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Travel / Re: The Modern Emerging Face Of Ibadan City. by mart2k(m): 10:43am On Jul 31, 2016
Scholes00:
When the upcoming Lagos - Ibadan rail link is completed, this city will very likely zoom past and occupy its rightful place as Nigeria's No3 city, by Overtaking Port Harcourt.
.....and who told u PH is no3?
Politics / Re: Impeachment Threat: Pro, Anti-saraki Forces Set For Showdown by mart2k(m): 10:35am On Jul 31, 2016
cktheluckyman:
Lolz forget all the noise!! Saraki's support base in the 8th senate is rock solid!! The APC will not even get the simple majority let alone the 2/3 majority needed to remove him!!

Roll out drums ke? Na where dem won see the money? Besides most of these senators today are billionaires and former Governor and not the hungry ones in the 1999 senate that Obasanjo was just dangling money at!!!! How much exactly can anyone give to the likes of Akpabio,Melaye,Uba,Kashamu,oduah,etc? These guys are billionaires!!
dey there, even if they were given 5million Naira each, they wl stil collect it. They neva get tired wen it has to do wit money
Crime / Re: Two Arrested For Killing A Woman In Kano Over Blasphemy by mart2k(m): 8:44am On Jun 04, 2016
ShaqFu:
Obviously a lesson has not been leant here. I believe its seriously about time that the FG place a standing order on all religious killings, and make it a capital punishment. Anybody who kill anybody in the name of religion will be killed. Plain and simple.

Only then will some of this religiously intoxicated religious bastards learn.
What is dis one saying. Killing is killing and d punishment is death according to Nigeria law. So, which one is religious killing again?
Politics / Re: Breaking News Ijaw Militants Are Attacking Aladja In Warri Right Now by mart2k(m): 8:36am On Jun 04, 2016
Agimor:
Few days ago the Op was supporting and hailing the avengers and now the chicken has come to roast how ironically it sounds. on a lighter note the Ijaws are very problematic and violent runs through their veins I just hope and pray it does not escalate to another ethnic war as the both as a long history of inter marriage.
RIP to the diseases.
"RIP to the diseases". Disease ko, sickness ni. Meet one JSS1 student to help u spell it.
Politics / Re: Breaking News Ijaw Militants Are Attacking Aladja In Warri Right Now by mart2k(m): 8:31am On Jun 04, 2016
fred06:
Pls people should understand the niger delta region well...there are different tribes in the Niger Delta... You have Urhobo,Itsekiri,Isoko, Delta Ibo, Bini,ora,Auchi n ijaw amongst others...the militants you hear about are not Urhobo,bini,Delta ibo, ora,auchi, itsekiri or calabar...they are Ijaws..so please other tribes should not be brought into criticism..IJAW is not the owner of the niger delta region...so the general public sh take note...Aladja is an Urhobo town being attacked by the Ijaws of Ogbe ijoh.
Oh, I tot Niger delta is all about d ijaws and d Itsekiris. The Ijaws are fantastically stu.pid while Itsekiris are cool headed. Thanks for educating me anyway.
Politics / Re: Breaking News Ijaw Militants Are Attacking Aladja In Warri Right Now by mart2k(m): 8:15am On Jun 04, 2016
wowmenow:
there are heavy shootings right now scores of people dead already from the attacks from the ijaws over land issue
please nairaland help us cont the jtf in warri to rescue us
the shootings is too much now

vanguard just report the news
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/06/several-persons-wounded-houses-razed-ogbe-ijoh-aladja-clash/
They should continue killing themselves, it wil make it easier for d Nigerian Army to finish off d remnants.
Culture / Re: Ooni, Alafin Of Oyo, Aregbesola, Oba Of Lagos At A Summit On Yoruba Language by mart2k(m): 8:09am On Jun 04, 2016
valdes00:
Today in history
*****
Today is exactly 8 years,
7months, 6days, 11 hours 25 minutes and 52 seconds that a gala seller ran away with my
change in traffic.......

Hmmm, God don fight for u already; dilector KANU is serving his father's land in Kuje.

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Culture / Re: Ooni, Alafin Of Oyo, Aregbesola, Oba Of Lagos At A Summit On Yoruba Language by mart2k(m): 8:05am On Jun 04, 2016
akins56:
Yoruba language must be made compulsory in all schools whether public or private in every south western States.
What are u saying, it has been like that ever since.
Crime / Re: Osun Remains The Safest State In Nigeria- IGP by mart2k(m): 10:03pm On Jun 03, 2016
achinice:
any evidence to back up the claim that osun state is the safest state?hungry people una go chop before u even think of taking up arms to think abt stealing na...mor u want to rob ur fellow hungry man?
A first, I did not want to educate but when I realise dat at least u must b above 18yrs then I said posterity wl nt forgive me if I dnt tell u what my 4yrs old son already know. To tell u how dumb u ar, after reading tru d IGP address, my little boy was able to know that Nigeria police who has d statutory role/function of maintaining law and order has table of crimes committed in each state of d federation and uses such table to arrive at d conclusion. So, I dnt c y it is so difficult for u to understand what my little boy understood with ease. If u need any evidence go get it anywhere.

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Crime / Re: Osun Remains The Safest State In Nigeria- IGP by mart2k(m): 9:48pm On Jun 03, 2016
Dething:
Safest but poorest! It will be so when there is no activity. Very inactive state!
when wl u graduate from primary school? So, if u ar asked during interview to name d poorest state in Nigeria, ur dumb head wil say it is Osun? SMH for u because u av data but u can't use it to add more knowledge. U better google d poorest state in Nigeria in case a primary school pupil ask u such a question

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Crime / Re: Osun Remains The Safest State In Nigeria- IGP by mart2k(m): 9:40pm On Jun 03, 2016
Bitterleafsoup:
Just saying the rital killings and abuse of women and children are so brutal in Osun though how is it the safest?
Phttp://tribuneonlineng.com/8-year-old-girl-killed-by-driver-in-osun
Why are you so dumb?
Crime / Re: Osun Remains The Safest State In Nigeria- IGP by mart2k(m): 9:39pm On Jun 03, 2016
Poorboy:
TRUE BECAUSE IT'S THE POOREST STATE, NOTHING THERE TO FIGHT FOR... Crisis in the Niger Delta is because of Oil (RESOURCE CONTROL), In the South East because of Biafra(SOVEREIGNTY), North because of Sharia Law(RELIGION) SOUTH WEST empty land nothing to fight for....
It is a pity that u av time to type dis poo but u did nt av time to google d poorest state in Nigeria. Not quite long in dis forum, each state IGR was displayed and I remembered seeing many states behind Osun. U should use ur common sense to knw wat am trying to say.
Crime / Re: Osun Remains The Safest State In Nigeria- IGP by mart2k(m): 9:30pm On Jun 03, 2016
johnnycrew:
...But not safe from hunger
Which state is safe from hunger, pls tell us.
Politics / Re: Wives Of Southern Governors Visit Ambode by mart2k(m): 8:17pm On Jun 03, 2016
CUM4WHAT:
ugly set of women..., makeup factories...... my prettythicksme is far beta than 'em......., but wait, y is every1 clinching wit lagos
people clinch with LAGOS simply because Lagos is a new and better Nigeria that can give hope to everyone.
Celebrities / Re: Flavour Shows Off His Sitting Room While Thanking God For The Week by mart2k(m): 8:05pm On Jun 03, 2016
MrMcJay:


10M x 365 days = 3.6 Billion Per year.

All these poverty-induced calculations sef. If you want to lie, lie with sense.

When hunger has changed the settings of your brain, you start throwing useless figures. You think 10M is like the 10Naira you use to buy sugar to drink garri? Next time, eat before coming to type on NL.
Celebrities / Re: Flavour Shows Off His Sitting Room While Thanking God For The Week by mart2k(m): 8:03pm On Jun 03, 2016
MUVA:


That's just one sitting room out of 2. His house is a duplex. Living in luxury without investing has been to the detriment of most artistes these days and I'm sure flavour has learnt. If he wants to buy a porsche apartment, trust me, he can afford tens of it. Flavour rakes in close to 10million roughly every single day of the week! The interior of this house isn't up to half of what he makes in A DAY! So pay no mind to anyone who criticises, its his choice to not be frivolous.
hmmm, u b Flavour accountant? How come u knw how much he makes weekly?
Celebrities / Re: Flavour Shows Off His Sitting Room While Thanking God For The Week by mart2k(m): 8:00pm On Jun 03, 2016
RIZLER:
I know say na dis palour in gave anna banner doggie,she keep hand ontop speaker flavour come suspend the two legs for air come dey release all the akamu him don safe for 3yrs
Baaaad guy, laf wan kill me
Celebrities / Re: Flavour Shows Off His Sitting Room While Thanking God For The Week by mart2k(m): 7:57pm On Jun 03, 2016
I dnt expect to see such TV in his living room, sombody shld pls remind Flavour that he is a star n a celebrity. He shld visit any of LG's show rooms in his vicinity and buy a befitting TV set
Celebrities / Re: Flavour Shows Off His Sitting Room While Thanking God For The Week by mart2k(m): 7:53pm On Jun 03, 2016
With salary of 140k/month, my sitting room is nicer than his. My sound system of 230k is even better than his system though they look almost d same. I'm nt bragging o it is just an explanation

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Politics / Re: Muslims Behead Woman Trader In Kano Over Blasphemy by mart2k(m): 2:21pm On Jun 03, 2016
todaynewsreview:

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/06/breaking-news-mob-behead-woman-kano-blasphemy/

For how long wil dis stewpeed people continue to waste innocent Citizens' live because of their stu.pid mohammed. Religion of pieces indeed. MURDERators please ban me o, m ready 4 all of u

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Health / Re: Blood In Stool For Years; Please Help by mart2k(m): 2:08pm On Jun 03, 2016
Etern:
He should drink a glass of whole milk before going to bed and first thing in the morning before going to the toilet. He should do a stool test to check micro organisms and bacteria parasites. Does he have anal itching?
what of if he has anal itching?
Health / Re: Blood In Stool For Years; Please Help by mart2k(m): 1:32pm On Jun 03, 2016
ZORO47:
I've had similar problem before, but not as long as your cousin o. Since its bright red, then its from the more outer part of the intestine. If your cousin doesn't experience any pain (like was in my case) then its most likely an anal fissure. Its caused by a tear along the rim of the anal opening. As with all wounds, the tear would try to heal, but healing at this part of the body is difficult due to constant movement at that area. Whenever your cousin goes to toilet, that anal opening expands causing the healing edges to break again and the resultant bright red blood oozes out. Most may not feel any discomfort when this tear happens, and the only sign is the bright red blood in stool.
Treatment?: If your cousin can rest his anus for long enough, there'll be enough time for healing to occur cheesy




hahaha, "rest his anus a bit"? OP, tell ur friend nt to shit for a month;that wl b ok.
Health / Re: Blood In Stool For Years; Please Help by mart2k(m): 1:20pm On Jun 03, 2016
haywire07:
He needs to touch the garment of Jesus
where him go see am?
Politics / Re: Niger Delta Avengers Bomb Chevron Oil Well Amidst Heavy Security (Photo) by mart2k(m): 10:58am On Jun 01, 2016
STPEACE10:
military or no military, you can't stop this
militants, even if you kill all the members of this
NDA, another group will surface, the best thing is
to do Justice to their fair demands. why will this
Muhammad Buhari regard their economy power
house as 5% self?? that orientation spoil show
for him.





but this militants no the do recruitment?? because boys wan join oh, but make una pity us abeg the damage don pass becareful, have mercy upon our grandpa at aso rock, he will be disappointed in his army by now.
Where is d deadlier boko haram today? Defeating NDA is a matter of time....don't rejoice yet
Celebrities / Re: Olamide And Saidi Balogun Strike A Pose by mart2k(m): 7:10pm On May 31, 2016
Lincoln275:
so saheed dey bleach before! hmmmm, d guy don black oooo
No, I think it is d camera effects because I saw him at Abuja Airport som days back. He is nt d bleaching type
Travel / Re: Emirate Makes Emergency Landing In Lagos Due To Passenger’s Cocaine Inges by mart2k(m): 10:40am On May 29, 2016
OkoNDOoBo:

That's remind me of okija shrine,where more than 50 human skull was found..
And a renowed canibal was caught called cliffored orji.
what of Otokoto

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Travel / Re: Emirate Makes Emergency Landing In Lagos Due To Passenger’s Cocaine Inges by mart2k(m): 10:38am On May 29, 2016
Passy089:
I'll rather kill myself than butcher Someone else for rituals.... proudly IPOD, Any way na way
hahahaha, Otokoto ,Clifford Orji and others came to my mind. I guess they are nt ibos. C ur life

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Travel / Re: Emirate Makes Emergency Landing In Lagos Due To Passenger’s Cocaine Inges by mart2k(m): 10:32am On May 29, 2016
Heshei:
so what will happen to the trip ... Will the plane continue its journey without the affected passengers ? since their flight is midway to their destination.
Google it
Travel / Re: Emirate Makes Emergency Landing In Lagos Due To Passenger’s Cocaine Inges by mart2k(m): 10:29am On May 29, 2016
modestofynest:
On behalf of the affected geo-political zone we take full responsibility of our kinsmen actions and also call our brothers from the SW to always do so when their brothers rape as usual and dos from the NE & NW also take responsibility of fulani herds men actions that's all
C ur life, who rape pass Ibos

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Politics / Re: Sharia Court Bill: Leo Ogor Speaks - "Nobody Is Expanding Sharia To Anywhere" by mart2k(m): 10:17am On May 29, 2016
Assistance:
During election we were telling these folks that the northerners especially Buhari got something in his sleeves.. They didn't hear..tinubu was in the quest of being a godfather forgetting that these northerners ain't your friends.. Now they got the president, the speaker.. Watch how they will gradually Islamize Nigeria..
Na u and ur family wil be islamised.

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