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lefulefu:
Even before i open this thread i know say na Kenya such thing like dis will happen.

and they were enjoying it Na wa ooo

""daddy fucvk me harder "" I don hear tinz oo

chai Kenya no dey carry last oo

lefulefu:
na so dem dey talk

hahahahah na wa oo,

anyway how iyawo hope she deliver safely

greiboy:
Safiaa, here is thread to stroke your ego

Apparently, boss martino wants to spoil you silly with money

As for me

I will rather date an ambitious, independent lady that is not ready to place all her financial liabilities on my very little financial capacity.

Thank you very much

cc bigbossamani

really mehn you can discuss that with her, guy forget most of these independent ladies know what right to do,dont tel me u believe all this their online clamour

I greet you, ur boy is ever loyal

come sofiaa will be good for you oo

donnaD:
lol am not shy oo It's just that i don't hv strength for argument.

na packaging joor.

hahahahah abeg package to those ur babes not me, a whole u package

I never see babe wey dey package and she go dey talk am hahahahah u wan dey use igbo sense follow me abi

if to say I dey close now we for go dancing! make u shake ur small waist small

lefulefu:
lol dat one na failed marriage na. Husband dey fuk around...im wife also dey fuk around. In a way sha na good tin cos its better that ppl wey get cheating tendency in them should hook up as husband and wife. Let dem leave the ones wey go dey loyal to marry each other.

hahahahah but this woman said to me she was never doing that, she say Na her husband make her start am...

Safiaa:
Well done. You took my advice

still you ladies can never ever ever be satisfied

#Dear Men!!!

Broke Guys Need To Stop Telling These 11 Lies To Wome
Women have been bashed severally for wanting to date financially stable men and having sponsors.

The reality is, no one wants a guy who lacks ambition and is not hardworking. A man should be able to provide and woo a woman in a manner that can make her stay with him if things do get thick. But if you’re broke because you just don’t like working and all, then here are lies you need to stop telling women.

1. I don’t like a demanding woman.

2. I am not materialistic why should I try and impress women with better things?

3. Women just like money so I would rather not date.

4. You should stay with me because I am going to make it big and you will miss me.

5. Any lady who doesn’t like my brokeness should just walk out.

6. Money isn’t everything.

7. My family is so rich and I will take over the business someday.

8. Ladies who like men with money are gold diggers or socialites.

9. A lady should also be able to treat me.

10. Support me now and I will always have your back when I make it

11. As long as I am alive I am happy enough.
#exclusively bae #

donnaD:
lol Martin I no talk anything oo no be for my mouth u take hear am.but hey longest tyme wassup with u?

Na u sabi, you too dey fear to talk abi are you shy

I just dey ooo nor be small tin oo see as u con arrange, Na wa oo, swaggalicious baby...

Opentokwowledge:
Oga Martin, na Ashana you self wan marry before? Abi what's the meaning of these pictures you sef dey use represent ladies? These ones are lost sheep nah!

hahahah lost sheep ur mouth dangerous oo

lefulefu:
hehe dem go tell their husband dem dey go for one business meeting but dem go end up getting smashed in the nightclub . Anyway na mumu men dey end up with such wives.

o boy how will you know she's like that, what if her husband nor dey try for bedcum

see I get this woman wey I meet for there one time wey I go there, she's married with 3of her kids at igbonedion college along 3rd road..

see till date she still fucvks around but me I can't blame her coz I don even see her husband with my two eyes with another woman, guy abeg make I nor talk much here I go gist you the story for oza room

donnaD:
if i talk now the ladies on NL mostly the feminist will come for my head.who rough and wayward lifestyle help??after dancing in youth in old age the waist will tell u scores.

hahahahah dem go con carry waist wey get sponsor come give us

lefulefu:
i greet u jor. Dose first three pics wey u upload so na jokers club for Benin be dat oo. All manner of things dey go on dere as i hear.

brother no be small one oooo married women dey even come there sef dem go hide their ring for inside their bra some go keep am for inside their wallet...

XhosaNostra:
Lol, the people who say "Dis" instead of "This", "Aeroprain" instead of "Aeroplane" etc.

I met a guy once. He was good looking & all, until he told me he works for "Drey" security company. The word is "Grey"! That was it for me. I was over whatever could have been because of that.

uhm

lefulefu:
Oga Martin0 there are men wey dey like to marry dis type of women. Though such men are few but dem dey. Tonto dike who is rumoured to be a cocaine addict plus a chain smoker she no see husband marry?..even at dat na obasanjo cousin she even marry sef.though na she come use her own hand spoil her marriage but den the man still loved her. There are men who go for rugged ladies like this. Happy Sunday.

hey how far na your boy is ever loyal oo...

Oga Lefulefu

Khallyella:
I'm doing great,yourself?

why are you not using ur pics yet

Khallyella:
I'm doing great, yourself?

fine fine fine..
been a long time sha

Safiaa:
even if you have, your emphasis on women this and that is too much. Perfection is an illusion, there’s someone out there for everyone, flaws and all. Let people live.

honestly Safiaa hmmmmmm women are to be treated like a great or more like monument so basically more emphasis are placed on them!

Everybody is a special being and at so special to someone..

Safiaa uhmmm you attacking me this morning isn't healthy to me..

Safiaa:
Yawns.

Have you ever made a thread teaching men to be husbands? How to be providers? How to be good fathers to their children, because as far as I’m concerned, they’re more dogs roaming around the streets than men.

hia and what made you believe I haven't?

hia and what made you believe I haven't?

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Dear ladies , I am a guy but let me give this shikini advice.

We will never marry a girl that bleeps like a IndecentStar , smokes like a dragon , drinks all kinds of alcohol and Pierce everywhere pierceable ,
Who wants to take a girl that customized her body with tattoos , can't do without heavy make up and dresses like a bitch , home ?

Cooking skills - zero , laundry game - novice , traditional etiquettes - poor , home management - terrible . Just to wash plate , you'll be complaining , washing your own clothes na war , noodles is your best food and you always hate environmental . Shey you want to hear the bitter truth , we boys we tell you to keep it up , keep slaying . We will take you to shoprite, justrite ,
tantalizer, Mr Biggs, cinema , and everywhere you want to go . Shebi you can do Snapchat
and carry flower on your head. Every time "nails on fleek " , "eyebrows on fleek

" , " pepper dem nonsense " your future will still pepper you . Too much atarodo sauce and chivita juice
. Continue. We will keep encouraging you and dating you , we will hangout and have fun with each other but at the end of the day, we will leave y'all and go and look
4 a decent Girl to marry

. We won't even care if she's from the village sef . So far she can perform all home duties and make us comfortable and happy .

By then where will you be ? What will you do with your life ? Better slay with your sense and let your thinking be on fleek.Guys will date slay queens
,boss chicks ,etc cause dating such girls during youth period is somehow classy

.Buh trust me that guy will never take you to his fathers house when marriage is due.Keep on tattooing and piercing my sisters.

Think about your future. A word is enough for the wise.

Khallyella:
Torrh.

my nwan asa limpopo, how are you doing?

YOU saw him in a facebook group:

•U check his Profile picture.

•He Drives A Range Rover Sport 2016.
.He is handsome.

•He inboxed you.

•You reply, all excited.

•You'll want 2 hook up.

•You set a date.

•You dress up that Legging With No underwear.
•Smelling good.

•You put on a make up - fresh breath and new weave.

•He takes you 4 lunch @ Serena Hotel.

•He Takes you for - Drinks At Java.

•You two have a good time.

•He rubs your hand,

•Makes you laugh,

•Gives you looks and smiles.

•You stupidly fall in love.

•It's like you've known him Forever.

•He takes you to his apartment.

•He makes you feel comfortable and lays u on his bed.

•Kiss you passionately.

•You love his aggression, strength, power and you give in.

•It feels good.

•You know it's wrong, but it feels good.

•You ask for protection, he says it's too late.

•You obey and don't disturb.

•He says he loves you and you don't hesitate to say you love him too. He hits it nice and slow

•After, he goes to the kitchen to get a glass of water.

•He helps you drink it, ohh man.
•You feel special.

•"He must be the one" you think to yourself.
•You get dressed.

•He takes you to the taxi park.

•He kisses you on the cheeks and says
•"I had a great time,"
•Gives You cash.

•U smile and say.

•"See you tomorrow babe."

• He stays silent.

•Your taxi drives away,

•In the taxi u can't stop smiling.

•You get home and inbox him that you got home safe.

•He is online, but doesn't reply.

•It's unlike him, so you inbox him again.

•He doesn't respond.

•Minutes later you can't find him on ur friend list.
•HE BLOCKED YOU.

•Days, weeks, months passes by.

•You start feeling sick, weak, loose weight, act strange with sores in your mouth.

•You go to the clinic.

•Get tested.

•Minutes later,
•Nurse walks in."I'm sorry. You're HIV Positive and Pregnant!"

•".HOW ?"

•You don't understand.

•Reality hits you.

•You walk home.

•Scared.

•Confused.

•You go to the bus stop.

•You lay, hopeless, emotionless.

•You see death coming nearer.

•You look into the sky & mumble a prayer.
That's the end of you.

Don't be that girl !Live well. Stop Chasing Material Things. Stop chasing SPONSORS!!
Be A Girl You Want Your Daughter To Be!
TO ALL THE LADIES.
LIVE A LIFE
NOT A LIE.

#exclusively bae#judgment day #

She: Babe
He: yes my heart
She: can I be frank with you?
He: um... go on dear
She: I doubt my feelings, we can take a break.
He: I did something wrong, didn't I?

She: It's not you... I don't want to hurt you... I
don't love you anymore. Actually, I....
He: talk to me...

She: don't take it wrong, but I have someone else. I know the life we lead to two is not bad, but I don't know, but it's not that life I dream of. I want to travel all over the world. At least taste the life of bourges. I want to go crazy... spend an unforgettable youth. But with you, life has become routine. Besides, you can't afford to give me what I want. What I dream about. While the other one gives me this life on a platter. He's sincere with me. Don't worry, I never cheated on you. And I held alot of respect for you, to let you know how I feel. I know you're mad at me. But if you love me like you say, don't make things more complicated. Let me go.

He drops his head for a while.... then he gets up and looks right in his eyes and says:

I won't hold you back. That's your choice. I just want to give you some advice in the future. Here are some:

- love is a strong feeling, but it's not the only feeling. There's attraction, fantasy, obsession, friendship... that's why you have to be sure what you feel before you make an important decision for your life.

- physical property is a combination of relationships, but they are only decorations that are not more important than life itself. That's why we don't have to make it a priority.

- your man is just a man. He is made of flesh and blood, he is not God. He can't give you anything. He'll do what he can to make you happy if he loves you even beyond his abilities.
But even this will never satisfy all your desires.

- to finish, if you have dreams talk with your man so that you can two build your life. Couple's life is dancing together, laughing together, crying together, doing everything together.

So you can leave with your advice in your heart. I wish you all the best

She (tears to the eyes): thank you, you are a good person...

Then she went away.

What she didn't know was that her man had just won a 50 million euro market and he had just begged God to keep all evil spirits away from his path.

. Be careful, Life is a rolling dice. It's our New Dawn Era.

#exclusively baby#judgment day#

Preshy561:
✌✌✌

yeah

QueenSuccubus:


This Ur new hashtag sha

Don't worry , when that judgement day comes i will the first to hear those bells ringing for sure since im 7hrs ahead of you..

yeah definitely

Preshy561:
you could do yourself better by avoiding my comment,or rather stop quoting me.


She is better than your African sisters,cousins and even your mother,settled.


now,take your asslicking tongue to somewhere else.

yeah and my aunties, wife,grandmother,my unborn daughter too, and my side chicks too

QueenSuccubus oya come and seat with me let watch the haters
don't worry
remember this hash tag(#judgemen day#)

conductor123:
I never wanted to react to this issue but it's getting out of hand. If our black guys keep rejecting your dirty pvssyhole, does that mean you should unleash your frustration on our black girls. You are a racist! You keep calling nairalanders your slaves.. Are you mad?

You dated three guys on nairaland with three different monikers, should I mention them? Smellinganus, RoyalBlak007 and Jude. Yet you never stopped looking for more black cocks. You're the first born of the family, yet no husband, no kids at the age of 42! Black sheep of the family!

Due to your bad attitude, your first boyfriend lost his life in a car accident because you keep on frustrating his life. Get your ass off nairaland old bit.ch who has nothing to offer except some rotten maggots infested pvssyhole that has seen good and bad times. Get a life biatch!

shuu na wa oo see statistics

well we are all dating her now I mean we all are dating her now and we all love the pussy anything more

juveniles dammit I now see why Americans are seriously attacking Nigerian men and their ladies on their site, chai

#judgement day#

iamJ:
but she didnt have sex with any of them, so i dont understand this ur nonsense oooo, if ure jobless, go and fix a car, stop talking nonsense, when someone insulted u here, u kept calling him out that he was unfairly dafaming ur name, she is better than u and u know it, instead of hating openly be a coded hater and shut up

hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha man still get mouth like this chai

#judgemente day #