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Enugu? Which village is that?

kolnel:
Nice one
The other south western states should harness their potentials and align with Lagos state
Lagos remains the commercial capital of Nigeria
Naija must get better

Na u go tell us?

dayowunmi:
Hope state funds were not deployed into the ceremony sha.

what do u expect? This is naija

udekwuebuka:
hahaha Lwkmd...the people who attended this should have died by now na.

Ok, com n kill us nah

As usual, I ws expecting 2 c dis denial. Y taking u IPOB so long

BeClever:
A country of Bigots and tribalists..
A country of Criminals and their worshipers.
A country where Ngeneukwene hates NnamdiKanu for standing up for him from persecution and suffering from his Masters..

A country where Ngeneukwene, prefers going back to fish farming than CBN job..

A country where 95% of all its criminal leaders come from the a region where 98% of the children from same region goes to bed every night without a single bean seed as dinner.

A country where it's security personal are feared by her citizens more than Armed robbers.

A country where it's DSS(Demented Shoe Shinners) are personal thugs and assassins to the Presidiot leader.

A country with a wicked leader, who is certainly a wicked father and husband.

A country God has decided to punish...

Receive sense in Jesus name

ShegeYorubawa:
As a yoruba man who live in the north. I believe that Nnamdi Kanu is the greatest man in nigeria now the only man who will look in the face of fulanis and their zombies and tell them to go to blazes.

I wish I were an Easterner right noe, if not for them, nigeria will be a feudal Arab jungle 100% where fulanis sh1t in the necks of others. The East keeping fulani at bay since 1967 AD.

Anytime I remember Nnamdi Kanu, I bow to the organizational skills of IPOB who made PRESIDIOT DULLHARY SWEAT THROUGH HIS ANUS AT ALJAZEERA. ABEG WHO DIDN'T SEE THE SWEAT ON THE DULLARD'S FACE WHEN HE WAS AMBUSHED WITH THE BIAFRAN QUESTION?

MUMUHAMDO DULLHARY WILL JOIN TAYLOR IN ICC JAIL.



Zombies hope say i no spoil markate?

Impersonator, u no b Yoruba u b Ibo. Yeye man

NgeneUkwenu:
lalasticlala let's help kanu pls!

He shld sing d Nigeria national anthem first n show remorseful ness b4 we cn help him

NgeneUkwenu:
Hold him well!

U wicked o

onyi4edu:
It's no news, we know that already

Modified...
I read this piece again and the news is that Saraki, Dogara and Fashola didn't attend his birthday

Uar nt making any point, if uar then d whole dignitaries in Nigeria wl b there

AleAirHub:
If so and what result/impact has it yield in your govt

1. Political opposition witchhunt fight

2. Delay and wrong figure manipulation of the 1st submitted 2016 budget

3. River state election violence

4. An army officer kidnap and killed= IN SECURITY

5. Fuel price hijacked to N150-200

6. Power supply drop......

7. $1/N1 =Scam

8. N5000 for unemployed youth campaign = Scam
Rubbish

TINUBU=IPOB headache

DropShot:
Great.

I'm in support of killing any group of militants, terrorists, secessionists or rustlers who will not want Nigeria to have peace.

Kill all trouble makers before the become unmanageable.

DropShot:
Great.

I'm in support of killing any group of militants, terrorists, secessionists or rustlers who will not want Nigeria to have peace.

Kill all trouble makers before the become unmanageable.

DropShot:
Great.

I'm in support of killing any group of militants, terrorists, secessionists or rustlers who will not want Nigeria to have peace.

Kill all trouble makers before the become unmanageable.

IPOB take note

yaki84:
if buratai is not indicted then it means he was a soldier in the congo or india n baba deported him to come n restructure the system.
the report said it all, all millitary men r corrupt.
these people r angry cos they r no more in power n relegated to the barracks, they envy the politicians thinking they r the ones killing the countey not knowing the yrs of millitary rule took us 300yrs back from civilization.
monies wqs released for procurement of arms, these thieves embezzled d monies n still went ahead n cry foul, heaping blames on gej. will gej go n buy arms? does gej know good or substandard ammunitions?

Y ar u narrating d whole thing all over again?

shaddoww:
President Muhammadu Buhari has felicitated with
the national leader of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu, as he clocks 64 years on March 29. The President, according to a statement by Femi Adesina, his Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, said the rising political profile of Mr. Tinubu since he was elected a Senator of the Federal Republic of Nigeria in 1992 was a testimony to his forthrightness, diligence and doggedness.
Mr. Buhari said it was the same qualities that endeared him to the electorate and gave him all-round success as a private sector worker, a business man and two-three governor of Lagos State.
The statement added, “As one of the pillars of the APC, President Buhari commends the visionary leadership style of the Asiwaju of Lagos, who is also the Jagaban of the Borgu Kingdom in Niger State, for creating a formidable opposition party in Nigeria that worked vigorously within a short period to oust a party that had been in power for 16 years. The President assures the national leader that his patriotism and commitment to democracy and good governance, and his generous spirit will always be remembered and appreciated by generations of Nigerians. “He prays that the Almighty God will grant the Asiwaju long life, good health, wisdom and prosperity as he steadfastly supports efforts to promote the development of Nigeria.”





www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/200920-buhari-lavishes-praise-tinubu-says-hes-dogged-forthright-leader-politician.html

Bad news for IPOB

modelmike7:
^^^ How is she not a Nigerian with all her biography you read up there?! Even with the pic of her Nigerian father? Some people sha!

If u c any negative comment, it is from ibos

Tolexander:
She isn't a Nigerian singer but British.

Just like saying Eusebio was a Mozambique football player.

Hmmm, Ibo!!! Does dat change her identity?

CaptainJune:
In other words, my 'giving up' the use of my bed for three days does not count as sacrifice because it does not entail permanent loss? Therefore, any act of giving up something which does not constitute permanent loss is lending, not sacrifice. Interesting.



Lol. Going by your 'definition' of sacrifice as an act that is "heavy" and constitutes permanent loss, I'll say my act of giving up the use of my laptop for the day so that another may use it for his benefit is not a sacrifice.



I get you. A temporary loss of something is lending while a permanent loss of something is sacrifice. Lolz. May I remind you that you defined sacrifice as:



On that note, I rest my case.

Dnt mind him, he is as confuse as his master, lucifer. Just let d idiot b

kevoh:
1. That is not a sacrifice. Where is the good cause here? compare your younger one sleeping in your bed and sacrifice of your kidney to save a life? Which is heavier? You lent your brother your sleeping space in your bed and went to sleep on the armchair and you call that sacrifice! It's like lending him the bed for three days AND YOU KNOW YOU WILL NOT LOSE THE BED because he will be gone by then. Emphasis on the loss.

2.Same as Number 1. You have lent something you know you will not lose and get back after some days. That's not a sacrifice. Refer to the definition again.

3. Same as Number 1. Refer to the definition again.

There is no need for much argument here!

Uar really a confused being

am0sn0nyu:
Obviously you haven't encountered hard-boiled Christ defenders of the insane types who will tell you some UFO technology was involved such that those back then wouldn't have understood.


Why didn't you contact someone at the Vatican ? or report to the nearest Catholic center.

Get where exactly ? And who are the we ?


If it was distorted, then it means there exist the genuine story, thus why would anyone want to have the original thing distorted, only to render it ridiculous ? To what purpose ? To what end ? I say there was never a Jesus story. Given to some of my private researches. . .I think perhaps whatever the genuine story was, it was Europeanized or might I say semiticized by Europeans.

We know people like u, uar not d first to critisize Jesus n u wl nt b d last. Uar too small to do dat; even ur master satan, devil, lucifer or whateva name d idiot is called even recognise Jesus n he trembles when he hears His name. At d end of d day, u n ur master, devil wl b cast into lake of fire for eternity. So, uar too small

am0sn0nyu:
I SUPPOSE ANY OF YOU AFRICAN CHRISTIAN CONVERTS SHOULD BE ABLE TO PROVIDE A RATIONAL ANSWER

SOURCE

Lemme lecture u small, His work on earth wl nt b completed if he did not die because He needs to go down in to d earth to conquer death. It ws after he conquered death dat he resurrected. In summary, He finishes everything appointed to do on face of d earth b4 He died n ws buried so dat He can go down into d earth to complete His work after which He ressurrected n ascended to heaven. If uar a Christian u wl understand me better. Cheers

Olumba don high frm weeds

Ebiwali:
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http://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2016/03/el-rufai-nothing-will-stop-your-death.html#more

Na him go kill am?

olokeded:
According to Okemini Otum, a www.metronaija.com reader, angry passengers who were billed to fly Arik Air into Lagos but were delayed for 6 hours due to an overbooked plane, rushed into the next Arik plane that arrived the airport and didn't care if it was their scheduled plane or not. See more photos of the angry passengers after the cut...

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/03/photos-passengers-rush-to-board-over.html

Chai, I no no say Nairalanders dey among d passengers wey dey take pix yesterday for Abuja Airport. Hmmm, c drama yesterday, we staff sef were overstretched

gbaskiboy:
Yoruba boy with tribal marks they form, one just enter bank, pick up deposit slip and on the slip he wrote 'tarty tausan'

U got me laughing seriously, op dis ur mouth no go kill u sha. Well done

joborskill:
With all due respect to tinubu, i thought he was the founder and national leader of the APC. Why are they still battling him for the control of his party again? I hope the north is not trying to use and dump the southwest again this time? It happened with Abiola, Diya and Awolowo. I hope tinubu wont regret this alliance with the north? Time will tell

Ibo!!! Must u always reveal ur foo.lishness?

TANTUMERGO007:
i am so shocked when i see people hailing that criminal called Adams, he finished Edo State .

So, u bliv dis trash? Dnt u knw its a political statement?

HateU2:
1. I am single

The above lie can be rated the foremost lie you get to hear from Nigerian men. A man with twin babies in his house with a beautiful wife will still come to you and psyche you with the ‘I am single, don’t be deceived by my look’ line. He can look serious, promise you heaven on earth just to get whatever he wants.





2. It is not just sex

Most Nigerian men say this just to dissuade all red flags from the woman’s mind. This line gets unsuspecting ladies comfortable and most times it is always too late before she realizes that it is actually about sex. (U see dir life)




3.I can never lie to you

Hehe! If you hear this from a man, just run..because he just lied! Nigerian men get to cover up their excesses with this line. He at one point or the other must have lied to you..maybe to make you feel cool. Even if he hasn’t done it, he will still do, so do not be too relaxed.



I know my enemies will say 'ladies lie pass guys' but that one na super story . Guys will say anything just to get down with a lady . Their 3rd leg na wahala 4 dem.

Yea, d OP is right. Our ladies ar so dumb that most of them wil stil fall for dis antic after reading dis piece.

stephenduru:
Toyota Nigeria has achieved a breakthrough in Nigeria by unveiling of its first locally-assembled vehicle in Lagos, a Hiace bus.

Toyota Nigeria last year hinted of its plan to establish a vehicle assembly plant in the country to join Nissan, Ford, Kia, Peugeot and a host of other auto firms already assembling vehicles locally.

The Managing Director, Toyota Nigeria, Mr. Kunle Ade-Ojo, said the new Hiace was assembled in the company’s plant in Lagos, built with 30,000-unit production capacity every year.

The Hiace, he said, was assembled as a test case, adding that the organization would soon begin its mass production.

This is coming about two and a half years after the announcement of the Automotive Industry Development Plan by the Federal Government, which raised the import duty on cars from 22 per cent to 70 per cent in order to discourage vehicle importation.

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/03/first-nigerian-toyota-vehicle-assembled.html

Pls, where are d ibos

Whizzcute:
When you are looking for healthy foods to eat, then cucumber is a great choice. Cucumbers are fruits though we normally eat them as vegetables. Cucumber goes with the scientific name cucumis savitis which is made up of 90-96% of water in it. Cucumbers are commonly eaten raw . Cucumbers are of great benefits to your health and those health benefits are what am here to reveal to you.
Health Benefits Of Cucumber

1. Cucumber Contains Some Essential Vitamins
Vitamins are one of the most essential nutrients you need more in your body to live healthy and cucumbers are always give it to you if only you eat them. Basically,cucumbers contain vitamin A,B &C which in turn energize you, boost your immunity and keep you radiant. Cucumbers also contain other nutrients such as iron, calcium, phosphorous, zinc, folic acid magnesium, Vitamins B1,B2,B3,B6 and more.

2. Cucumbers Keep You Hydrated

Like I earlier mentioned, cucumbers are made up of 90-95% of water. This means that if you may eat cucumbers as alternative to water because of it’s high water content. And keeping you hydrated is not limited to eliminate thirst but many other functions like transportation of nutrients all round the body , aid in digestion etc.

3. Cucumbers Reduce The Risk Of Cancer
Another key health benefit of cucumber is having the ability to reduce risks of cancer. Cucumbers are made up of plant nutrients named cucurbitacins which according to scientists, have anti-cancer properties. Scientists also went ahead to prove that activities that leads to the growth and development of some cancerous cells in the body can be blocked by this nutrient in cucumbers called cucurbitacins.

4. Cucumbers Get Rid Of Bad Breath
Cucumbers help to freshen your breath and get rid of bad breath . Cucumbers are made up of phytochemicals which eliminates those bacteria causing bad breath. So when ever you feel you need to freshen your breath, get some cucumbers and eat.

5. Cucumber Is A Good Home Remedy For Sunburn
Cucumbers has the capability of clearing sunburns too. Whenever you are experiencing sunburns again, simply do this; Cut a cucumber into tiny slices and put them directly on the sunburn affected areas, remove immediately you feel the warmth from cucumbers.

6. Cucumbers Help To Fight Inflammation
Do you know that cucumber helps to reduce inflammation in the body. Well, cucumbers contain flavonoids which are have anti-inflammatory properties to reduce inflammation in the body.

7. Cucumbers Strengthen the Bones
Cucumbers are rich in vitamin K is very much important for a healthy bone. When there’s low amount of vitamin K in the body then the risk of bone fracture increases. So get yourself some cucumbers and save yourself from bone fractures.

8. Cucumbers Are Essential For Weight Loss
Well, if you are trying to drop some pounds, then you need cucumbers. This is because they are very low in calories . They also contain fibers which are ideal to regulate body weight .

9. Cucumbers Are Ideal For Diabetic Patients
Diabetic patients need cucumbers to maintain their diabetes. Cucumber contains a hormone essential for the pancreas for insulin production. So if you are diabetic, then never miss to eat good amount of cucumbers weekly.

10. Cucumbers Help To Prevent Constipation
Cucumbers are very rich in water like I’ve earlier said, they also contain fiber. These two nutrients enables food to move through the digestive tract quicker and more easily , helping you prevent constipation.

THANKS FOR READING AND KINDLY SHARE WITH OTHERS.


ARTICLE SOURCE: http://www.goziehealth.com/2016/03/10-amazing-health-benefits-of-cucumber.html

11. Good for masturbation.

Nicepoker:
. Does it matter?

Yes