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BiggerbossAmani:
No ooh
Nobody did well congrats bro

no need to congratulate me, I did not marry today

QueenSuccubus:


Hahahahaha...

U are juz crazy sha...If u dont wanna try, u will miss half of ur sex life sha.. Dont tell me i didn't warn u

I hear you oo

Na wa oo sex no be fight oo, when u start hitting hard soon u ladies will call us dogs...

abeg make una nor disturb me oo this is why I always wanna have a no sex relationship, but ladies will just call me gay..

Twoclans:
Where is your friend ? Please he should come and carry you.

Martin i think you should just become a priest. Let me even go and read that your new thread.

you mean my ukwu friend

priest kwa, well I tried it before when I was in the seminary ,but I left for a reason sha, so I don't think I can be a priest anymore

Colourich:
She better do o.

yeah I hope say u don't fake urz oo

Twoclans:
What has pains got to do with moaning?
So womem moan because they feel pain

Na wa for you oo, u people told us when we knack the right place you will moan, or is that right place so rocky you not gonna moan in pain?

QueenSuccubus:
@bolded...hhahahaha .. I can't stop laughing

To be honest Martin baby, most of ur men here love rough sex too, maybe ur the only one who like a slow-paced sex

really they do, hmmmm I just hope their dick head don't pill off sha,

anyway I wish them good luck in their War zone!

BiggerbossAmani:
guy say the truth
Is biaca"n the Bae behind this write-ups

na wa for you oo what does a lady got to do with my write up? hia hey I don marry oo abi nobody tell you that

gypsey:
ar kno you will like de job dats why i appointed you, No wahala make we ask my oponent wich date she preffer the match to be played.

hahahahaha yeah, anyway if you ask her finish,let me know

Colourich:
She might fake her moan to make you feel you are hitting the right spot and cum be done with the sex.

na wa ooo, no wonder! OK today she must to bring the original moaning!

Twoclans:
Martin you are a learner.A man will not moan like a woman .Truth be told a mans moan is like honey to the ears and mind.

Just imagine a woman sexing you in cowgirl position and you are just lying like a wood no moaning

O"O chimooo

come oo e be like say u don forget say na preek I get oo, I don't feel pains on my dick abeg...

so I will just be moaning, na wa oo

Colourich:
Some ladies fake their moan.

eh really, so I have been deceived by my wife all these years

QueenSuccubus:



Hahahahahaah.. But dont moan like a cow being slaughtered ooo like all ur neighbors will hear you...

Who wants to have a romantic sex anyway? We're in 2018 sha..Sex must be nasty, sloppy, dirty & rough

#TimeToChangeYourGame

hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha ur mouth eh, you dey always scatter my ribs for Nairaland that why most times I don't wanna quote you

I know you don't love romantic sex jor

your kinda sex is more like going to war front!

gypsey:
good idea! na you go be our referee, so which day be de match?

Waow I like this job abeg if more of this job come, put me there!

See u just tell me when you wan play the match ,then ar go ready

still inform me if you go like penalty to be involved oo incase the full time nor go well

I hope say you understand the coco

BiggerbossAmani:
OK ooh
Who be your wife, hope say na biacan

hia negodu nwoke-mua ooo

QueenSuccubus:


Martin baby, don't tell me u never moan too? Chaaaaaiii!

all i can say is, DON'T KILL YOUR SEX LIFE ooo Be cooperative & get loose

chai See you so make I begin moan during sex? Na wa oo e nor look romantic to me oo moaning during sex hmmmm that kinda weird!

u urself do you even moan!

gypsey:
ehh? Na so you waist strong reach? Mmm.. we shall see!
martin0 come hear this girl oo!

yeah negodu gi

anyway practice makes perfect I believe, make una first start with bed practice first, anybody wey reach orgasm first isa em em

BiggerbossAmani:
All this you said is only achievable when there is money

Martin0 go Aba go ask pregnant women how their husbands the treat them during pregnancy all this you said is Lagos publicity lifestyle

hahahah hahahahaha hahahahaha come oo ayam saying what am gonna do for my wife, wetin concern me with umu nwoke ndi aba

QueenSuccubus:



Men shud learn how to moan as well..most men are like a dead wood log sha...

They don't do dirty talks, they are juz busy keep playing push & pull

Na lie abi? Don't quote me & lie oooo

Na wa ooo, I don hear things oo

Dedicated to all women
Dear future Wife
.

Sweetheart when you are Pregnant, I won't allow you Do anything stressful till you deliver our baby. You don't have to bother about anything. I can handle it. Please I don't want to see you out of bed by 5 a.m multitasking between making breakfast and doing the house chores. I will take care of that. You just watch T.V while I serve you breakfast in bed..
.

I know you will be going to the hospital for Antenatal, I will always be available to drive you there myself. You can't drive yourself na.
The Doctors will advise you do regular exercises to keep fit, i'll be your personal Gym instructor. On cool evenings, we'll take a stroll around the Neighbourhood and when we come back i'll massage your feet..
.

I heard pregnant women crave the weirdest food and sometimes strange food combination.
Even if you want to eat half done white rice with Coconut water by 3am, i'll give you. I'm equal to the task. I just don't want to see you anywhere near the kitchen. On my way back from work each day, i'll make sure I buy you enough fruits.
You may not eat all but I will keep buying more! I will spoil you with gifts. As the size of your tummy increases; i'll buy you new clothes that will fit!..
.

You think we are out of food stuffs? Don't worry! Write a list of the things you feel we need, i'll go to the market and buy them.
While in the market i'll still call you incase you need to add more items to the list. I can't allow you go to the market, I don't want people pushing you up and down. You don't need stress at all.
.

You want to turn on the tap in the bathroom? Call me!

You want to rub cream on your back? Call me!
You want to kill mosquito? Call me!

You want to open any door in the house? Call me!

I will be your House boy till you deliver!..
.
You may be the one carrying the baby physically but I'd ensure I carry the baby with you psychologically with all the Love and care I can give!.. oh! Lest I forget, our first child will be a Girl.. Don't Argue!..

#exclusively bae#

biacan:
But you said you wanted to take your Barth and you will come back and ask me for my contact but you never showed up you're making me feel bad

uchu mehn u too dey fucvkup oo ar say na make u come follow me travel that day u begin run then you want me to tell you about my movement abi even if I enter lag ar nor go even tell you, trust me ba abeg come give Gypsey ejima Biko

OboOlora:
So that foolish pilot couldn’t sacrifice his life to save the lives of 180million Nigerians from this uneducated terrorist?

He would have been a greater hero than Ken saro Wiwa

drop it low and leav the rest for me

rebirthforgoody:
Op. I double accolades for you

twalle paparazzi babe

Twoclans:
One of the most difficult things in this world is knowing who loves you.

OP your list is dope but i tell you love is far deeper than the list.A guy can do all that and still not love you.If you think its not true ask martin0.

wanya isi aki kedu ije

Twoclans:
If this picture is a current one,why is he still wearing that red socks

that not nothing madam im fit get the socks plenty

bia donnaD bia negodu omalicha nwanya chapulu achapu

bia donnaD bia negodu omalicha nwanya chapulu achapu

donnaD:
true talk nwokem.

madam mu, ya ibatalu eba eh

A lot of women who find themselves in relationship and marriages are still Suffering, Not because you lack Talents but trust me because you lack Character. Our Attitudes are our destiny killers. Sometimes we are our own Demons. But my dear sisters every marriage or relationship you find yourself in is a special blessing to you alone. All you need is Character to see that blessing. If he has no money like others doesn't mean he isn't good enough for you. Trust me all you need is Character . A good woman leads a man to his vision. Not to a shopping malls. May God help all ladies.

#exclusively bae #

#good character iza bae#

DEAR LADIES BITTER TRUTH YOU MUST SWALLOW.

1. Sex doesn't keep a man, if you like, turn 360% on bed, he will still dump you. Bleach until you become white, if he doesn't notice the qualities of a wife in you, he will leave you.

2. A man who win your love with cash may not stay forever. Real men doesn't settle down with fake women who love money.

3. The beauty of a woman can take her to a Palace but her character will determine how long she stays in the palace. Beauty attracts men but character keep them.

4. Material things definitely has its merits but it cannot alone provide the riches of a truly meaningful life.

5. Being sexy without a character will not get you a husband, you will only get a boyfriend.

6. Sex can bring pleasure but it can never bring love, sex is a product of love, love is not a product of sex.

7. Sex can make a man stay with you overnight but love will make him stay for a lifetime.

8. There are some things that money just can't buy like manners, moral and integrity.

9. How you dress will definitely determine how men will address you.

#exclusively bae #

donnaD:
wao tanks isi 'm ne bu.

yan bu wanu

donnaD:
akuko,e na gwa ewu.shey u did not read the title of the thread? isi aki.

uhmm ina su igbo idikwa nfe oo

udala chapulu mma

Twoclans:
LOL

Nwoke oma ,how you dey?

I want to report myself that i am a loose girl before one moniker with the devil name will create a thread "twoclans is a bitch ,she hoops from lefulefus bed to martins bed ,infact all the benin nairalanders have tasted her pussy"

You know nairalander has some funny personalities.

hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha forget that thin ee, who get time for them

how ur side na?
come oo ar no see your message oo abi u forget?