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Twoclans:
Go and get laid,your blood is too hot today

hia hahhahahahah na wa ooo u dey do like one of my old friend that girl get my cure! come better carry this ur mouth go meet ur boyfriend ooo abi them send you come deal with me

anu -mpama

Dyt:
No sleep Dey look

fine girl

gypsey:
na baby sitting i dey do since last week here oo!! children get holiday for 6 weeks, so we just dey go swimming, Bike riding, mounting climbing, horse riding and shiits
hahahah hahahahaha mehn nor be small thing oo u dey try oo that kin work dey tire me to do oo even if I like children But then again na ur picking sha

One babe wan do detective for my case so i teach am small how tings dey.
Na normal thin to do na

Now i just come back say make i relax with 2 beers.

oh e good, ***Cheer's ***

gypsey:
Big! man! how far?

I dey oo how ur territory na?

gypsey:
Good questions, i didn't call the police because i let her in myself, she didn't break in, and yes i left her in my flat and went to work because i trusted her because she is female, why would i not trust a female i met at the bus stop the day before? and oh! i ussually pick up girls from the clubs since i was a teenager, i still do and none has ever done such, and i can afford to replace my belongings that she took.

And since you want to know the whole story, she also threatned Violence if i continued hassling her for my belongings and oh! i could not prove it was her who stole my stuff, we also sniffed cocaine before sex that night i was also dealing at that time. so i wouldn't want the police prying.

I wouldn't want to get into a fight with a jamaican woman.

And also i have a criminal record, for other shiits i ve done.
And i still bump into her sometimes i still can not do nada!! i didn't want any troubles. i was on probations for other shiits.

Anymore questions me lady?

Now, i would like to ask you mine, have you ever been Arrested for anything atall? do you know how the UK law and Criminal investigations works? have you ever reported anyting stolen at the police station? if you did, did they catch or prosecute the culprit? if they did how long did they get in prison? and if they didn't what was the police's excuse? and when you saw the culprit who stole your stuff and called the police what did they do? did they arrest him without prove? have you heard about something called "my word against her's? i could go on but let me stop here. maybe you might have more questions to Ask me and i will be gald to Answer it. cheers!

Bravo Bravo you are improving yeah

***drinks whiskey *** aaaahhhhh mum

Twoclans:
Be confusing your self there .Go and sleep tomorrow is mass.

And then! what happened to mass Today is Saturday! or you have forgotten so soon

SweetPuffPuff:
atiku who is barred the USA for financial crimes will rescue u

Rescue me from what like I said earlier ,you should be thinking of how to take back your country from these old crooked politicians

Twoclans:
Marty baby I repeat marriage is not for everyone.That statement does not mean the person is gay.For crying out loud gay people also get married so what are you talking about

sorry was wrong there! Just sorry!

! Do you know what marriage means? If you don't get married, then that human is indirectly telling other living creatures his an empty being living for the air!




In fact Marty I don't think you will make a good husband ,forget all this your mills and boons threads you create up and down. It does not add to anything .

I never said I was going to be either good or bad to anybody "husband "

Hey people like different things, some like bad men, so if I assume to be a bad husband as you describe or claim, then someone got me!

MissRaine69:
You meet a woman go out on a few dates. She stays over one night and in your opinion it’s the best sex you have ever had and you start to catch feelings and even find yourself wondering what your children would look like.
But she never returns your calls, answers your messages/emails or tweets.
What does it mean?
How would you deal with this?

definitely will never feel anything! Maybe she's busy! she definitely liv somewhere, so aww check on her to see what /how she's doing!



Anymore questions!!!

See people have their time, I dated this girl for 3year's and never returned calls, text! But she was fine with it! But the first two 3day's I started calling! ummmmm this was the beginning of my duty daily!


Maybe this said lady, according to op might not just be that type of reruns calls, text like me! But now I'm now addicted to returning calls and text, all because someone got me into it years ago!

Anymore questions

Twoclans:
Marriage is not for everyone.I don't think I will make a good wife.My wahala is too much

Marriage is not for everyone you say

okay well we have :

•lesbians
•Gay's
•Transgender
•heamaphrodit

I'm pretty sure one of these will definitely be for them!

Radiant1020:
Lol... Yes Na my hair

eheh fine girl see as you kporkish I like the hair sha

Dyt:
Goan sleep

for today Saturday again

Radiant1020:
It has finally moved from international to national something
Does it even matter who cooks it better

O girl na me the matter tire oo but well! Mathias go soon sleep sha come oo Na ur hair be that

Dyt:
I no follow you fight

yeah;Dhow life today Na? you look creamy abeg I wan look creamy like you oo

Dyt:
I no follow you fight

yeah;Dhow life today Na?

Twoclans:
Hmmmmmm Marty this your talk is for the gram you are trying to impress all this your abroad girls you are always hooking up to .Regardless I will still send you back to the seminary .You belong there

My dear, please let me say this! Go get married or better still take ur self to a man and get pregnant, so u nor go loose oo

Twoclans:
Hmmmmmm Marty this your talk is for the gram you are trying to impress all this your abroad girls you are always hooking up to .Regardless I will still send you back to the seminary .You belong there

Rubbish we have nothing other than mere friends! Of what use /benefit will such impression bring to me

well join me drink garri oo

Hey don't tell me about the seminary abeg, I ve been there and I'm out now! there's absolutely no going back!

Twoclans:
Marty baby biko a married woman has no business going to a club without her husband except if she is going in the company of her siblings

Honestly I feel like packaging you back to the seminary, you are too soft for my liking

who told you that?? A married woman can't! You people have big problem oo! See I adonbiliv in that!

My wife can go clubbing and have fun, with anybody but be wise! A friend once told me people will start calling my wife a LovePeddler! bit I don't care, I like her like that! offcurse it my likeness and not theirs!

See there was a time I took my mother to a bar, guess what looking elegant! we danced there and enjoy ourselves! not knowing people went and reported to my father that my mom was going out with a guy.... Good thing my father doesn't even care They never knew I was her son! you can imagine how people can be?

But anyway I'm taking her on a date this month, maybe this time they might conclude by calling her a LovePeddler

Twoclans:
So you will tell your wife not to cheat with a single guy but she can cheat with a married man . OOchim .Marty you will not kill me

As for me cheating in marriage is not until you sleep with someone else. If as a man you rather spend time alone smoking and drinking you are cheating on your wife. As a married woman you will rather spend endless time in churches discussing and laughing with pastors you are also cheating .Anything that gives you satisfaction at the expense of your spouse is cheating.

see yes I will! my wife might go clubbing when I'm not around, and you don't expect my image to appear and dance with her, and you know dancing might just lead to something else... And again she might be with a man who's gonna give her the attention when I'm not around! so I better advice her when I'm inn!


if that is what you described as cheating! then I don't agree with you. As for me, anything that is hidden or done behind or rather not in open between you and your partner is cheating! people have privacy I know! Example!if you lock your message box with a password, then I see it as cheating!!!

SweetPuffPuff:
[color=deepskyblue]look closely.I said he would not condem their terrisom and said nothing about dealing with them because he is their tribesmen [/color]

And then! you should be thinking of how to take back ur country from these old crooked creatures! And not here talking about tribesman or whatever ...

Dyt:
Go enjoy am ooo

forget that thin ee

Twoclans:
Meaning if you want to cheat with a married woman secure your head

The rate married women cheat in this century is alarming,so for me i don't waste my time assuming it doesn't happen .I just advice them on the best way to go about it and move on with my life

cheating has been in existence even before I was born! so people should cheat as long as it makes them happy, all I will advice is "use condom "if I get married!i will always give my wife a very sounding warning never to cheat with a single guy if she ever thought of it ooo and again to use condom...

cheat wisely

Twoclans:
They are crooks because the political space is attractive. They should make it less attractive financially so that we can have only people who are willing to serve.

well, I wish you people good luck in your dreams!

Twoclans:
Pot calling kettle black.
Who is oshiomole to call someone else a looter

Nigerian politicians are crooks!

Dyt:
Yes ooo We do it better without the crayfish

rice Na rice!!

Twoclans:
Any spirit that makes a man want to date or sleep with a married woman should please provide for him to afford a coded hotel room.

How can you even have an erection in a room where another man sleeps with the same woman you are choping.

meaning

SweetPuffPuff:
[color=dodgerblue]dont u people know Atiku is Fulani and has never once spoken against them or said he would deal with them if he were president . Do u want to end terrisom and secure ya country or no[/color]

see una too dey do tribalism why

lefulefu:
MENZPRIDE,luminiouz,DonPiiiko,Martin0,dumo1 make una come hear matter oo

she dey fear her parents so nor blam her! my mama and Papa educate me and my sisters, brothers on sex, so if my sister choose to buy a vibrator I'm sure she will gladly tell my mother or father it a vibrator! simple answer!

Anyway happy marriage/married life to her sha!

Nothing wrong in having a vibrator infact I will buy them plenty for my wife and girlfriends if I see they need it!

Twoclans:
Nairaland loverboy is in the mood this morning .

Marty baby konji will kill you one day

Abeg let me run away before Marty comes

you see! me and you who konji go kill? come get behind me jor! I jump and pass you

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Hahahahahha.. But I bet her booboo is one of "em

ummmmmm face resurfaced!

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