploitation, neglect, corruption, and oppression from the central government, and everything to gain in the breakup of Nigeria. There should be an independent country for each tribe that wants to be a sovereign entity: Igboland, Ijawland, Edoland, Yorubaland, Hausastan, Kanuristan, etc. We at Ghana will support each and every part of Nigeria that wants to break free!

who is ghana. Ghana=Abia state

MightySparrow:
This man is not making sense his generation failed.
We Biafra youths are not cowardly like Yoruba people. We will always fight for our independence from the zoo call Nigeria. We will take arms against Nigerian Army!






Awon omo ale

If u take up arms against Nigeria, what happened in 1967 wil happen again. This time when it happens, it wil b worse; we wil kill u all and ibo wil go into extinction

CyberWolf:
JESUS!!!!!!! ....All my 11 games done click remaining Chelsea..What have I done wrong? ...Chelsea abeg oo na my last card wey I bet so.. . Chesea biko plss..Na 25k I bet abeg

how about ur stake

I wil not pay for any useless surgery at dat age, she has even passed d stipulated period approved by God and she is ripe to die. Afterall, with or without surgery she wil stil die so, she shld die and go rest.

kestolove95:
hahahahaha...make we call am for am?

No, not now. Let's wait till they start their yeye agitation again

Aareonakakanfo:
I was about to ask the same question too you know

Na cheap weed dey worry am

chrisblack:
my guy you be baddo. Just imagine just 26ft.for himself alone.people are busy building command and control bunkers.he was busy building one man bunker.

I wonder y they no bury am inside d bunker. Igbo no go smell vp not to talk of president. YORUBA and hausa wl cntinue to pass it to oursef till d world go end. Igbo, ibo,Igbo or watever d spelling, u wl cntinue to b second class citizen in Nigeria and u aint go anywhere. No Biafra for u and if u want to go by force, we gonna kill u all like we did som yrs back. Take it or leave it

walozanga:
Dont worry I will soon buy u

Buy me? When almajaris frm d north ar warming up for u pple to declare Biafra so that Nigeria soldiers cn use all of u for target training b4 d almajaris wl invade ur erosion infested region and turn it to groundnut farm. Yeye Igbos

DedeNkem:
Do I need to spell it out for you?

Igbos are the most progressive, boldest, smartest and the hardest working ethnic group in West Africa!

They're nation builders, Igbos are the real symbol of one Nigeria because they're the most confortable to live anywhere in Nigeria and call it home and they marry more into other ethnic groups than any ethnic group, they're the most tolerant and the best in whatever they do!

Wow, u say all this just to make ursef happy? Kudos

sukkot:
obasanjo the oduduwa elder statesman. we hail. oduduwa is fortunate to have master strategists like obasanjo and tinubu. but of course the ultimate ' strategizer ' who they both work for is YAH

ITS ALL ABOUT GOD. WE ARE BUT EMPTY VESSELS. HE HATH CREATED HIS STORY IN THE HEAVENS AND FOUND HIS TROOP IN THE EARTH

Hmmm, always remember to include Chief Bisi Akande, he is d brain behind Tinubu. Tinubu spends money but Akande is d master strategist, though Tinubu is a strategist too but, he always consult Akande. When they were Governors, it was Akande that draw d roadmap for all d south west states while Tinubu provides d financial backing. I was close to them then to knw wat ws happening

Dozzmani:
Hello friends

I have been a reader in this forum for a while now,usually see the help through advise being given to people,which made me to bring this issue here because at this point,I don't know what exactly to tell this my guy becuase this issue is beyond me.

My friend has been dating his girlfriend for two years now,the babe is know to us(his friends) and his family as the only woman for him. It was a no sex relationship as the girl said her virginity is her pride. My guy accepted to wait till when they get married as he truly love this babe. Last year ending, one guy moved into the compound of this girl, that was when stories entered their beautiful relationship.

To cut the long story short, recently my guy's girlfriend that never wanted sex started disturbing him of sex, he was surprised about it, later agreed as she made him promise her to indulge in it with her. Alarm blew on the supposed day they were meant to have the sex as he wanted to cover his white sheets because of possible blood stains, she told him blood won't come out. He went in and blood never came out. Since then, she had been lying and swearing she was a virgin which my guy persisted she was not.

She opened up to him of recent that she lost it to the new guy in their compound who as of then almost made them to break up but was pleaded with him not to break the relationship by her aunt and some good friends of hers'.

She doesn't have anything to do with that guy she lost it to because the issue went out of proportion then in their compound, which made my guy to start growing faith in her again upon knowing she slept with that guy in her compound few times when she cheated with him.

She recently confessed to him she knew blood won't come out as she slept with the compound guy once before the day they had sex. The twist now is that who he met a virgin could not hold on to it for him but gave it away to another guy.he is questioning the girl's love on how she could have done such.he still loves her but can't say if he can trust her not to try such if eventually he marries her.she begged for forgiveness.but to be honest,I don't know what to say to this guy.

Please, friends, your candid advise will go a long way in shaping someone's future here as of life partner as he plans on getting married by next year ending..

Na lie, d stewpeed girl had sex more than once wit d other guy. Ur friend should nt fall for her plead at all, for girls, d story is always ' I did it once b4 I met u'. I bliv they ar stil fu.ckin each other.

chocolateme:
But I saw a thread hours ago here that suggested that the insurgents are surrendering themselves..
What kind of inhumanity is this? Since when did this country become like this?
Why can't they see the other brighter side of life? They sleep peacefully not knowing that they don't have their lives in their hands.
But truly if our fellow citizens in politics are really involved in this madness, then untimely and premature death shall never depart from their generations.




FTC
Chocolate cream

Loud AMEN!!!

No way for correction because it has already bcom a weapon for FG to use against them. If u agree click 'like'

Alpet:
http://www.punchng.com/news/pro-lawan-senators-move-to-impeach-saraki/

57-12=45
109-45=64
Remaining just 9 Senators to remove saraki. Hmmm, d end is so near

efilefun:
They indirectly telling saraki carry your cross yourself "Na OYO u dey" The sweetest thing about this trial is that by 2019 We wont have a dishonest thief like saraki vying for the presidential seat cuz he's political career is as dead as Sani Kaita's football career.

Noooo, rather his political career is as dead as OJUKWU

lincolnj88:
Mind u 80% of buhari entourage to in are Hausa fulani....
D only people Puting hope on this noisemakers listlt are from the waste side of Nigeria

What is this 'flat' head saying

Mprepz:
Are You A Muslim?
"I believe that there no god/God but Allah."
"I believe that Muhammad is God's Holy
Prophet."
"I believe that Islam is the Only True Religion."
"lā ʾilāha ʾillā-llāh, muhammadun rasūlu-llāh."
Yes, I'm Muslim and believe all of the above No
(The above declaration will be posted on your profile
if you click "yes"






























Nairaland mods really need to change!
Why will the be restriction on a muslim's post
But no restriction on a christian's post
Blasphemy has reached its highest here
If ur not a christian don't comment on any religious
post concerning christianity


Respect ur religion!

Islamic topics wil continue to b banned as far as it is INCITING. Get that to ur head

Fine children...uncle Jona children are not cute like that

GudluckIBB:
..............So that Wike can go and jump inside Lagoon (In Oba Akiolu's voice)

I support u jor

It is a fact that Fulanis are spies for BH in d BH infested states. No doubt about it bcoz it has been proving several times. So, Falae is on point

kossyablaze:
I know so...
*Modified *
If and only if Anthony Martial would score 2mrw,not only dah I ll make ova 100k...i ll show some love here on NL! Red devilz till my bone grizzle ya dig?

Guy, u don lose already. Chealsea,Arsenal and man city wil never pray for u to win that match except u played DC

lastpage:
I dont know whether you people dont know the meaning of the word BUNKER... or whether as l suspect, you'all like to tickle each others fancy that you are Mr. Invincible!

Lets look at it closely.

This "bunker" is 26ft long! How many people was he hoping to keep in that bunker? I guess it was meant for ONLY HIM and HIS FAMILY MEMBERS?
The rest of the "sufayos" can die like flies, right? This type of "selfishness" nor get part 2!

Looking at the number of "Ingenious brains" that built this "bunker", so all they could do was a mere 26ft?
I bet the underground garage to our abode is longer than that ....and carries more weight.

Finally, if the idea of a "bunker" was to provide and impenetrable fortress, despite all the structural "ibo" engineers that put this shyte together for odumegwu, l wont earn any marks for brilliance if l ask: [color=#000099[i]]Why did he not then hide inside that his bunker but has to run away when "federal fire" smoked him out like a bush rat, from that his bunker?[/i][/color]

In other words, that so-called bunker was no more than an UNDERGROUND CAR PARK!

I just wonder why Ibos like to ridicule themselves in a way that suggests that the lack any "sense of shame"?
Just imagine that it was the same Hausa-Fulani that quashed Biafra, that is the FIRST PICTURE on the Wall of the Biafran Bunker?
What can be more denigrating than this ... or are this Yiibos "self-destructive" by nature?

Everything about Ibos seems to be a farce, a hype and the cheapest form of SELF-DELUSION!

And one other thing, stop fooling yourself by thinking you are a VICTIM of some conspiracy!
Most of you (most) are detestable, sub-human pests due to your incurable love of money!
Unfortunately, those who LOVE MONEY, NEVER have ENOUGH of it.... even if they sell fake drugs that kill children, sell fake vehicle parts that cause accidents/kill people, pirate other people's intellectual works, swallow and shyte drugs all over the world while getting their head chopped-off for doing so, supporting EVIL at every opportunity... and the list goes on.

Bunker koor, South East "underground" car park nii!



Lastpage!


NB: below are pictures of innocent kids that a real bunker could have saved ... not some fancy underground car park for Ojukwu!

Guy u too much, abeg forgive them